"My baby Yao, you've finally called me back! What is your name? How old are you? How many years is one plus one? How many times is nine? And what! This year is your first year chasing stars? Who is your idol? What do you call him in front of me?"

"Wan Xiaobao, calm down, I only had a slight concussion, and I have basically recovered, just waiting for the wound to heal. ”

Xia Yao couldn't help but laugh out loud - Tang Wan was too fussed. That's how she reacted - it's good that she didn't tell her parents, otherwise she would have made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

Xia Yao and Tang Wan's relationship is very interesting, like having multiple personalities, they usually call each other brothers and sisters like two big men; when they are angry with each other, they are like a certain wave and a certain forum, and they tear up and shock the fans of the whole network every day; when they care for and comfort each other, they hold each other in the palm of their hands, as if the other party is an incomparably fragile and priceless treasure coveted by everyone......

Now because there is another accident in the Pacific Ocean, Tang Wan can't wait to hug Xia Yao and say 10,000 "I feel sorry for my little baby".

"I don't listen, I don't listen! People with neuropathy never feel like they're crazy. People with depression never feel like they have a tendency to be depressed. In the same way, the brain is broken, oh no, smashed, smashed never thinks there is something wrong with the brain!"

Tang Wan's head is the way, and he is right.

"Well, advance layer by layer, draw inferences from one another, and have clear ideas. ”

Xia Yao sat down at the end of the light gray linen couch by the window (without Ouyang Xun's explicit invitation, no matter how tired she was, she would not take the initiative to lie on the bed...... What is this, taking the initiative to climb into someone else's bed?), kicking off the slippers and sitting cross-legged, this posture makes her feel very relaxed, "very logical thinking." She added.

"Hmph! Then you need to say! The argument is successful! You have a sick brain, and you are valid. Unless you come to prove my mistake and speak with facts. Tang Wan was unrelenting.

"Don't digress from this guest, today's focus interview needs to focus on our unfinished topic, which is about ......"

was obviously discussing the ambiguous relationship between Ouyang Xun and her before, and it was also what she was most concerned about at the moment - it was ambiguous to the bedroom, whether it was braking or stepping on the accelerator, four words - it needed to be solved urgently.

"Ahh

Every time Tang Wan said that Xia Yao couldn't say anything or Xia Yao didn't listen to the command, she had to play the lion's roar skill - to make people sound - just like if she can't be reasonable, she will be a liar, and if a gentleman can't do it, she will be a villain.

Xia Yao directly held her mobile phone to the farthest - she was most afraid of loud noise - except for the concert, Ouyang Xun's concert.

"Give me an answer, or don't talk to me about the previous topic!"

Put the handle in the hands of others, or answer a few brain-dead questions, the big husband can bend and stretch.

"Ahem. Xia Yao cleared her throat and began to answer.

It's a silly question.

"Name, Xia Yao. I'm twenty years old. ”

What to do, she really couldn't answer.

Tang Wan didn't say anything over there. Obviously, you won't stop until you finish answering.

Take a deep breath and continue: "One plus one equals two, ninety-nine-eighty-one!"

The questions were more stupid than the other, and the serious answer seemed even more stupid, Xia Yao impatiently sped up the speed of speech and raised her voice.

"The last three!"

Tang Wan is completely iron-faced, selfless, cold-blooded and ruthless.

Xia Yao used the speed of a cannon, close to the volume of shouting, hoping that the words spit out would turn into tennis balls and smash them on Tang Wan's head: "Seven years! Ouyang Xun!

"I'm promoted?"

His eyes kept staring at a fat and flexible squirrel on the telephone pole outside the window, and turned his head - Ouyang Xun himself, with a smile in his eyes, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, looking down at her, his broken hair cast a shadow in front of his eyebrows, and his eyes were mottled and shining.

What did she just say? Not her! Not her!

Xia Yao's face was red to the root of her ears, just two puffs of steam in her ears.

"I ...... Brain-broken. ”

She explained to him in a hurry.

"No, no, it's smashed. ”

Ouyang Xun's expression remained unchanged and continued to look at her like this.

Tang Wan's clear and loud words came from the phone before he hung up, and he heard loudly in the quiet bedroom that seemed to stand still: "Smashed? No, baby Yao, you are very normal! For seven years, Ouyang Xun is your husband, not wrong at all!"

Xia Yao: "......"

Ouyang Xun: "......"

About a century passed.

"Hey, what about people, baby Yao, Xia Yao, you're not going to faint, are you?"

"Sorry, you made a mistake. See you soon!"

She turned it off directly.

"Mistaken?"

Ouyang Xun took away the phone before she successfully turned it off.

The mobile phone is still stuck in "sliding to shut down", and the slender fingers are clicked on "cancel", and the recent call interface jumps in front of you, and the first one is "Tang Wan".

"Yes, if you make a mistake, I'll delete it. Tang Wan was before dialing the wrong number. ”

Xia Yao opened her eyes and said nonsense, and she was still talking nonsense, but her face was about to catch up with the red-hot iron.

"The wrong one called you Yao Baby?"

Ouyang Xun turned his head slightly sideways, leaned forward to her, and leaned closer, as if to take in all the subtle changes in her face.

"So I deleted it!" Xia Yao didn't look over her head with a weak heart, trying to find the cute little squirrel before to adjust her mood.

But even the squirrels didn't cooperate, and there was no trace.

Squirrels don't like people who open their eyes and talk nonsense.

"Xia Yao, I'm engaged in music. Ouyang Xun kindly reminded.

"I know, it's pretty good!" she held out her thumb doggedly.

I'll pat the ass, pat the ass, slap hard, just be happy, spare me.

"So,"

He got closer, Xia Yao could see his long eyelashes and the seemingly non-existent layer of fluff on his fair skin, and the same was true for Ouyang Xun, Xia Yao's big eyes were full of him. He was satisfied.

His heart was beating faster, but he hid it well, but the sudden surge of hormones made Xia Yao suddenly smell a strong smell, strange and familiar, unexpectedly good, stronger than the previous mint smell, mixed with another indescribable smell, she sniffed, only to feel inexplicably nervous, and at the same time a little happy.

"I'm very sensitive to sound, I have a strong sense of recognition, and I can't forget it. ”

The room was dead silent.

Strong discernment.

Never forget.

While Xia Yao was in a coma from his injury, Ouyang Xun and Tang Wan were on the phone......

Xia Yao felt that she couldn't wash herself by jumping into the Yellow River, and she couldn't escape from the jet......

"It was Tang Wan who asked a few stupid questions in order to check my brain, and I was answering those questions just now. ”

Xia Yao's eyes closed, and the little monk chanted the scriptures without emotion or pause, and explained in one breath - it feels so good to tell the truth.

"What did she ask?"

Ouyang Xun's posture remained the same—Xia Yao felt tired for him when he looked at it.

"Very stupid question. Suitable for stupid people to answer. ”

“……”

It seems like something was wrong, it's not like that.

Forget it, heroes don't suffer immediate losses. She's stupid, she's the most stupid! If she weren't stupid, she wouldn't have answered Tang Wan's question honestly! Why compromise!

"I'm stupid too. Listen, I'll test my IQ. ”

Ouyang Xun's magnetic and deep voice flowed into Xia Yao's ears, and the voice that was very easy to be bewitched and hypnotized was easy to succumb. With such a beautiful voice, he happily said: He is stupid.

"What's your name. How old is this year. One plus one equals many. How much is nine times nine. ”

Xia Yao is an emotionless repeater.

"Ouyang Xun. Chinese New Year's Eve is thirty years old. One plus one equals two. Nine times nine equals eighty-one. ”

"Look, you're not stupid at all! Hehe, I'll just say it's not for you. ”

Xia Yao smiled dryly, just looking for a slit to slip away. What kind of fairy dialogue is this......

"What else?"

"What?" Xia Yao pretended to be stupid - her ability to pretend to be stupid was getting higher and higher.

"There are still problems. If you don't finish it, how do you know if you're stupid or not?"

“……”

You are really truth-seeking and pragmatic. Xia Yao slandered.

"I'm stupid, I'm ...... Can't remember, headache. ”

The acting skills are coming, frowning, painful eyes, holding his forehead with his hand, knocking here and there and a little bit - instantly entering the play.

The two-day MV was not practiced in vain.

In the future, you can make her his resident guest. Ouyang Xun thought to himself.

"Fortunately, I'm a little smarter than you, I'll help you remember, you can listen to it, right? ”

The thin lips opened slightly, and he said slowly word by word, saying it very well.

If it weren't for his shameless words, his current appearance would actually make people's blood gush and lose their minds, making the "Chinese sturgeon" (the name of Ouyang Xun's fans) hoarse and shouting by their necks: I want to shui you.

"I'm what yours is. ”

"Huh?"

"There's also the question of what am I to you. Ouyang Xun repeated it patiently.

Xia Yao couldn't help laughing: "Yes, that's the problem." ”

"What am I yours?"

"You're my Yolomi!"

Xia Yao is as good as a stream.

Then, it doesn't seem quite right. Shouldn't Ouyang Xun answer!

Phew, it's not Yoremi. Doesn't this mean that the change of direction says that he holds you in the palm of his hand?

"No, no...... Not Yoremi. ”

Xia Yao was so nervous that she stammered.

"I really don't remember. "Show weakness. Pretend to be pathetic.

"I'll tell you. ”

Ouyang Xun finally relented. Submission in his self-perception.

This little girl, her mouth is still very tight, and she can't get out of anything. On second thought, it's not a bad thing to keep your mouth tight.

Not just a few times, he lowered his upper body a little.

Xia Yao's back is now close to the intersection of the armrests and backrests of the sofa, and her legs are sitting cross-legged on the sofa in a "ball" shape, trapped in this small corner by Ouyang Xun, inexplicably a little: weak and helpless.

"You just said to Tang Wan, I am your husband. ”

Xia Yao was speechless......

This is not true, but it is also true. That's what she said.

"What is the ...... of seven years?"

He lowered his eyelids and muttered to himself.

Xia Yao wittily used drinking water as an excuse to get out of this forbidden place, stretched out her hand and picked up the water glass on the side and took a sip.

Suddenly, Ouyang Xun lifted his eyelashes, which were even better than girls: "We've been married for seven years?"

Xia Yao sprayed a mouthful of water on his face with precision.