Chapter 612: Victory in the first battle
Although Zhang Xiaojian has disappeared from the public eye for more than a month, he appeared once during this period, but this does not affect him to still be the hottest celebrity on the whole network, and his every move can be casually on the hot search.
And Mr. Zhang scolds people to play connotation and spray is also an old tradition, netizens are not surprised, the accident in Mr. Zhang's realm has obviously improved recently, a sentence perfectly combines the connotation and spray, and laughed down a group of netizens.
Netizens who reacted slowly watched it for a long time before they reacted.
not only mentioned the mother, but also scolded the dishes, under the careful tasting, Mr. Zhang made a pun, it can not be scolding, after all, there is really no old lady washing vegetables with hot water, expounding a fact...
With Mr. Zhang taking the lead, naturally, this Weibo from provincial team A was blasted at a fixed point, and he experienced how talented Chinese netizens are.
He found himself as if he was famous...
He found that he didn't seem to be able to understand a lot of memes...
He found that he seemed to be from the countryside, and he had just walked into the big city of Huaxia Network, and his head was full of question marks...
At this time, it was really okay to be idle at home, and Ye Mozhu, who had recently been raised, also entered the battlefield, she did not echo Zhang Xiaojian, but posted a small video of one minute and thirty seconds.
STNA empty large..
STNA flashes and hits the wall...
STNA is on the edge of the teammates playing together...
STNA walks around the canyon, going back and forth like a ghost...
Netizens all burst into laughter, and they all sighed that Mrs. Zhang is a little editing expert, and this husband and wife pair really can't stand it.
STNA was angry when he watched the small video, but before he could reply, the team manager found him and seriously warned him not to do anything!
STNA weakly agreed, and because the relationship with the coach was really good, he struggled and said, "Hello locomotive, alas..."
In fact, now on the Internet, there are countless netizens who are spraying him with words that he can understand.
"STNA, YOU'RE REALLY MENTALLY RETARDED. ”
"HO, STNA, YOU'RE, HO. ”
"Ah, what do you want, do you want to die? ”
......
......
In the middle single from Wanwan, when he was scolded, scolded by the connotation on Weibo, and a lot of dizziness from the operation show, Zhang Xiaojian looked at Ye Mozhu seriously: "Don't come forward with such a thing in the future." ”
Ye Mozhu: "......"
Zhang Xiaojian: "What if people scold you so much?"
Ye Mozhu smiled when he heard this, and rewarded Zhang Xiaojian with a warm long kiss, which is very long...
At this time, Zhang Xiaojian, who had been holding back for another month: "Evil....."
A day later, MSI kicked off, and after a long afternoon of waiting, it finally took place at 6 p.m. for the highlight of the day, CW vs. RPG.
On the commentary seat, both commentators were very excited.
Commenting on this business, in fact, sometimes it is very panicked, it is necessary to objectively state the facts, not to be biased, and to have a personal position, especially in the domestic league, if there is a little bias, it will be caught by the fans of the team.
But the World Championship is different, RPG, as the only representative team in China, can fully stand in the perspective of RPG to explain passionately.
Most fans don't need to worry about it at all, just cheer for the teams that go out of the local league.
In the picture, when the members of the two teams appeared on the stage and sat in front of the computer, Zhang Xiaojian swiped ten super fires, and the barrage was full of 'Fuck it!'.
This is the atmosphere of the World Championship, and after Zhang Xiaojian, Li Cong actually came to brush ten super fires, and said in an atmospheric manner, RPG fuck him!
The two gods haunted and immediately brought the atmosphere of watching the game to a peak.
The black-rimmed glasses commentator smiled and said, "Have you read what happened on Weibo today?"
are all old partners, of course, singing and harmonizing, nodding with a smile: "Look, I think STNA's head is really bad." ”
The main commentator: "This brute word is used very exquisitely, and if you want me to say, this is pure and skillful... Mr. Zhang's reply also made me laugh, but then again, I really haven't seen my mother use hot water to wash vegetables. ”
Partner: "My mom didn't either, but in the end, STNA should have been washed with hot water, but as we all know, washing vegetables with hot water wilts and becomes impotent..."
Zhang Xiaojian and Ye Mozhu were watching the live broadcast in front of the TV at this time, listening to these two cross talk commentators and laughing.
The main commentator said at this time: "So what do you think of this one?"
Partner said: "9:1 open, RPG9, CW1."
"Is there such a disparity?"
The partner continued to make up the knife: "To tell you the truth, with the current team ability of RPG, I think it is 10:0, give this 1, probably because STNA took a hot bath, maybe there will be some mutation, and it was sprayed by netizens, and now the anger value should be full..."
Zhang Xiaojian had to sigh with emotion, once he let these commentators come to the World Championship and let them go, it will be really upside down.
The two chatted for another two minutes, and the BP session finally began, and after a round of games, the two sides selected lineups and entered the game.
The rollover situation that worried the majority of netizens did not appear.
A group because of the existence of the big bug of Bronn in the RPG, the jungler TIAN directly started with three buffs, and a troll came to the middle after the third level, and a pillar was set under the crotch of Sindra operated by STNA, and STNA handed over a flash... And then the RPG began.
The coin brother who has the right of the line linkage jungler four packs two to play the advantage of the bottom lane.
Nosuke returned to the mid lane, and another pillar was pressed against Sindra's crotch, and STNA, who had not turned around, was killed by Mihoichi.
A MINUTE LATER, TIAN CAME AGAIN, AND ONE OF THE PILLARS OF THE TOWER PREDICTED THE FLASH POSITION, DIRECTLY STUCK THE MASTER, AND FOLLOWED BY THE COIN BROTHER TO KILL STNA AGAIN.
"You didn't find the big pillar of heaven... Exceptionally accurate today. ”
"Hmm... Every time I give Sindra a top desire to die, the key is that this wave of prediction is really too sassy..."
"Here they come, here they come again. ”
In the picture, the RPG support speed is completely ahead, and in the battle that broke out in the wild area, a wave of 0 for 3 announced the complete end of the game.
The RPG players don't know if they were affected by today's Weibo news, and they all looked like they had been beaten with blood.
Started a variety of operation shows,A ** over the tower,The CW who played completely pulled the crotch,When the game came to 11 minutes,RPG was far ahead with 11 people in the first three outer towers,It has already hit an economic gap of almost 10,000。
STNA was frantically targeted, as long as he was caught slapping his face with various skills, the most hateful thing is that after killing him, the five members of the RPG still stood on his corpse and danced and sent the team logo... Out of the sky.
The CW players held their breath and wanted to make a steady comeback, but the RPG operation was too smooth, and the snowball was getting bigger and bigger.
After another two minutes, the big dragon team battle was unsurprisingly wiped out by 0-5.
The swaying RPG team members took down the big dragon, pushed it to the high ground, and when the front teeth were killed, the CW team members resurrected to protect their families, and then were crushed one by one in front of their own springs. Sure enough, it's addictive.
Zhang Xiaojian looked at the picture on the screen with satisfaction, and then peeled a grape for Ye Mozhu: "Victory, it's tasteless." ”
The narrator was chatting, "Do you think STNA dreams of the troll's big pillar at night?" ”
The partner was full of anger: "I will also dream that a certain part is relatively up... There will be a feeling of being cracked. ”