Chapter 1083: I Am the Brocade Cat and Mouse Bai Yutang (4 more)
"Then let's go. ”
Tang Xiaobao said.
Xiaoyanzi nodded, and when she saw Tang Xiaobao stretching out her hand, she handed it over without hesitation.
Then, the onlookers were dumbfounded.
Ah, this is Little Swallow's boyfriend,
Didn't she have an ambiguous relationship with Tang Xiaobao?
Why did you have a boyfriend again?
And it's so powerful!
As if declaring sovereignty, Tang Xiaobao pulled Xiaoyanzi and walked in front of Wang Mao.
Wang Mao was in severe pain, spit out a mouthful of blood, stared at Tang Xiaobao, his eyes were almost angry, and he didn't forget to threaten: "Boy, you're finished." ”
"Really?"
Tang Xiaobao kicked the trash can down.
The trash can made a few turns on the ground.
Suddenly, a foul smell came.
Half a bucket of garbage was spilled, leftovers, unfinished drinks, and drunken people vomited...... Mosquitoes, flies flying around, not the dirtiest, only dirtier, not the smelly, only more smelly.
Wang Mao was so tragic, he was sprinkled with all kinds of garbage and dirty things, he vomited wildly, but he still couldn't move, and he didn't have half the strength in his whole body.
Tang Xiaobao was still there shouting: "Damn, who is so short-sighted, put the trash can on the road, ouch, my feet." ”
Sweat!
The crowd was dumbfounded.
Who doesn't have long eyes?
Are you good on purpose?
You're so bad for you!
You're a bully.
People are A-list stars, how does this make him come out to meet people.
Tang Xiaobao bent over and touched his legs, looking pained.
This action, this expression, can't be more fake.
What do you mean by kicking with your feet, when you touch your legs?
The king spear vomited again, this time in blood.
He was so angry with Tang Xiaobao that he vomited blood.
Growing so big, he had never been so embarrassed as he was today.
It's too much of a deception!
This revenge, I must avenge myself!
If you don't take revenge, you swear not to be a man!
Tang Xiaobao pulled Xiaoyanzi to leave, and Wang Mao quit.
Forget it?
"Stop, you stop me!" cried Wang Mao.
Tang Xiaobao was very obedient, and he really stopped, and walked in front of him, slapped up, and made a gesture to hit.
Wang Mao quickly shrank his head and closed his eyes.
As a result, the slap didn't fall for a long time.
The king raised his head.
Tang Xiaobao was looking at him with a smile and said, " I'm a good law-abiding citizen, how could I beat people indiscriminately, if you hadn't provoked me again and again, and took the initiative to beat me again and again, I would definitely not fight back, and, I didn't fight back, you flew by yourself, you are so amazing, you are so accurate, just landed here, I just want to ask, do you want to lie to me, tell you, there is no door, the eyes of the masses are bright, they are all looking at you, from beginning to end, I did not take the initiative to beat you, you flew by yourself!"
Burst!
Many onlookers burst out laughing.
"This guy is so bad. ”
"yes, is there anything that shocking?"
"Slander him?"
"Still law-abiding?"
"This is an offense against the king's spear to death. ”
Burst.
The king's spear vomited blood again.
Around him, mosquitoes and flies flew around.
Tang Xiaobao covered his nose, took a few steps back, and asked politely: "Cat, oh, no, Mr. Elvis Presley, do you have any other instructions? Do you want me to call you 120? I can do it for you, but you have to give me the phone, forget it, you are too smelly, I can't help you with this favor, I'm afraid of dirty my hands." ”
After speaking, Tang Xiaobao turned around to leave, and muttered in his mouth: "I still have three years of sanda champions, it's too weak, Wudang disciple, I'm sorry, it means that the Wudang faction is all in vain, it's all a group of liars, and it's weak." ”
Before leaving, he slapped him in the face.
Tang Xiaobao is in a hurry.
But when Wang Mao heard this, he suddenly felt happy in his heart.
Tang Xiaobao, this is even the Wudang faction scolded together.
Wudang faction, that is a big faction in the martial arts, respected by the world, and there are many masters, Tang Xiaobao openly provoked the Wudang faction, isn't this looking for death?
"There is a kind, leave your name, my Wudang faction will find today's field sooner or later. Wang Mao gritted his teeth.
Tang Xiaobao turned around and said with a smile: "Yo yo yo, you are pulling the tiger skin and pulling the banner, okay, let the horse come over, I can still be afraid of your Wudang faction?" Oh, you ask me my name, okay, I tell you, you can listen well, my name is Bai Yutang, people give nicknames, brocade cat and mouse! goodbye, don't send it!"
Bai Yutang?
Why is the name so familiar?
Wang Mao frowned.
Tang Xiaobao pulled the little swallow and left, without stopping for a moment.
There were so many onlookers, he didn't want to make headlines tomorrow.
Little Swallow burst out laughing.
Jin cat and mouse white jade hall?
It's so funny.
Her smile reminded everyone.
"Brocade Cat Tiger?"
"Bai Yutang, isn't this a character in the Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness?"
"Oh, I see, Wang Spear is nicknamed Elvis Presley, this guy is so hateful. ”
"There's no sign up at all, it's a flirtat. ”
……
A group of onlookers were talking.
Many even laughed out loud.
Wang Mao also came to his senses and trembled with anger.
Shame, shame.
The onlookers dispersed.
At this time, even if he knew Wang Mao, no one was willing to stand up.
Wang Mao is embarrassed, and if he goes up to ask at this time, not only will he not be grateful, but he will probably be hated.
Soon, the onlookers dispersed.
Anyone can go, but Feng Chen can't go.
He brought his girlfriend over with an embarrassed face.
This meeting is embarrassing enough in itself.
"Brother Wang, come, I'll pull you out. ”
Feng Chen went over to help.
"Don't move, oops, it hurts, it hurts......"
"Tap, am I going to break my waist?"
"Pull your feet first, then lightly, ...... slowly"
Finally, Wang Mao was pulled out of the trash can by Feng Chen.
He still has a few green cabbage leaves on his head, and thick phlegm on his face.
Feng Chen's girlfriend couldn't help it, squatted on the side and vomited.
Wang Mao found a stool and sat down, glared at the actress fiercely, and saw that Feng Chen was also sweating, and he felt a little grateful in his heart.
"Thank you. Wang Mao said.
Feng Chen hurriedly said: "We have this friendship, what do you say, thank you." ”
"Boss, bring some bottles of water. "Feng Chen is looking for the boss.
The boss brought a few bottles of water, dodged away from afar, and asked, "Who will pay for this broken table?" ”
"It's not us who broke it!" Feng Chen said.
Wang Mao hurriedly said: "It's okay, I'll pay for this money." ”
I finally washed my face and head, but Wang Mao still emitted a foul smell all over his body.
The actress hid behind Feng Chen in a daze, showing disgusted eyes from time to time.
"You go back first. Feng Chen frowned and said to the actress.
The actress said yes and left.
After paying, the two got into the car, and Feng Chen said, "Brother Wang, I'll take you to the hospital to have a look." ”
"No need, this little injury, I'll go back and clean it up by myself, don't go back yet, find a quiet place, and go back when they are all asleep." ”
Wang Mao's crew is also in a nearby hotel.
If he goes back at this time, he will definitely be embarrassed, so he is ready to hide for a while.
Feng Chen wanted to say that it would be useless to make headlines tomorrow and hide, but he still left Wang Mao a little affection.
"Brother Wang, what should we do?"
"I'm leaving tonight, you take me to the airport in a while, and in addition, tell the crew that I have an urgent matter to go to Hubei. ”
"Hubei?"
"I want to go back to Wudang Mountain, I have internal injuries, I must find a master for treatment, in addition, I must avenge this revenge. Wang Mao gritted his teeth and looked hideous.