Chapter 30: The urine of the old man who picks up dung and the nostrils of the fierce-eyed peddler
There were only the two of them on the road at the moment, and suddenly a bird flew over their heads, startling them, and then looking around, there was no one.
At this time, they happened to come to a very small stone bridge, which was full of weeds and dried up without water.
Suddenly, an old man's voice came from not far away: "Where is anyone drinking wine, I look at the crops everywhere to prevent thieves from stealing, and the villagers praise me for ...... top quack" is the old man who picks up dung and walks towards him.
The two of them hurriedly hid under the stone bridge, which was relatively dark, and they would not have noticed it without using a flashlight.
The old man continued to sing as he walked: "Where is there anyone drinking, I will come to the village to patrol the ditch, and if the thief dares to come, I will kick him ......" and sang to the stone bridge.
At this time, the old man felt that his abdomen was full, so he stood by the bridge and urinated, he did not know that there was someone down there in the rain.
The fierce-eyed hawker was drenched on his upper body and neck, gritted his teeth angrily, and was about to have a seizure, but was pulled by the mask man.
The old man walked and continued to sing: "Where is anyone drinking, I will come to the village to patrol the ditch, and the big ghosts and small ghosts will not appear, otherwise I will beat you ......"
The fierce peddler under the bridge took off his T-shirt and whispered, "Damn, dead old man, pee on me!" Why don't you let me beat him?"
The man in the mask: "We have a serious matter, if we hit him and he shouts, then the whole village will know, how else can we act?" Zhang Xiao is important, don't think so much. ”
"But my clothes are all urine, how can I assassinate?"
Mask man: "Go to the village and steal one, go." ”
The two crept into the village. I searched for it and found that I forgot to collect the clothes that were hanging in the dry. Mask man: "How about this?"
The fierce eye peddler ripped it off, it was dry, and put it on: "Well, it's okay." ”
"That's good, let's go. I'll take you!"
The fierce-eyed peddler followed him, walked a few corners, and came to the door of Shen Tian's house. It's almost pitch black at the moment, and there's no one there. Mask man: "Zhang Xiao is on the second floor of this courtyard, working with a woman." Now I'm afraid my kidneys are about to fail. It's a great opportunity, and you have to take it!"
Fierce Eye Peddler: "How do you know he's on the second floor, and you know he's running errands?"
"Don't ask so much, it's not what you should ask. After the success of the matter, the benefits promised to you will not be less. ”
Vicious Hawker: "I'm just curious. ”
Led by the masked man, the fierce hawker followed him to the crooked tree.
The man in the mask looked around to see if there was anyone, and then whispered: "You can climb from this tree to the second floor, you have to be careful!"
"Okay!" Then he climbed the tree and climbed to the branch.
The fierce eye peddler looked at the second floor and then at the stairs, and the light was relatively dim. He was thinking about how to get to the landing on the second floor.
At this time, the gate of the small courtyard rang, which startled the male-eyed man, and he hurriedly hugged the branch to prevent him from falling.
It turned out to be an old woman neighbor visiting.
Old woman: "There may be thieves in our village, and one of the clothes that Dashun's house is drying is lost, it may be stolen by thieves, you have to be careful." ”
The fierce-eyed man in the tree was startled, he didn't expect to be discovered so soon. But as long as you don't find him in the tree.
Lao Puying: "Yes, how can thieves steal everything these days, even a piece of clothing." It's so unproductive! I can't afford a single piece of clothing. What a ......."
Old woman: "The village has organized people to look for it to see if the thief is lurking somewhere." ”
The fierce-eyed man in the tree was even more nervous, if he was found by the villagers, it would be ......
But thinking of the high employment fee, he decided not to back down, he must complete this task, after completion, he can get the money, so much money is enough for him to eat for a lifetime!
Such a big temptation is simply fatal to a person like him.
Lao Puying: "That's good. You have to look for it, or the thief may break the door in the middle of the night. It's not certain who will pry into someone's house. ”
Old woman: "Yes." You say that thieves are also hateful, why are they not good, but they want to do this business! Sooner or later, they will be caught!"
Lao Puying: "If you catch him, you should beat him, otherwise he won't have a long memory!"
Old woman: "That's for sure! I'll go first, and then go to a few houses over there to talk to them, so that they can take precautions." ”
"Well, go ahead. Then Lao Puying closed the door and went back to the house.
The fierce-eyed man in the tree was slightly relieved. It made him nervous to death just now.
The fierce-eyed man saw that there was no one out of the courtyard on the first floor, and no one came out of the room where the lights were on on the second floor. It seems that Zhang Xiao is really about to have kidney deficiency inside, so it is better to do it at this moment! He has made up his mind.
So the fierce-eyed man stepped one foot onto the platform on the second floor, and the second foot was just about to ......
At this time, Shen Tian came out and sat on the maza.
The frightened man was too busy to act, so he retracted his feet on the platform and slowly squatted on the branches, for fear that he would be discovered if he made a loud noise.
And Shen Tian sat there playing with his mobile phone, not paying attention to the situation of the tree at all.
Zhang Xiao was lying on Shen Tian's fragrant bed, and suddenly came to WeChat, it was a baby: "You haven't come to watch my live broadcast for a long time." ”
Zhang Xiao: "I'm busy." ”
Baby: "Every time you call you, you say you're busy, and it's too much of a friend!"
Zhang Xiao: "Okay, okay, I'll definitely go another day, but not today." "It's not appropriate to watch the live broadcast in front of the most beautiful village girl.
Baby: "That's right, don't go back." ”
Baby came again: "By the way, Zhang Xiao, why do you say that my live broadcast room is always average, I envy those big anchors who are making money every day!
Zhang Xiao: "I really don't understand this. I don't know the various rules of this industry yet. But I think this thing is a matter of luck. "I wanted to joke and say that you should talk, but don't spoil the children.
Baby: "Luck? What's luck?"
Zhang Xiao: "Luck is luck, that is, the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon is shrouded in a person's body." This one is too deep for you to understand. "Pretending to be forced is a must, to show that you are knowledgeable.
Baby: "I really don't understand. ”
At this time, Hua Jingjing came to WeChat and listened: "Have you finished drinking?" My sister is waiting for you at home!"
Your sister's iceberg beauty is cold, will she wait for me? I'll go back and she'll sleep? It's still cooler to be here in the village girl. Reply: "No, how can you drink so fast." At least until midnight, or I won't go back. Sleep. ”
Hua Jingjing: "You, you won't really go somewhere to steal stars, will you?"
Zhang Xiao: "No. What kind of star did I steal, is that thing so good!" I'm a concubine, how ugly it is to steal stars.
Hua Jingjing: "I'll take a look at the video to see who are around you." ”
Zhang Xiao definitely can't open it, open it and see that it's okay, lying in the boudoir of a beautiful woman, it's too comfortable. Reply: "I'm in the toilet! ”
Hua Jingjing: "Nonsense! Don't think I'm going to fall for you." ”
Zhang Xiao: "I don't believe it." I'm going to continue to untie my hands, I'm almost constipated when I talk to you, why are you so annoying!
Hua Jingjing: "Hey, do you dare to open the video?"
Hua Jingjing dialed Zhang Xiao's mobile phone and did not answer. I'm too lazy to pay attention to this girl's film, and I'm always going to make trouble!
Shen Tian entered the house and asked, "Who were you chatting with just now?" ”
Zhang Xiao almost slipped his mouth, and almost said the three words of sister-in-law, but fortunately he didn't say it, and continued to lie to deal with it: "A classmate, ask me to help." I said no. ”
Shen Tian didn't know if it was true or not, so he didn't ask.
Zhang Xiao put on his shoes: "It's late at night, is it okay to wear loose clothes?" and looked at this village girl with an affectionate face.
Shen Tian: "When did I say that you should live here?" The woman's reserve is still there, but she doesn't want to lose herself to him on the first day of acquaintance, otherwise what will he think?
Zhang Xiao: "It's so late, where do you let me live? Go to sleep on the streets? I can only live here with you." ”
"There are hotels! Now there are hotels everywhere, and you still have no place to stay?"
Zhang Xiao did not continue to speak, but put his head close to her shoulder, and took a breath, it was so fragrant, her taste was so good! This is not comparable to ordinary women's perfumes.
Shen Tian pushed him away, and then spat on the ground to show disdain.
Unexpectedly, her behavior made Zhang Xiaoyu even more angry, and she couldn't extricate herself! Because she could see that she was reserved, not really annoying. So the desire to pounce is getting stronger.
Taking advantage of her unpreparedness, Zhang Xiao hugged her in his arms, worthy of nephrite, whether she agreed or not, kissed her neck......
"Let go of me. "Gently struggling, not intense.
Zhang Xiao made a judgment, this is half a push......
The favorite thing for men is that the women they like are half pushes themselves, and Zhang Xiao is no exception.
At this moment, the male-eyed man in the tree heard a slight movement in the house, and it seemed that they were lingering. There's never been a better time to start!
So the fierce-eyed man came to the platform on the second floor, holding the poisonous sharp weapon, step by step, to the hidden door. Look carefully through the crack in the door......