Chapter 034: Can it not be a pig?
Outside the crowd, Hao Fei stood stupidly, the drink in his arms was gone, and only one bottle was held in his left and right hands.
He didn't dare to squeeze into the crowd, because such a fat man made him feel so strange and dazed.
The fat man saw through the gap in the crowd and waved his hand: "Little fatty, what are you doing stupidly, let's go, go back to the dormitory." ”
"Fat ...... Brother, I still have to do hygiene. Hao Fei explained awkwardly.
The fat man walked over, reached out and took the drink in his hand, opened the lid, raised his head and drank most of the bottle, and then glared: "You say, we have been volunteering to do logistics for a long time, what are we doing?"
"Hug your thighs. He Fei shrunk his shoulders and joined hands, stood stiffly, and answered honestly.
"You're stupid, aren't you? Now it's bigger than your thighs, who can be as thick as your fat brother and me, if you don't hug me, what else do you want?"
"Like...... That's right. ”
"Let's go, go back to the dormitory. ”
The fat man said, and walked out shoulder to shoulder with Hao Fei.
"Tu Qian, you wait. ”
Lin Lin shouted to the fat man, and said with kind eyebrows: "Can you tell everyone where the dark ability comes from, so as not to speculate wildly, by the way, you can also have a consistent voice to the outside world in the future." ”
The fat man hesitated a little, according to what he learned in the Warcraft class, there are only two or three kinds of dark Warcraft, but none of them can be comparable to the scale and momentum of the pair of giant eyes.
At the beginning, the fat man felt that the Young King Championship was far away from him, and when he found out that he could play the second son of Yan Hongting, who had played the 4th stage of the E-level, he had some ideas.
In the end, stimulated by Yuan Meng's condition, the fat man finally decided to come to the competition.
Rushing over in a hurry, the fat man expected to deal with a group of small scumbags, and he didn't need to use his abilities at all, so he didn't lie.
Lin Lin's question stumped the fat man.
So, the fat man looked at Chu Xiong for help, and the latter's eyes were burning, like a curious baby, and he wanted to know what the hell it was than Lin Lin.
No way, the fat man shrugged his shoulders and was about to perform a tried-and-true trick - I don't know!
"I know, I know. ”
Xu Tingting jumped out and said serious nonsense: "The predecessor of Qian Qian, there must be someone who has eaten the Netherworld Pig by chance, and only it meets all the characteristics." The dark system of Warcraft is the most precious, so the Nether Pig belongs to the top-secret level of information, and there is no Warcraft in the school, and everyone may not have heard of it. And I, too, know from the D-class senior in my family who has a deep family background, that Nether Pigs are very rare, and there have never been a few in history. ”
This money is really harsh, Lin Lin looked at the fat man, and then looked at Xu Tingting with thin arms and legs, and her mentality couldn't help but collapse a little.
Forget it, collapse and collapse, leave it alone.
Lin Lin was more concerned about the fat man's ability, so he asked, "Classmate Tu Qian, are you indeed a ghost pig?"
"It should ...... Right. ”
The fat man nodded slowly, his heart was even more broken, and he almost yelled at Xu Tingting if we can't be pigs.
The fat man's face was full of resentment, but Xu Tingting looked up and down at the fat man's body, pursed her mouth, held back a smile, and blinked her big eyes that could talk, as if she was saying that with your figure, no one believed it.
"It's the Nether Pig, look at him, he slept for a day and a night, and he woke up a few hours ago, and now he yawns all day long, and he is so sleepy, except for the pig, have you ever seen someone who can sleep like this?" Xu Tingting immediately mended the knife.
The fat man's sleepiness gradually deepened, his head was dizzy, his eyelids couldn't be opened, and he did yawn all day.
Everyone was full of suspicions, but when they saw this, they couldn't help but believe it.
Even Lin Lin smiled knowingly and said, "Tu Qian, you go back to sleep first, and the rest will be talked about tomorrow." ”
"Thank you, mentor. ”
The fat man bowed respectfully, and couldn't help but yawn halfway.
Yawning is a physiological instinct, I want to stop, my mouth is wide open, I didn't succeed for a long time, and everyone couldn't help it.
The fat man was a little embarrassed, his old face was red, and he glared at Xu Tingting viciously, and he had the urge to strangle her to death.
Xu Tingting raised her head and raised her chest, with a provocative expression, that style, she was looking forward to the fat man going up and pinching it, and then teased him half to death by the way.
"There is no lower limit for goblins and hooligans, and they can't afford to be provoked. ”
The fat man pulled Hao Fei and fled.
The fat man was tired and sleepy, and he was still very hungry, so halfway, he slowed down slightly, snatched the drink that He Fei stupidly grabbed in his hand, and poured two points full.
Starting again, the fat man heard that there was no movement behind him for a long time, and he couldn't help but look back in surprise and said, "Little fatty, why are you stupid there?"
"You don't have credit. Hao Fei's face was full of resentment.
"Why am I out of credit?"
"Said to pounce on a dog together, but you quietly boiled your head. ”
"That...... Accident, pure accident. ”
"Fat brother, then you will cover me in the future. ”
"Don't worry, since I was a child, I will be your brother. One world, two brothers, who am I not covering you?"
"Hehe, thank you, fat brother. Fat brother, are you still hungry, I'll go out and buy you something to eat. ”
"No, I can't wait for you to come back, I'm so sleepy now, I guess I'll have to sleep all day like I did yesterday. ”
"Fat brother, are you really eating a ghost pig?"
"I mention that word again, I'm in a hurry with you. ”
"Fat brother, you go slowly, wait for me ......"
The fat man rode in the dust, and Hao Fei was behind, chasing with a stammering face.
After entering the dormitory, the fat man took a shower at a flying speed, and then gave Yuan Xi a message of "everything is going well", and fell asleep.
Well, in the message, the fat man also added a pouting kissing expression and skinned it hard.
For Yuan Xi, the fat man dared to go under the skin behind his back, and he didn't dare to give him ten dares in front of him.
The fat man was asleep here, and in the hospital, Yuan Meng was drinking white porridge with relish, and the side dishes - the remaining one and a half double-headed abalone.
Yesterday, I went to the door to buy a gruel and mustard for more than 20 yuan, and the sisters had to suffer for a long time.
And now, Yuan Meng has just been injected with a million-dollar D-class demon white dolphin gene potion, and he can still enjoy such a luxurious supper, the sisters feel strange in their hearts.
"Sister, I want to interview you, what do you think about the fat brother?" Yuan Meng swallowed the abalone slices in his mouth beautifully, and asked cautiously.
"Didn't you say that if you are cured, you will give me to him?" Yuan Xi rolled his eyes.
"That's a joke, I know, you have a male god in your heart, that person is your junior, from the Demon Capital Branch, with perseverance and talent, jumped to the main school, and made a promise to you, to win the championship of this Demon City King Tournament to propose to you, but ......"
"But what?"
"The fat brother is not as tall as him, and he is not as handsome, but the fat brother is fat, look closely, and he is not ugly. Besides, fat has the benefits of being fat. ”
"The benefits of being fat?"
"Being hugged by the fat brother, it's comfortable, it comes with a meat pad, and it's ...... People are fat, isn't that fatter everywhere?"
"Fat everywhere?"
Yuan Xi muttered and repeated, suddenly staring at her eyes, Xia Fei's cheeks, and she wanted to hit her when she raised her hand.
Yuan Meng hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his head, and smiled evilly.
"You little rotten girl, the hospital hasn't been able to shut up your rippling little spring heart, huh, when the illness is cured, I will send you to your fat brother immediately. ”
"Okay, okay, but I'm afraid that the fat brother will only treat me as a sister all the time, uh......"
Yuan Meng realized that he was being tricked, and it was too late.
Yuan Xi's face sank like water, and he didn't speak for a long time, and after a long time, he sighed faintly: "Xiaomeng, my sister's biggest wish is that you can get better, like other girls, you can jump and jump, and be healthy." When you get better, whatever you want, my sister will support you. However, even if you are cured, you will not be able to officially have a boyfriend until you are at least 18 years old. ”
"Sister, the biological age of girls is not two or three years earlier than that of boys...... Is it?"
Yuan Meng pulled out a long tail note, knowing that he had said the wrong thing again, so he quickly shut up and squeezed his face and smiled awkwardly.
Yuan Xi's forehead was bruised, and he was about to have a seizure, when a message popped up on his mobile phone on the bedside table: "Everything goes well!"
In the back, there is also a kissing expression.
Yuan Meng leaned his head and saw it, and said happily: "Fat brother, your guts have become fat, hehe." ”
Yuan Xi cut off a slice of abalone, stuffed it into her mouth, and said viciously: "You can't stop your mouth when you eat." ”
Yuan Mengmei chewed and hesitated: "Sister, have you ever thought about that little rich woman?" uh...... Don't look at me like that, I'm afraid, she took the initiative so much, what should she do if she seduced the fat brother and ran away?"
"The heart belongs, the rest is difficult to get into, and the man who can be easily hooked away, what are you going to do. ”
"Sister, you're wrong. ”
"What's wrong?"
"Women are born with advantages in both sexes, coquettish and cute, crying, making trouble and hanging themselves, in case they meet a bold and bold again, faceless and skinless, then it is really a woman chasing a man, and the interlayer yarn is over. The fat brother is a little virgin who has never even pulled a girl's little hand, how can he withstand these ......"
"And then?"
"Hehe, I don't have to wait until I am an adult, sister, can you help me stabilize the fat brother first?"
"What's the way to stabilize it?"
"Give him some sweetness. ”
"Sweet? No, you've been going around for a long time, just to get me to agree to be his girlfriend, right? You're really his good sister. ”
"Sister, how can you misunderstand me so much? It hurts my heart so much, I see that we are sisters, and in line with the principle that fat water does not flow to outsiders, I generously gave you the fat brother for a few years. ”
"Alright, put away your little thoughts...... Actually, Xiaomeng, you misunderstood, that junior brother can only be regarded as a pursuer at best, what kind of male god is it. In the past few years, I have been busy and anxious, and I have no idea at all. ”
"Ahh
He ...... It's just a madman, he refuses on the spot, I'm afraid he will do something extreme and hurt us. I don't refuse, I hope he will retreat in the face of difficulties, the championship, which is so easy to win. ”
"Ha, I'm relieved, next time he comes, I'll let the fat brother beat him to death. ”
"You, be good to your fat brother, I can't wait to give him all the best in the world. ”
"Mmmm, the fat brother will also give me the best in the world. ”
"That's why you're so rare about him. ”
"Fat brother is really good, the best, anyone is fat anywhere, it will be very happy." ”
"Stop, stop, you dare to say those three words again, be careful that I hit you. ”
"Sister, you're shy again, hehe. ”
"You little rotten girl......"
The two sisters fought together, changing the gloomy atmosphere of the past, and they were happy.