"Oh, it's Xiao Xu, what did you bring me?"

When his son-in-law came to visit, Lord Yama suddenly fell asleep and immediately sat up straight.

When he saw Xu Moqiu, who was empty-handed and smiling, a donkey face suddenly pulled down, and frowned: "That's how you came?"

The meaning of these words could not be more obvious, since it is to see the old man, how can anyone come empty-handed?

Excuse me? You don't have to be dozens of pounds old, right?

"Well, I have something important to discuss with you......"

Lord Yama's face suddenly turned cold, his body lying on the bench turned over, turned his butt against Xu Moqiu, and said angrily: "I don't want to talk to you now, you make me very cold." ”

Xu Moqiu almost didn't jump up and give him a kick.

Holding back the anger in his heart: "That, I left in a hurry this time, next time! I'll come next time, I promise to make up for it." ”

"Hey, I'll just say that casually. Hearing this, Lord Yama immediately turned his body over, and the smile on his face was as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum, "What is the relationship between the two of us? Remember to bring two big girls next time, as well as gold ingots or something, you don't need too much, just two truckloads of meaning. ”

Even his own son-in-law is blackmailing, can he be more shameless?

"Okay, okay. Don't say two, four can do. ”

Who wouldn't write a blank check? Xu Moqiu nodded perfunctorily, and then got to the point: "I'm here to ask you for someone this time. ”

"Someone?" Lord Yama suddenly frowned, "I'm all dead people here, to be precise, all ghosts, what are you doing here?"

Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to answer, a flash of inspiration flashed in Lord Yan's mind, and he jumped up with a pat on the chair, pointed at Xu Moqiu's nose and scolded: "Okay, you shameless animal! How long has it been since you couldn't help it?

Xu Moqiu pointed to his face: "What kind of person am I?"

Lord Yama sneered: "What do you say?"

Let's go to Nima's!

Lao Tzu is one of the top ten outstanding young candidates in Yuejiang City, and he is so worthless in your eyes?

Xu Moqiu didn't have the same knowledge as him, and patiently explained: "It's a little girl......"

"Mommy! shameless!" Lord Yan didn't wait for Xu Moqiu to finish speaking, picked up the stinky slippers, jumped up and threw them at him.

At the same time, Bai Wuchang also took out the hemp rope around his waist and looked at Xu Moqiu with an unkind expression.

Seeing that he was quite helpful to the abuse, Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't panic, listen to me." ”

Lord Yama still has a black face: "It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, and it is difficult to draw bones, and you don't know your heart when you know people." I didn't expect you to have this hobby...... I'm so blind!"

Bai Wuchang is the grass on the wall, and echoed: "Yes, that's it! Shameless thieves!"

"What are you panicking about? Listen to me! That's how it ......."

Xu Moqiu didn't give him a chance to say two words this time, "crackling" like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, and told the reason for the matter. Of course, his words were half-true, in order to let this old turtle calf sell himself a face, he put a hat of his goddaughter on Xiaoya's head.

Lord Yama frowned, touched his chin and pursed his mouth, and thought for a long time before he spoke: "You are like this, I'm afraid it's a little unruly......"

Propriety?

When you killed Lao Tzu, why didn't you want to be out of line?

Xu Moqiu almost didn't take off his pants, soaking him in old urine.

Resisting that impulse, a flattering smile appeared on his face, and he said with a clear conscience: "Oh! In this underworld, but in the territory of your old man's house, you can say that you are a unique existence! You see, you are simply the dragon among people, Yushu Linfeng is earth-shatteringly handsome, not only is your talent outstanding, but also has a bodhisattva heart to help the suffering, you are simply a model of outstanding people in the new era!"

"Besides, this is something that we don't even know about the sky, as long as we don't talk about it......"

Xu Moqiu's sycophant made the old man of Hades feel comfortable, touched his chin, his face was full of red, and he couldn't stop nodding: "Mm-hmm." What you say is true, but I have always kept a low profile with your father-in-law! ”

Xu Moqiu struck while the iron was hot, stepped forward very sensibly, and beat his thigh: "Then what I just said ......?"

"Well...... this" Speaking of this, Lord Yan suddenly looked embarrassed, frowned, and said, "If it's not my father-in-law, I won't give you face, you haven't figured out the key to the problem." ”

The false smile on Xu Moqiu's face suddenly disappeared without a trace, and he said with a calm face: "What do you mean by this?"

"That's right, you put down the bench first, and listen to me tell you slowly. Lord Yan waved his hand at Xu Moqiu with a kind face, pondered for a while, and began to tell him the truth, "You think, everyone's life expectancy has been arranged by God a long time ago, you are against the way of heaven like this, if you check it out at that time, this is a sin that will be hit by five thunders!"

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "What's the matter? Isn't it just being struck by lightning? It's not the first time, what's the big deal?"

What is so terrible about being struck by lightning? He promised that someone had not been slashed.

"It doesn't matter if you die or not, the key is if they know that I connived at you......"

Wow! Xu Moqiu can hear it, this old turtle calf is afraid of being implicated!

What about the good Weng son-in-law?

Immediately jumped up and began to sprinkle: "I don't care, I have to take people away today! You have to promise if you promise, if you don't agree, ...... not."

"Ouch?" said with a strange cry from the mouth of Lord Yama, with a look of disdain, "In my territory, I can still be threatened by you?"

"Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu ......" Xu Moqiu was so angry that he picked up the bench again, but thought that he might not be the opponent of this old turtle calf, plus there was Bai Wuchang, a dog's leg next to him, the so-called two fists were invincible to four hands......

Xu Moqiu dropped the bench, hugged the pillars on both sides of the hall, and shouted: "If you don't agree, Lao Tzu will die in front of you today!"

Lord Yama still doesn't eat oil and salt: "Then you will die for me to see?"

How long has he lived, he doesn't even remember himself, what scene has he never seen? That's it, can it scare him? It's a joke!

"Mom, then I'll smash the balls when I go back!Let your daughter stay alive and widowed! When your daughter wakes up, see how she cleans you up!" Xu Moqiu's face turned pale, and he directly sacrificed his murderous move.

He doesn't believe it, and uses this as a threat, will this old guy not compromise?

Sure enough, Lord Yama looked surprised: "Playing so ruthlessly?"

Xu Moqiu's face was hideous: "Lao Tzu is so ruthless!"

"Okay...... You managed to convince me. I can let you take people away, but ...... You've got to think about it. Lord Yama finally straightened his body, and his expression became serious, "Even if you bring her back, the pain will still torment her, and she can still only lie on the cold hospital bed for the rest of her life!" Do you think you are helping her or torturing her?"

At this moment, Xu Moqiu was silent.

Without waiting for him to speak, Lord Yama said again: "Death may be more of a relief for her. Time can heal all the wounds, and the pain in her mother's heart will disappear without a trace over time, leaving only thoughts. ”

Xu Moqiu's face was bitter: "There is no way to make her ......"

At this moment, Lord Yan suddenly changed his painting style, touched the half-inch beard on his chin, and laughed: "Haha, of course there is!"

Knock on your grandma!

Xu Moqiu couldn't wait to strip off his knotted goatee, and hurriedly asked, "What way?"

"You can use merit to exchange for the Ten Great Tonic Pills!

That's right!

Xu Moqiu only then sounded that his Laoshizi merit book also had an exchange function!

Quickly closed his eyes, his mind entered the sea of consciousness, and sure enough, he saw a gray button for merit exchange!

Wait, gray?

Xu Moqiu had a hint of foreboding in his heart......

SUBCONSCIOUSLY CHOSE MERIT EXCHANGE, AND AT THIS TIME A COLD VOICE CAME: "CURRENT MERIT, MINUS TEN THOUSAND AND ONE HUNDRED, DO NOT MEET THE EXCHANGE CONDITIONS, SORRY ......"

Xu Moqiu was puzzled when the voice of Lord Yan rang in his ears: "Just now, you contradicted your father-in-law, and I reported it, and forcibly deducted fifty points of merit. ”

Oh, can it be like this? What is this...... It's too tricky! Also, this old guy is too cautious! It's obviously a well-intentioned argument, but he has to say that it's a confrontation!

But what makes Xu Moqiu even more curious is why this guy can report himself and enter his own sea of consciousness?

Lord Yama's voice sounded again: "Boy, don't be too surprised, your father-in-law and I have great magical powers." It's not something you can understand. ”

In his words, in addition to contempt, he was swelled to the extreme, which made Xu Moqiu have the urge to kill his relatives in righteousness.

"So what do I do now?"

"What's the matter?" Lord Yan's under-beaten voice came, "For the sake of your kid's desire to save people's hearts, the old man will help you brush your face card today......! Forcibly turn on the exchange mode!"

With a soft sound of "ding", the originally gray option suddenly turned green, Xu Moqiu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly chose to exchange merits.

The rows of menu options dazzled Xu Moqiu.

Lord Yama reminded: "You need to redeem the things in the Consumables-Elixir option, eighteen on page eighteen. ”

Tire protection pills, seven Tianhuang pills, A Sanshen oil......

After searching for a long time, Xu Moqiu finally found the so-called Ten Perfection Tonic Pill.

If you look closely, the original price is 5,000 merits, but the current price is 8,000!

This Nima is too scary, isn't it? There are tens of thousands of people at every turn......

Lord Yama explained for him: "This is a special case for you, and the price is high, which is also reasonable." ”

"The truth is such a truth, but the key is that my special merit is more than 10,000 yuan! How to buy it?" While complaining, Xu Moqiu casually clicked the buy button.

The voice sounded: "Ding, congratulations on your successful purchase, the system will appoint staff to deliver it within ten minutes, thank you for your support." The current merit point is minus 20,000 and 100. ”

Immediately, the exchange menu was immediately closed, and when Xu Moqiu looked at it again, the exchange button turned gray again, and there was an icon with a small lock.

Well? Why is it minus 20,000 and 100? Is it because you didn't learn math well, or did the math teacher of the system die early? Or did some people take kickbacks?

Just as he was puzzled, Lord Yama spoke: "Boy, don't blame me for not reminding you, this thing can only be exchanged once, are you sure you want to use it for that little girl?"

Xu Moqiu was silent for a moment.

Yes, I am not related to her, and it is already very good to rescue her, you know, who is also lying on the hospital bed and enduring the torture of illness, there is also his sister Xu Linlin.

She has been waiting for this day for fifteen years!