The fat man immediately said excitedly as if he had discovered some new continent: "Wang Xinyi, did Brother Fan promise to accept you as an eighteen-room aunt?

Wang Xinyi realized that she seemed to have said the wrong thing, and immediately defended: "I only said that my aunt and Bingchi were maids, but I didn't say that it was Yang Yifan's aunt, you dead fat man thinks too much." ”

Tan Bingchi was obviously on the road, so he interjected and diverted the topic: "Yang Yifan, hurry up and ask another question, let's think about the answer, otherwise we will be at the destination in a while." ”

"Oh, you're done talking, seeing that you're chatting so energetically, I didn't interrupt you, then you're fine, for example, there are four of you, there are five apples, how to divide the fairest?

The fat man immediately replied: "It's too simple, weigh it and cut it!"

Yang Yifan looked at the fat man and said, "Are you sure it's the answer?"

The fat man said firmly: "Yes, I'm sure I won't change it." ”

"What about the answer of the two of you, since you are a union, you can only answer alone. ”

Tan Bingchi was still more cunning, and asked first: "Liang Zhiwen, is his answer correct?" Brother Fan. ”

"No, no. ”

Tan Bingchi said: "Let me think about it first, Brother Fan didn't say how long it would take to answer just now." ”

Yang Yifan didn't realize this loophole, so he added: "Yes, but before you get to the destination, you have to tell me the answer, otherwise I will count you wrong, by the way, according to the current speed, the slowest will reach my house in four minutes." ”

If it is placed in the era of Yang Yifan's rebirth, this is all the brain and sharp turn of the bad street, just search with a mobile phone, and the answer will come out, but now it is different, it is 2005, and the first generation can only use mobile phones to become popular, that is, it is used to listen to music, and log in to QQ, what app and the like are not at all, so Yang Yifan's problem is still very tricky now.

Yang Yifan gave an ultimatum and said: "There is one minute left, we will reach our destination, give the answer!"

Tan Bingchi glanced at Wang Xinyi for help.

Wang Xinyi thought that Tan Bingchi couldn't think of an answer, so she said: "Wouldn't it be fair to lose one, one per person." ”

After Wang Xinyi finished speaking, the car just stopped.

Yang Yifan smiled and said: "It's all wrong, fry the apples into juice, no one has a cup, it's solved, you are really enough, I know this question from the mouth of the kindergarten children, the kindergarten children know the answer, since you don't know, accept the punishment, go to wash the vegetables first, the fat man cleaned up the goats, hahahahaha, okay get off." ”

The fat man sat in the front row and asked suspiciously: "Brother Fan, are you sure you have come to the right place? Didn't you say that you would like to go to your house? Here and there? Why didn't I know that there was such a high mountain near the school." ”

Yang Yifan replied affirmatively: "That's right, this is the location of my house, for some other reasons, people from the sect came to build this place like this." ”

The fat man still looked puzzled, some other reasons, he must not accept such an analysis, this was originally a residential area, although there are not many high-rise buildings, but there are many buildings in the old city, but there is not a single one, and there is one more mountain.

Just when he was puzzled, Yang Yifan sent a message to the fat man: "Don't make a fuss, when you cultivate to a certain extent, you can also move mountains and reclaim the sea, this is made by the elders in the sect, fat man, you are also a cultivator, behave normally, otherwise your status in Elder Yan's heart will decline, and then the martial arts cheats he taught you will be lowered by a grade, which will not be good." ”

The fat man could only nod, although he was still shocked, and kept convincing himself in his heart that he wanted to behave a little bit, but this is still very difficult for a person who has received more than ten years of modern education, the more he wants to behave normally, the more abnormal the fat man's performance is, even Li Mengshi feels it.

He silently dragged the fat man's hand and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The fat man replied in a panic: "No... No, nothing, I'm just a little hot. ”

Steward Tang, who was waiting in the parking lot, had already called four guards to help carry things, so that Tan Bingchi was relieved, because of these people, the weakest was her, she was not a cultivator, and two bags of vegetables of more than thirty catties were still a bit difficult for her.

Yang Yifan saw that everyone got out of the car and said: "Let me introduce you, this is Steward Tang of our time, these are a few of my classmates, Wang Xinyi, Li Mengshi, and Tan Bingchi, fat man, on the day of your first day of running, it was Tang Steward who arranged for you to come back here, remember?"

The fat man said modestly and respectfully: "I'm tired of Steward Tang, I'm sorry to come to the door again today." ”

Li Mengshi, Tan Bingchi, and Wang Xinyi said hello to Steward Tang one by one, and Steward Tang also replied to Miss Wei.

Steward Tang asked Yang Yifan whether he was going to barbecue at the construction site outside the gate or to go back to the small courtyard on the top of the mountain to barbecue.

Yang Yifan thought for a while and then asked everyone: "Do you think it is under the mountain, or go up the mountain to my house and barbecue?"

Wang Xinyi said expectantly: "Although the mountain seems to be very good, I want to come to your house to have a look." ”

Tan Bingchi also said: "I agree with what Xinyi said, I also want to take a look at Yifan's house, and at the same time go to the top of the mountain to barbecue to have a different flavor." ”

Yang Yifan waved his big hand and said, "Let's go, go to the top of the mountain, and set off for my house." The fat man said weakly, "Brother Fan, you haven't asked my opinion yet." ”

Wang Xinyi glanced at the fat man with disdain and said, "Is your opinion important?" Haha, do you want to barbecue meat under the mountain or on the mountain?"

"Of course, it's the top of the mountain, the top of the mountain is covered with clouds and mist, like a fairyland, and I want to go up and see it. The fat man said.

"Isn't that the end, is there a difference between asking and not asking?" Wang Xinyi continued to mock.

Wang Xinyi was still relatively positive, so she asked Yang Yifan again: "Let's help move these ingredients." ”

Yang Yifan told Wang Xinyi in an affirmative tone: "I don't need you, you are not the disciples of our time, you will be considered a guest when you come to the door, and the guards of our time will move things up." ”

After speaking, Yang Yifan felt that the fat man was going to eat and drink nonsense today, which was not very good to him, so he said to the fat man: "Fat man, it is estimated that you will not be able to do any exercise today, so you are responsible for taking the two sheep to the top of the mountain." ”

The fat man said confidently and slowly, "Okay, no problem." ”

The fat man took the initiative to go to the trunk of the car, carried the two goats on his shoulders, and said to Yang Yifan, "Brother Fan, where are you going?"