There was a loud bang, and the door of the bathing center was slammed open.

A naked man rushed out of the bathing center, only to see the man's handsome face, handsome hairstyle, strong body, running so sensually, except for not wearing clothes, it is definitely the type that girls like.

What? What's there to say about a naked man? Because this naked man is me!

"Bang bang" A series of door opening sounds sounded.

Another group of men rushed out of the bathing center, this group of people was one or twenty people, all dressed in bathrobes from the bathing center, holding brooms, ashtrays, folding stools, and even one buddy even carried a computer monitor. In their shouting, you can faintly hear "Catch that pervert, kill that pervert———

Who are they going to arrest and who are they going to beat?

Whoever is the first to run out will be arrested, and whoever will be beaten will be beaten! What they want to arrest and beat is the handsome and handsome me.

Why did they hit me?

I'm sorry, I don't know, my friends and I came to take a bath, soaked and soaked I seemed to be asleep, as soon as I woke up, this group of people were holding weapons and staring at me viciously, at this time I had no choice but to run-

Of course, they chased me, but I really don't understand, and I didn't have the hatred of killing my father and taking my wife, why did they chase me? Why did they call me a pervert, a pervert.

What the hell is going on? I have to ask Wang Wei, who is Wang Wei? My friend who came with me. By the way, where did I go to Wang Wei who was hunted down here?

Look back

depend on

These people are getting closer.

No, how can Wang Wei be with them.

I'll go back and confirm that it's really Wang Wei, this guy is carrying a garbage can in his hand, and he is shouting "Catch that pervert and kill him with a bucket", God, is that hideous face still Wang Wei's goods?

I almost ran out of two streets, and the shouts of the people chasing behind me were getting farther and farther away, and I was glad that I didn't practice in vain for five kilometers when I was a soldier, and I saw how you could catch up with me.

Suddenly, an uncle on the side of the road stepped forward a few steps, "Uncle, let me go" I reminded the uncle while waving to the uncle, trying to let him get aside so I could rush over.

Who knew that the uncle not only didn't let me, but also rushed up to me.

The master is in the folk, a few big mouths, and after an over-the-shoulder fall, I was put down on the side of the road by this morning exercise uncle wearing the costume of the Tai Chi Association in a certain park.

Uncle, just your method and means, you are the president of the association.

I just wanted to scold and greet my uncle, only to find out that it was miserable and dead. My pursuers have surrounded me.

Looking at the menacing eyes of these dozen people, I could only hold my head helplessly and say something weakly.

"Is there some misunderstanding? Don't slap your face?"

"Shoot Him for Me"

"Ahh———h

Before I fainted, I saw a trash can on my head, isn't this the trash can in Wang Wei's hand?

No, no, I'm dizzy.

I vaguely heard the sound of an ambulance, and I was saved.

Drowsy all the way, "Quick, prepare for first aid", "But doctor, what should I do with your spicy hot?", "Let's eat while cooking" I heard the voice of the doctor and nurse, "Ye Tian, Ye Tian, you can't die-" I heard Wang Wei's voice.

I die, wait for me to get up, you don't give me a reasonable explanation, you are the one who died.

Wait, there's another voice, a woman's voice, "It's fun, haha, it's fun, haha" and she's laughing all the time.

I've heard this voice. It's not very familiar, but it's something that impresses me, where and where have you heard it?

"Anesthetic"

No, I'm dizzy again.

"Ye Tian, Ye Tian, are you awake?" Doctor, Doctor ——— "The first person I see when I open my eyes is the person I want to see, this feels so good." Wang Wei, if you don't make things clear later, I'm not done with you.

I tried to move my numb body, but I still didn't feel anything, as if I was being hung up, and all I could feel was a faint pain that was still present all over my body.

"Squeak", the door opened, and Wang Wei ran in with the doctor, "Doctor, come and see if he is awake."

The doctor came up to me, opened my eyelids, called my name twice, and when I responded, he nodded.

"Doctor, doctor, how is he?" Wang Wei asked the doctor anxiously. I would have been touched to have such a friend as him before, but now I just want to wait for the doctor to leave and personally take him into the operating room.

"Your friend is fine, just rest in bed for a while" After speaking, the doctor walked out of the ward with the nurse, and Wang Wei sent the doctor out of the room diligently.

"Wang Wei, you come over to me"

"Ye Tian, you have a good rest, don't be angry, don't be angry" Wang Wei walked towards me.

When he came to the bedside, I was about to get up and give him a big ear scraper.

Sky. Why didn't my hands and feet obey me? What the hell is going on? I just woke up and was groggy, and I didn't care too much about my state, but now I look at it.

"Ah——— don't" can be called a wailing voice that spread throughout the hospital.

"Ye Tian, calm down, I'll show you" Wang Wei slowly put his phone in front of me. In my phone was a picture of me that I asked him to take after I found that I couldn't get up.

I saw a person wrapped in cloth like a mummy in the photo, with only eyes, nose, and a few small holes left in the mouth, and the rest of the place was tightly wrapped, and the most ridiculous thing was that the person's limbs were still hung high.

Who is this person, this person is not me, not me, but who is not me? He is me.

"Don't———!" another scream.

This time, the head nurse "Call me again and throw you out"

"Wang Wei, what the hell is going on, you tell me clearly. ”

"This Ye Tian, you were beaten that day, but the injury was not too serious"

"It's not serious, it's not serious, can it be like this?"

"Listen to me"

"You're in this situation mainly because of burns"

"Burns? Those people still brought boiling water to pour on me, or did they set me on fire?

"No, it's not, you got this burn in the hospital"

"Hospital, I'm rubbing, it's too arrogant, chased to the hospital to commit murder to me, is there still Wang Fa?

"Someone manages, someone manages"

"The police arrested someone, right? What the hell, I want to see what they think, and they did such a murder to me."

"It's not about the police, it's about the hospital" Speaking of this, Wang Wei avoided my eyes intentionally or unintentionally, and I could see that he was snickering.

"What the hell is going on in the hospital, tell me quickly"

"No, when I sent you here that day, there were a lot of people in the hospital, and on the way to send you to take a CT, because the people were too crowded, the water boiler on the aisle fell down, and the hands and feet were conveniently flashed" Speaking of this, Wang Wei couldn't help laughing, "Haha, haha"

It was inconvenient for me to do it, and the big bucket of hot water poured all over me.