Text Text_Chapter 1267 Big Golden Tooth!
Damn it......
In the head of the big gold tooth, there are thousands of thoughts, constantly calculating!
He is now in a dilemma.
The big golden tooth was very complicated in his heart at the same time, and he was extremely resentful of Lei Bing, a fool.
If this bastard hadn't been so well-limbed and simple-minded, he wouldn't have been in such an embarrassing and embarrassing situation by now.
The crux of the matter is that his big gold teeth are now in the middle, what should he do?
"Chief, how dare I be sloppy with you, it's just that the matter of pulling human skin ......," said the big golden tooth with great embarrassment.
"It's hard to peel off other people's skins, right, okay, let's change to something simpler, you can peel off your own skin. Seeing the very embarrassed look of the big golden tooth, Duan Lang had to retreat and said.
"This ......" The big golden tooth was full of bitterness, and stared at Duan Lang very aggrieved and embarrassed.
Peel your own skin?
This, how can it be?
This bastard, this is clearly nothing to do, okay?
Instead of this, then he might as well pick up the skin of Lei Bing and Huang Wanli.
In this life, no one admires the big golden tooth, but admires Cao Cao, especially Cao Cao's bold words of "I'd rather bear the people of the world than let the people of the world bear me".
"Why, just now I asked you to pick the skin of those two guys, but you refused, okay, I took a step back, asked you to pull your own skin, why can't you do it?" Duan Lang asked.
"Chief, this, this ......" The big golden tooth was dripping with sweat on his forehead, he was most afraid of dealing with this kind of person, but what should he do now? "Can you change the conditions?"
No official is not greedy, just like the truth of no treacherous business.
The big golden tooth felt that the two arduous and almost impossible conditions that the young man in front of him had just put forward was not really for him to peel off the skin of those two people or himself, but to pave the way for the next conditions.
There is only one thing and two things, not three or three or four.
The first two conditions he put forward cannot be fulfilled by himself, so the third condition must be within his ability.
Similar things, the big gold tooth encountered it not once or twice, this is already an old routine for the big gold tooth.
Therefore, he had already prepared in his heart early in the morning, and the young man in front of him wanted the lion to open his mouth, which was okay, but it had to be within the range of what he could bear in his heart.
Otherwise, it will be a big deal at that time, the fish will die and the net will be broken, and the rabbit will die and the dog will be cooked!
"Another one?" Duan Lang's gaze kept looking up and down on the big gold tooth's body, pondering, weighing, and weighing carefully.
"Yes, yes, yes, as long as I can do it, the chief can mention it. The big gold tooth said with a smile on his face. In his heart, there are incomparably ups and downs.
"Okay, for the sake of your piety, then I'll reluctantly mention one more one, but you remember it for me, this is the last and last condition, if you can't meet it again, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. Duan Lang said.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
The big gold tooth knows that this third condition is the right topic.
If this bastard's request is really outrageous, far beyond the scope of his big gold tooth ability, then don't blame him for turning his face and not recognizing people.
After so many years in business, Big Gold Tooth has long developed the habit of carrying a voice recorder with him.
When he came in just now, he had already turned on the recording.
"Yes, yes, yes, chief, just speak. Although the big gold tooth was constantly thinking in his heart, his face was still full of smiles and respect.
"My shoes are a little dirty......" Glancing at a pair of leather shoes, Duan Lang said.
Got some dirty shoes?
What's the situation?
The big golden tooth, who had been fully mentally prepared, was about to be slaughtered, but he heard such a sentence.
This inevitably made the monks with the big gold teeth a little confused.
Could it be that this is also a condition?
Or, what is Duan Lang hinting at him?
"I'll help you wipe your ......" The big gold tooth is a person who understands after all, and in just a few seconds, he has already reflected it in his mind, and quickly squatted down, directly using the sleeves of his Armani suit, ready to help Duan Lang polish his shoes.
Although the big gold tooth is a little distressed, but, in his opinion, as long as the problem in front of him can be solved peacefully, it is a blessing in misfortune, what is an Armani dress?
It's just that when the Armani sleeve of the big gold tooth was about to touch Duan Lang's dirty shoes, Duan Lang moved his foot away, and his body also took two steps back at the same time.
This......
The big gold tooth squatting on the ground, after seeing this scene, no longer knew what to do.
The big gold tooth was full of wondering, could it be that this bastard didn't just say this to let him clean his shoes?
"Did I say I want you to wipe it for me?" Duan Lang asked coldly.
"I honor the chief, it should be, it should be, it is my honor. After all, the big gold tooth is a person who has been through strong winds and waves, and hurriedly laughed and said.
"In that case, okay......" Duan Lang frowned and said. "You can't do the first two conditions, then, this third condition, I hope you can do it for me in a down-to-earth manner and with peace of mind. ”
"I'll do it, I'll do it......" The big gold tooth squatted on the ground, smiling with a smile on his face.
What makes Da Jinya himself unclear is what Duan Lang's third condition is.
Is it just to shine his shoes?
After a while, the big golden tooth became very uncertain in his heart.
If that's the case, not to mention a pair of shoes, it's ten pairs of eight pairs, and his big gold teeth also rubbed his baba suitable, proper, and clean.
"Lick it. Lazily took out a cigarette and took a leisurely puff, Duan Lang pulled a stool, sat down, and stretched out a pair of dirty shoes to the big gold tooth.
"Hey...... Huh?" said the Great Golden Tooth, with a smile on his face.
Armani's sleeves were about to touch Duan Lang's shoes when a word seemed to react in his mind, and he couldn't help but let out an "ah".
The action of the big gold tooth came to an abrupt end, and on the complexion, embarrassment, ugliness, and incredibleness appeared.
Lick it?
Is this bastard going to help him lick his shoes clean?
Did this bastard say it wrong, or did he hear it wrong?
If that's right, then, how can it be?
When did he ever grovel so much in his life? As soon as he thought of this, a nameless and irrepressible anger slowly rose from the heart of the big golden tooth.