Chapter 54: Pointing the Finger at the Brush
Renault fainted again.
"Stinky rascal, you dare to take advantage of this princess! I hate it! I actually rub someone's whereabouts! Sleep for half an hour, I really want you to be a maggot in the next life!"
Huang Yingqiao's face was flushed and she pouted.
Although she said this, her face was hot for a while, and her heartbeat gradually accelerated.
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Heavenly Realm, Thirty-three Days, Eight Views Palace, Taiqing Palace.
Taishang Laojun Immortal Wind Dao bones, sitting cross-legged in the clouds.
"Zha'er, I'll forget it, the position of the demon boy is indeed somewhat similar to the place where Yang Jian tortured and killed Yuan Hong back then!"
Nezha knows very well that in the battle of the gods, he was the marshal of the Western Zhou Dynasty and Yang Jian was the vanguard.
That Yuan Hong, who is very similar to Sun Wukong, made strange and brutal moves, and forced the Taigong to hang up the exemption card.
As a result, it was still the Taigong who borrowed Nuwa Niangniang's mountain and river community map, gave it to Yang Jian, sacrificed it in mid-air, and subdued Yuan Hong and killed him.
Nezha originally thought that Yang Jian had lost the map of the mountains and rivers, so he went to the mouth of the Guan River in Nanbu Zhou!
What is surprising is that the map of the mountains and rivers is in Yang Jian's place, and there is no Renault in it.
Nezha then said respectfully.
"Master Venerable, before the apprentice Sun came, he went to Yang Jian's place. The map of the mountains and rivers given by Nuwa Niangniang is still in Yang Jian's place and has not been lost!"
"The disciple really can't remember what place it is, is there a second place between heaven and earth?"
Nezha looked puzzled, probably not too worried.
Eighty percent of the magic weapons in the world are made by Dao Ancestors, and Dao Ancestors should know everything.
Sure enough, Taishang Laojun smiled slightly, and there was a certain number in his heart.
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, did not answer Nezha's question, but asked gently.
"Zha'er, do you know who gave Sun Monkey the skill spell?"
Nezha shook his head.
"I don't know, I usually drink, and when it comes to this issue, Wukong also tries his best to avoid it!"
"But the disciple Sun Guan Wukong's mana, as well as what he said, will be cultivated in three years to become a great product of the Heavenly Immortal, directly cross the Heavenly Tribulation, and cultivate into the Taiyi Golden Immortal. ”
"There are also eight or nine Xuangong to avoid the three calamities, presumably the person who taught him the spell is a very remarkable person!"
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard with satisfaction.
"Yes, his master, is indeed a very remarkable person!"
"Master, but the disciples don't know, what does this picture have to do with Sun Wukong?"
Nezha asked suspiciously.
Taishang Laojun picked up the teacup and took a sip gently.
"This picture was made by Master Sun Wukong!"
"It's just that before it was put into use, the War of the Gods has ended, and the original owner of this map has also been held an important position. ”
Nezha's heart was shocked!
War of the Gods?
The battle of the gods is the generalissimo of Zhou's crusade! But I really can't think of anyone, who can make such a treasure?
Taishang Laojun said again.
This picture is similar to the map of the mountains and rivers of the society, sacrificed in mid-air, you can disappear invisibly, the person who bumps into it, inhales into the picture, and the hand does not point to the pen, and cannot be out. ”
"If Da Luo Jin Xian accidentally enters here, he will be trapped for hundreds of years before he can get out of trouble!"
Boom!
Nezha usually likes to drink and often drinks with monkeys.
But whenever the master is mentioned, Sun Wukong changes the topic or keeps his mouth shut.
Nezha is really curious, who can teach him Sun Wukong.
"Then Master Tai, who is Master Sun Wukong?"
"I only heard Wukong always say a poem before, Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform. There is nothing in the first place, where is the dust!"
Taishang Laojun smiled again.
"His master has a great relationship with me, but I can't tell you at this time. ”
"This is also the reason why he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace at the beginning, and I couldn't bear to kill him! Of course, there is another reason not to kill him, that is, Nuwa Niangniang. ”
Nezha suddenly realized, it turned out to be like this!
No wonder the furnace of the master can refine the heaven and the earth, but he did not train the monkey to death.
"Zha'er, come with me!"
Nezha followed Taishang Laojun, stepped on the auspicious clouds, and in an instant, he came to the cowshed of Bajing Palace.
The cow boy looked at this and knelt down to greet him.
"See Master!"
"Children don't have to be polite!"
Taishang Laojun waved his arm, and a soft force helped Niu Tong up, and then hooked his fingers.
In an instant, a lump of cow dung and a handful of cow hair flew in front of Nezha.
"Master, this is ......"
Taishang Laojun smiled thoughtfully, and then said.
"Zha'er, go pick a branch!"
As soon as the words fell, Nezha summoned Hot Wheels, and without saying a word, he disappeared in an instant.
That is, in a few seconds, Nezha returned to the cowshed and offered the picked things with both hands.
Taishang Laojun saw things and smiled heartily.
"Ha! I didn't expect you to go and get the Tianhe lotus root, it seems that you are really good to the demon boy!"
Nezha's naughtiness, Taishang Laojun knows it well, and he can be said to have made the East China Sea frightened back then.
And the magic boy, he also knows it quite well.
When Nezha was seven years old, he took a bath in the Jiuwan River in the East China Sea, turned the river and the sea with the mixed sky and turned the sea, and even the river and the sea disturbed the Dragon Palace.
also used the Qiankun circle to patrol the sea Yaksha, smashed his head and bleed to death, and clashed with Ao Bing, the third dragon son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea.
not only beat Ao Bing to death, but also drew dragon tendons and used them as a belt to send Li Jing.
As a result, the dragon king sued the heavenly court.
But before he arrived at Nantianmen, he was beaten by Nezha again.
was grabbed by Nezha with forty or fifty pieces of scale armor, drenched in blood and embarrassed.
Ao Guang was also forced to turn into a snake by Nezha, and was caught home and knelt down to apologize, causing a catastrophe.
Later, the Yellow Emperor extinguished the ancestral ancient divine bow, shot a magic arrow, accidentally killed the boy of Shiji, and injured another Taoist boy.
When the Dragon King of the Four Seas jointly played the Jade Emperor and went to Chentang Pass to ask Li Jing and his wife about the crime, Nezha said.
"One person acts and one person is responsible, I killed Ao Bing and Li Gen, I should pay for my life, how can there be a reason for a son to affect his parents!"
After the severed arm, the abdomen was dissected, the intestines were cut off and the bones were removed, and the parents were returned.
In order to save his parents, he did not hesitate to sacrifice himself, filial piety moved the Dragon King, and Li Jing and his wife were also pardoned.
After cutting flesh and removing bones and killing himself, Nezha's ghost begged his mother in a dream.
The Yin family built a temple for the son to offer incense, and the Nezha temple appeared to the saints, attracting people from all walks of life to worship and worship.
But Li Jing obstructed it, which angered Nezha.
In a desperate situation where he couldn't be reborn, his nephew Taiyi Zhenren used lotus flowers to make a new body for Nezha and resurrected him.
Nezha regained his human form, and after he was reborn, he began to blacken!
With a fire-tipped spear in his hand, he stepped on the hot wheels, and chased Li Jing for revenge......
I didn't think that Nezha, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, was self-respecting and did whatever he wanted, but now he is so attentive and cares so much for a mortal.
......
Taishang Laojun's eyes were soft, and he was relieved.
I can't imagine that today, I have become so easy-going, fortunately, fortunately!
"Master, I don't think that branch is easy to use, but the lotus root is good!"
Nezha replied with an embarrassed smile.
Taishang Laojun, how can he not penetrate his mind.
But it's inconvenient to say more, only played Nezha and had a brain breakdown.
"Zha'er, go grab a handful of dirt, since you give it to him, then you will make it, and forge it here!"
Hey?
Nezha was even more puzzled.
I can't do it myself, but I can do it, and I'm still coming to you?
"Master!"
"Don't worry, I'll teach you!"
When Nezha heard this, he spit it out in one breath, so that's it!
Whatever the master says, just do it yourself.
At this time, the cow dung, lotus root, and a handful of cow hair and soil slowly floated in front of Nezha.
"Zha'er, on this pile of things, it's convenient!"
Burst!
What the?
Nezha almost fell on his back.
Master Venerable, let yourself pee on this pile of things?
This is the pen that made that picture, do you want to be so childish!
"Master?"
"Let you pee and pee, no nonsense!"
Nezha was confused.
But he didn't dare not listen, so he unbuttoned his pants with an unwilling face, and poured Ganlin on the pile of things......
......
"Burn!"
After Nezha listened to the order, he made a complicated seal on his chest with both hands.
Disease!
"Click!"
Nezha's eyebrows burst out with a karmic fire, burning the pile of things with a clattering sound.
"Bigger fire!"
Taishang Laojun said again.
Nezha's karmic fire had already spread its full strength at this time, and then he sacrificed a fire-tipped spear, and another fire was filled.
"Ha, it's almost done! The old man will help you again!"
I saw Taishang Laojun, with both hands fighting, waving the dust, and thousands of auspicious clouds under him, suddenly filled with fire.
"Samadhi is really hot!"
Disease!!!
In an instant, the monstrous fire came out along the dust of the Taishang Ancestor.
Swept by the scorching waves, straight to that pile of things!
After about three minutes, the light of the fire cleared.
The pile of things turned into a 40cm long black brush, full of aura and brilliance......
"Go, Zha'er, send the demon boy to solve the trouble!"
Taishang Laojun, and then waved the dust, and the figure disappeared with the light.
Eight Treasures Society.
Renault covered his head and slowly sat up.
It's just that why did you sleep again? I don't understand.
"Hey, this chick, she looks very sweet, but she's actually a violent girl!"
Hey?
Renault muttered to himself.
But as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a cold chill hit him.
Turning his head suddenly, he saw that cold face, staring at Renault with an angry face.
"Huh, why do you look at your brother like this? Are you in love with your brother? My brother has a girlfriend, and he is gentler than you!"
Who knew that Huang Ying quenched lightly, then hugged her chest with her hands and pouted her nose.
"Who can take a fancy to you? Could it be that the girl is blind?"
"Didn't you refine this diagram! Hurry up and study, how to get us out!"
Renault pursed his lips and smiled weirdly.
"It's dangerous to go out, aren't you afraid?"
Scold!
Huang Ying directly covered her mouth, glanced at Renault, and laughed beautifully.
"In the current earth, where ordinary people live, even a Jindan immortal is rare. ”
"No matter how dangerous it is, how dangerous can it be?"
Then the yellow warbler leaned into Renault's ear, smiled beautifully, and exhaled like a landau.
"Is there anyone else, are you in danger?"
"Of course!"
Renault nodded solemnly and said again.
"The man had red hair and a green face, a mouthful of big yellow teeth, a mouth full of blood, short and fat, a buttocks of two meters, a waist as thick as a bucket, eyes as small as beans, hair like a snake, and a strange personality! Walked like a pig!"
"And in the realm of Da Luo Jin Immortal, I like to eat beautiful women, just like you Yingying, a beauty who captivates the country and the city!"
Renault is very close to the yellow warbler.
I saw that after hearing this, her face was slightly distorted, and her eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, as if she was thinking about something.
"How's that, are you scared?"
Unconsciously, Renaud felt that this princess was really cute.
Hum!
"Nonsense, how can there be such an ugly person in the world?"
Huang Ying pouted, her eyes thoughtful, she was a ghast in the hell oil pot, and she wasn't so ugly?
The kid in front of him who is full of running trains, I don't know what kind of fame he is doing?