The life experiences of the three daughters-in-law of Uncle Niu and Xiao Peng are undoubtedly like a time bomb at home, what is the favorite thing for a group of old men and old ladies to do? Isn't it just gossip? This incident has added a lot of fun to the ordinary life of a group of old men and old ladies.

As for Zet and Long Xixiang, their mouths are now grinning to the root of their ears!

Do you really think that Yang Meng won 180 million in Las Vegas is gone?

When Yang Yang, who works in a bank, received a call from Zete asking her to bring someone to take some cash, Yang Yang still didn't pay attention to it.

After Yang Yang met Yang Meng back then, it was easy to turn positive, and although Yang Meng disappeared over the years, with various dividends, Yang Yang was still promoted to the position of vice president.

Although Yang Meng is not a top customer now, Yang Yang still pays attention to maintaining the relationship between customers here, after all, Yang Meng is her first 'noble'. But Yang Meng has disappeared for so many years, this is a well-known thing, Zete asked her to bring someone to transport a sum of cash?

Who still uses cash these days?

But since Zete said so, she still brought someone to Yang Meng's villa: here she is also familiar with all kinds of gifts and benefits in the bank during the New Year's holidays: although they are not lacking, the attitude must be expressed.

As a result, when she brought someone into the room and saw a room full of dollars, Yang Yang and the others were completely dumbfounded:, how much is this!

Only then did Yang Yang realize that he had made a big mistake! He hurriedly contacted the bank to send additional personnel, opened a new foreign currency cash account, and lightly clicked the money together, burned four money detectors, and counted the money for a whole day before the money was cleared.

Yang Yang's mouth is almost grinning to the root of his ears------ how can such a big customer be maintained? Oh, Zete is not Yang Meng, if it is Yang Meng, it is better to say, what does Zete like? How good is it if Yang Meng is still there?

She didn't know that Yang Meng had returned, and Yang Meng was not at home, where did he go?

This time I went to the hospital to visit Hu Erdu.

Speaking of which, Hu Erstunned has definitely not looked at the yellow calendar when he went out recently!

Hu Er was stunned and stayed at Yang Meng's house for a New Year, playing happily, but when he went home, he was dumbfounded.

He bought a new Porsche Cayenne a year ago, and he originally went out to show off during the New Year, but he didn't drive it when he went to Yang Meng's house, after all, Yang Meng hadn't come back at that time, so his parents couldn't help but be sad when they saw that they had changed to a new car. So he left the car downstairs in the parking lot.

As a result, when he returned from Yang Meng, he was dumbfounded: the whole train of his newly bought Porsche Cayenne was scratched! The black body turned into a small blackboard, people drew various patterns with small stones, and the windshield was also smashed with stones!

He hurriedly looked for the property to call up the monitoring to check the ins and outs of the matter, he thought that he had offended someone, but after seeing the ins and outs of the matter, he was angry: This is the handwriting of four bear children!

The four bear children didn't know what to think, so they set off firecrackers in his car, scratched around the body and drew a target on the windshield, and the four of them took turns throwing stones to see who hit the target!

Through monitoring, Hu Erstunned found the families of these bear children, and the families of these children were quite reasonable: We lost money for the sins our children did. So what else can you say since you said that? Go to the 4S store to assess the damage!

As a result, after the damage assessment results came out, a series of a series such as painting the whole vehicle and replacing the windshield totaled 28,000 yuan.

This number is easy to share, four bear children, 7,000 yuan per family.

As a result, when they heard this number, the four family members became anxious, and they didn't lose money when they slept in their sleep, saying that Hu Erji was killing them! It's just a matter of changing paint and glass, how can it be so expensive? Do you think you're driving a Koenigsegg supercar? Go to a repair shop and change it, and you'll be done for 2,000 yuan!

Another parent said something even more annoying: Don't you have insurance? Just let the insurance pay you for it! 28,000 repair costs? You think it's beautiful! You don't want to kill yourself if you want money? Then let's see you in court!

Yes, see you in court!

Hu Er was stunned and sued all the four bear children's families in court, and in addition to demanding maintenance costs, he also claimed compensation for car depreciation costs! This is not as simple as 28,000 repair costs!

When the four families received the court summons, they also knew that they were nervous, some people were still dying, and some people found Hu Erstunned and wanted to be private, but Hu Erstunned said that he would not withdraw the lawsuit, and you didn't grasp the opportunity at the beginning! What kind of bear children there are, what kind of parents! As the guardian of the child, you must be responsible for the child's behavior!

I don't know if it's because of this, Hu Er's buttocks have a big boil. Generally speaking, patients with such boils are lumps caused by sitting still for a long time and the skin is not breathable, and programmers often suffer from this disease. And Hu Er's boil is a bit troublesome: probably because of the friction, it has begun to suppurate, and it has grown bigger and bigger, and the longer it grows, the longer it becomes, the more bulging it becomes, and now Hu Er's butt hurts whether he is walking or sitting.

So Hu Erxuan called Di Wei and asked him to see for himself how to deal with this boil.

Di Wei called Yang Meng as soon as he knew about this, and asked him to come and see the excitement.

So he rode his new batmobile to the municipal hospital: although the car is troublesome to control and tired to ride, he can only lie on his stomach, but this car is so cool that you can't put it at home and enjoy it yourself?

When Yang Meng parked the motorcycle in his own motorcycle parking space of the municipal hospital, the security guard Lao Zhao recognized him, Yang Meng quickly told him not to tell others about his coming, and entered the hospital with a big sunglasses that covered his face to find Di Wei.

Di Wei also dressed up Yang Meng, and brought him a white coat and white hat, as well as a big mask and goggles, which were heavily armed.

When he had just disguised Yang Meng, Hu Erstunned went to the municipal hospital to find Di Wei, and Yang Meng wanted to laugh when he looked at his walking, but after all, Hu Erstunned was too familiar with himself, and he hurriedly pretended to work at the computer.

"Di Wei, help!" Hu Er was stunned and shouted when he saw Di Wei: "I'm going to sleep on my stomach when I sleep now!

Di Wei gave him a blank look: "What are you doing with such a big person, take off your pants and let me see!"

"Huh, take off your pants directly?" Hu Er was stunned after hearing this.

Di Wei said: "Nonsense, me."

How do you know what's wrong with you without looking at your ass? Or I'll find a female doctor to take a look?"

"Come on, you!" Hu Er was stunned and said: "There are no female doctors in your department who are under the age of forty-five, do you think I don't know?" But Di Wei, it's okay for you to show me, but don't tell Mengmeng about this!"

"Ah, what's the matter with my master?" Di Wei asked curiously after glancing at Yang Meng, who was pretending to work over there.

Hu Er rolled his eyes: "Don't think I don't know how you toss Xiao Peng, one of you people is a bad seed." ”

Di Wei heard it: "Oh, those two stunned, you go to another hospital to see it!"

"Don't mind!" Hu Er was stunned and hurriedly said: "It's okay if I say the wrong thing?" ”

"Take off your pants!" Di Wei said.

Hu Er was stunned but looked at Yang Meng, who was sitting on the side and pretending to work: "Your colleague。。。。。。 ”

Di Wei pointed at Yang Meng and said: "This is the anorectal department of our hospital, and the butts that people have seen are not 100,000 but 80,000, and they are willing to see your ass?"

After listening to Di Wei's words, Hu Er was stunned and reluctantly took off his pants and pouted his buttocks: "Look at what's going on?"

Di Wei took a closer look at Hu Er's stunned buttocks, put on his gloves and pressed it: "Well, it's right to be sure it's a boil, but you're too big, right? And it's suppurated。。。。。。 It's not easy!"

"What's the point?" Hu Er was startled when he heard this.

Di Wei comforted: "Oh, two stunned, don't be nervous, what I said is not easy to do means that the anti-inflammatory injection should not have much effect, otherwise the second stunned, just do an operation, a knife will cut the boil and put the pus in you,"

"Huh, so serious?" Hu Er was startled when he heard this.

Di Wei said helplessly: "A serious fart, it is to inject a local anesthetic in your buttocks, and you will cut it for you without knowing anything, and you will treat it as a big pimple." It's just that pimples are on the face, and yours is on the ass!"

"Your pimples only grow on your buttocks!" Hu Erstunned protested.

Di Wei said impatiently: "Hey, in the end, I put the words here, if you are treated with injections, you will be uncomfortable for at least a week or two, and if you cut it, you can quickly return to normal life." I still have to work, don't you hurry up. Why, are you still afraid of such a small operation? It doesn't hurt at all after the anesthetic, and when it grows, it's just a scar the size of multiple fingernails on your buttocks, and you still eat on your buttocks?"

Hu Er snorted coldly: "You can't learn from Pan Peiyu, people learn medical skills from your master, and what you learn from your master is to drive a train with a mouth!

As a result, Di Wei turned his head and asked Yang Meng: "Doctor Shi, is there still a place in the outpatient operating room now?"

Yang Meng was stunned for a moment, and didn't know how to answer, but Di Wei walked directly to Yang Meng and clicked a few clicks on the office software inside with the mouse and said: "Second stunned, now the outpatient operating room is full, and there are still many people queuing, you are not a major operation, otherwise we are here, I will be the chief surgeon, and the 'division' doctor will be the deputy surgeon, your operation is also a trivial matter, and there are no outsiders for the three of us in the whole process, I will take the guy and we will do this operation." ”

"Did you do it?" Hu Er blinked after hearing this.

Di Wei said: "This is not a major operation, it can be done in five minutes." You don't have to be so sore all the time!"

"Well, then I'm sorry for you! I really can't stand this boil!" Hu Er said stunned.

Di Wei smiled: "Don't worry, there is no trouble with a light knife, I will go get the anesthetic, you take off your pants and lie on the platform and wait for me." ”

When Di Wei came back with the anesthetic, Hu Er was stunned and half of his pants were taken off and lying on the workbench.

"Stunned, take off all your pants. Di Wei said: "Otherwise, if you want to struggle when you are in pain, you won't be able to break your legs." ”

Hu Er was stunned for a black line: "Didn't you say it didn't hurt?"

"I'm afraid you'll react to the anesthetic, come on, take off your pants. Di Wei said.

What else could Hu Er do if he was stunned? He took off his pants and lay on his side on the workbench.

"Doctor Shi, come and see this boil!" Di Wei beckoned to Yang Meng.

Yang Meng came over and looked at it and subconsciously said, "Damn, it's so big." ”

That is, fortunately, he was wearing a mask, and he said this behind Hu Erstun's back, Hu Ershou was just nervous about his ass at this time, and he didn't hear that it was him.

Di Wei said to Yang Meng with a color: "'Doctor', I won't tell you, I've seen a lot of boils and swells in the hospital for so long, and this one is definitely the largest, and it is not only big, but also elastic and swollen, and the luster is even better." ”

Yang Meng held back a laugh, changed a voice and said, "This is swollen skin and looks colored." Ass, ass, are you swollen? Hahahaha. ”

Hu Er was stunned and lay on the operating table with a black line on his face: "Hey, Di Wei, you cut it for me! Why did you start standing there and talking coldly?"

"The anesthesia hasn't been hit yet, I'll cut you for you now, jump up?" After Di Wei finished speaking, he pressed his hand next to Hu Er's boil: "Er, you can't wipe your butt clean!"

Hu Er was speechless and said: "Dude, my boils grow on the buttocks and don't they grow in the gutter, can your focus be correct?"

Di Wei looked left and right there: "Second stunned, you can't lie on your side, this posture has a sense of pressure on boils, and there is no way to perform surgery." ”

Hu Er was puzzled and asked, "Then what posture should I have?"

"Oh, the butt should be in the middle of the half-cocked position. Di Wei said.

Hu Er was dumbfounded: "Di Wei, you're not playing with me, are you?"

Di Wei said: "Second stunned, you haven't known me for a day or two, I'll joke about other things, when have I ever joked about this healing and saving people。。。。。。? Forget it, you cooperate with us, 'teacher' doctor, you can help me. You carry that side, I carry this side, come and come. ”

Di Wei, with the cooperation of Yang Meng, raised Hu Ershuang's legs and moved Hu Ershuang's buttocks, and finally put Hu Ershuang into a posture that Di Wei thought was convenient to start. Then Di Wei injected Hu Erzhuo

anesthetic needle: "You wait here, the anesthesia will start to cut after the anesthesia has worked!"

After he finished speaking, he also found a blue medical surgical cloth and put it on Hu Er's buttocks.

Hu Er was stunned: "Di Wei, what are you doing with a piece of cloth for me?"

Di Wei said with a disgusted face: "Second stunned, don't you usually watch TV? Who doesn't have to cover a piece of cloth to expose only the place where the knife is used? Let me tell you, this is for your own good, the operation was bleeding and pus, and you can't wear it on your clothes? Can you take a shower now? When you get on the operating table, you will listen to the doctor! If I knew that you are talking so much nonsense, I should have given you a general anesthesia and let you faint directly!"

Hu Er was stunned and shut up, and now people are holding knives to their butts!

Di Wei kept pressing Hu Er's boil nearby: "Do you feel it?"

After a while, the anesthetic took effect, and Di Wei began to cut the boils on Hu Er's buttocks.

Hu Er was stunned and lay there with an exclamation on his face: "Oh, I'll go, this is anesthetic? You used the knife, right?"

Di Wei nodded: "Yes, is there any problem?"

Hu Er was stunned and said: "There's no problem, it's just that it feels too illusory, I can feel the knife scratching my buttocks, but I don't feel the pain, this feeling is too unreal。。。。。。 I suddenly thought of a question: Di Wei, do you say that your master is also like this, and he doesn't feel pain?"

Di Wei tilted his head and glanced at Yang Meng, Yang Meng pinched his throat and answered this question: "He will definitely know that it hurts, if Dr. Di's master doesn't know that it hurts, then it will be called a miserable, maybe he will die a long time ago!"

"Huh, what do you mean?" asked Hu Erzhuo curiously.

Yang Meng said: "There is a kind of person in the world who does not know what 'pain' is from birth, which is a disease called 'congenital painlessness'. ”

Di Wei said: "Well, people with this disease are really miserable. ”

"I don't know if it hurts?" Hu Er was stunned as if he had forgotten that he was having surgery and chatted with Di Wei.

Di Wei explained: "If you don't know the pain, it means that you have to endure more pain. This 'painlessness' does not mean that the patient has turned on the invincible mode, but that the brain makes the patient think that he has turned on the invincible mode, and you have no way to get the damage in time, and you will be more likely to suffer from life-threatening than ordinary people. For example, if you have a boil, you can't stand the pain so you come to the hospital for treatment, but if you have no pain, then you don't care about the boil, and finally the whole butt is rotten before you pay attention to it. Which outcome do you say is more terrible?"

Hu Er was stunned and said: "But I still don't think it's better to know the pain, you see it's like I'm going to have surgery now, if I don't have anesthetic, I can go into shock!"

Di Wei didn't stop the knife in his hand, but he continued: "A few years ago, the "Lancet" once introduced the medical records of a Minnesota girl named Gobby Kinlasi, she didn't have any pain since she was born, she liked to gnaw her fingers when she was a child, if no one stopped her, she could gnaw her fingers until the flesh and blood were blurred and even the bones could be seen, and she chewed her tongue like bubble gum when she was fine, and finally her parents had no choice but to pull out all her teeth. It turned out to be useless, and she later poked her eyes blind when she rubbed them。。。。。。 Do you really think that pain is good? If it is really good, how is it a disease? The so-called painless disease is a general term for a hereditary disease that mainly damages the sensory nerves and autonomic nerves. And that's not the worst thing, the scariest thing is the painless and anhidrosis. That is because the patient does not know the pain and does not sweat, the patient has repeated high fevers, and he died almost before the age of three when he got this disease!

Hu Er shook his head desperately: "It's scary to let you say this, but the prevalence of this disease shouldn't be high, right?"

Di Wei nodded: "It's not high, it's a rare disease, like I said, 'painless and sweatless' is even rarer, and the global incidence is only one in a billion." ”

"It's okay, it's okay. Hu Er was stunned.

As a result, Di Wei tilted his head and said, "Master。。。。。。 Doctor, do you know a patient who is painless and hihidrosis?"

Yang Meng was stunned: "Me?"

Di Wei nodded and said: "Yes, Xiao Peng also knows, saying that the president of Augusta Company suddenly got such an illness after a trip to Las Vegas, because he couldn't sweat, he could only live in a 24-26 degree environment." If there is a change in temperature, it is easy to have a high fever and die. And I don't know the pain yet. It turned out that he was also a man, but now。。。。。。 It's a fight with Deadpool!

Hu Er was stunned and overjoyed: "That's it?"

Di Wei said: "I said a long time ago that this is not a major operation, don't be in a hurry to move first, you can't suture it now, there are still some residual pus, you have to wait for them to melt into gauze before you can stitch it, go to the ward for two days, and you will basically be fine after the stitching." ”

Hu Er was stunned "oh": "I'll just keep this posture?"

"Well, hold it for ten minutes. Di Wei said: "Hey, I was stunned, I suddenly found that your ass was quite upright!"

Yang Meng couldn't hold it back: "You just found out? As soon as he took off his pants just now, I could see that he looked like a foreign girl who had buttocks augmentation surgery." ”

"You can't use 'one' for the butt, you can use 'one' to describe it, and you will find it even more warped!" Di Wei said.

"Really? I'll try。。。。。。 Hey, it's really what you said, it's better to use the word 'peach', no wonder they all say 'peach buttocks', this unit is good!" Yang Meng stretched out his thumb.

Di Wei shook his head: "But a man's butt can't be described by the word 'peach buttocks', right?"

"What's the word for that?Corgi buttocks?" Yang Meng asked!

"That's a good word!hahahaha!" Di Wei laughed.

Hu Er tilted his head with difficulty to look in the direction where Yang Meng and Di Wei were standing, but as soon as he turned his head, he was stunned: "This 。。。。。。 What are you doing with your phone?"

"Video!" Yang Meng replied as a matter of course: "Di Wei, it's right to follow the master, right? Kill Peng Peng first and then Er Stunned, with these two videos in hand, it's no problem for them to go bankrupt if we can eat!

"The surname is Yang!I'll fight with you!" Hu Erfang got up from the workbench in a daze, but fell to the ground with a 'poof'.

Yang Meng and Di Wei looked at each other: "Erleng, is this stupid? Did he forget that he had beaten his buttocks?"