Volume 1 Tragic Life Chapter 015 Straight Man of Steel
Blow!
Keep blowing!
But if there is a peanut at noon, will it get drunk like this?
Are you Lord Yama's son-in-law?
What about Lao Tzu or the Jade Emperor's brother-in-law! How can people nowadays be virtuous?
What a shame!
Lei Ying didn't take Xu Moqiu's words to heart at all, he had always been an atheist, so naturally he wouldn't believe Xu Moqiu's nonsense.
Chao Xu Moqiu showed a harmless smile: "Big brother, if it's okay, I'll leave first! You have to believe me, I really have no ill will towards you." ”
"I believe in you. Xu Moqiu nodded, looked at his departing back, and suddenly smiled, "We've never met, right?"
Lei Ying's natural way of his meaning, he didn't look back, and waved his hand very chicly: "Of course! ”
This guy seems to be quite good.
Back in the ward, Xiao Ya was holding the fairy tale at the bedside to tell Xu Linlin a story, both of them smiled sweetly, Xu Moqiu stood at the door, and couldn't bear to disturb for a while.
It's really two children who are sick and sick......
At this moment, Lu Zhe's voice sounded behind him: "Brother-in-law, I thought you fell into the toilet." Mom, I knew that the good dishes on the table at noon would spoil the pigs, so I should have got some rat medicine in it!"
"You're ruthless enough, aren't you afraid to take your mother?"
"Uh...... I'm just targeting those two disgusting guys. ”
Xu Moqiu took the takeaway bag and shook his head: "Just drink it, what happened last time, you didn't hurt me badly enough? ”
Speaking of last time, Xu Moqiu was angry!
I got off work early that day, and when I got off the bus, I happened to bump into him, and the blind man had to pull Xu Moqiu to eat barbecue with him, and accidentally drank two more cups, and almost didn't tear down the house after taking this kid.
If Xu Moqiu hadn't stopped him, this guy would have to move the stairs to urinate on someone's high-voltage line!
And Xu Moqiu became the culprit of the wine, and was crowned by the plum vessel in the middle of the night, and even Lu Mingyue didn't give him a good look.
This kid's character is okay, the wine is not flattering, three glasses of beer in the stomach, he is like the emperor who is high, no one can cure it.
"Uh...... What a big deal, why don't we just take it easy this time?" Knowing that he was at a loss, Lu Zhe scratched his head in embarrassment.
"If you go crazy again today, your mother and your sister won't have to dismantle me?" Xu Moqiu naturally wouldn't believe his nonsense, and was about to start, when Xiao Ya in the ward suddenly sounded, put down his chopsticks and asked, "How many did you order?"
Lu Zhe chewed the food in his mouth and said vaguely: "Hmm...... Five servings, rest assured, the food is enough. Phew, this craftsmanship is much worse than that of my brother-in-law!...... Be sure to give a bad review. ”
Xu Moqiu had a large amount of food, he knew it, but he was afraid that these sellers would be angry, so he ordered five portions in one go, and that money was nothing to him anyway.
"Click"
A slight sound of the door closing, Xiao Ya tiptoed out of the house, made a silent gesture towards the two, and whispered: "Sister Linlin is asleep, let's go farther away, don't disturb her." ”
The three of them were holding disposable lunch boxes in their hands, sitting in the corridor and eating with relish.
At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps, and soon the three of them were surrounded by a group of white coats like gorillas.
An old man with gray hair and a gray beard and a hearing aid around his neck looked at Xiaoya and said uncertainly, "Yu Xiaoya?"
"I ......"
"I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person!" Without waiting for Xiaoya to speak, Xu Moqiu suddenly cut off, put down the disposable box in his hand that was clean and didn't even have soup left, stood up in front of Xiaoya, and asked, "Who are you?"
"We?" said one of them, with his bearded beard and a fleshy white coat, with a displeased expression, "Can't you see it?"
"How do you speak?" Lu Zhe was suddenly unhappy, dropped the lunch box, and glanced up and down at the white coat, "Big guy, you killed pigs?"
"Hahahaha......"
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter all around.
Because of his fierce appearance, his colleagues secretly nicknamed him a pig killer behind his back, but he only barked behind his back.
Now being shouted out by a yellow-haired boy in front of so many people, the pig killer suddenly felt that his face could not be hung up, his face was as black as coal, and he kicked the man with glasses who was smiling next to him, glared and shouted: "You laugh a dog, you laugh! Give Lao Tzu a normal point." ”
As soon as the words "poof......" came out, the people around him leaned back and laughed.
Although this pig killer has good medical skills, he is just a tendon, and his brain has not turned for a while, and he touches his head with a blank face, obviously not knowing why these people are laughing.
"Ahem...... the old man who took the lead coughed, slowed down, and waved his hand at Xu Moqiu, "Don't worry, I have participated in Yu Xiaoya's consultation before, and I see that she is a little familiar, since it's not, forget it, excuse me!"
Shortly after the white coats left, a figure came with a natural body scent.
It's a familiar smell......
Xu Moqiu was shocked, and hurriedly rolled to the side to hide aside, without thinking about it, he knew that it was that woman who came!
She is Chen Shujie, Xiaoya's numbness.
That superb woman who can disarm herself and surrender as long as she stands within half a meter of herself and does nothing!
"Mama!"
Looking at the two who had been hugging each other for a long time and were reluctant to separate, Xu Moqiu secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with palpitations, and subconsciously kept a distance of more than two meters from her.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly just now, otherwise ...... The pants are so white again!
"That, Xu ......"
After the mother and daughter finished saving, Chen Shujie stood up and walked towards Xu Moqiu.
Today, she was wearing a well-cut blue women's suit, and her perfect S-shaped figure made all the men present can't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Before the words fell, Xu Moqiu was like a wild dog whose tail had been stepped on, jumped back a big step, his face changed greatly, and he shouted in a sharp voice: "Stand there!"
"Uh......" Chen Shujie's face suddenly froze, and her footsteps in mid-air didn't know whether to step forward or move back.
"That...... If there's anything, just say it there!"
Chen Shujie frowned and glanced around, wanting to say something but couldn't say it.
Seeing that she looked like she wanted to speak and stopped, Xu Moqiu thought for a while: "Uh...... Let's go to the rooftop......! Ah Zhe, optimistic about Xiaoya. ”
In front of outsiders, Xu Moqiu still doesn't have the nickname of Lu Zhe.
Lu Zhe was grateful in his heart, and nodded again and again, thanking him for his great kindness.
"Follow me. ”
said, regardless of whether Chen Shujie agreed or not, he ran to the rooftop.
Not long after, Chen Shujie's shadow appeared at the door of the rooftop, Xu Moqiu still kept a safe distance from her, and said, "If you have anything, just stand there and say it." ”
"You hate me so much?"
Chen Shujie stopped, and her tone seemed to be a little depressed.
All along, he has been like a star in the night sky, an existence that is looked up to, but the man in front of him has never given him a good face.
Could it be that he is the legendary - the straight man of steel?
"No...... No! I'm not targeting you! I'm doing this to all women!" Xu Moqiu thought for a long time, not knowing how to explain to her, so he simply made up a lame reason.
Chen Shujie was taken aback: "Isn't it......?
Looking at her stunned expression, Xu Moqiu knew that she was thinking about some not-so-good aspects, and quickly interrupted: "What are you thinking about......?" I'm just a little unwell......"
Feeling unwell?
Chen Shujie suddenly remembered the embarrassing scene yesterday, and subconsciously glanced down at him, even though she was from the past, she couldn't help but blush.
The ghost envoy said: "If you are sick, you still have to be treated, don't shy away from the disease, the current medical means are still very developed......
"Stop!" Xu Moqiu quickly interrupted, "You won't just come to tell me this, will ......you?" Forget it, you don't understand it. ”
Xu Moqiu's heart is bitter! Can I tell you that this is Lao Tzu's ultimate skill? Will someone believe it when he says it?
Chen Shujie really doesn't understand, after all, she is a woman.
"That...... Thank you for saving Xiaoya, she is my only one, she is the only belief that supports me to live. Chen Shujie covered her chest with her right hand and bowed solemnly to Xu Moqiu.
Xu Moqiu waved his hand and said lightly: "There are other people who saved her, I just play the role of threading the needle." So you don't have to take it personally. ”
"I know you're high-minded and treat money like dung. I will not do stupid things to insult your personality with money, this is the orange card of the world group, please be sure to accept it, but if you need it, you will never give up!"
The orange card of the world group! a symbol of wealth and power!
Xu Moqiu almost stretched out his hand.
In order to maintain his glorious image of treating money as dung and helping others without asking for anything in return, Xu Moqiu put on a decent and gentleman's face, turned around, and put his hands behind his back.
Windward lit a cigarette, let the sparks on his face, and said indifferently: "Put it away, I won't want it, I and Xiaoya, the child, hit it off at first sight, these things are all voluntary by me." If there's nothing else to do, go first, I'll have to finish this cigarette. You are a celebrity and a woman, and if you come out for a long time and are seen by someone with a heart, you will be in trouble. ”
There are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, let alone such a superb?
"I may have to leave Yuejiang for a while in the near future......"
"I'll take care of Xiaoya for you. ”
Looking at the back, Chen Shujie looked in a trance, this back image was very much her dead husband......
After Chen Shujie left, Xu Moqiu gave himself two big-eared melon seeds.
Let you be high! Let you pretend to be forced! What a shame! No! want to be face!
Money!
Back in the corridor, there was no trace of Chen Shujie at the moment, and Xiaoya's eyes were red, obviously she had said goodbye to Chen Shujie.
Seeing Xu Moqiu, he greeted him with a smile, hugged Xu Moqiu's calf and said coquettishly: "Uncle, Ma Ma said, let me follow you first during this time." Uncle, aren't you happy?"
Xu Moqiu hugged her thin body in the air, turned around in a circle, and kissed her on the face: "With the little cutie by his side, of course my uncle is happy!"
Seeing Lu Zhe who came out of the toilet and whistled at the nurse, Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered something and beckoned to him.
Lu Zhe shook three times in one step, looked around, and said casually: "What's wrong brother-in-law, are you going back?"
Xu Moqiu looked into his eyes: "If I'm not mistaken, today is Thursday, right? Why did you kid come back? Honestly, did you skip class?"
Lu Zhe hurriedly shook his head: "No...... Nope!"
Xu Moqiu put down Xiaoya and narrowed her eyes: "Are you serious? Do you believe it that I will make a small report to your mother?"
"Really not!" Lu Zhe pointed to the sky and swore an oath, "If I skip class, my ancestors and my whole family will be struck by lightning......!
Today was a thunderstorm, Xu Moqiu glanced out of the cloudy window, and hurriedly stopped: "Hey, hey, hey, you should be careful when you speak, don't bring us with you to be unlucky." ”
Isn't it?
Even if the ancestors have been around for generations, the whole family is still up! Doesn't that also include Xu Moqiu?