Chapter 956: If You Collapse, Kill Yourself by Swallowing Dung! (1/3)

If you talk about heroes by competition, Xu Mang's status in the rivers and lakes is indeed not as high as Xiao Man, Xiao Man is the first in the PUMaC math competition, and Xu Mang is banned from participating in the competition, but this does not mean anything, after all, it is all in the same household register.

And about the questions in the back, almost all of them are questions that are not nutritious, Xu Mang also simply said something that is not nutritious, and soon the show will be announced, but before the end... Xu Mang made a decision.

According to the current program environment and level, Xu Mang withdrew from all the next links, after all, he belonged to a very serious BUG.

"Before leaving..."

"I want to say something to everyone. ”

"First of all, I quit the rest of the show, for me... It's so simple. Xu Mang said seriously: "In order to create a fair and just environment for everyone, I participated..."

"Also..."

"Please don't go too far into searching for my wife and children. Xu Mang's tone was full of seriousness, and he continued: "I'm not a star either... It's just an ordinary person, it's useless to make me so clean. ”

For these two points,

All the audience agreed that if Xu Mang continued to participate, then there would be no suspense at all, and the later about Xu Mang's wife and children really can't go too deep and give others some private space, which is the basic morality.

Come to an end...

Followed by

At the request of the audience, Xu Mang came to take a group photo, and then left the studio... I met the staff of the program team backstage, including Director Wu and Director Ouyang.

"Academician Xu!"

"Thank you so much!" Director Wu said excitedly, "Because of your existence... instantly increased the ratings of the show to a terrifying existence, I can't imagine that your appeal is much more powerful than those stars, really... Although some celebrities claim to have hundreds of millions of fans on Weibo, as a result... It's all brushed data. ”

Millions?

It's not like it's brushing!

Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said indifferently: "Actually, I don't have any fans, although I have a Weibo account, I don't have V certification... Speaking of Director Wu, I unilaterally announced that I would not participate in the rest of the trip, I hope you can understand me. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!"

"You're usually so busy... We can understand it!" Director Wu hurriedly said: "Academician Xu Mang... There is a celebration banquet in the evening, do you and Mr. Yang want to come over to participate? There are all the members of our program team, and a few judges, to celebrate the new high ratings. ”

"Forget it..."

"There was something going on at home. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders, refused Director Wu's invitation, and said seriously: "Anyway, you need to improve the difficulty of this show, really... It's so simple! It's outrageously simple. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"But it's really easy for you, for others..."Director Wu said embarrassedly, "But we will consider your opinion." ”

"Hmm!"

afterwards

Xu Mang saw Xiao Man in the lounge the day after tomorrow, it may be that she has passed the stage of excitement, Xiao Man is quite calm at this time, but under the calm expression, there seems to be turbulent waves, sure enough... After a short period of reserve, there is a warm embrace.

"Husband~"

"You're the best!"

The next second,

Xiao Man threw himself directly into Xu Mang's arms, just like he had just fallen in love four years ago, and carried out a crazy attack on Xu Mang, a woman is a sensual animal, and she is easily moved by the things around her, especially some memories.

And now Xiao Man's mind is full of Xu Mang's past figures, and the shortcomings that used to be in him have disappeared at this moment.

"Alright, alright..."

"If I was just in the stage of love, I might be excited, now that I am an old husband and wife, don't be so enthusiastic. Xu Mang said with a disgusted face: "Don't you know that the old husband and wife kiss each other, and the nightmare can be done for several nights?"

"Get out!"

"Do you believe it or not?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "I want to eat Japanese-style local chicken hot pot at night, you immediately buy a local chicken for my mother." ”

"Huh?"

"Isn't it that children like to eat?" Xu Mang asked with a confused expression, "How did it become you?"

"I..."

"Can't I mention the child to taste it?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "You big idiot... Although I won the first place, I was very angry about the next thing, that is... It's you... You don't love me at all!"

Xu Mang: ???

What?

This woman shouldn't be stupid again, right?

Since she became pregnant, Xiao Man's stupidity has soared into the sky, of course, the silly Xiao Man is actually really cute, the so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, she used to be so smart and clever, but after getting married, her IQ dropped at a rate visible to the naked eye.

"What's wrong with me?" asked Xu Mang.

"I don't know..."

"It feels like you don't love me anymore. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "It should be... I want to eat local chicken hot pot, you just push back... I said that the child wants to eat local chicken hot pot, and you seem to be very motivated. ”

it!

Sure enough...

It is said that after having a child, it may be an emotional crisis, Xu Mang didn't think this was a problem before, but when he became a father-to-be, he really put his whole mind on the child's side.

"Alright, alright..."

"Look at yourself, you don't look like a mother-to-be, I think you have time to go to the mother-to-be course. Xu Mang said seriously: "Now let's go home, and we have to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables." ”

"Wait a minute!"

"If you go out now, there must be a lot of people!" Yang Xiaoman said, "Wait a little longer." ”

At this moment,

Xiao Man's mobile phone rang, and after glancing at the caller, it turned out to be a friend who had not been contacted for a long time, and suddenly frowned, she didn't want to answer... This doesn't need to think about anything at all, it must be watching the show and knowing that you are pregnant.

before

I received a lot of phone calls, all of which came to ask if I was pregnant.

"What's wrong?"

"Why don't you answer the phone?" asked Xu Mang.

"I don't want to pick up... Must have come and asked if I was pregnant. Yang Xiaoman frowned and said with a displeased face: "I didn't want others to know, but... It seems that I can't bear it anymore, and I'm annoyed... I regret it now. ”

"Cut!"

"You asked me to participate, and I didn't want to come in the first place. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "This is your own business." ”

originally thought that Xiao Man had no excuse, but she never expected that she would find an excuse for this.

"It's not because of you!"

"If you hold on a little longer, I'll... I just gave up, who knew you didn't even struggle, just agreed. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "Anyway, it's all your fault, I'm angry..."

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Terrible!

Don't get pregnant again in the future, who can stand this?

...

Regarding the latest episode of the "My Scholarly Dad" program, it has caused a huge response on the Internet, but more people regard this issue as a special situation, after all, Xu Mang's existence has broken the fairness and justice that the program team has been promoting.

It's too strong...

Although it seems that Academician Xu Mang was not in the state in the first half, the beginning was to send points, and then only got one point, but in the second half, he seemed to wake up and began to kill all sides... Victory with a crushing record.

It's cruel, even though the show is really good... But for the other players, this is really not fun, but fortunately... Xu Mang told others at the end that he wouldn't play anymore.

But this thing,

It only lasted for half an hour, and the rest was speculation about Xu Mang's wife and children, but everyone guessed and found that Weibo began to delete posts, including the circle of friends, and a mysterious force began to intervene.

For this mysterious power, everyone doesn't have too many complaints, there are indeed some people who are very excessive, digging deep into some things about Xu Mang, including his wife... I didn't take other people's privacy into account at all, and posted it directly on the Internet.

In such an environment, you can only let the mysterious forces control it.

And the back,

It raises the question... Whether the top student in the college entrance examination is more awesome, or the competition student is more powerful, soon this answer came out, the competition student is awesome... Xu Mang is just a coincidence, it took 10,000 years to come out with such a strange thing, and he can't be treated as an example.

The vast majority of logarithmic cases have proved that the competition is strong, although the exam may not be able to pass the college entrance examination champion, but in the specific discipline, basically abuse those college entrance examination champions.

Of course

Ultimately

In the eyes of many netizens, in fact, Xu Mang is also a competition student, but he was banned while racing, which is a pity!

meanwhile

Xu Mang was making Xiao Man's favorite local chicken hot pot, and an hour later... The two began their dinner, Xu Mang drank a little wine, and recently he fell in love with a slightly drunken feeling.

"Husband?"

"Do you remember the previous incident when the Chinese team participated in the International Mathematics Competition?" Yang Xiaoman said seriously while eating local chicken: "Fiasco..."

"Huh?"

"Fiasco?"

"Wouldn't it?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, taken aback: "How is it possible... I remember that half of the contestants were from the Beijing University Madhouse... Why did the competition top students in the mathematics department fail miserably?"

"Second place. ”

"Not number one... What is this not a fiasco?" Yang Xiaoman said: "Let's go out... If you don't take the first place, you will be a fiasco!"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Although the requirements are very demanding, it is in line with the nature of the Chinese people.

Earn first!

If it's not the first, I'm sorry ... That's failure!

No way, can't change. ,

There is pride in this vein.

"That's right!"

"I've started to rewind in India, and for now... Earned a lot of money. Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "But this money... I'm going to use it on the turmoil in the U.S. stocks, husband... Can you calculate how much the Dow Jones will fall. ”

"Huh?"

"How do I calculate this?"

"I really don't understand the stock market... While I can count everything in the universe, I can't count the madness of human nature. Xu Mang said: "You can figure it out yourself." ”

Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and said seriously: "I feel... The time for the collapse is getting closer and closer!"

Xu Mang didn't believe it at all, now the U.S. stock market is still rising, and it seems that the momentum is about to break through 30,000 points, but Xiao Man said that it is going to collapse, unless the oil is turbulent... Add to that the mess of things to cooperate, and then the debt crisis is warned in advance, otherwise... No way!

"Xiao Man!"

"Stop fantasizing!"

"If the U.S. stock market crashes, I will commit suicide by swallowing dung!"

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