Chapter Thirty-Six: It Seems Like We're in Trouble

In the video, Chen Yu's evaluation continues.

"Alright, now that I've turned on the Limit level, time is very, very slow in my world. So I'm trying my best to control the speed of my speech so that everyone can understand what I'm saying. ”

As he spoke, Chen Yu flipped through the book in a way unique to quantum reading, found page 225, paused for about five seconds, and then closed the book and took off his glasses.

"OK, I've finished memorizing. It's hard to memorize, so I'll just memorize it for a while and don't care about these details. ”

After making an OK gesture, Chen Yu faced the camera, took out a long cloth to surround the eyes of his mask, and quickly recited: "Start with the first line." The good things in the world are not strong, and the colored clouds are easy to scatter and the glass is brittle. Backward, Yueniang sent Mother Li and Sister Gui out, hit the door of Huilian, the door was closed, there was no movement, and she was very suspicious in her heart......"

[My day!Awesome, my brother!]

[You can't memorize the whole book, right?]

[Sorry for the interruption.] 】

[Groove, cowhide, cruel, 2333, 6666, 9999, FFFF, OHHH, excellent, awesome......]

[If you can't get the Nobel Prize in the future, I'm sorry for the force you pretend to be now.] 】

[I almost believed it (funny)]

[Don't show it, how much does it cost?

[It's not astringent content, bad reviews!]

β€œ...... My virginity is not obedient, and I am threatened to die. I still have to press the complaint, who dares to burn the corpse! The fire family has gone away in a mess, and they dare not burn it, so they have to stop the coffin in the temple and talk back. Exactly: Qinglong Jade Baishu peers, the good and bad things are not guaranteed at all!"

After reciting the last line of the poem, Chen Yu took off the long cloth, pointed at the camera, and said with a smile: "Two hundred and twenty-five pages, the whole article, more than five hundred words, it should be not a word." ”

As he spoke, he turned to page 225 and pointed at the camera: "You can see if there is a mistake in my backing?"

After a pause of three seconds, Chen Yu crossed his index fingers with both hands, and his words unconsciously carried a slightly satisfied tone of pretending to be forced: "I know, you think I'm faking, it doesn't matter, facts speak louder than words, one book can't prove it, then two halves, three books, four books." You can't say I've memorized all these books in advance, can you?"

As the words fell, he picked up the dice and threw them at the evaluation table again.

"Whoa. ”

Two.

Three.

Three.

"Two, three, three, add up to eight, then let's draw out the eighth book. Chen Yu found the eighth book from top to bottom, dragged the book out, and placed it in front of the camera: "Mr. Yu's "April 3rd Incident", such a big thick book, falling from the upper floor can kill people, I can't memorize it all, right?"

"Whoa. ”

Once again, the dice were thrown on the table, revealing three numbers.

From low to high, one, five, six.

"Then came the time to witness the miracle. ”

Put on quantum reading glasses and pick up "April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu quickly turned to page 156, read for a second, closed the book with a "bang", then took off his glasses and took out the long cloth to surround his eyes.

"You know what?" said Bai Xue, who didn't realize that he had actually walked to Bai Xue's door. He remembered that one day two years ago, he saw snow fluttering out of this door, just as she was dancing out now......"

β€œ...... Bai Xue's bedroom is exquisite, but not as tidy as Han Sheng's bedroom. He ...... in a chair."

β€œ...... Bai Xue was going to tell him everything straight to the point, but it made him eat a pound......"

β€œ...... Her face turned red when she had just recovered, and we never spoke at school, so I was taken aback. ”

Reciting the last word, Chen Yu also ripped off the long cloth with some excitement, and compared his hands to the camera: "Six is not six?!"

【66666!】

[How did you do that?]

[I'm shocked!]

[To tell you the truth, this wave of operations is really sassy. 】

[The strongest brain welcomes you. 】

[Such a cowhide UP, pay attention to ......]

Picking up "The April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu turned to page 156, fully displayed the page to the camera for three seconds, and then put it down: "Next is the third book." ”

"Whoa. ”

"Three, three, four, together are ten, ten, ten. ”

Grabbing out the tenth book in the stack, Chen Yule lifted it up, revealing the cover: "It's the fifth edition of the Modern Chinese Dictionary, no one will think that I have even memorized this one, right?"

When the words fell, Chen Yu threw the dice directly.

"Two, four, five. Two hundred and forty-five pages. ”

Wear quantum glasses, and in extreme mode, it takes two seconds in the real world to memorize the entire text.

"Snoring: < mouth > snoring. ”

"Skidding: Verb, 1. refers to the friction generated when the wheel or pulley is rotated and idling because it does not meet the requirements. 2. The ground is slippery and untenable, and it is unstable to walk. ”

"Dangling: a verb that sways from side to side and stands unsteadily. [Joke] verb, when the opera is performed, improvise something ridiculous to amuse, which is called joke. ”

"Jerk off: verb ......"

[Awesome!(The first barrage in my life, dedicated to the UP Lord)]

[Show to explode!]

[Convinced! Really convinced......]

[Cattle. 】

[I want to get all the information about this person in one minute!]

[This is a big guy......]

Open page 225 of the Modern Chinese Dictionary and show the contents to the camera.

Sure enough, word for word!

"It stands to reason that I should continue to memorize the next one, but because the Modern Chinese Dictionary is too thick, it is not enough to just evaluate it once, so I will evaluate it again to prove the function of this quantum glasses. As he spoke, Chen Yu picked up the three dice and threw them away.

"Whoa. ”

"This time it's three, three, six. Three hundred and thirty-six pages. I know, and I'm sure there will be people who will say that my dice are tricked, so I'm going to add a random number temporarily, and this random number is the number of seconds on this clock on my desk, and now it's ......"

Chen Yu in the picture turned his head sideways, glanced at the time on the clock, and said: "Now that the second hand has reached forty-seven seconds, then we will use three hundred and thirty-six, plus forty-seven." Altogether it is ...... I do the math. ”

Chen Yu snapped his fingers, and after a while, he raised his head: "It's three hundred and eighty-three in total, then I'll turn to three hundred and eighty-three pages." Then it's time to witness the miracle for the fourth time!"

After the words fell, he put on his quantum reading glasses and opened page 383 of the "Modern Chinese Dictionary", which took one second to memorize.

"Scheme: noun, 1. Plan of work. 2. Formulated French formula. ”

"Convenient: adjective, 1. convenient. verb, 2. to make convenience; to give convenience...... 5. Euphemism, refers to excretion of urine and defecation. ”

"Instant noodles: noun, 1. refers to pasta related to excretion ......"

[However, Lao Tzu has no culture, and he breaks into the world with a slot. 】

【it!】

【!+1】

【!+2】

【!+3】

【Cowhide!】

【Cowhide!+1】

【Cowhide!+2】

In the screen screen, a round of barrage suddenly broke out......

After memorizing the contents of the book word for word, Chen Yu took off the long cloth covering his eyes and summarized it to the camera.

"Okay, so now the review is almost over. First of all, thank you for the technology product provided to me by Daguang Company, and thank you very much for the support of the audience, I promise that all the income from all my videos will be donated to the charity foundation, and I will generate electricity with love, and please forward it more! ”

"There is one more thing to announce, starting from the fifth phase, the product evaluation will be transferred to the form of live broadcast and video, and at that time, there will be real, high-tech, and shocking technology products online!

As Chen Yu's last line and advertisement fell, the picture fell into darkness.

......

At the same time, in a non-listed unit in Beijing.

The middle-aged man sitting in the first place turned off the video, was silent for a long time, and said in a hoarse voice: "It seems that there is going to be big trouble......"