A huge ball of the sun hit the cartoon dragon and the yin corpse, and both of them flew out at the same time, see where you are running? I jumped over with the dragon chanting stick in my hand, and smashed it down on the butt of the yin corpse.

"Eh, what kind of food is this? What kind of food is this? Come out for me!

In the end, the two words came out with a huge wind rushing in our direction, directly flying me and a dragon and a corpse more than ten meters away, and the word "come out" kept echoing in the elf village when I stabilized my body.

I rub, I have just learned this peerless martial arts, and I am worried that I can't find an opponent, and someone who doesn't know whether to live or die has come to the door, let me see who you are, who cooks I know, but don't mention to me who eats, it's definitely not what I eat, whoever mentions eating with me, I'll beat whoever I eat today, just my little temper, let you see the power of the dragon chant in my hands, and let you know what a master is.

As soon as I turned around, I saw an old man appear in front of me with a twist in the air in front of me, looking at me with a smile, his feet were soft, if it weren't for the cartoon dragon and the yin corpse eye who quickly stepped forward to help me, I might have knelt in front of the old man by now.

The old man who appeared out of thin air stroked his beard with one hand and the other behind his back, and said leisurely, "Which of you cooks?"

"Old, no, laugh ... Grandpa Xiaotian, why did you come out?" I asked tremblingly, I can't afford to mess with this old guy, wouldn't it be because we polluted the environment by cooking and came out to find trouble, how could I forget this stubble, thinking of Wang Wei's bald head, my scalp suddenly felt numb.

"This, Grandpa Xiaotian, we must be this garbage"

Before I finished speaking, the old man's white eyebrows were raised, his eyes widened, and his voice directly raised two tones: "I asked who cooked!"

Okay, I won't say okay, I'm afraid of you, anyway, I didn't make this meal, but why does the old man keep looking at me and smiling? This smile is a little wrong, why does he keep nodding at me?

I turned my head to look behind me

A big claw, a black hand is pointing at me in unison, I rub, good you two thousand-year-old goblins, you are really a sperm.

I hurriedly prepared to explain to the old man Xiaotian that I would only make instant noodles and nothing else.

Before I could open my mouth, the old man waved his hand at me, and said leisurely, "Who eats!"

I don't have to look back to know that a big claw and a black hand have almost poked me in the head, no, have you washed your hands? Can you point to anything? Has no one taught you to be honest? Okay, I was wrong, I remembered, you died too early, and Master Kong was not born at that time.

Okay, so what if I eat it?

After making up my mind, I immediately changed my righteous and awe-inspiring expression, took a step forward firmly, and came face to face with the old man Xiaotian, and after blowing on the face of the old man Xiaotian in one breath, I said loudly word by word, "Rice, yes, I, do, eat!"

As soon as the words fell, there was thunderous applause, and there were even whistles, cheers, this cartoon dragon made a spell again?

I stared at the eyes of the old man who laughed tightly, grabbed it in the air with one hand, and made a stop gesture, and the cheers and cheers behind me stopped.

In fact, now I have made up my mind to pay attention, if the old man Xiaotian asks me to clean up, I will clean, if he tries to pluck my hair, I will give him a monkey to steal peaches, and then use the cartoon dragon and the yin corpse to knock down the old man, while the three of them are messing around, I will run out of the elf village, and then buy a ticket to fly directly to Siberia or Antarctica, or the North Pole, anyway, I will not come back if I don't hide for thirty or fifty years.

"Brother Ye Tian, no, from now on you are my uncle, the food you cook is so delicious, little nephew, I haven't eaten such a delicious meal for thousands of years"

There is no food on the table, how do you know it's delicious? I was about to ask, but the old man stopped me and said, "Don't say it, I licked the plate just now."

What? Did you lick the plate?

"I licked every single one, it tasted, it was delicious......... It's the best in the world!"

No, who helped me hold my chin, it's going to fall off, it's going to fall off.

"The roast pig, the stewed chicken, the roast duck, the sauce pig's trotters...... Tut-tut, authentic!"

Lick an empty plate, you actually licked the name of the dish, admire!

"But why are you wasting food? You see that there is still such a large tendon on this pig's trotter that has not been eaten," said the old man, gesturing his hand behind his back in front of me.

Didn't he hold a big pig's trotter that I hadn't eaten in his mouth just now? I saw the old man carefully pull a barely visible tendon from the pig's trotter bone with two fingers, and threw it directly into his mouth without the slightest hesitation.

Card bar, card bar, card bar, three crisp sounds, and the jaws of me, the cartoon dragon, and the yin corpse completely fell off.

"Uncle Ye Tian, please give me another table according to the original table you just had, I will provide the ingredients, but I want to add a Buddha jumping over the wall! I want to eat Buddha jumping over the wall."

"But" I was just about to say that I could only make instant noodles, and I didn't soak very well, when I didn't know who kicked me in the ass.

I was about to have a seizure, but I saw the old man's long white eyebrows shaking constantly, and his voice changed a little when he spoke, "But what?"

"Brother Ye Tian wants to say, but he is afraid that what he has made will not suit your appetite" Before I could open my mouth, the cartoon dragon blocked in front of me, and while talking in his mouth, his big claws kept pinching my buttocks.

"Yes!" the laughing old man squinted at me.

This old man is not easy to deal with, so if he can't do it, I'll make him a bowl of noodles? Maybe he hasn't eaten it, maybe he can fool him.

"Yes, a meal......... No problem!"

"No problem" came out of the three words, the old man's face was already smiling, and he made a gesture of please to me on one side, and said in his mouth: "Uncle Ye Tian, the kitchen of the humble house is here, and there are the best ingredients in the world, please!"

Since it's hard to ride a tiger, I'm not afraid of you wearing shoes if I'm barefoot, just go, whoever is afraid of whom, it's a big deal that you don't like to eat my noodles, pull out my hair, and find a well-known Tony hairstylist in two months, I'm still the most beautiful boy on the whole street.

Thinking of this, I walked towards the kitchen that Xiaotian was pointing to.

I rub, the kitchen of the elf village is so big, it is almost enough to catch up with our living room, I don't know what magic these elves use, so many ingredients are kept fresh, the fish, shrimp, and crab in the fish tank are actually alive, I don't know how many years this thing has lived, can it still be eaten? Will it prolong life after eating?

No, I shook my head and began to look for the rows of ingredients.

Noodles, noodles.........

I wiped around, I wiped, such a big kitchen, there are no noodles? I didn't even have noodles, and just now I dared to say with a shy face that there are the best ingredients in the world, rub, nothing, and dare to brag nonsense.

But what should I do if I don't have noodles now? Make a cucumber for the old man? I will, pay attention, and I turned around and began to look for the cucumber, which I had just seen.

It's so fragrant, where did the aroma come from, I haven't started yet, looking for the aroma, I saw that the stove was already covered with fog, and a black figure kept shaking in front of Yantai.

I saw the black figure slapped the stove with his left hand, a bunch of ingredients instantly flew into the air, a black cold light flashed quickly, and the ingredients fell steadily into the clay pot that had been prepared on the stove without sprinkling at all, the ingredients entered the pot, the left hand pushed the pottery lid to cover the mouth of the jar steadily, the right hand turned into a palm and shouted, a flame in the palm sprayed to the clay pot, ten minutes later, the palm was uncovered, and the fragrance was overflowing.

I rub,

You must have been a cook before you died.

With the Yin Corpse, I am also happy to be idle, and I took a stool to guard on the side, thinking in my heart that the credit will definitely be mine, in case the smiling old guy is happy to pass on a peerless treasure to me, haha, just thinking about it makes me happy.

More than an hour later, another table was set up with a table full of aroma, suitable matching, and full of color and flavor.

The old guy's face was already covered with red light, his eyes were fixed on the food on the table, and his mouth kept muttering "Great, great...... and his hands were not idle and gave me a thumbs up.

What I didn't expect the most was that the old man Xiaotian actually put down his body and the cartoon dragon under the repeated requests of the Yin Corpse, and the Yin Corpse recited the prayer that sounded like making people vomit blood just now.

At the end of the prayer, the old man looked at the cartoon dragon with expectant eyes, "It's over?"

I also picked up the chopsticks in my hand and prepared to use my ears, I didn't want to use chopsticks, but because of the presence of the old man Xiaotian, I was too rude and afraid of recruiting people in the future, so I just slowed down, so it seemed to be self-contained.

Hearing the old man Xiaotian ask him if he could eat, the cartoon dragon was so flattered that he nodded at the old man Xiaotian, and kept repeating "You are casual, you are casual......"

"What about eating?" the old man held his chopsticks high and looked at me and the Yin Corpse with a smile.

The yin corpse had no expression, and nodded at the old man Xiaotian, I'm not happy, this is your home, you can eat as much as you want, there are so many twists and turns.

I smiled back, and after a smile on the old man's face, I saw a prawn and clamped it down with chopsticks.

I only heard the old man laughing in my ears, "Okay, let's eat!"

I saw a flower in front of my eyes, eh, where is my prawn? No, it was still there, no, what about abalone, where is shark fin?......... What's the situation?Where is the food on the table?Xiaotian, old man, have you packed it?

At the moment when I was stunned, there were only empty plates on the table that kept spinning, and this time the cartoon dragon and the yin corpse did not move?

The old man laughed with a long burp, patted me on the shoulder, pointed at me with his finger and said, "Boy, you are good, I didn't look away, I will come often in the future!"

"Eh, no, why are you crying, why are you crying?"

I slapped away the hand that the old man put on my shoulder, and said angrily, "Go away, ignore me, let me be alone!"

"Old fairy, this Ye Tian is happy, being able to cook a meal for a character like you is a blessing that he has cultivated for eight lifetimes, he is excited, happy......... "What does it matter to you that damn old earthworm, if it weren't for the yin corpse stepping on my feet now, I would have rushed over and fought hard with this old man, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you here to say, what good words do you say, why should I thank him?"

"Oh, so that's the case, little brother, Master Ye, don't get excited, come often in the future, you see it's not too early, today, that's it, I'll go back to rest, you guys go too, don't send it, I'm gone, come often in the future!." ”

The old man said go, and as soon as he turned around, he disappeared into thin air.

"I'll give you a ...... Woo woo wow wow", the yin corpse covered my mouth, and grandma couldn't say the word.

After making sure that the old man was far away, the Yin Corpse and the Cartoon Dragon let go of me, and I sat down on the ground and tears kept flowing.

His mouth kept repeating, "I want to eat... I want to eat......"

"I'll do it for you!" the Yin Corps patted his chest and walked in the direction of the Elven Village kitchen.

At this moment, the back of the Yin Corpse looks so tall and majestic in my eyes, Brother Yin Corpse, I love you.

"Big brother, I want to eat Buddha and jump over the wall"

"Ora!"

More than ten minutes later, the corpse walked towards me with a large dinner plate covered with a large lid.

I closed my eyes happily, looking forward to the moment when the lid was lifted and the aroma came to my nose.

Wow, it's so fragrant, such a familiar taste, accompanied by my most depressed time, so fragrant, I can't help but take a bite right away, the aftertaste of Lao Tan sauerkraut.

Wait, no, why Laotan sauerkraut?

I rub it, why is it instant noodles in front of me?

Turning his head to look at the Yin corpse.

He slapped his shoulder at me, "The god locked the kitchen, I can't get in, the only thing we brought is this, you will just do it, if you want to eat Buddha jumping over the wall, go back and let Mr. Wang buy the ingredients, I will make it for you"

I thank you, I thank you family.

I had to finish the noodles soaked in the corpse with tears in my eyes.