When the smoke slowly cleared, Chen Yuru was struck by lightning, and his mouth opened wide in a daze.

I saw a self in a long dress, long hair and a shawl, with a protruding chest and hips, walking out of the dormant warehouse.

"Am I like me?" Little Pink raised her arms slightly and spun in place, revealing a white shorts under her fluttering skirt.

"Ah...... My eyes. Chen Yu covered his face in pain.

"I replaced my voice so I wouldn't recognize it, would I?"

"Only you can't recognize it, right?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed the face that was exactly the same as himself, and yelled: "It's useless to just change your face?!"

"No... It doesn't matter, the chest can be wrapped with a cloth. ”

"GodTM wrapped in cloth! What about the hair, what about the buttocks, and the complexion of the face and neck are different, hey!"

Xiao Taohong's face was dragged around by Chen Yu like rubber, and he said vaguely: "It's normal to grow hair overnight." ”

"It's the 21st century!

"... Ass and skin color... Let's wear more clothes......"

"Where's the hand?"

"Wear gloves. ”

"What about the neck?"

"With a scarf. ”

"Can't you replace all your bodies with men?"

"No, the overall replacement can only be carried out in the future Tesley. Only partial replacement is supported in the dormant chamber. ”

“...... That...... All right. Chen Yu let go of his hand, frowned and looked Xiao Taohong up and down, and couldn't help but say, "I always feel so ugly!"

"Probably the reason for this face. Little Peach explained seriously.

Chen Yu: "......"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. It has nothing to do with your face. ”

Chen Yu: "......"

"Does that matter in the end?" Little Peach panicked and took a step back timidly.

“...... Never mind. Chen Yu waved his hand weakly: "That's it." I'll take you to a haircut and cut it to my hairstyle. ”

As he spoke, Chen Yu turned around and walked to the "portal in the star system", connected the space to the drop on the other side of the earth, pushed it open, and stepped out.

Little Peach hurriedly followed.

At this time, it was dark at night, and in the shroud of freedom, the quiet pin drop could be heard.

Street lamps, dim.

A gust of night wind hit, rolled up plastic bags and drink bottles, and smashed them on the body of the homeless man in the distance, showing a bit of depression.

After a few turns with the little peach, Chen Yu walked into a barber shop and said to the black man in the chair: "Cut her hair and cut it into my hairstyle." ”

"Walter?" the black man got up and looked Chen Yu and the others up and down with a big belly.

"I don't speak English well, you tell him, cut my hairstyle. ”

"Good. ”

Little Peach nodded, spread her hands, and said English for a while.

The black man's eyes widened, and he also "gurgled" and said.

"Do you speak English?" Chen Yuhu wondered: "What did you say?"

"He said I was ugly. ”

“......”

"Said I would be uglier if I cut my hair. Little Pink added.

“......”

Standing in place for a moment, Chen Yu silently turned around and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going?"

"Take my golden middle finger. ”

......

Fifteen minutes later, the two returned to their bedroom.

Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and immediately took off his coat and threw it to Xiao Taohong: "Hurry up, it's not early, go to the kitchen to eat first, then go to the exam, hurry up and change clothes." ”

"Good. ”

Little Peach turned her back, took off her skirt, wrapped a long towel around her chest, and tied it fiercely.

"Squeak!"

Chen Yu heard it with sour teeth: "You... Doesn't it hurt you?"

"What is pain?" said Pink, looking back.

“...... Not... Nothing, you continue. ”

"Oh. ”

Xiao Taohong couldn't understand it, and didn't think much about it, put on Chen Yu's clothes, scarf, and gloves, wrapped tightly inside and outside, and turned around: "Mr. Chen, is it like this time?"

Chen Yu took a step back, touched his chin and looked carefully: "Hey, there's still a little bit of meaning." ”

"Then I'll go to school now!" Xiao Taohong jumped happily, picked up Chen Yu's schoolbag and carried it on her back, and was about to push the door away.

"Wait a minute, do you know where the sixth middle school is?"

"I don't know. ”

"Do you know where my exam is taking place?"

"I don't know. ”

"What are the teachers' names, and which subjects are they examined?"

"I don't know. Little Peach lowered her head: "I don't know what you said, I'm just a love robot......"

"Does this have anything to do with whether you are a robot? You have to learn to be careful! Like me. ”

"Understood, it can be thick and fine. ”

"It's so thick and thin!

"Thick and fine. Little Rosé repeated.

"......" Chen Yu was silent, he suddenly felt that he couldn't look at this idiom in the future.

"Okay, skip that and talk about something else. ”

After the words fell, Chen Yu circled around Xiao Taohong and frowned: "I always feel a little awkward." ”

"What's wrong? Why don't I tighten my chest tighter?"

“...... It's okay with that, okay? Well, you take two steps, you take two steps. ”

"It's... Is that so?" said the little pink tentatively and took two steps.

"Smack!"

Chen Yu clapped his hands: "Understood! Your walking posture is not good, just like a girl, walk generously, don't take cat steps." ”

"So?" the little peach took two steps majestically.

"You're going to get beaten up if you walk like this......"

"What about that?" said Pink, who was walking in a different position.

"Hmm...... It's ok, almost. Chen Yu glanced at the time on the phone again, pulled the little peach, and instructed seriously: "The sixth middle school is not far from here, you go downstairs and walk left along the sidewalk, you will pass a kindergarten, a primary school and a middle school, and then turn left and walk through two traffic lights......"

After talking in detail for ten minutes, Chen Yu picked up the water cup and drank it all, clearing his throat: "Cough." Do you remember what I said?"

"Remembered. ”

"Then you go. This exam is not a single room, it is a test with my classmates, so you have to talk less and pretend that your voice is bad. ”

"Understood!"

"Today's exams are physics and chemistry, you can write according to the handwriting I taught you just now, write the questions whether you can or not, fill the paper, and let's find an opportunity to change it." ”

"Understood!"

"Don't do weird things! Don't drop the chain for me!"

"Understood!never!" said Pink patted her chest.

"I don't feel at ease with you. ”

"Don't worry, Mr. Chen, the little peach is very stable. I'm thick and thin now. ”

"It's coarse and fine! No, it's coarse and fine!"

"Mmmm, it's thick and fine. ”

“......”

Carrying her school bag, Little Peach pushed open the bedroom door and walked into the kitchen to wait for breakfast.

As a robot, she just needs to recharge. So she was going to fake this meal, and then secretly spit it out when she got to school.

"Why do you wear such a thick layer at home?" Chen's mother looked Xiao Tao up and down with a plate: "Cold?"

"Hmm. ”

"Did you kick the quilt at night?"

"Hmm. ”

"Yes!"

"Hmm. ”

Mother Chen walked out of the kitchen with an ugly face, took out the medicine box in the drawer of the living room and found a plate of cold capsules, returned to the kitchen and deducted two pills, and put them directly into Xiao Taohong's mouth.

"Eat!"

Little Pink: "......"

"Drink!" Chen's mother took another glass of water.

Little Pink: "......"

"Drink, what do you want me to do?" Chen Mu frowned.

"Nope. Little Peach took the water glass, was silent for a long time, and spit out a sentence in a low voice: "It's good to be a human ......"

......

In the locked bedroom, Chen Yu was lying on the floor, and when he heard the sound of Xiao Taohong leaving the house, he sighed lightly.

"Let's hope she doesn't get me in trouble......"

Standing up, Chen Yu sat back on the bed, looked ahead, and waited quietly for nine o'clock to come.

Twenty-one minutes later, at nine o'clock in the morning, in the middle of the bedroom, a circle of rotating space-time wormholes appeared!

"It's coming. ”

......

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