Chapter 495: Adolescent Schizophrenia
Di Wei was in a good mood.
Today he and the hoopoe came out in style. These two people are recognized as the 'little prince of nightclubs' in the municipal hospital, and they are frequent customers of the 'focus' when they go to bars all day long.
As a result, as soon as he came here today, a little beautiful woman took the initiative to come up and give him a hug.
Tsk, the beauty is very.
He was about to go to the private room to look for a hoopoe, but when he turned his head, he found several women looking at him fiercely.
"Uh!" Di Wei was startled: "You guys are here too?"
The little beauty was stunned: "Brother Di, who is this?"
Di Wei hurriedly explained: "These are my master's friends. Ladies and gentlemen, why are you here? My master is here too?"
Long Nanyu just wanted to speak, but Long Xixiang stopped her: "Your master didn't come." β
"Then why are you here?" Di Wei asked puzzled.
"What do you mean, can't we come and play?" Long Nanyu snorted coldly.
Di Wei hurriedly waved his hand: "How can it, I just feel a little curious when I see you here, this doesn't seem to be in line with the identity of the eldest lady and the second lady of the Long family." β
Long Nanyu was just about to speak, but Long Xixiang stopped her and said, "We're just here to play, where are you playing?
Di Wei hurriedly said: "Ladies and gentlemen, my friend is waiting for me in the box, he is waiting there in a hurry." I'll hurry over or you will go to the private room with us?"
"No, I don't. Long Xixiang waved his hand and said, "Let's play our own." You go have fun. β
Di Wei was relieved when he heard this, he was really afraid that they promised to play with him in Long Xixiang, and they were still playing fart at that time. He hurriedly said, "Then beauties, let's go play first!" After saying that, he led the chick away with a smoke.
Long Xixiang said with a smile: "Did you hear it, they didn't leave, they were in the box! Let's play with us, I want to see if there are any us in this conscienceless heart!"
"Okay! Go back dancing!"
And Di Wei ran like a rabbit to the private room they frequented, where the hoopoe was already waiting for him.
"Why are you here?" asked the hoopoe dissatisfied.
Di Wei sighed and said, "Don't mention it, I saw my master's girlfriend." β
"Which one?" asked the hoopoe.
He and Di Wei are close, and he knows a lot about Yang Meng.
Di Wei sighed and said, "Except for the giant sister and his housekeeper sister in the Northern Capital, the other four are here. β
"I'll go!" the hoopoe whistled, "Isn't this lively?"
The girl who was with Di Wei pouted after hearing this: "Brother Di, your master is too scummy, right?"
Di Wei hurriedly introduced: "Hey, what you said, they are all friends of my master, not the kind of relationship, I can see that they all like my master." My master doesn't know what's going on, and he doesn't play less with girls outside, but none of these people who have a good relationship have started. My master's person is a standard 'shameless in thought, a good man in life, a fool in front of his brothers, and a nervous disorder in front of his acquaintances'. To put it bluntly, it's sullen. β
Hoopoe smiled: "You say this about your master, aren't you afraid that he will know to beat you?"
Di Wei looked proud: "Anyway, he's not here." β
The girl who was with Di Wei pouted after hearing this: "If you like someone, you should pursue it boldly, life is short and having fun is the last word!
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Hoopoe said: "Haha, you really boldly pursue this when you encounter it, don't pay attention to the surname Di, come and chase my brother!"
As a result, the girl hugged Di Wei tightly: "Don't, I'll just look at Brother Di." β
"Okay, okay, drink, drink!" Di Wei said.
The girl smiled, "Okay, I'll go to the bathroom first!" After saying that, she kissed Di Wei on the face and walked out.
Di Wei picked up his wine glass: "Tsk, there is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey." β
Hoopoe said, "I almost made her recognize me." β
"Huh, do you know her?" Di Wei was stunned.
The hoopoe took a sip of wine, put the wine glass on the table and said: "It's okay to say you know, it's okay to say you don't know, I've seen it a few times at work." β
Di Wei was stunned when he heard this: "What are you? How many times?"
What does a hoopoe do? Obstetrician and gynecologist! He 'met a few times at work' and that meant for itself. Either it's a gynecological disease, or it's an abortion.
"Why do you ask in such detail? I can recognize her face at a glance, how many times do you say?" Hoopoe said: "You don't want to marry her, it's just for fun, isn't it? β
Di Wei shook his head violently after hearing this: "Come on, I'm afraid of getting sick, besides, I can accept the second-hand house, forget about the dead!"
As I get older, the more I find that most people think that they have the aura of the protagonist, but they don't know that we are all ordinary. That girl didn't look at you right just now! You can't be idle tonight. Hoopoe laughed.
Di Wei laughed: "From now on, just call me Brother Charismatic." As soon as Digo's charm radiated, no one could stop it! I said, why hasn't your sister come yet?"
Hoope said, "I don't know." β
As a result, he had just finished speaking when he heard a knock on the door of the room.
"It's coming!"
If it was the girl who was with Di Wei just now, she would definitely not knock on the door.
It turned out to be a waiter who came in. He asked Di Wei and Hoopoe, "Was there a girl with brown hair in a gray off-the-shoulder dress and denim shorts with you?"
Di Wei and Hopoe looked at each other: "Yes, is there a problem?"
Isn't this the waiter talking about the girl who came in with him just now?
The waiter hurriedly said, "Great, I finally found it, you can quickly bring your friend back!"
"Huh, what's wrong with her?" Di Wei asked, puzzled.
"She ran into someone's room and scared all the customers in our store!" said the waiter.
Di Wei blinked: "What did you say? Did she go to cut people or what? Why did she scare the distinguished customers of your store?"
The waiter hurriedly said: "This thing is really hard to say, you should go and take a look!"
Di Wei was just about to get up, but the hoopoe grabbed him: "Dude, we don't know that woman well, we met on the dance floor outside." β
Di Wei also reacted, don't let this girl get into any trouble for him to deal with, right?
"yes, we don't know each other!"
The waiter said, "Just go over and have a look! There's a guest from our bar sitting over there! Your friend has made our guest unhappy!"
"Unhappy?" Di Wei and Hopoe glanced at each other, how did they feel that there would be countless troubles?
"Hopoe, you wait for me here, I'll go see what's going on. Di Wei said.
Hopoe also got up and said, "Forget it,
Come out and play together, and if you have trouble, you will carry it together!"
The waiter said, "Don't worry, it's nothing." Just bring your friends back. β
When he said this, Di Wei and Hopoe were even more curious, and followed the waiter to the most luxurious box here.
The minimum consumption of this box is 88,000 a night, and Di Wei has really never been here. When they got to the door, the two of them were really nervous. What kind of bar customers are so good, and how did the girl I brought them find trouble?
Arriving at the door, the waiter knocked on the door and walked in.
Di Wei and Hopoe gritted their teeth after glancing at each other, yes, they also walked in!
As a result, as soon as he entered, Di Wei was dumbfounded: "Masterγγγγγγ Master?"
Who are the girls in this room, not Yang Meng and the others? And the girl they brought was sitting there honestly on the sofa next to Yang Meng. There were many girls in the room, but there was no music, and everyone stood or sat there in silence with a serious look.
Zhang Cuijian was overjoyed when he saw Di Wei: "Doctor Di, is this with you?" He pointed to the girl beside Yang Meng.
Seeing that it was Yang Meng and the others, Di Wei was not nervous, and said with a grin: "Yes, master, this is with me!"
Zhang Cuijian whistled: "Di Wei, you cow!"
"Masterγγγγγγ Di Wei looked at Yang Meng's expression not quite right: "What the hell is going on?"
Yang Meng raised his hand to say hello to the hoopoe, there was a pillow on the sofa, he picked it up and slammed it directly to Di Wei, Di Wei reached out to catch the pillow: "Master, what's wrong with me? You don't blame me for coming out to play and not calling you, right? You can't blame me, you don't come to the city! Oh, I said I saw them outside in Longxixiang, so I said they couldn't come here by themselves." Master, why do you have such an expression?"
Yang Meng pointed to the girl sitting next to her and said, "This is your patient?"
"Huh?" Di Wei was stunned for a moment, and quickly asked, "What is my patient?"
Yang Meng asked rhetorically, "What do you do?"
Di Wei looked around at the little sisters around and said, "Doctor, is there anything wrong?"
Yang Meng pointed to the girl next to her and said, "Don't you see that there is something wrong with this girl?"
"What's the problem?" Di Wei looked at the girl and said, "It looks healthy!"
Hopoe said, "How can I look at the eyes that are not right!"
Yang Meng laughed angrily: "You still claim to be a doctor? You can't even see such an obvious adolescent schizophrenia? Isn't this a symptom of delusional love? You really can! You brought such a girl back! What do you say?"
Di Wei was dumbfounded: "Flower γγγγγγ Nymphomaniac?"
The commonly known 'nymphomaniac' is actually really a disease, called 'love fantasy' in Western medicine, but most people don't pay attention to it, as the saying goes, people don't be nymphosis teenagers, but if you really want to be a nymphomaniac, you still have to treat!
"Master, what should I do?" Di Wei asked.
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "How do I know? I went to the bathroom and got entangled!"
"Poof!" Ling Feng laughed: "I don't know who said just now that his charm is irresistible." That's how it turned out!"
Hoopoe coughed dryly: "Director Yang, Di Wei said the same thing just now!"
"Hahaha!" Ling Feng laughed: "Men are terrible narcissistic!
"What should I do, call the police! Comrade policeman, it's your turn!" Yang Meng said to Ling Feng.