In the dark, Huang Dong felt humiliated by the tunes and lyrics that he couldn't wave in his head.

AND QIANDU MANSION, YAN CI, WHO HAD JUST FINISHED THE SONG, WAS PANTING WITH THE LAST ENDPOSS... I also came to a WINK to two lawyers from the legal department of Qiandu.

He is more skilled than Ning Xueqing... WINK is not a buy one, get one free, but quite standard in place, releasing electricity, revealing charm.

These two of Qiandu almost didn't throw it up....

The other two graduates who are not deeply involved in the world and are full of ideals and ambitions for the work of the film police are at a loss....

But the tens of thousands of employees from major IT companies are quite entertaining, and their biggest bad taste on the Internet is to watch men and women's clothes, and watch women show their dicks...

And a large part of them are technical dead houses, and they have no resistance to the girl group... The dance of this girl group was danced by Yan Ci, a rough old man, and it was so charming and coquettish... Naturally, it hit their G-spot directly.

Naturally, they applauded, coaxed, and screamed, and for a while the sound resounded through the sky, and the enthusiasm was based on the scene of the group of children who had been holding back for two years with green light in their eyes when the actress of the stick country went to the military region to sing and dance to the soldiers.

"When are you going to dance again....?" Zhang Xiaojian asked.

Yan Ci looked at the camera and looked at his big boss with a modest wave of his hand: "You don't have a lot of skills, you can't follow Mr. Zhang, there is nothing ordinary people can't do, how can you be worthy of Mr. Zhang?"

Zhang Xiaojian coughed, and 70 million viewers coughed together, in order to express their admiration for Yan Ci at this time.

At this time, Zhang Xiaojian, who was facing the camera, blinked his eyes imperceptibly, Yan Ci understood and understood that Mr. Zhang meant to put an end to today's matter first.

After all, things have gotten big enough.

There is no point in continuing the stalemate, Zhang Xiaojian believes that with this trouble, today's Weibo hot search will explode more than a dozen derivative entries, and Qiandu will be pushed to the forefront again.

It is estimated that the big oil head will also become an Internet celebrity because of this.

After all, this guy is both ancient and legal, and he also danced a song "Calories" at the door of Qiandu....

It's just that Zhang Xiaojian didn't know that Yan Ci's heart was actually unwilling at this time, he felt that he still had a lot of talent, and he hadn't shown it yet...

However, as the No. 1 licking dog in Tianzi, the big oil head has a strong sense of proportion, and he also understands that now is the time to retire.

So he finally asked the two lawyers of the legal department of Qiandu: "Is Qiandu really not selling, and are you Xie Dong just going to be a turtle with a shrunken head?"

Faced with Yan Ci's question, two lawyers who graduated from famous universities and have been in the Qiandu Legal Department for a long time did not answer, and they were still stunned...

This is not to blame them, after all, their boss Huang Dong is still messy in the dark office, Huang Dong has not appeared in front of the Qiandu Gate to watch the scene, they are really standing here, watching Yan Ci jump from beginning to end, receiving a strong mental impact, and it is understandable that he will not recover for a while...

"Okay, if you don't sell it, you won't sell it. Yan Ci waved his hand, turned around and walked to the street with his team of more than thirty security guards.

The melon-eating crowd, which was originally surrounded in a circle, immediately gave way and gave Yan Ci and his team the warmest applause, screams and cheers...

This scene is a bit of a farewell to the hero... It's not a big deal to see the excitement, but they actually hope that Yan Ci can dance again... After all, although there are many people on the Internet who are so stinky and shameless, it is the first time I have seen it in reality...

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Zhang Xiaojian also made a speech in the live broadcast room at this time.

He knocked on the table very angrily: "Xie Shuo, this Dogecoin deceived me, he obviously said that it was 30 billion, and he refused to sell it if he added 15 yuan!"

......

——Keeping the word.. ZHANG Xiaojian..

- Don't pretend, you already know it...

- I like you pretending to be crazy and stupid.

- If you have money, even if you don't seem to have a high IQ, you're very handsome...

Facing these barrages, Zhang Xiaojian rolled his eyes: "Okay, in fact, I just want to scold Xie Shuo Dogecoin." ”

- Poof, the truth.

- Honestly... Zhang Xiaojian.

- Please read 'Xie Shuo Dogecoin' with me.

So the barrage floated up almost 100 million 'Xie Shuo Dogecoin', and Xie Shuo, who saw the hot air boat in the morning and quickly turned off the phone, was sneezing frantically.

Zhang Xiaojian beckoned and said: "Then today's live broadcast is here, there will be a live broadcast of "Dear Sister" on Friday, I should go to the imperial capital, and introduce the products of the latest search engine when the time comes, and by the way, I will have dinner with Chen Ning and Nezha's director Baozi." ”

As soon as I heard Chen Ning's two words in the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded instantly, not to mention that there are all kinds of record-breaking, and now the popular fried chicken buns...

It's just that a second before the explosion, Zhang Xiaojian decisively went off the air, and the live broadcast room was a black screen, no matter how Shuiyou shouted, Zhang Xiaojian didn't look at it again, but looked at Lao Ye, who had been sitting next to him for ten minutes.

Lao Ye immediately looked at him with a shameful face.

Zhang Xiaojian was defeated... His eyes dodged, but Lao Ye said, "I searched when I had nothing to do in the past two days..."

"Search for what?"

"Searched Lala. ”

Zhang Xiaojian: "......"

Lao Ye was serious, and said with a serious face: "I've read a lot of articles, Lala can be corrected, as a friend, you can persuade first, not find a psychiatrist." ”

Zhang Xiaojian: "You really liked Chen Ning when you were young!"

Lao Ye was slightly embarrassed: "...... , Mozhu is coming back, I'm going to cook. ”

Seeing Lao Ye get up and go straight to the kitchen, Zhang Xiaojian followed closely and said, "Does Auntie know about this?"

MD... The emperor lives up to his wishes, Lao Tzu finally caught your old leaf's pigtails, see if you dare to scare me with a kitchen knife in the middle of the night!

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This afternoon was very ordinary, Ye Mozhu went to charity and opportunity to deal with some things and hurried home.

Lao Ye made a big table of dishes again, Zhang Xiaojian called Zheng Jiakai and Zheng Jiaxuan to eat together, the two seemed to have watched the live broadcast in the morning, and gave a thumbs up to Zhang Xiaojian's hand to fight back, and they also said that Zhang Xiaojian must brush Weibo at night, there should be a surprise.

Zhang Xiaojian couldn't ask questions, so he had no choice but to continue eating.

During this period, no one noticed that Ye Mozhu seemed to have a general appetite today, only she herself noticed the feeling of sometimes wanting to vomit inexplicably.

And the hustle and bustle on the Internet has been getting louder and louder since Zhang Xiaojian's live broadcast ended.

The connotation advertisement of the imperial capital full of streets, and today's farce have become the biggest hot spots, and when these hot spots are getting hotter and hotter, various topics of Qiandu are naturally derived.

The three-day memories of netizens played a role again, what Zhang Xiaojian Chen Ning and what the most beautiful girlfriend Ye Mozhu all forgot completely.

In the afternoon, it has even developed to the point that as long as we take a mouthful of sticky phlegm, we are friends and sayings.

A certain UP master producer had the courage to produce an issue of "Thousand Degrees of Human Blood Steamed Buns Eaten Over the Years", and once the video was uploaded, it caused widespread heated discussions and aroused the anger of countless people.

Major marketing accounts, the media don't know if they heard the rumors, they used to be silent, and this time they began to throw bricks at Qiandu.

even made up Huang Dong stealing the underwear of the widow next door when he was in the United States... Xie Shuo has been a whore since he was a child, and under his glamorous appearance, his biggest habit is to steal manhole covers in the middle of the night....

Of course, this is nonsense, but when the whole network is angry, people want to believe that it is true...

And when the night fell and the time came to nine o'clock, Zhang Xiaojian and Ye Mozhu had nothing to do when the network exploded again.

A well-known big V in the circle broke the news that the Internet Information Office instructed the Imperial Capital Industry and Information Technology Office to seriously raise an interview for Qiandu Search and serious violations in multiple APPs, and rectification was inevitable.

Netizens are all Internet detectives, and immediately found that the Qiandu APP recommendation channel, picture channel, video channel, financial channel, and technology channel have been suspended from updating on the empty screen, although I don't know if the final paid search sequence mode will be really knocked out in the end, but it is still a carnival on the whole network for a while, and it is very happy.

Zhang Xiaojian and Ye Mozhu looked at each other and smiled after seeing this news, and they both remembered a non-serious chat they had a long time ago.

At that time, Zhang Xiaojian asked: "If you have money to spend, what do you want to do?"

Ye Mozhu replied: "Then let the world we see be a little more pleasing to the eye." ”