Chapter 292: Am I Sick?
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As of December 3, the total sales of "Qingzi" have reached a crazy and staggering figure of 25 million copies.
After the "Qingzi" album became popular, all singers in the entertainment industry were staring at Chu Qing's album, and some keen singers even smelled the revival of rock 'n' roll, and hurriedly began to make their rock albums, ready to make a lot of money by taking advantage of a wave of popularity.
That's a lot of money!
As for Wu Kexing, it is very cold, as of the early morning of December 4, his album has only sold 3 million copies, and it belongs to the kind of street-hitting album that can no longer sell at the beginning, no longer has any explosive power, and can no longer have any expectations and hopes.
In many ways, Wu Kexing's street slamming is unscientific.
Tianyu Media also specially analyzed Wu Kexing's album on the street, and got a relatively accurate answer.
Wu Kexing's hitting the street is not the reason for the lyrics, nor the reason for his singing skills, nor is it a problem with any propaganda channel, the reason why Wu Kexing hit the street is that he met Qingzi.
That's right, I met this unreasonable card, like a monster Qingzi.
After coming up with this answer, the upper echelons specially instructed a group of high-level executives below to try to avoid colliding with Chu Qing when Chu Qing released the album in the future, unless they were very strong and confident, they could avoid it.
After all, Chu Qing's popularity is very incomprehensible.
Wu Kexing is undoubtedly a victim, but Wu Kexing has not been tragic from beginning to end, at least he is still named.
After Chu Qing's album completely crushed Wu Kexing's album, the major Q dog groups were spreading emojis intercepted from Wu Kexing's previous interview videos everywhere, and they were ridiculed with various words.
Interview in the production of the album: What? You may not believe it when you say it, my album may be every day, Qingzi? How can Qingzi be my opponent, we are not at the same level at all, right? Bai Youxue? What is it, I will kill her in seconds!
There were some crazy expressions on the album's release:,! I can't sell my album on sale?
After the album hit the street, some people wanted to cry but pretended to be strong: I didn't say it wrong, I am indeed not on the same level as Qingzi, am I wrong? I said it wrong, did I say it wrong? Am I wrong?
This kind of emoji spreads rapidly, every time this kind of interview emoji appears, netizens will laugh happily, and every time it appears, netizens will feel that Wu Kexing has a full sense of humor, and he has the pleasure of pretending to be forced to be grassy in it.
Of course, this kind of fame is also an unexpected gain after Wu Kexing's album hit the street, and it can be regarded as a small fire.
However, Wu Kexing, who didn't dare to show his head for an interview in Tianyu Company all day long, wanted to cry......
He would rather be a quiet beautiful man in Tianyu Company all the time than this humorous way of becoming famous......
After all, this way of becoming famous is a bit embarrassing......
When is the end of this day?
…………………………
Road exams.
"Qingzi, you drive slowly, yes, you slow down. ”
"Coach, it's okay, it was a pure accident when I hit the field before, I'm familiar with this car now, it really doesn't matter, coach, what are you doing, you don't have to pull the door handle like this, aren't you tired with your feet stepping on the brakes all the time?"
"Qingzi, it's okay and not tired, you drive according to what I say, yes, slow down, don't overtake, don't, don't overtake!"
"Coach, do you just keep following this car to eat dirt? And the front is not a solid yellow line, you can overtake. ”
"Qingzi, be steady, don't worry. ”
"Coach, it's okay, trust my skills!"
", Qingzi, you ......"
After a wave of overtaking......
"See, coach, I think my skills are quite OK, and I surpassed them in one fell swoop. ”
“……”
"Qingzi, can you stabilize a wave?"
"Well, okay, I've always been very stable in driving, and I'm really different now than when I first got into the car. Chu Qing looked at the car in front of him and turned the steering wheel slightly again.
"Aoko, what are you doing?"
"Keep overtaking, I can't see the line of sight in front of me no matter how I follow the big truck in front. ”
"That's a big truck, you slow down, let him drive first? Chu Dajiang grabbed the seat belt with one hand, and hung the co-pilot's handle with the other......
"Coach, I can't follow behind, I can't see the line of sight in front of me all the time, I really feel insecure......"
"Don't overtake,!"
Chu Dajiang felt that after teaching Qingzi, he could consider retiring and no longer doing the promising profession of coaching.
Chu Dajiang sometimes felt that he was also very strange.
When he was teaching other celebrities to practice the road, he was still at ease, and even leisurely took out his mobile phone to swipe Weibo and take photos of these little stars for a wave of attention, but when Chu Qing was practicing the car, Chu Dajiang felt that his heart could not be stable no matter what.
Even he raised his heart to his throat, and his eyes felt that his life was in danger at any time.
After all, it's a road instead of a field, and there's all sorts of cars everywhere!
Although Chu Qing drove fairly steadily and there were no major problems, Chu Dajiang always stared at the front.
He is not worried about anything else now, what he is most worried about is that Chu Qing saw the big truck Kamath in front of him, and he didn't say a word about overtaking with the gear and throttle.
The big truck and KAMAZ are not other cars, if you come with the big truck or KAMAZ, Chu Dajiang feels that he basically won't need to use it this year.
But Chu Qing didn't have this sense of security, and when he saw the big truck and Kamath, he wanted to go up and overtake him......
The good name said, I don't want to eat dirt in the back!
Chu Dajiang wanted to step on the brakes a few times to stop Chu Qing's crazy almost dangerous action-like behavior, but there was a little bit of hesitation, just such a little hesitation, Chu Qing decisively hit the steering wheel again and continued to overtake.
After driving around, Chu Qing stretched his waist and handed a bottle of mineral water to the frightened Chu Dajiang.
"How's it going, coach?"
"It's okay, it's okay...... Call. Chu Dajiang has a feeling of the rest of his life, although Chu Qing is overtaking all the way, but Chu Qing is very stable, and there are no other car accidents that he imagined.
In the event of a car accident......
Chu Dajiang didn't dare to think about it.
"Well, I also think it's good to be in good shape today. Chu Qing nodded, remembering the fear he had when he drove for the first time before, and feeling the proficiency of being able to drive now, Chu Qing felt a sense of accomplishment.
After all, the first time I didn't even know how to play the steering wheel, and the accelerator and brake were always wrong.
"Are you still practicing?" After Chu Dajiang poured a bottle of mineral water, he finally felt the horror in his heart, and looked at Chu Qing a little more comfortably.
"Let's do one more lap. ”
"Well, this time let's go to an open place to practice first, after all, there is a lot of traffic in this place, and it is better to practice in that place with less traffic. Although he was not sure that he was more comfortable, Chu Dajiang felt a little insecure.
"Yes, good. Chu Qing nodded and got into the car with Chu Dajiang again.
When the car started again and Chu Qing drove steadily, Chu Dajiang breathed a long sigh of relief.
Next to it is an empty road, the traffic flow is getting less and less, and looking at Chu Qing's appearance, the car is really driving steadily.
That should be fine.
Chu Dajiang, who was relieved, chatted with Chu Qing.
"Aoko, what are you going to do next?"
"What's next?"
"Now that your new album is so popular, have you considered taking advantage of this wave of popularity to hold a concert? I can guarantee that your concert will definitely be popular. ”
"I didn't think about it, I was going to take a break for a while. Chu Qing shook his head.
"Rest? Now that you are in the middle of the day, how can you have this kind of thought? A big star like you shouldn't consolidate his popularity, and hit the first-line stars in Huaxia, and if he hits the first-line stars, he can rush out of Huaxia?" Chu Dajiang felt that Chu Qing was very different, and generally a star like Chu Qing was in the middle of the day, and his eyes were definitely staring at the vast market outside Huaxia, right? But looking at Chu Qing's appearance, it seemed that he didn't feel anything at all.
"I haven't thought about it, what do you want to do so far...... Now the key is to get a driver's license, buy a car and drive ......" Chu Qing turned his head and glanced at Chu Dajiang, his expression was very serious, not like lying.
"Well, Aoko, don't you have a plan......? "Damn, Aoko, turn the wheel right away." ”
"What, steering wheel? ”
"You're turning in the wrong direction, right, right!" Chu Dajiang looked at the ditch in front of him, and immediately slammed on the brakes, but the problem was that the speed of the car was a little fast, and he didn't step on it at all.
"Okay!" Chu Qing calmly stared at the ditch in front of him, which was getting older and closer, but his mind subconsciously hit the steering wheel!
"No, it's on the left!Hit to the left!" Chu Dajiang shouted!
"Bang!"
With a hard slam of the coach, the coach crashed into a stone pillar next to the ditch, knocking the front lid into smoke.
"......" Chu Dajiang felt that his heart had also been hit, and subconsciously took a deep breath.
"Coach, this ...... It looks like it's crashed again. Chu Qing embarrassedly stepped down from the car and looked at the smoking front.
"Aoko...... Or...... How about practicing after the New Year first?" Chu Dajiang held back for a long time, and finally held back such a sentence.
He felt that Chu Qing would get out of the car if he practiced again, and the coach car would be destroyed.
"......" Chu Qing was silent for a long time, and then looked at Chu Dajiang again, "Do you want to give me another chance?" I promise that next time, yes, I will definitely not do this next time." ”
"Aoko...... I really want to save my life for the New Year, you ...... Be considerate of me?" Chu Dajiang took a deep breath, if it hadn't hit the pillar of the ditch just now but on Kamaz, then ......
"Coach, you are talking a little heavily, this is really an accident, and didn't you say that it is normal for some accidents to have an accident in the learning car......?
He's got money in the card now!
You can still fix a car or something.
This feeling of being a big money is very comfortable.
"......" But coach Chu Dajiang wanted to slap himself hard, and then beat himself so much that he didn't even know his mother.
Is it normal for students to have an accident?
Why did he say this in the first place?
Am I sick!8)