Chapter 85: Lu Wenbao and Siguan Mei, and the daughter educates her father
Zhang Xiao got up, step by step, and quietly walked in the direction of the bathroom.
When he was about to get to the bathroom door, he suddenly heard the sound of the door, who was coming? Zhang Xiao hurriedly hid behind the door of Lu Zimeng's bedroom.
Zhang Xiao saw from the crack in the door that it turned out to be Lu Zimeng's mother. "Mengmeng, why don't you close the door when you take a bath? What if outsiders come to our house and see it? Girls should pay attention, not like boys. ”
"Oh, got it, Mom, why did you come back so quickly?" asked Lu Zimeng from the bathroom.
"I'll come back and get something, I'm going to go out soon!"
"Oh. ”
Soon, Lu Zimeng's mother took her things and left home again.
Zhang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief. Not as stressful as expected. I thought that after Lu Zimeng's parents came back, their own situation would be more dangerous and easier to be discovered.
Zhang Xiao wanted to come out from behind the door again, but at this time, he heard Lu Zimeng's footsteps coming out of the bathroom.
At this time, the slippers that Lu Zimeng wears are not as good as wearing sneakers. At least Zhang Xiao's aesthetic is like this, I think she reacts faster when she wears sneakers, and she will look more energetic!
Immediately, Zhang Xiao saw through the crack in the door that Lu Zimeng had changed into white themed sneakers, and instantly became more energetic!
Zhang Xiao, who was hiding there, was so excited: Wow! How do you know that I love white sneakers! If you wear high-heeled sandals, you must be beautiful!
But Lu Zimeng failed to do what he wanted. Sit there and cross Erlang's legs and start playing with his phone.
The beautiful girl is also very mysterious on Erlang's legs!
Lu Zimeng sent a WeChat message to the 'Constellation Master': "Are you not there? Do you think that person will come to me? What is my fate with him? It's the boy wearing a mask I met in the clothing store!"
Zhang Xiao replied: I will come to you, and I will sleep with you in my arms!
When Lu Zimeng saw it, she immediately blushed a little, and her legs were clamped tighter......
Zhang Xiao took a look, why is her action so beautiful? Now she should be selected as the first place in the world's sexy girl list, right?
Definitely number one, that's a must!
I didn't expect that the girl's film would also be stimulated by the text language, and she blushed and heartbeat instantly!
Zhang Xiao didn't know this before, and he thought that only married women would ......
I didn't expect it to be so cute, and it looked like a one-place road posture is cute......
Lu Zimeng's WeChat: "Why do you speak so straightforwardly!What do you mean by sleeping with me in your arms?" smiled, and suddenly became sexy, the most beautiful girl in the universe at this moment is definitely her!
Zhang Xiao replied in a text: The master has always been like this, never beating around the bush, and I guess you are thinking about him now.
Her face was flushed, and she crossed her legs tightly, not thinking that it was impossible! I wonder how she was obscene-my? fantasizing about pulling my little hands with me before the moon? Or fighting fiercely on the bed in the hotel? Or maybe it was in the field outdoors......
The girl's mind is the most difficult to guess, I don't understand it, who said this? It's not in line with the truth at all, I can guess what Lu Zimeng is thinking now, she is fantasizing about ...... with me.
Lu Zimeng read the text on WeChat and scolded: "Paralyzed, how do you know so much, I ......" and shy, but her legs were tighter, and she lay down on the sofa gently.
Zhang Xiao, who was hiding behind the door: Do I have the obligation to go over and give her a hug now? Or don't you, it will scare her.
Although Lu Zimeng wants me very much now, but I suddenly appeared, she may not be able to accept it! So don't be impatient, don't be reckless! Zhang Xiao hinted at himself.
Zhang Xiao is quite nervous at the moment, and wants to go out and tell Lu Zimeng, the person you miss is in front of you, don't fantasize, let's get it real. But control yourself, knowing that this won't work, you'll mess things up!
This state of mind is impossible without being nervous.
At this time, Lu Zimeng's father, Lu Wenbao, suddenly entered the door and saw his daughter who was alone on the sofa: "What are you doing?" As a person who has come over, he can naturally see at a glance that his daughter is missing a certain person of the opposite sex, but this matter cannot be exposed! After all, this is not an exception, not to mention the eldest girl of seventeen or eighteen, even if she is younger, she may miss a star or something.
"I ......" Lu Zimeng quickly opened her legs easily, no longer tightly crossed, and the corners of her forehead were sweating, "I didn't do anything." "Of course not. No matter how cheerful a girl is, she doesn't dare to admit it to her father, right?
Lu Wenbao: "I don't say I study hard at home! I know how to watch TV and play with my mobile phone! And I just surf the Internet and have entertainment like this all day long, what will I do in the future? You should be a literate pillar of society!" He deliberately wanted to criticize his daughter in order to ease her embarrassment. Which girl sweats cross-legged and won't be embarrassed to be found by her father?
Lu Zimeng: "Oh, today is the rest time!" replied casually. I didn't blame my dad for disturbing her 'good things'.
Lu Wenbao: "You should also study during your rest time, there is so much pressure on employment now! You haven't seen it, many college graduates can't find jobs! If you don't work hard, sooner or later you will be eliminated by this society! Don't say that your parents haven't educated you well! It's you who are disobedient!"
Lu Wenbao was very casual, sat down on the sofa, then opened a can of beer and began to drink. Then light a cigarette.
Lu Zimeng: "Hey, Dad, why are you smoking again! This is not good for your health, and it pollutes the environment!"
Lu Wenbao disagreed: "It's okay, I smoke a lot now! What are you afraid of, it's not the big smoke in the factory." That's a drizzle!"
Zhang Xiao who is hiding: Your father's personality is very similar to mine, they are all hanging, some people say that girls like men with similar personalities to their fathers, it seems to be right!
At least here in Lu Zimeng, yes!
Lu Zimeng's face was helpless: "You are really no one, Dad! I should really educate you well!"
Lu Wenbao smiled, I just educated her, she actually wants to educate me, this bear child, I think she can say what kind of words, "educate me, why do you want to educate Dad?"
Lu Zimeng saw that her father listened attentively, so she said: "Educate you to pay attention to your health and environmental protection! Look, you smoke dozens of cigarettes a day, isn't it very harmful to your own body? And it also pollutes the surrounding environment, not only your family members are polluted by the second-hand smoke you make, but even your neighbors can smell it.
Zhang Xiao was in awe of her in his heart: Yes! This is the rhythm of showing the little domineering! The sonorous and gentle girl is so charming!
Lu Wenbao really didn't know what to say for a while, and what his daughter said was all the truth, how could he refute this? But he was still a bit slippery: "What, where is it so exaggerated as you say! And the neighbors can smell it, how is that possible? Do you think their noses are worse than police dogs?" He continued to smoke and spit out a smoke ring.
Zhang Xiao: Yes, this character is that the smoke ring is not as good-looking as I blow!
Lu Zimeng argued: "Why can't I smell it! Some people in the neighborhood don't smoke, they must be disgusted!"
Lu Zimeng continued: "There is also the matter of alcoholism, I also want to educate you!"
Lu Wenbao was stunned, what day is today? Women are in power, hen Si Chen's rhythm? Bear children are endless!
Lu Zimeng: "It's okay to drink less wine." The teacher said that he also drank it, but he must pay attention to the amount, because if the amount is too much, it will be very bad! It will hurt the liver and spleen and stomach! And it will also damage the brain......
Lu Wenbao: "Hey, wait, there's a bird damage to your brain? You haven't heard of Li Baidou's hundred poems?"
Lu Zimeng: "What! Why are you so quibble! Li Bai drinks alcohol, and he is a poet, and his work needs it." You can't write without drinking, and you don't write poetry, you drink so much all day long! Yesterday you drank several bottles, and I'll count them for you!"
Lu Wenbao: "Why don't you write poetry?" In that case, your father is also a poet.
Lu Zimeng didn't know whether to cry or laugh, this father, he can't be said to be old-fashioned, he has a little savings, he is rich in the countryside, but the whole person is too casual no matter what he wears or every move, and his temperament is very obvious.
Lu Zimeng: "Then you make a song and I'll listen to it?" I don't think you can do it, so you know to brag!
Lu Wenbao took off his shirt at once, and then: "I'm brewing, take off your clothes, so you can relax." ”
Lu Zimeng gave a look,! Pick up clothes in front of her daughter, it's too ungentle!
Lu Wenbao: "Okay! I'll have a seven-character quatrain!"
Lu Zimeng's eyes,, and a seven-word quatrain, I see what kind of seven-word quatrain you make!
Lu Wenbao took a puff and spit out the smoke ring, and then: "My daughter Lu Zimeng, she said she wouldn't let me smoke, but I just wanted to smoke, and I had to spit out the smoke ring." ”
Lu Zimeng was so speechless that he couldn't describe it in words! If it wasn't for his father, he would just be rude! "This, this, this is also called poetry? Why are you embarrassed Dad? Li Bai's poems are very romantic, and the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, look at you, who wouldn't be like a vernacular?"
Of course, Lu Wenbao was not convinced: "What kind of vernacular text!
Lu Zimeng was too lazy to quarrel with her, and the quarrel was fruitless. So he did not speak. Pick up your phone......
Lu Wenbao stretched out his head to look at her mobile phone screen, and saw the words 'sleeping with you in his arms': "Who are you talking to? Why do you still say that you sleep with you? This is not good! You are too young to be so open!"
Lu Zimeng wanted to cry and laugh, why did this old man say everything: "I'm chatting with a constellation master, he said that I have been peach blossoms recently! There may be handsome guys who want to hug me......" and then he was ashamed and didn't say a full sentence.
Lu Wenbao: "What kind of constellation master? Don't believe that kind of thing, it's all a lie! You wait, it won't be long before he will charge under various pretexts! Such a person cheats money is the goal, and there is no real talent to learn!"
Of course, Lu Zimeng won't believe his father's words, she believes in her own feelings. The 'Constellation Master' was so accurate just now, she saw it with her own eyes. And he didn't mention the charges!
Lu Zimeng glanced at his father next to him and saw that there was a lot of fat on his belly: "Hey, you should lose weight! No wonder my mother says you're fat all day long!"
Lu Wenbao: "Lose a bird! How good a fat man is! This is called fat body and wide heart, the fatter you are, the more handsome you are! What should I say about your woman's aesthetics?"
Lu Zimeng was even more helpless, where could anyone talk to her daughter like this, it was too unreasonable: "......" but she didn't know how to say it.
At this time, Lu Zimeng's mother, Guan Mei, came back. Zhang Xiao, who was hiding there, glanced through the crack in the door and hurriedly retracted his head. Yes, she is dressed like this, which can be regarded as charming and sexy!
With such beautiful elders, it's no wonder that Lu Zimeng is cute and moving!
Siguan Mei glanced at her husband on the sofa: "You didn't cook?"
Lu Wenbao: "No, I'm not as delicious as you make!"
The chief officer Mei was a little displeased, but she went to the kitchen anyway and started cooking.
Lu Zimeng got up, and Zhang Xiao hurriedly hid under the bed.
Lu Zimeng entered his room, then changed out of his sneakers and put on sandals. Zhang Xiao under the bed: Wow! She is so charming in high-heeled sandals! I really want to stretch out my hand......
Lu Zimeng picked up a skirt, and then muttered: "It's weird, it seems that someone moved my skirt?"
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed is so nervous, I moved just now, but put it back in its place, can you see this?
Lu Zimeng went out: "Dad, did you come to my room to rummage?"
Lu Wenbao: "No, what am I doing in your room?"
Lu Zimeng asked the direction of the kitchen: "Mom, did you go to my room to rummage things?"
"No, I don't. Siguan Mei was a little puzzled, and then continued to cook.
Lu Zimeng returned to the boudoir, sat on the bed, and muttered: "It's weird, someone seems to have been in my room?
Zhang Xiao under the bed is so nervous, you must not look for it! You have a big personality, why are you so careful now?
Zhang Xiao's forehead was already sweating.