Chapter 17 Eighteen palms of the goose and the method of beating the goose stick
Although Qin Jian had heard that the big white goose in the countryside was a tyrant, he never thought that one day he would be chased and bitten by four big geese, which was simply detrimental to the image of the male god.
However, Qin Jian is a very good player, and after discovering that the audience in the live broadcast room may like to see the owner of Baibao Island unlucky, so he did it on purpose, cough cough, although there are also four big geese that are menacing, which is very scary.
The drone lowered its altitude and was suspended two meters above Qin Jian to follow the shooting, and the stable unusual perspective made the sailors in the live broadcast room enjoy and be happy.
After all, to tell the truth, no matter how much Qin Jian goes to the field to do farm work, he is still a male god height of 1.86 meters, a handsome face is so handsome that he can eat in the modeling circle, and his speech is very sophisticated and interesting, not to mention Qin Jian's biggest advantage, that is, this product is a real money billionaire!
Don't be fooled by Qin Jian's painting style of pretending to be poor and farming, you just need to know one truth, that is, the Baibao Island of Qiandao Lake belongs completely to Qin Jian alone.
You don't really think that this treasure island is not worth more than 100 million, right? No, no!
But, hehe, the audience is always blind, it's like watching the supporting roles other than the protagonists in TV dramas and movies, I don't think it's interesting to watch, and there are few pictures, but to be honest, these supporting roles are the middle level of the entertainment industry, and it's not too simple to have a net worth of more than one million.
After all, a TV series that receives a salary of hundreds of thousands is the market price, but the actors who are not famous but have acting skills and can appear in many TV series are actually not bad for money, far more comfortable than ordinary people.
After all, Qin Jian grew up in an ordinary family since he was a child and received a good education, after all, the parents of the two elementary school teachers are very knowledgeable about the rules in dealing with the world.
Qin Jian like this, he understands very well that when he broadcasts live, he must be down-to-earth and shameless, after all, being poor is a trivial matter for a while, but being handsome is a major event for a lifetime.
The most important thing about live broadcast is to keep talking, you can't let the audience watch pantomime, that will just throw your hands and leave, after all, I don't know how many tens of thousands of live broadcasts of Meng Station, and you don't have to.
After Qin Jian escaped from the chase range of the big white goose, he took a deep breath and took out the barrage of his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, wanting to see what the audience thought, if he could, he was ready to kill back and challenge the four swans.
"Hahaha, laugh at me, laugh at me, the anchor is so big that a man will be chased by a few geese and run away, it's so funny, such a big man has no combat effectiveness at all. ”
"I heard that the combat power of otaku is only 0.5 goose, but now it seems to be only 0.05. ”
"Don't be afraid, the big goose is not a dog, if you bite you, you will have to be injected, be brave and fight, show your courage as a human being, you are born to fight with the sky and the earth and the goose. ”
"Baibao, don't let me, a little girl, look down on you, this can be endured, kill and kill, don't mention how fragrant the stewed goose in the iron pot is, what kind of fruit tree anchor, it must be the most fragrant food." ”
"Alas, isn't it just four geese, buddy picked up a baseball bat, shot a stick and a headshot, and weakly exploded you. ”
Qin Jian raised his eyebrows, feeling that his reputation had been damaged, buddy is such a handsome little brother, there are beautiful girls and beautiful young women who take the initiative to add Weibo chat friends on the road, how can they bear such a stigma.
The goose-fearing person, the person who got lost in front of the goose, the goose's three-year-old little pot friend, the goose general was defeated without a fight, and the goose was lonely and sought defeat.
Thinking of these terrible stalks, Qin Jian took a deep breath and swore a poisonous oath to the live broadcast room: "Friends, I'm going to perform a stunt next, there is a set of palm techniques that fall from the sky in legend, which can defeat all the geese in this world that make human beings have psychological shadows, that is, the eighteen palms of the goose!"
"But for the sake of prudence, let's not engage in the incredible challenge of one person's charge, one crowd beating four geese, let's fight guerrilla warfare, strategic retreat, looking for a lone goose, and then launch a lightning attack, one palm to knock the goose down, this is the real man. ”
Pruning fruit trees or something, when can't you do it, now Qin Jian is really angry, if he wants to fight to the death with these four big white geese, one side will definitely be defeated, after all, there will always be a winner in this world, so why can't it be me?
Letting go of all the heavy burdens, Qin Jian adopted a strategy of going around the rear, and then crawled forward, squatting behind a mango tree, staring at the four big geese with thirty little geese who were seriously eating insects and grass.
The voice is deliberately low, and the magnetic bass is like an electric current, full of manly charm.
Qin Jian has specially practiced oral broadcasting, after all, if he wants to be the host of many evening parties at Jiangnan University, he must speak neatly, and he must have a good voice and clear words.
I don't really think that the host of Jiangnan University can be as good as he looks, Qin Jian has an interesting soul, which is the root of his ability to navigate the student union and the student union of the school.
This kind of fun is a moderate amount of self-deprecation, after all, as long as I take the initiative to hack myself, then others will never be able to hack me.
"Look, everyone, No. 1 is in a daze, No. 2 is taking goslings, No. 3 is eating grass, and No. 4 is eating earthworms. ”
"What does this mean, that is, the goose is definitely not so aggressive, at this time I take the initiative to attack, the goose will definitely be startled, and then react slowly, then I can happily use the goose eighteen palms, a slap on the goose's head, revenge for my arrow, and then I can escape. ”
"Oh, no, how can it be said to be an escape, that's too ugly, it looks like I'm weak, it's a strategic retreat after successfully winning a phased victory, in order to win the next wave of team battles, not to lose the courage to continue fighting. ”
"However, just in case, when I attacked the first goose, the other three insidious and cunning geese launched a sudden group attack on me, so I still have to keep one hand and prepare for my second supreme skill, the legendary goose stick method. ”
"Look, everyone, this long-haired grass is one meter and five meters high, as thick as my middle finger, hehe, now twist it, pinch off the front part, and get rid of the grass blades, it will become a pure natural, green and pollution-free goose stick, believe me, I will definitely achieve the final victory." ”
"Silly goose, die!"