Zhang Xiao agreed to Bai Jiazhou's application to add friends. After thinking about it, he sent her a message: "Why does Manager Bai have time to add my friend?"

Bai Jiazhou quickly replied: "I missed you, so I added it." ”

Zhang Xiao suddenly felt a little bit: "You seem to have a husband, Manager Bai, aren't you afraid that your husband will be jealous if he finds out?"

Bai Jiazhou: "I'm going to divorce him soon, I don't have any feelings." Why are you so disappointed, what do you want him to do!"

Zhang Xiao: "Oh, then let's not mention him." How is Manager Bai doing?

Bai Jia Congee: "General." When you came to my house, I was very impressed by you, and I have never forgotten you. ”

Fuck, this is a naked seduction again, this voice is really ......

Zhang Xiao struggled to control his own primitive aspects: "Yes, thank you, thank you Manager Bai for your concern!

Bai Jiazhou: "I remember that day you called me Sister Bai, but today you are called Manager Bai, you are really cute." ”

Zhang Xiao was stunned for a moment, what does it mean to be cute? When a man says that a woman is cute, it probably means that no one loves her, but what about a woman who says that he is a man? Is it the same?

Bai Jiazhou smiled, smiling so charmingly: "Why are you so interesting." Cute is cute, it's cute! It's exciting, now you know what I mean?"

, it's so straightforward, if you don't understand, you're mentally retarded and idiots. This is the rhythm of the upside down. Zhang Xiao has long liked this Bai Jiazhou, and now that the goddess wants to post it upside down, Zhang Xiao is actually a little nervous: "Eh, this, this, is it an offer, an appointment, an appointment, an appointment~ Sister Bai!?"

Bai Jiazhou: "I hate it! You are too unparticular about what you say." ”

Ouch, this voice is getting more and more sultry, do you want to ask her out? Zhang Xiao hesitated.

If you don't make an appointment, such a good opportunity will be wasted! Zhang Xiao: "Make an appointment, make an appointment?"

"About what?"

Zhang Xiao: "About ~ cannon." ”

Bai Jiazhou: "Do you think I look like such a casual person?"

yes,, how did this woman's mind get it, just now the chat hooked me so much, it was obviously the rhythm of the offer, how can you say it now......

Zhang Xiao was confused, and didn't know the mystery: "Then, what does Sister Bai want to add to my WeChat?"

Bai Jiazhou: "I added you to chat occasionally, okay, I'm going to be busy, let's talk another day." ”

Zhang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, this woman's mind is really hard to guess, hook me for a while, but don't let me play, which one is this singing?

Don't think about it so much, it's hard to guess a girl's mind, and you can't understand it if you guess a thousand times, and it's the same with women.

Zhang Xiao touched his chin, there was a lot of stubble, and he should shave. So I picked up an electric shaver and started shaving.

I was blowing and smelled a fragrance, which was a mixture of perfume and girl's body fragrance. It should be Hua Jingjing, a girl who came into the door: "Is it Jingjing?"

Hua Jingjing chuckled: "How did you know that I came in, I still wanted to scare you! ”

Zhang Xiao continued to shave: "I know it as soon as I smell it." What brand of perfume do you use? It's not bad, it's charming. ”

Hua Jingjing: "Hmph, I won't tell you." ”

"I don't want to know. Zhang Xiao put down the razor and looked in the mirror, as if it was okay, so he looked several years younger.

Zhang Xiao suddenly came to Yaxing, who was making limerick poems: "I want to write a poem, do you think I can make it?"

Hua Jingjing: "Do you still know how to compose poems? Come and listen to them! Don't be too bad, if it's too bad, you'll laugh and be generous." ”

Your sister, look down on me! My poem is better than Li Bai and Du Fu than Bai Juyi: "Listen well, it's a seven-word quatrain." ”

Hua Jingjing snorted, and returned the quatrain, look at how you make a fool of yourself.

Zhang Xiao touched his chin: "The widow shaves his beard leisurely, suddenly smells the fragrance of flowers, and turns his head to see a beautiful girl, which looks like a peach blossom nest like a pear." ”

Hua Jingjing chuckled: ", brother-in-law, why are you so sassy, you can write poetry with a shaved beard." ”

"Well, you haven't commented yet. ”

Hua Jingjing: "Well, how can I say it, it's not too bad. Eighty points is impossible, and seventy points is impossible. Sixty points. ”

Zhang Xiao: "I've been studying poetry recently. Especially Tang poems!"

Hua Jingjing was very curious: "Oh, you still have this interest? I thought you had no other preferences except for girls!"

You're paralyzed, are my hobbies so narrow?" Let's move on to poetry. I've found that some poems can be changed, and after being changed, they are more beautiful, and some can't be changed, and they can't change a word!"

Hua Jingjing held her chin and felt that it was quite interesting to listen to this brother-in-law who was a hanger and said that Ya Culture: "Tang poems can still be changed, I will take a look if you change a sentence!"

Zhang Xiao saw that the opportunity to perform came, of course, he couldn't miss it: "For example, Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan, oh no, it's Su Shi, it's not, whose poem is it......"

Hua Jingjing laughed: "Why is your memory so bad." ”

Zhang Xiao was a little embarrassed: "I'll just say the content of the poem." Once the sea was difficult to water, except that Wushan is not a cloud, passing through the flowers and lazy review, half of the path of cultivation and half of the king. ”

Hua Jingjing: "One sentence is wrong! The third sentence is wrong!"

"Is that wrong? It's okay, I'm not going to change that anyway. I would like to change the last sentence. ”

Hua Jingjing: "The last sentence?"

"yes. If this sentence is changed to a half-life cultivator and half-fate king, wouldn't it be better to read? ”

Hua Jingjing thought about it and nodded: "It seems to be." ”

Zhang Xiao finally squeezed out a smile and wiped his sweat, fortunately, the loss of face is not too big.

I remembered that this is a poem by Li Guinian, oh no, whose poem came, why did you forget it......

Zhang Xiao: "Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, outside the building, this sentence has two mountains and two buildings, but there is no obstacle, and you can't change a word." Do you think it?"

Hua Jingjing's eyes flashed: "It seems to be." ”

Zhang Xiao doesn't want to continue to show off his knowledge, if he is more ugly, he will be even more faceless, and he will accept it when he sees it!

Hua Jingjing saw that her brother-in-law stopped talking: "Go on!" I think it's very interesting to watch a person pretend to be educated.

Zhang Xiao: "I have Yaxing today, let's have an original poem!"

"Yes, yes. Hua Jingjing applauded.

Zhang Xiao: "Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, when will the West Lake sing and dance be closed, the warm wind blows Jingjing drunk, and the brother-in-law's room slips by mistake." ”

"I hate it!" Hua Jingjing rolled her eyes, got up, and walked out.

After a while, Hua Jingjing came over again: "Brother-in-law, do you want to go out to play?"

"Okay. ”

The two got into the car, Zhang Xiao drove, and Hua Jingjing was in the passenger seat. Driving in the direction of Shenjia Village: "Let's go around the countryside, the air is good there." "Actually, it's for the most beautiful village girl, Shen Tian.

Of course, Hua Jingjing didn't know Zhang Xiao's thoughts, so she agreed: "Okay, okay!"

When I went to the fields near Shenjia Village, I searched everywhere, and my efforts paid off, and I finally saw Shen Tian, who was spraying pesticides in her field. Zhang Xiao hurriedly drove to a farther place, stopped, and then got out of the car.

Hua Jingjing: "Why are you going?"

"Untie your hands. You wait for me. ”

Hua Jingjing: "Oh, go farther, don't stink me." ”

Zhang Xiao didn't answer, and walked in the direction of Shen Tian in the distance. This most beautiful village girl is so beautiful, even when she is working!

Zhang Xiao tiptoed to the vicinity of Shen Tian's field, she was spraying pesticides on her cucumber and eggplant, and because she was too concentrated, she didn't notice Zhang Xiao's arrival.

Zhang Xiao slowly approached and hid behind a relatively hidden weed, which was less than ten meters away from Shen Tian. It's really a pleasure to see your sweetheart up close! Zhang Xiao decided not to alarm her yet, so that there would be a sense of mystery.

Shen Tian wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then continued to spray the medicine, spraying the beans and tomatoes.

Zhang Xiao really felt that it was not easy for farmers. Who knows that Chinese food is hard work! There is nothing wrong with that.

Zhang Xiao really wants to go up to help her work, but she is afraid of gossip, saying that it will be troublesome if her good looks come, I don't care much about a man, but reputation is very important to her woman.

So Zhang Xiao pressed it and didn't act rashly.

At this time, Zhang Xiao suddenly saw a bush dozens of meters away, revealing the head of an obscene middle-aged man, and his two eyes were colored~ squinting at Shen Tian not far away......

Shen Tian was tired from work, put down the tools, and then he had to take off ~ pants to urinate......