Jade Emperor: "Hmph, I naturally won't rely on your mere mortal account! Take it, the reward for winning this time!"

Ding - The Jade Emperor sends you a red envelope!

"It's coming, it's coming, the reward is coming!"

Lu Yifan's eyes lit up immediately, and he clicked on the red envelope to take a look.

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the Jade Emperor's red envelope and obtaining a 'Heavenly Dao Immortal Spirit Golden Pill', which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Heavenly Dao Immortal Spirit Golden Pill: After taking it to the demon beast, it can make it cultivate to the Yuan Infant Stage, and avoid all the Heavenly Dao calamities in the cultivation process thereafter. ”

it!

Lu Yifan was simply stunned!

A golden pill is directly promoted to the Yuan infant stage?

This is outrageous!

But the latter one is even more terrifying!

Avoid all Heavenly Tribulations!

That is to say, as long as Tao Tao eats this golden pill, her cultivation in the future will be the same as cheating, and there will be no catastrophe coming to her, and there will be no danger until it soars to the immortal realm!

You must know that demon beasts are more difficult to cultivate than humans, and the reason is that the power of the heavenly tribulation that demon beasts have to survive is many times greater than that of humans!

Now with this Heavenly Dao Immortal Spirit Golden Pill, Tao Tao no longer has to worry about the catastrophe!

Coupled with the bone sent by the Roaring Sky Dog, Tao Tao's cultivation must be the same as Kaihang!

"Could it be that in the near future, Lao Tzu will have a pet dog that goes to heaven and earth, kills gods and destroys Buddhas, and is omnipotent?

Wow Ka Ka, if you take Tao Tao out, who dares to come, slap its buttocks, and directly slap Ya to death with a paw, this is so windy!"

Lu Yifan took a sip of saliva and said, "Thank you Jade Emperor for the gift!"

Jade Emperor: "Hmph, don't be too happy too early! rewards are rewards, punishments are punishments, you have made me lose face, do you still think that you have nothing to do?"

Lu Yifan: "Mmmm, I know, are you going to turn me into an old man again?"

The Jade Emperor took a look.

Nima, aren't you afraid that I'll turn you into an old man?

Very good!

You brought it on yourself!

Jade Emperor: "Very good, since you are not afraid, in three days, the punishment will officially begin! This time your seventy-two changes will not take effect!"

Lu Yifan: "Cut, I'm afraid of you! I didn't blow up the sky to help Lu Nima in vain!"

Jade Emperor: "Hehe, in three days, you will know how terrible this punishment is." ”

Lu Yifan: "Got it, got it, I'm going offline first, goodbye to you!"

Above the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor patted his thigh and laughed.

The Queen Mother held a shrunken Hell Phoenix, touched her beautiful feathers, and asked, "Husband, what is it that makes you laugh so happily?"

"That Lu Yifan, how dare you underestimate my punishment? Do you think that I will only turn him into an old man?

Poofhahahaha......

No, I can't help but laugh at the thought that he's going to be like that in three days......"

The tears of the Jade Emperor's laughter were about to come out.

"And what have you turned him into this time, a little pig?" asked the Queen Mother.

"It's more terrifying than a pig!" said the Jade Emperor arrogantly.

"Oh, husband, don't sell it, hurry up and tell others!" the queen mother said coquettishly.

"I'll tell you, concubine...... Poofha...... I'm three days later...... Take him ...... Hahaha...... Turned him into a big cute girl!hahahaha......

You can't use seventy-two transformations to come back!" The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair and patted the chair handle and laughed.

"Big ...... The big hanging cute girl ...... "When the queen mother heard this, she was directly dumbfounded.

……

……

"Gang leader, the Taiji Sect has announced to the outside world that it will permanently start a war with our Bombing Heaven Gang, and it will not stop dying.

Now that the Taiji Sect has begun to gather people and prepare for war, what should we do?"

Hummingbird, a former bloody killer who collects complex intelligence, sent a message to Lu Yifan.

Lu Yifan: "Hmm, Taiji Sect, Liu Feng is dead, and he still doesn't stop, and he dares to provoke us?"

Hummingbird: "That Liu Nuo has now broken through the limit, reached the terrifying infant transformation stage, and spent a lot of money to hire a group of Yuanying Great Perfection powerhouses.

Now, with the strength of our Sky Bombing Gang, if we face the enemy head-on, I'm afraid it will ......"

Lu Yifan: "It's okay, just let me blow up the sky and help Lu Nima meet this group of bear children!"

After hanging up the WeChat voice call, Lu Yifan found the "Five Ghost Handling Technique" that he had grabbed before from the Treasure Pavilion.

"Can this thing really summon five ghosts and steal each other's treasures?

Lu Yifan followed the luck of the whole body, pinched the magic in his hand, and recited words in his mouth.

After a while, I saw a circular black mist emerge from the ground, and within the black mist, five short and terrifying figures loomed.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and muttered, "Could this be the legendary five ghosts who can steal property?"

However, when the black fog has completely cleared......

But I saw five Matt-killing imps who had permed their hair with Master Wang of the village head, posing as a dinosaur team!

When the black fog cleared, the five Matt-killing imps spoke.

"First, don't be rash!"

"Second, never miss a single bad thing!"

"Third, the impartiality of the absolute referee is beautiful!"

"Fourth, the fourth line is still made up!"

"(Five ghosts in unison) The leader of the fashion of the underworld, the five little ghosts of the funeral family, participate!"

Bury...... Funeral Love Family ......

Lu Yifan couldn't help but have deep doubts about this "Five Ghost Handling Technique".

Can these five imps really work?

Lu Yifan wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked, "That, I want you to help me steal the treasures of the Taiji Sect, ...... Will it work?"

The little ghost with golden hair like a Super Saiyan said, "That's a must...... We can't work for nothing, right?"

As he spoke, the little ghost stretched out his terrible claws and rubbed three fingers at Lu Yifan, with a gesture of giving money to work.

"Nima, Lao Tzu summoned you out with the Five Ghost Handling Technique, and you have to give money?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"Who are you scolding? We don't want money to bury the five little ghosts of the love family!" said the little ghost with purple hair and explosive head.

"Then what do you want?" Lu Yifan said curiously.

At this time, the five imps once again posed for Team Kinyu in Dragon Ball, and one by one spoke loudly:

"HD!"

"Uncensored!"

"Teacher!"

"Nurse!"

"Little Sister Island's movie disc!!"

After speaking, the five Matt-killing imps laughed obscenely at Lu Yifan again.

"The more quantity, the better the quality, and the better the service quality of our five little ghosts!"

"Hurry, come on, let's smash us to death with a high-definition video of the young lady!"

"I can't wait, youmu you?"

"Wow Kaka, Hata-sensei, Yoshizawa-sensei, Aoi-sensei!"

"This kind of art film coincides with the artistic atmosphere of our funeral family, well, we must make up for it!"

(End of chapter)