After returning from Li Nina's house, I locked myself in the small attic in front of the company, and I only saw Ding Dahan once a week, except for Wang Wei, who delivered food every day.

When Dindahan's vacation arrived, he had to meet the troops, and he came to say goodbye to me.

The farewell scene was extremely embarrassing, and I didn't understand what he said after a long time. Before leaving, he suddenly turned back to me, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and his face showed an awe-inspiring and heroic expression, but the words he said in the end were indeed a little inconsistent with his expression.

"Grandma, this Ye Tian is my buddy, you live with him here, and take care of him more, he has no shortcomings except for loving stinky beauty, you are also a capable person, no, can ghost, oh, oh, no, you are a fairy-like character, if Ye Tian offends you, don't worry too much about him, let him be a little more, you see that now you live in Ye Tian's body, and you can be regarded as half a family"

This Ding Dahan said it so much that his heart flew wildly, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became, and the more he said it, the more outrageous it became.

This guy has made another mistake with running the train, and it was too late for me to change the subject and help him. Because of his next words.

"Auntie, you always see that since you are all your own family, then Ye Tian will be my uncle from now on, and you always bully my uncle like this———"

Before the words fell, the slap in the face sounded, and I couldn't help but secretly applaud my aunt and grandmother, good fight, kill you who didn't speak the door.

Half an hour later, Ding Dahan said goodbye to me with his pig-headed face and left the shop.

I walked out of the shop two weeks later, and I couldn't just suffocate myself in my room because of the aunt in my body. I've figured it out, a manly man, I'm going to die in the sun, and I've found out lately, I don't know if it's because I'm used to it, or what's the reason, but I can stay awake when this aunt in my body controls my body recently, that is, I can know what she's manipulating me to do, but I can't control myself.

Maybe it's a good sign, first of all, I have regained consciousness, and then maybe I can take back control, anyway, this is my body, this sovereignty is mine!

But the reality may be so cruel.

In the days that followed, I was beaten 5 times for harassing a handsome guy, made 1 headline on a local news network for biting the butt of a teddy dog, and was detained for 3 days by the police station for undressing on the street———

The most annoying thing is that this aunt actually got into square dancing, she took me every day after dinner, it can only be regarded as a bar, and I went to the major squares to dance, and within a month I became the new male god of square dance within a radius of 10 miles.

Since becoming a square dance god, our small shop has also become lively, every day the nearby square dance aunts run to my small shop one after another, some come to us to find pets or keys and other small objects, some send food, some introduce me to girlfriends, some simply come to us to see me, and there are even people who want to introduce me to male friends, boyfriends, oh my God!

But recently, I noticed that the uncle near me looked at me wrongly, and one day Wang Wei told me that they called me "fox man" in private.

What the heck?

Fox man?

I wrote a "one" on the blackboard, just after the fourth orthography.

Wang Wei ran in from outside, carrying a bowl of rice noodles in his hand, and when he saw the word "zheng" written on the blackboard, he came over while sipping rice noodles.

"Dude, what are you?"

"This aunt hasn't come out for the twentieth day"

yes

She hadn't come out to manipulate me for twenty days, not even her favorite square dancer for 20 days.

Could it be said?

Could it be that she has left my body?

Thinking of this, I was extremely excited to tell Wang Wei my guess.

"Could it be that she doesn't think there's anything fun and doesn't want to come out lately? I don't have any interesting things sometimes, and I just want to stay at home and not go anywhere."

I glared at Wang Wei, "You can't think about the good place, will she take a fancy to another body and run to someone else?"

Oh, yes

She came in this way when she came to my body, and at that time we concluded that she ran from Li Nina's body to my body, and Li Nina didn't know anything.

Right

It must be so, she must have left.

Yes, she's gone

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became. And now I'm pretty sure she's left my body, but she didn't tell me, yes, she's an intrespass, and she's going to come and thank me when she can't leave.

Hahahaha, thinking of this, thinking that I am already free, I laugh out loud with joy.

Wang Wei looked at me, who was laughing a little crazy, and wiped his mouth after slipping away the last bite of rice noodles and said to me.

"It's easy to know if she's gone, let's go to the mall, there's everyone there, and if she doesn't show up, it means she's gone, right?"

Wang Wei's method is indeed feasible, but, however, I hesitated again, so many people, if this aunt and grandmother haven't left, it's really impossible to say what kind of son they want to make.

No way

I'm going to prove it,

I'm going to make sure she's gone,

I want to be free.

I grabbed Wang Wei and rode on an electric car to drive towards the largest shopping mall in the city.

Half an hour later, Wang Wei and I stood at the gate of the city's largest shopping mall, Yami Star Shopping City.

Go in?, Wang Wei hesitated

I replied in the affirmative.

As soon as I entered the door of the mall, my legs were weak, and if it weren't for Wang Wei, who was beside me, I almost collapsed to the ground.

In the spacious hall of the mall, a men's clothing brand's catwalk is underway, and handsome and handsome male models are posing on the stage in various handsome poses.

The scene in front of me frightened me to reflexively close my eyes, and then I turned around and wanted to go out.

Eh, no, I've seen those male models clearly, but, I, I'm not out of control.

She didn't come out

Yes, she didn't come out,

I slowly opened my eyes, and one by one, male models, were still walking around on stage, and I watched them for ten minutes, a full ten minutes.

"Wang Wei, buddy, look, I look at the handsome guy, no problem, she's gone, she's really gone" I hugged Wang Wei and almost cried and said this.

Wang Wei and I attracted strange eyes from passers-by.

I pushed Wang Wei away

I'm so happy, I'm going shopping, I'm going to buy a lot of good food, I'm going to treat myself, I'm going to celebrate freedom.

Hahaha, hahaha,

At this time, I was so happy that I could already be described as carried away, I shouted "I'm free" regardless of the strange glances of the people around me, pulled Wang Wei and ran towards the supermarket.

I'm going to celebrate with seafood, I'm going to celebrate with lobster, I'm going to drink red wine———— I made up my mind in my mind.

I pulled Wang Wei and didn't run ten meters yet, when suddenly a sweet female voice sounded on the mall radio.

"The Yami Star Women's Shopping Festival starts now, with women's counters on the 3rd to 5th floors, all products are 6% off————"

Wait a minute

What's going on

For a moment, that feeling of powerlessness hit, my body was moving, but it was not me who controlled the body, it was the woman, what did she want to do?

At this time, Wang Wei also noticed that something was wrong, because we didn't go in the direction of the supermarket, I still pulled him, and it was very tight, and now I am pulling him to the elevator.

The elevator stopped on the third floor, and I dragged Wang Wei headlong into a women's clothing store.

What exactly does this aunt want to do?

Don't

Could it be that this aunt wants to shop?

Is shopping really in a woman's nature?

Now I really want to slap myself twice, and then strangle Wang Wei to death, what kind of bad idea is nothing, nothing is blind to prove?

In the next two hours, I took Wang Wei to visit all the women's stores in this mall, and tried on all kinds of women's clothing, accessories and cosmetics in the surprised eyes of the shopping guide.

Of course, I also spent all my savings, bank cards, WeChat, and maxed out my credit card, using up the Alipay limit. When my quota was used up, Wang Wei did not escape this catastrophe.

When we showed up at the door of the mall with large bags and small bags of shopping harvest, we were already penniless.

After stumbling back to the office on a small electric donkey, I locked myself in the attic.

I stared at myself in the mirror

"Say, what the hell do you want to do? You have taken possession of my body, you have deprived me of my self-esteem, why, why, why do you want to take my money? Can't you leave me a little bit? I'm a man, I'm a real man, body, dignity, money, you have to leave me the same! The robber is nothing more than that, what are you going to do? I greet you————

For the next three hours, I greeted all her relatives and friends.

I woke up in the middle of the night from a dream, and I actually crawled on the table and fell asleep.

Looking at my haggard self in the mirror, I'm going to collapse, am I just going to be controlled by others for the rest of my life? No, I don't want to be a puppet, I want revenge, I want revenge, I want her to know that I'm awesome.

What should I do?

What the hell am I going to do to get her tormented too.

I thought of the most unreliable way to do it, so I turned on my computer and typed in the phrase "what the ghost is afraid of" in a certain search.

That's probably the best thing I can think of.

An hour later, I picked out the one that I thought was the most reliable from the tens of thousands of results, "Ghost, afraid of death"

Ghost?death?