Chapter 43 Phase 3 Evaluation Products (Medium)
Hurriedly stepped forward and sat on the floor, Chen Yu did not hesitate to cut the seal with his fingernails, lifted the lid, and saw a small box inside the white box.
I took out the small box, cut open the seal, and found that it was a small rectangular box inside.
Chen Yu: "......"
I took out the small box and opened the film, and this time there was finally no other packaging inside.
At the top, there is something like a finger cover, which is all golden, and the craftsmanship is very exquisite. It is heavy in the hand and full of texture.
"Is this little thing the product to be evaluated in the third issue?"
After fiddling with the finger sleeve for a while, Chen Yu opened the manual and read it carefully.
After a minute, he put down the manual, his face suspicious.
"It's... What the hell is this?"
According to the introduction in the manual, this product is called "Golden Middle Finger", produced in 2035, commonly known as Golden Finger, which is set on the middle finger of a human being, and can exert a very "powerful" effect.
The original text of the efficacy statement is as follows:
1: It can greatly enhance the power of the bullet brain, which is divided into three gears, one gear to break the wood, two blocks to break the brick, and three to break the iron, there are many ways to play and deepen the friendship between partners.
2: It can greatly improve the speed of middle finger jitter, and it is also divided into three gears, the first gear shakes 10 times per second, the second gear shakes 100 times per second, and the third gear shakes 1,000 times per second!
It is every guitar, piano, guzheng lover, bixin lover, physics lover...... and many other indispensable auxiliary equipment!
“……”
"Smack!"
Chen Yu slammed the manual to the ground: "Why is there such a ghost?!"
Immediately took out his mobile phone, and Chen Yu typed quickly.
[Chen Yu: "In?"
[Chrono promotion: "Please Mr. Chen, don't ask if you're here, I've always been there.] ”】
[Chen Yu: "Is the golden middle finger that I mailed me the product of the third phase of the evaluation?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Yes Mr. Chen, are you still satisfied?"]
[Chen Yu: "If I'm not satisfied, I'll just want to know what this thing is for."] ”】
[Chrono promotion: "There is an introduction in the manual, which is used to play the brain door between friends.] ”】
[Chen Yu: "Are you sure it's a friend? and not an enemy?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Hmm...... It can also be used for self-defense. ”】
[Chen Yu: "There is no other use?"]
[Chrono promotion: "You can also play musical instruments.] ”】
[Chen Yu: "What else?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, what do you want to say?"]
[Chen Yu: "...... Forget it, it's nothing. But what I said before was that I wanted mainstream products such as mobile phones and computers, and you gave me a bullet brain, is it very mainstream?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, this golden finger is the real mainstream, men, women and children need it, even in the 24th century, it is still a bestseller."] ”】
[Chen Yu: "Okay, I believe everything you say.] ”】
Exit WeChat and put down your phone.
Chen Yu fiddled with the delicate finger cuff again.
There are three buttons on the left and right sides of the finger sleeve.
On the left are "Force One", "Force Two", and "Force Three". ”
On the right are "Super One", "Super Two", and "Super Three". ”
As the name suggests, you don't need to think too much.
"It's still smooth to the touch, soft and hard, and I don't know what material it's made of......"
After playing for a while, he cautiously put the "golden middle finger" on his middle finger and pressed the small switch on the left side.
"Zizi ......"
With a faint electric sound in the finger sleeve, Chen Yu felt that the entire middle finger was tingling.
Standing up, Chen Yu looked around, didn't find anything to take advantage of, simply took off his jeans, pulled out the already worn belt, raised his middle finger, aimed at the iron buckle of the belt, and popped out!
"Whoosh!"
Just listen to the sound of a breaking wind! The golden streamer bounced heavily on the iron buckle steel surface!
"Dang!"
After the loud bang, the steel surface was directly recessed......
"......"
Throwing away the belt of his trousers, Chen Yu stared at the golden finger in a daze: "Is this thing really a brain crash?"
"Bang bang bang!"
Suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's greeting came from outside the door.
"Brother, what happened?
"Nothing! Chen Yu came back to his senses, turned around and shouted.
"Is it ringing the bell?"
"Ringing a hairy bell is the sound of a mobile phone. ”
"Brother, if you are under pressure, just tell me, don't think about it, don't ......"
"Get out!"
Outside the bedroom, it was quiet.
Chen Yu sighed lightly and continued to study this "golden finger." ”
The first "play" has already been tried, and the power is really good, and it can even be equipped for the troops.
Now it's time to experiment with the second "play".
Sitting on the bed, Chen Yu raised his middle finger with a finger sleeve and pressed the first small button on the right.
Super one.
"Buzz ......"
The moment the button fell, the golden finger suddenly shook up and down, and the speed became faster and faster, and after a while, it reached a shaking frequency of ten times per second!
"Buzz ......"
When you put your middle finger on your face, you can feel a fresh breeze blowing.
Chen Yu's eyes lit up, and he immediately pressed the button of "Super Two"!
"Buzz!"
The fingers are shaking faster!
And throughout the process, his fingers were not unsuitable for tiredness. Because it is only the finger sleeve that shakes quickly, and the middle finger in the finger sleeve does not shake fast.
"Awesome......"
Chen Yu was pleasantly surprised.
He vaguely understood what the correct way to use this golden finger was...... E-sports, of course!
Who can match this hand speed?
What kind of operation can be played?
If you cooperate with quantum glasses, you can easily torture and kill the world, right?!
"Oh hehehe...... It turns out that this thing has such a dick. ”
Turn off the switch, pull out the golden finger, and put it back in the small box. Chen Yu gradually had the evaluation plan for this video in his mind.
The show is absolutely good!
There is only one drawback, the movement caused is a bit big, and it definitely won't work at home.
"Hmm......"
"With that in mind, it's time to rent a house outside and use it as a studio. It's always inconvenient to do a review at home. ”
"But renting a house costs a lot of money, and the money in my hand is not enough to support me for a long time, so I should also think about making money......
At this point, Chen Yu said to do it, packed the packing box in the bedroom, put all the gold fingers, notebooks and cameras, clothes, masks and other things into the backpack, pushed open the bedroom door, and walked out.
"Brother, where are you going?"
Chen Erke, who was painting in the living room, saw that Chen Yu was leaving, and hurriedly ran over and asked.
"I'll go out and come back in the evening. What about the eldest and third?"
"My sister has no milk, but my sister and my sister buy milk. Brother, where are you going? I want to go too. ”
"I go to school, you can't go, stay at home. ”
With a perfunctory remark, Chen Yu left the house with his backpack.
And Chen Erke was still standing in place in a daze, biting his index fingernail and muttering to himself.
"Do you want to go out and tell my brother...... He's not wearing pants yet......"
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(Sorry, these two chapters are taking a long time and updating slowly.) )