Chapter 327: You Can't Be a Coach

Subject 2 is indeed much more difficult than Subject 3.

The old drivers have a saying: Don't look at so many people driving on the street, when you park, how good this person's driving skills are. There are more people who can drive and don't stop.

And such a person doesn't even need to ask: he didn't study subject 2 well.

What is reversing into the garage, side parking, half-slope start, right-angle turning and other content are the content of subject 2.

And after the 'old belly' took Yang Meng to run around all the content of subject 2, he just didn't care: you just practice it yourself. Why don't I believe you?

Complete subject 2 in 24 seconds?Reverse over S corner?5th gear over the limit wide door?Half-slope start to play tire burning?Right-angle bend to play tail flicking?Come and be my coach!

Yang Meng's display was also punished: the rest of the coaches directly sent their students to the 'old belly' to practice together, and several coaches went to play mahjong in the shade, but Yang Meng sat in the co-pilot seat and became the coach。。。。。。

'Old belly' didn't join the mahjong lineup, he was more interesting: he found a shady place to move out of the table and chairs, a large enamel tea jar of 'advanced workers' was placed on the table, and in the other corner was a small fish tank with a few small shrimp, and the four treasures of the study room were spread on the table and began to practice Chinese painting.

It turned out that this 'old belly' was still an 'old Wenqing', and the words 'don't be angry' in the car were written by himself.

In his words, the work at this driving school is usually boring. So always find something to do for yourself. He has been practicing calligraphy for the last ten years, and in the last few years he has added painting. He doesn't paint anything else, he just paints shrimp. As soon as he is free, he holds a fish tank to paint and paint, with Yang Meng such a worry-free student, he is happy not to want it, drinking tea and painting shrimp every day, and he is very happy.

People go to driving schools to learn in order to get on the car to practice the test more, they send a cigarette or something to the coach, Yang Meng is good, the coaches send cigarettes to Yang Meng to smoke: You have to practice more cars, we will be relaxed when you come.

And what about Yang Meng himself, knowing that the purpose of these coaches is to be lazy, but he still runs to practice every day。。。。。。 Or rather, to be a coach.

Who makes themselves too boring?

But after a few days, he found that he was about to collapse------ driving school instructor is really not a human job!

"Ah, Xiao Yang, why is this expression?" After finishing drawing shrimp, 'Old Belly' looked at the time to collect the car and tell everyone to rest, looked at Yang Meng on the co-pilot's expression was wrong, leaned on the car window and asked Yang Meng: "What? Is it a takeout or something for lunch at noon?"

Before Yang Meng could speak, a man sitting in the back seat of the car said directly: "Ah? The current coach still invites students to eat? Is there such a good thing? Just help me order a takeout, I don't need a too expensive one, but there must be no drinks, I drink mineral water, and I still drink the brand of Nongfu Spring." ”

Yang Meng directly adjusted the reflector: "I said buddy, look in the mirror!"

The man was stunned: "Is there anything on my face?" After speaking, he looked in the mirror very seriously: "It's nothing." ”

"The coach invited you to dinner?Do you still look better than others when your face blooms?" Yang Meng said disdainfully: "What good things do you want!"

"Why are you talking like that? Believe it or not, I'm pumping you?" the man in the back row was in a hurry.

Yang Meng directly pulled the car door and got out of the car: "Come on, you get out of the car for me! I'll see how you pump me!"

Watching Yang Meng get out of the car, the man was stunned: "I don't want to compete with people like you, vulgar!

Yang Meng laughed angrily: "Why did you say you want to smoke me, you said that I am of low quality? come, you give me down!"

As a result, the man sat in the back of the car and couldn't get out of the car, and when he saw Yang Meng wanting to pull the door, he locked the door directly and didn't get out of the car.

Yang Meng saw that he was the only one sitting in the car, so he directly bent down and lifted the car up by holding the bottom of the car: "I don't think you can get out of the car!"

This time, the people next to him were stupid, no matter how heavy the coach was, it would weigh more than a ton, so you lifted it directly?

is still 'old belly' experienced, and directly grabbed Yang Meng: "I said Xiao Yang, don't be serious with him, it's not worth it, let's eat! Today, your old sister-in-law made shrimp for me, since I painted shrimp, your sister-in-law is getting better and better at making shrimp!"

Yang Meng took a deep breath to calm down his emotions, put the car back in its place, pointed to the frightened pale man in the car and said, "Don't mess with me anymore! I can't stand you anymore! If you mess with me again, I'll let you go around without eating!"

The 'old belly' even coaxed and deceived Yang Meng to calm down the turmoil.

"I said Xiao Yang, why are you so angry?" asked the 'old belly' puzzled.

Yang Meng said angrily: "I want to beat this grandson in the car, really." What kind of person is this Nima? When others practiced driving, they were commanding all kinds of cool words, and I thought that they were so powerful that as soon as he got into the car, I was so scared that my toes were tightly buckled. I can't get off to a special start, and the car rushes one after another! The driving turtle speed route is weird and confident, saying that he still talks to me in two sentences, saying that he can drive! This special thing can pass, I will charter the best hotel in our city to hold a banquet for him! I trampled on his car three times on the road! Otherwise, this car will definitely enter the flower bed!"

The old belly smiled and said: "You are angry like this for such a thing? Then you can't be a driving school instructor, really, there are more people than this strange person! If you were going to be angry, you would have been angry a long time ago! Don't you see the words written on my car? Don't be angry! It's really not worth getting sick when you're angry! I used to be angry every day, but in the end it led to mental tension and vasoconstriction, and finally I had a heart attack, if it weren't for the doctor's power, I would have lost my life now, so I tell myself at any time now, don't be angry!" Let me tell you, none of your brothers and sisters in the car are fuel-efficient lamps! Okay, don't take them with you in the afternoon. Let them take it with their own coaches! You learn from me, you have nothing to do, practice calligraphy, practice painting, and cultivate your mind!"

Only then did Yang Meng understand why the 'old belly' had such a good mentality, it turned out to be angry!

"Huh, I said coach, your words are a little interesting!" Yang Meng looked at the new Mobao on the square table of the 'old belly': "Your writing has improved a lot!"

"Hmm, you also know calligraphy?" said the old belly, "The words on the car were written several years ago!

Yang Meng took a look: "I can only say that I understand a little, are you copying Zhao characters?"

"Connoisseur!" "Old belly" became interested: "I like Zhao Mengfu's handwriting, he writes a lot of characters between the line script and the regular script, which is particularly beautiful." And his characters do not have a fixed program of 'horizontal light and vertical' compared to Yan Ti and Liu Ti, and his writing is more chic. Two years ago, my wife and I traveled to Dongying, and I went to Yongqing Library to see Zhao Mengfu's "The Biography of Ji Di", what a beautiful Xiaokai work, but unfortunately it ended up in Dongying。。。。。。 Why do you think of me like that? Xiao Yang, don't look down on people, okay? I'm a driving school instructor, yes, but I can't have a hobby? What law can't stipulate that driving school instructors can't like calligraphy and painting? I'm still studying at the University for the Elderly! I'll show you, I still have a photo on my phone, which I took when I went to Dongying. ”

Looking at the mobile phone of 'Lao Belly', it was indeed a photo of him in Dongying Yongqing Library, as well as a photo of "The Biography of Ji Di" taken by him.

"Xiao Yang, do you also like calligraphy and painting?" 'Old belly' asked curiously: "At a glance, you can know that I am copying Zhao Mengfu, and your skills are not simple at first glance." ”

Yang Meng smiled and waved his hand: "Coach, how can it be so mysterious as you say? I just understand it a little." ”

"Don't be so modest, there is paper and pen here, write two words and see!" said the 'old belly'.

Yang Meng was not polite, and directly picked up the brush and said: "Regular script and calligraphy? ”

"Huh?" the 'old belly' smiled: "Just look at your regular script." ”

He also underestimated Yang Meng, after all, regular script is a must-have calligraphy for all calligraphy lovers, and all calligraphers start practicing calligraphy from regular script. Yang Meng is so young, how good can the characters be? So he asked Yang Meng to write regular script first.

Yang Meng didn't start to be polite, and directly began to write. What he wrote is also Xiaokai, is the content? It's the 'Don't be angry' in the 'old belly' car.

'Old belly' didn't pay attention to it at first, and lit a cigarette by himself, but he couldn't pull it out after glancing at Yang Meng's words, and finally even forgot to smoke the cigarette, and it burned his fingers before he remembered that he was still holding a cigarette, and quickly threw the cigarette butt aside.

"Good words!" "Old belly" looked at Yang Meng after he finished writing, and his first sentence was heartfelt admiration: "The font is thick and straight, open, majestic, and full of strength!

Yang Meng shook his head: "It's far from it." It's just its shape. ”

He is really not modest when he says this, after all, Yan Zhenqing gave his calligraphy experience to Yang Meng at that time, but he retained a little bit of his own 'Tao', this calligraphy is like this, many characters are very good-looking but not calligraphers, just because there is no 'soul' in the words, Yan Zhenqing, as a famous calligrapher through the ages, is naturally familiar with the way of calligraphy, although Yang Meng has written Yan Zhenqing's true biography, but there is no precipitation of the years, so it is a little bit of taste.

Yang Meng suddenly slapped his forehead when he thought of this: "Damn, I forgot an important thing!"

This startled the 'old belly': "What's the matter?"

Yang Meng ran out: "That coach, I haven't been here lately! I have important things to do, you can just arrange the exam for me!"

The old belly was stunned: "Where are you going? Is it because that kid is angry with you? Don't you come, I'll tell the kid's coach to let him clean up that kid!"

Yang Meng had already jumped on the motorcycle: "I'm going to a foreign country! You just make an appointment for me, and I'll come back in a week to get my certificate!"

The old belly still wants to say a few words, Yang Meng has ridden and disappeared.