Chapter 32: The Hedgehog and the Crow Cross the Road
Zhang Xiao passed through the rearview mirror, and sure enough, he found that a car had been keeping a short distance.
Zhang Xiao: "Park the car on the side of the road." "Let's see if the car is tracking.
"Oh. Hua Jingjing stopped the car.
The car behind sped by, without stopping.
Hua Jingjing: "Did you say it was tailgating?"
Zhang Xiao: "I can't be sure yet. If so, he must be a master, otherwise a novice, when we park, he will also park behind. ”
Zhang Xiao: "Let's go, it's okay." ”
Hua Jingjing drove on the road again.
Hua Jingjing suddenly braked suddenly!, "What is Nima's road on?"
Zhang Xiao looked at the street lamp and saw the animal curled up in a ball: "It's a little hedgehog." ”
Hua Jingjing breathed a sigh of relief: "Little hedgehog, do you want to die when your sister stops on the road?"
But the little hedgehog didn't seem to hear it, or it was still in a ball, and it didn't leave half a step.
Hua Jingjing: "Are you deaf, hedgehog, are you deaf? Now the society advocates the protection of wild animals, otherwise I would have crushed you into a meatloaf!"
Zhang Xiao smiled lightly, can you be a little more cute?
At this time, a crow landed next to the hedgehog, kicked the hedgehog with its claws, and then stabbed it on the back and buttocks a few times, and the hedgehog crawled forward a few steps. The crow saw that it had stopped again, so it stinged again, and the hedgehog was to safety......
Hua Jingjing smiled like a flower: "Hahaha, why is this crow so interesting?
Zhang Xiao: "I think it's quite skinny, and you have the same character." ”
The sister-in-law's demeanor was slumped: "How can it be the same as me, almost the same as you!"
Zhang Xiao smiled.
Hua Jingjing got out of the car: "That little hedgehog is so fun, I'm going to pick it up." ”
"Hey, don't love overflow, it's a wild animal, and it may not like to be kept in captivity by you. Zhang Xiao also followed.
"How do you know it doesn't like me?" Hua Jingjing looked narcissistic. This girl loves flowers when she sees them, and the little hedgehog is in a daze when she sees them.
Coming to the hedgehog, Hua Jingjing looked around: "Where is the crow?"
Then the crow crowed in the tree.
Hua Jingjing looked up: "Oh, it turned out to fly to the tree." ”
Hua Jingjing squatted down and reached out to move the thorns on the hedgehog: "Hehe, it's fun." I'm going to take it back and keep it in the villa. ”
"Hey, forget it. "Wild animals generally don't like to be kept in captivity, they prefer to live freely!"
"How do you know?"
Zhang Xiao: "Of course I know! Do you think, if one day an alien comes and thinks you are cute, and then takes you away and puts you in captivity in a pigsty or something, will you be happy?"
"You are paralyzed, put you in a pigsty!"
Zhang Xiao: "Let's go, the crows in the trees are all calling, it is very unhappy when it sees that you want to abuse wild animals, and it will swoop down and bite you!"
"When did I abuse animals? I want to protect small animals!"
Zhang Xiao: "You don't hurt it, it's the best protection." And don't keep them in captivity, because in that case, they might be in prison! There is no happiness at all. ”
"I'm so beautiful, it looks at me every day, will it be unhappy?"
"You don't look at things from a human perspective. In the eyes of humans, you are quite beautiful, but in the eyes of the hedgehog it may not be, it may think that you are an old witch ugly and domineering, and it is possible to scold you every day. ”
"Hmph. Hua Jingjing's interest in adoption is completely lost at this moment.
Zhang Xiao suddenly saw a huge toad on the side of the road: "Jingjing, look at that toad, it's examining your figure, it seems to appreciate you more, why don't you adopt it?"
"you paralyzed, I will feed you. Hua Jingjing hurriedly left farther away, feeling that the toad was too ugly.
The toad made a slight sound. Zhang Xiao: "Jingjing, the toad is greeting you, it says this girl is so beautiful, it would be nice if she was my wife, I like to sleep with a swan in my arms the most." ”
"You are forced, you can understand what the toad says, and I am also drunk!"
Zhang Xiao also went up, and at this time, the toad on the side of the road screamed again.
"That toad is scolding you, saying you're too good-looking. ”
Hua Jingjing couldn't cry or laugh: "Fasten your seatbelt, I'm going to drive!"
The vehicle starts up in an instant and spends at high speed.
Arrived at the villa.
Hua Jingjing entered the door: "Sister, brother-in-law is back! This guy has a lot of fancy intestines, and it's very bad!"
Hua Zhijing's face was calm and expressionless: "It's good to come back." "I never said anything else.
Zhang Xiao looked at his daughter-in-law's figure, her flawless body was wrapped in silk pajamas, but her personality was not too prodigal. If it's a little wave, then it'......
Zhang Xiao imagined Hua Zhijing's posture of seducing himself, which was simply too charming to look at.
Hua Jingjing went to the bathroom to take a shower, and while she was washing, she heard a knock on the door: "Who, is it my brother-in-law?"
"yes. Zhang Xiao said through the door, listening to the water flowing inside like a slow waterfall, it must be very beautiful.
Hua Jingjing: "I haven't finished washing yet, what are you knocking on?"
"Hurry up, I'm sweating all over my body, I'm going to wash it too. ”
Hua Jingjing: "You can use another bathroom!" "This is a good villa, and naturally there can't be only one bathroom."
Zhang Xiao: "I'm used to this, okay?"
Hua Jingjing: "You're really weird, which one is different." After a pause, he said, "Are you eating pots and bowls?" I tell you, my sister is at home, if you dare to disrespect her, I will tell her immediately!"
Zhang Xiao was still listening to the sound of the water flowing inside: "Where is it." What are you talking nonsense about, you girl!"
Hua Jingjing: "I hope I'm too worried." ”
"You definitely are. Zhang Xiao left and went to another bath.
It's so cool, I wash away my fatigue.
Zhang Xiao wiped the water droplets on his body with a towel and came out to wash the bathroom, at this time, the sister-in-law in the other room also came out, and she was wrapped in a bath towel It was really beautiful: "You take a bath so slowly." ”
"Hmph. Use your tube. Then go back to her bedroom.
The girl's mind is really hard to guess, sometimes she always takes the initiative to come to my room to play with me, and sometimes she refuses to be thousands of miles away. This woman's psychology is really hard to understand.
Zhang Xiao sent Bao Xing a WeChat message: "Hello Mr. Bao, that Tumu didn't trouble you again, did he?"
Bao Xing quickly replied: "No." He is now respectful to me, and he is no longer the high-profile he used to be. That's a big change. ”
Zhang Xiao: "That's good, you remember, now this Tumu has become a puppet in my hands, and he will listen to me in everything." So, you get the idea. A playful smile.
Bao Xing: "I'm curious, how did you manage to make him obedient?
Zhang Xiao smiled mysteriously: "This, this is a secret, I'll tell you another day." ”
Bao Xing: "You bastard, you still play mystery with me! Okay, if you don't want to say it, I won't ask." All in all, you're great!"
It was great to be praised by a beautiful teacher, and of course I was happy. Reply: "Thank you, Bao Meiren!"
Bao Xing didn't reply, is she shy?
Zhang Xiao imagined the shy picture of Bao Xing, it was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it......
At this time, Hua Jingjing was wearing pajamas and came in without knocking. Zhang Xiao: "You don't sleep, what are you doing here?"
"I can't sleep, I'm bored, come and talk to you!
Zhang Xiao: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Second Miss, please take a seat." ”
Hua Jingjing sat down: "Hey, brother-in-law, I just went to the Internet to search, and some people in foreign countries have photographed crows driving little hedgehogs across the road, and netizens have praised it as a friendship between animals." You say crows are so smart. ”
Zhang Xiao: "Crows are sometimes smart, such as the story of the stone drinking water. Sometimes it's stupid, like the story of the fox and the crow. So, the crow's personality is similar to yours, sometimes eccentric and unusually intelligent, and sometimes clumsy because of his love of vanity. ”
"You're paralyzed, your personality is like a crow, I won't play with you anymore!" and got up and went out.
Zhang Xiao smiled.
It's also a blessing to have such a sister-in-law!
At this time, Zhang Xiao's mobile phone suddenly rang. Who is this? looked at the number very unfamiliar, and answered: "Hey, who?"
The other party's voice was rough and fierce: "Are you the Zhang Xiao who eats soft rice?"
"It's me, what's wrong?Who are you?" Zhang Xiao felt that the other party was not good.
"It doesn't matter who I am! I heard that you are very good at kung fu, do you dare to come out now, and we will compete in the mass grave?"
Zhang Xiao smiled: "I don't know you, why do you want to go to the kind of place where birds don't in the middle of the night with you to try martial arts?"
"Hahahaha," the other party laughed very wildly, "I think you don't dare to Zhang Xiao! If you don't dare to come, be a turtle with a shrunken head......!"