In the taxi leaving Daoist Wu's house, Wang Wei and I laughed all the time, only Ding Dahan buried his head very low and didn't say a word, his head was buried between his legs.

Wang Wei and I kept looking at him and let out a slight laugh, maybe our laughter made him feel uncomfortable, Ding Dahan looked up at us and yelled, "It's almost okay! Is it so funny?"

"Poof, hahahaha———" This time it was the taxi driver who laughed out loud, and he saw Ding Dahan's appearance in the rearview mirror.

I saw that Ding Dahan's already fat face was more than twice as swollen as usual, with dark eye circles, sausage mouth, and the whole pig's head shape, you can imagine how miserable he was cleaned up last night.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha" There was another burst of laughter from the taxi.

What?

The old guy couldn't get up from the bed, and before we left, he kept repeating, "It's only 500 yuan, why do you want to beat people? Why do you want to beat people——— it's not right for me to lie to people, but I can't beat people for this, right?

Listening to Wang Wei's narration, I fainted last night and turned into that woman again, and I didn't say a word and threw myself on the altar to face Wu Laodao is a beating. Ding Dahan and Wang Wei knew that the woman was powerful and did not dare to step forward to help, so they immediately fled in all directions. Wu Laodao's terrible screams gradually weakened, and after half an hour, they were completely inaudible, and only Wu Laodao's non-stop ** sound was left in the courtyard.

Seeing that there was no movement, Ding Dahan and Wang Wei had the courage to walk out of the room to take a look at Wu Laodao's situation, but before they came to Daoist Wu's side, they heard the gloomy female voice behind them, "Little fat man, you have a lot of ideas."

At this time, Ding Dahan's cold sweat had already come down, and he said to me tremblingly, "Auntie, my idea, it's none of my business."

I glared at him

"Auntie, haven't you changed your name to little girl?"

As soon as the words fell, a snapping sound was heard, and the crisp slap sound lasted for forty minutes, Ding Dahan didn't even have a chance to scream, and Wang Wei on the side was already frightened and stayed in place.

After the loud slap was over, Dindahan and I collapsed to the ground at the same time.

I looked out of the taxi

Eh, what the hell am I going to do now?

"Ding" a mobile phone message rang.

After Wang Wei glanced at it, he excitedly put his phone in front of me.

"Ye Tian, Ye Tian, look, look, I'll just say, you can't always encounter bad things, you look at 30,000 yuan, it's arrived"

"What 30,000 yuan?"

"You forgot?

Maybe I've been experiencing too many things lately, and I really don't remember what he said for a while.

"That's it, that's it, it's my big fat cousin's man cheating, at that time, he said that a good thing became a thank you fee for us, you see my cousin, it's reliable, 30,000, 30,000" Wang Wei was very excited.

Fat cousin?man cheating?

Oh———

Wait, I remember seeing the woman in the mirror there and hearing her voice.

It is the woman who cheated on the man of the big fat cousin that Wang Wei said.

Right

It's that woman.

"Wang Wei, quick, quick, go find that brother-in-law of yours, go to your cousin's house, I want to find that woman" I finally remembered where I had seen that woman, I must find her to figure out what was going on.

"Ah, go to my cousin's house, why, didn't you get this money?" Wang Wei asked suspiciously.

"That woman, the woman in my body, is that woman, eh, the woman in my body is the woman your cousin's man cheated on!"

"Huh?"

"Are you sure it's that woman?" Wang Wei looked at me suspiciously.

I nodded affirmatively, "Didn't you see him that night?"

"I, I've seen it, but the woman in your body doesn't look like that woman!"

"How is it possible, I'm pretty sure it's her now, and when we find her, we must ask clearly, what did she do to me, why did she do this to me, why not you?"

Seeing my determined look, Wang Wei stopped talking, did not continue, but took out his mobile phone and rummaged it.

"Eh, buddy, what's going on, tell me, tell me, tell me" When Ding Dahan heard me say that he knew the origin of the woman, he suddenly came to his senses and got up and came to my side.

I looked at the angry expression on his pig-headed face, and I couldn't help but laugh again.

"Big brother, you turn your head around, I'll tell you, haha, haha"

It all started before I was chased and beaten at the bathing center.

Wang Wei and I have not found any serious jobs after being discharged from the army, the cultural level is limited, good jobs can not be found, and we can't look down on general jobs, no, more than a year ago, we found a façade at the intersection of my house and opened a detective agency, which was named "Worry Relief Office" for the convenience of industrial and commercial registration.

The main purpose of the office is to find people, find things, and marry counseling. If you want to say that this search is looking for the Public Security Bureau, this inquiry is also looking for kittens and dogs, in fact, our main business is marriage counseling.

What is Marriage Counseling?

It is to help you with your marriage physical examination to see if you are qualified or not. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a marriage investigation, which is to help check whether the husband and wife have cheated on each other.

Don't say it, the marriage counseling business is still very popular, and almost all of the people who come to us are rich, which is quite generous, so Wang Wei and I have made some money in the past year or so.

This cousin of Wang Wei found us a month ago, this cousin's family is a famous rich man in our local area, maybe because of a good life, this cousin is a big fat man of 280 pounds, although the family is rich, but has not been able to marry, her father even offered 30 million, and no one wants to marry her.

In this way, a cousin got married two years ago, and it is said that she recruited a son-in-law, who was 10 years younger, and even said that this young man really loved this fat lady, saying that this was his true love, and this matter caused a lot of repercussions in us.

Wang Wei's cousin always saw her little husband chatting with a WeChat chat during this time, but she quietly peeked at the chat records but all of them were deleted by him. And if there is nothing to do, he will run out, and say that if there is something, it will be half a day as soon as he goes out. She suspected that there was someone outside his little husband, so she asked us to check it out, and said that she would thank us again no matter what the result was.

It was our probability, so we took it.

We spent the next week following Wang Wei's cousin's husband, and we found out that this guy did cheat, and there were several, but strictly speaking, his behavior should be called "work".

We found that this guy is dating several women at the same time, and these women are some rich old women, this guy doesn't pick people, as long as he is rich, ugly, good-looking, old, and young, this little white face is very moisturizing, and it seems that there is no money to earn.

A week later, we told Wang Wei's cousin about the results of the investigation, and the cousin was angry and offered us another condition. She asked us to help catch his man once, and promised to pay more.

This one

For the sake of money, of course, we readily agreed.

A few days later, Wang Wei's cousin-in-law went out again, took a taxi and went straight to the hotel he frequented. Wang Wei and I knew that the opportunity had come, and after informing his cousin, we also went straight to the hotel.

In the hotel, Wang Wei's brother-in-law is also a daring artist, and every time he is in the same suite, watching him hum a minor tune and walk into the elevator. Wang Wei said that he would go to the hotel utility room after getting ready, and I went back to the gate to wait for Wang Wei's cousin to arrive.

Five minutes later, Cousin Wang Wei came panting, saying that she was running, but in fact, she could only walk a little faster than walking. I stepped forward a few steps forward and helped her to the elevator, the big fat girl was already out of breath, just raised her hand to me and thanked me.

Passing by the hotel utility room, I only heard the sound of items turning inside, I called Wang Wei, and then continued to help his cousin to the elevator.

"You go first, I'll be there right away" Wang Wei's voice came from behind him.

When I came to the floor where Wang Wei's brother-in-law opened the room, I asked his cousin to take a break in the stairwell, I was afraid that the scene of waiting would be difficult for her to accept, plus her big fat body was running around like this, and I couldn't afford to wait for any more accidents.

"Ding" the elevator sounded

Wang Wei, no, it should be a person dressed as a madman who rushed out of the elevator, if I hadn't grabbed him in time, he would have rushed to the room by now.

I saw that this Wang Wei had a bucket on his head, a thick carpet mat tied to his body, a broom in one hand, and a mobile phone in the other, which had turned on the recording mode.

"Brother, what are you doing here?" Wang Wei's appearance really scared me.

"Wait for it to happen, I want to make him look good, dare to bully my cousin, and don't ask me if the Wang family agrees or not, I want him to regret giving birth today, cousin, wait for you to take a good look, how can I help you take revenge!" Wang Wei looked extremely excited and excited.

At this time, Wang Wei's cousin had eased up a little.