"Bang"!

Li Mo was thrown directly on the bed, and the metal part of the bed collided with Li Mo's arm, and Li Mo, who was in pain for a while, bared his teeth.

"Li Mo, you are mentally ill, what are you messing around outside? How good it is to stay in the room honestly, so as not to suffer some flesh and skin. ”

The person who spoke was a short, fat woman who looked like a winter melon, wearing a nurse's outfit and stockings wrapped around her legs.

"Lao Tzu said a long time ago, Lao Tzu is not mentally ill!"

Li Mo said angrily.

"All mentally ill people say they are not mentally ill!"

Behind the short and fat female nurse, two psychiatric hospital security guards said.

Then, the door slammed shut, and the three of them left the room.

"it, send Lao Tzu to a mental hospital, wait for me to go out, and see how I take revenge. ”

Li Mo said depressedly.

He was originally an employee of Yangcheng Qingfeng Group, not only did he break the good deeds of the boss and the secretary, but his girlfriend was also snatched away by the boss.

In order to fix him, the boss directly knocked him unconscious, and when he woke up again, he found that he had already entered a mental hospital.

Depressed, Li Mo's fists trembled, and after going out, he must find his way back.

But at this moment, another voice sounded in the room.

"Young man, are you looking for a job? I have good benefits here, and one job is as good as you did in the previous six months!"

"Ghost!" Li Mo looked back, and a man with an obscene appearance and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, wearing a mental hospital gown, appeared behind him.

"Who are you, how did you get here?" Li Mo hurriedly took a few steps back and asked, with a wary look in his eyes.

"Hehe, it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is, I ask you if you're looking for a job?" the man said.

"Damn! Shabi, this is a mental hospital, what kind of job are you looking for? Let's think about how to get out!"

Li Mo looked him up and down, and found that he had no offensive power, so he sat on the bed.

"There aren't many normal people in this mental hospital! But as it happens, you and I are.

Anyway, you don't have a job, so when you get out, you still have to look for a job, right? The man raised an eyebrow and said.

"You're a normal person?"

"Yes, you're a normal person. ”

Li Mo is right to think about it, he is a normal person, and others can naturally try it.

"Then you can talk about it, what kind of job, anyway, after you go out, you have to find a job to support your family. ”

Li Mo glanced at him directly and said.

They immediately replied, "Collect the rent!"

"Big brother, you're too good at deceiving people, aren't you? Helping people collect rent, one job at a time, and half a year for others? Are you kidding me? I think you're a real psychopath.

Even if you're collecting rent, isn't it possible that you're collecting rent from the Pentagon?"

Li Mo shook his head and fell on the bed.

"Haha, boy, you're kidding. We collect rent not from the Pentagon, but from the heavenly court.

As long as you successfully collect rent once, you can get a commission of one percent, and you can work freely, and you can work whenever you want. ”

The lewd man said happily.

"Neurotic!"

Li Mo scolded secretly, but he still cooperated with the other party and continued: "Since this is the case, then why do I want to go to heaven?"

"So you mean to take the job?"

"yes!"

Li Mo wanted to see what kind of tricks the other party would play.

As soon as Li Mo agreed, the lewd man directly took off his glasses and violently put them on Li Mo's nose.

"Damn, what are you doing?" Li Mo scolded. However, the other party didn't seem to care about his words, but said excitedly, "Finally found a new person!"

Brother, it's yours.

We say goodbye!

If anything, message me directly with your glasses. ”

After speaking, Li Mo saw the man swish and disappeared in front of his eyes.

Seeing this, Li Mo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat behind him, flowing down!

"Holy!

As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly popped up with a strange menu

"Heavenly Court tenant list?"

Li Mo looked at these things with a confused expression.

What's going on? Could it be that the glasses brought it?

Li Mo thought about the figure of the obscene man who had disappeared and disappeared just now, and felt a little mysterious.

It's not going to be a high-tech approach, is it?

See if you can see what's inside.

As soon as I thought of it, the list of heavenly tenants in front of me was directly expanded.

Here's a list, full of well-known gods.

What the Jade Emperor, such as the Buddha, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and the like.

"This product, it's "Journey to the West" that is too fascinating, right?" Li Mo said with a smile.

But before he could think about it, a message popped up in front of him: "These are our customers, as long as you are ready to collect rent, click on the relevant information of the corresponding person, and directly transmit it." ”

"Oh my god, are you the one you just had?"

Li Mo didn't know how to reply to the message, so he said a word, and found that the message was sent out automatically.

"Yes, you can call me your boss in the future. ”

The boss said.

"What the hell is going on? What a god, what a fairy!

Are you from some tech company?

Don't mess with me, I'm not going to play with you with these things. ”

Li Mo said depressedly, he wanted to take off his glasses, but found that he couldn't take them off no matter what.

"Boy, you can't say it now, but you can't! You've agreed. ”

"Who the hell agreed! I just said it casually!"

"That's also with your consent, if you regret it now, you will go to the eighteenth layer of hell by then, aren't you scared at all?"

"Damn! you curse me!"

Li Mo was depressed.

"What the hell are you going to do to let me go? I'm a poor bastard, I don't have any money, and I'm locked up in a mental hospital, and it's hard to even get out. Li Mo said a little speechlessly.

"It's just a matter of finding someone to collect the rent! You've agreed, I can't choose anyone else, unless you're burping, little brother. ”

Annoyed, Li Mo almost committed suicide by hitting the wall.

Finally, I thought about it, I still have relatives, and I must not just burp like this.

In desperation, I clicked on the rent collection list, directly chose the Jade Emperor, and clicked in.

If you want to collect it, you will accept it from the big guy.

Immediately after, where Li Mo was, a white light flashed, and his whole person disappeared in place.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself standing in front of a majestic and abnormal palace.

He looked up and saw that above the palace, there was a big plaque with three big characters written on it: "Lingxiao Treasure Palace".

"Damn! It's true! Lao Tzu actually appeared right here!

Lingxiao Treasure Palace!"

Seeing the palace in front of him, Li Mo's head was buzzing, but he didn't expect that this place would be the Lingxiao Treasure Hall where the Jade Emperor lived.

I was unlucky, and I came directly to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, even if it was true, wasn't I looking for excitement?

That's when he understood.

I have met a fairy.

He directly used his glasses and sent a message: "What you said is true! I have arrived at the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, this is the place of the Jade Emperor! Who are you? How did I come here!"

"Damn!666!

The first time I collected the rent, I came to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. ”

The boss said.

"Let's get down to business. Li Mo's face was black, he was completely unintentional!

Directly slammed into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Didn't I already tell you before? You are the rent collector of the Heavenly Court, as for who I am, you don't need to ask too much, just call me boss. Now your job is to get back the rent owed by the Jade Emperor. ”

Li Mo only recovered from the shock at this time.

I didn't expect that I would be so lucky to meet such a god one day.

I used to think that the immortals and the like were all fake, but now I slowly accept this fact.

"I'm just collecting rent, this is Heaven, I won't be beaten out, right?

Moreover, this is the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the territory of the Lord of the Three Realms. Li Mo asked.

"What about the Lord of the Three Realms? No matter how Lord of the Three Realms is, he has to pay the rent on time!

Look at the clothes on your body, this is the uniform of the rent collector, everyone in the heavenly court knows it, you can rest assured to collect the rent!"

The boss finished speaking.

Li Mo looked down at his body at the moment.

I saw that he was dressed in a white robe and looked like a fairy-like bone, like the protagonist in a fairy tale drama.

He has a token hanging from his waist, I don't know what material it is made of, and it feels excellent to the touch.

On the token, there is a "rent" on the front and a "receive" on the back.