As soon as the words came out, the laughter of the people in front of me, who were already a little presumptuous, stopped abruptly, and even the White Dragon King, who had already taken a few steps in my direction, took a few steps back and returned to his team.

"Just you, Xibei goods, it shouldn't be a problem to deceive a three-year-old child, give it to me?" A cold snort came out, and the eyes of the people on the opposite side looked at the homestay owner, and the White Dragon King lowered his voice and said viciously to the homestay owner beside him: "I just said that I want real goods, I want real goods, you don't do it, what should I do now?"

"Hasn't the iron rooster always been the habit of your boss friend?" Before the innkeeper could speak, I had already taken over the words of the White Dragon King.

Just when the owner of the B&B opened his mouth to say something, I preemptively asked: "You say, am I right? Guard!"

Wang Wei said the word, and saw that the faces of the White Dragon King, the white figure and the owner of the B&B instantly appeared in horror, and the three fools directly fell to their knees with a thud.

I didn't pay attention to the reaction of the crowd in front of me, Wang Wei had already turned around and pounced on the stone that had not stopped eating and drinking at the table behind me.

Since the beginning of the table, even if the White Dragon King and others appeared in front of them, they did not stop eating and drinking, when they heard the word Wang Wei in my mouth, the whole person was stunned, quickly grabbed a huge lobster, turned around and ran behind him, every step out of the body is transparent, after four or five steps, the whole body is almost transparent.

Just as the stone was about to disappear into thin air, I appeared in front of the stone with a smiling face, and after an exclamation, a scream was heard.

When the stone exclaimed, my knee had hit the crotch of the stone hard, as the saying goes, the thief first captures the king, and the person kicks the crotch first, watching the stone's expression distorted, his hands covering the crotch, constantly beating, saying yes!

The stone screamed, and the whole person flew towards the White Dragon King and the others.

At the same time that the stone hit the ground, I also came to the side, and without giving the stone a chance to get up, I raised my foot and stepped on the stone's head hard.

"Let you hit me with a brick, let you splash me with gasoline, let you beat me with an iron rod, let you almost ruin my handsome face......"

After a few kicks, the head of the stone has been deformed, and it is almost impossible to see the original appearance, and after more than ten kicks, the body of the stone began to shake non-stop, and after some shaking, the body of the stone began to be illusory in front of my eyes.

A minute later, the stone disappeared completely at my feet, replaced by a giant white wolf that was looking up with its long tongue outstretched, constantly raising its eyebrows at me.

Second brother, you finally appeared, kicked Erha out with one kick, spat on the ground, and scolded fiercely: "Let you squeeze your eyebrows at me!"

Everyone in the White Dragon King dodged and flew towards them at great speed, and Erha knocked down the wall of the homestay and flew towards the woods in the distance.

"Thank you, Officer Ye's great kindness, it's the monster you flew just now that threatened us... Thank you, Officer Ye..."

At the moment when Erha flew out, the owner of the B&B knelt in front of me and hugged my thighs tightly.

Ignoring the B&B owner who hugged my thigh and kept crying, I smiled, swept my eyes around the people in front of me, stared at the White Dragon King and said, "Brother Long, this idea is really Erha?"

Hearing me call out Brother Long, the body of the White Dragon King twisted, and the huge dragon head of the cartoon dragon appeared in front of me, this guy didn't speak, raised his claws and kept scratching on the huge dragon head.

"Yin corpse, what do you say? Is it Erha's idea?" The white figure also writhed, and a yin corpse with a serious expression appeared in front of me, and looked up at the night sky without speaking.

"I said, didn't you feel disgusted when you two parted last night?"

"No, no..." This time, the cartoon dragon and the yin corpse were extremely tacit, and replied in unison at the same time. It seems that these thousands of years have been locked together in a hole, and some tacit understanding has also been cultivated.

"You..."

Before I could say that the village chief had turned into an old man in front of my eyes, the old man smiled at me and said, "This, this, Director Ye, you know, I, we, have, sometimes, indeed, eh!" After sighing heavily, the old man didn't speak, and winked at me.

"What I didn't think of the most was you!" Ignoring the old man who kept blinking his eyes, my eyes turned to the big-mouthed flower that had been kneeling on the ground, at this time there was no longer the figure of the three fools on the ground, and a pot of big-mouthed flowers with a big mouth appeared in the position where the three fools were kneeling, and when I looked at him, the big-mouthed flower quacked with his mouth wide open, as if to say that it was not my idea.

"Master, master...!" There was a call from inside the homestay, and I saw Luan Xiaozhen running towards me, and before I got to me, Luan Xiaozhen had turned into a green parrot flying in mid-air, okay, the bird god turned out that you were here.

Just as the parrot flew up to me, a white shadow ran in at the door of the homestay.

"Second brother, do you really like this little green bird in my house?"

Erha rolled his eyes, opened his mouth wide and let out a retch.

"Don't be disgusted with me, but I heard that all this was instructed by you, right? Second brother, are you enlightened after being struck by a thunderbolt?"

Erha didn't speak, and he came to me, raised his paw and put it on the homestay owner who was crying on my lap.

At this time, the owner of the B&B had stopped crying, and I looked down to see a face that had turned to ashes and I also knew, looking at me with a smile on his face, and a pair of small eyes flashing.

"Yo, isn't this Mr. Wang? Why are you here?

Wang Wei didn't pay attention to what I said, jumped up, hugged me tightly in his arms, and howled and cried.

"Ye Tian, you're finally back, brother, I miss you, brother, where did you go, do you know how hard I found you? You know, you know ......"

If this had happened when I came back from the elven village, I would have hugged Wang Wei tightly and howled and cried with him, but now...

I don't know if it was tears or saliva that completely soaked my shoulders, Wang Wei pushed me in front of me, put his hands on my shoulders, looked frightened, looked dazed, and spoke with a slight tremor in his voice: "Ye Tian, where is this? Why am I here?"

Suddenly, Wang Wei seemed to react to something, and the whole person turned around and shouted at the cartoon dragon and the others: "It's you, it's you, what did you do...? Why do you treat me like this, why do you treat Ye like this..."

With a scream, I didn't give Wang Wei a chance to continue performing, brother, I know you have watched "The Self-cultivation of Actors", but your performance is slightly exaggerated, I have to shout card.

The screams of killing pigs echoed for a long time, and after getting up, I only felt relaxed all over my body, and a hearty feeling that could not be said filled my whole body, I raised my hand and stretched out my thumb to Wang Wei, who was constantly wailing behind me, and said to the yin corpse and others: "Parrot urine!"

Shura's theme song hummed out, walking towards the table with the steps of six relatives who did not recognize me, at this moment I can finally experience Shura's invincible loneliness and arrogance, yes, I am the most beautiful boy on this street!

The table in front of me was a mess, there was something to eat, even the wine bottles were empty, and just when I had no food to celebrate this great victory, the dark face of the corpse came to me.

"Director Ye, I heard that you have inherited a large inheritance, I, I have recently fallen in love with a house, do you know that I, a countryman, is not used to living in a building, but I still like a little courtyard..."

glanced at the Yin corpse with contempt, and let out a sneer.

"Isn't it just a house?

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"Come on, Director Ye, wait a minute, I'll cook for you..."

"Director Ye, I don't have anything else, I just have a crush on a small diamond..."Looking at the cartoon dragon in front of me who was busy cleaning up the dining table, I smiled, "Accurate!"

"I'm going to urge the Yin Corpse!" Before the words fell, while constantly shouting at the Yin Corpse, hurry up, the cartoon dragon disappeared into the air.

The feeling of this rich man is different, and then I promised the parrot who circled around me a beautiful dress, promised a new flower pot for Big Mouth, and promised Uncle Hua a small boat...

Swallowed the grapes caught by the parrot in one gulp, took the wine glass that Uncle Hua poured full, tilted his head, the wine in the cup went down, I rubbed, it's good to be rich, this little wine is drunk, the gods, the elves are calling, it seems that the rest of my life will be a happy life.

Eh, what is this? How can there be such a beautiful thing in my picture scroll looking forward to a better future, with a punch, Erha, who had just been raising his eyebrows in front of my eyes, was knocked out from afar.

It wasn't until I couldn't hear Erha's wailing that I withdrew my fist, stretched out my index finger, shook it, and said softly, but with majesty, "Don't... In front of me... Squeeze your eyebrows!"

Behind him, cheers, cheers, whistles rang out...

The Yin corpse did not disappoint me, more than an hour later, a large table of sumptuous dishes was placed in front of me, when the table was served, Wang Wei also climbed to the table, and sat down at the dining table with the support of the old man.

Cost-effective, alcohol order... In the middle of the staggered cups, I actually fell asleep.

A chill hit, I sat up shivering, I actually slept in the heart of the courtyard, and I vaguely remember that I seemed to have drunk a bottle of Wuliangye with Wang Wei, and then it seemed that there was no more.

Looking at the Yin corpses and others lying in the center of the courtyard, I got up and walked towards the terrace on the second floor.

On the recliner, I lit a cigarette, looked at the stars in the night sky, and thought about the bits and pieces since the bathing center, this life is really wonderful sometimes, if it weren't for my aunt and grandmother, where would I be now? What are I doing? Maybe I already have a girlfriend... In other words, if you find a girlfriend, this Ye Wan'er will be good...

"Brother, let's talk?" Wang Wei's voice sounded behind him.