The next morning, Lu Yifan had just eaten breakfast and received a message about the preserved eggs..The fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ .

Preserved Egg: "Mortal, your book is about to be recommended on PK, why haven't you written a testimonial?"

Mortal: "Testimonials? It's not a charge on the shelves, why write a testimonial?"

Preserved Egg: "I'm dizzy...... Others can't wait to write a testimonial of a few thousand words last time they tested the waters, why don't you write a testimonial after being recommended by PK?

Do you know that there is also a 'fine' author who is PK at the same time as you?"

Mortal: "Who?"

Preserved eggs: "July Chang'an, write the one that wrote "Martial Arts Supreme". ”

Mortal: "I don't know, it's a street fighter, right?"

Preserved Egg: "......"

The editor in charge of preserved eggs was quite speechless.

The author of the 'fine' product is actually hitting the street in the eyes of this mortal!

How much despise people?

However, with patience with 'sex', Pidan continued to reply: "Mortals, you must know that each issue of PK will only feature one book. Put these books together, just like raising Gu, let you fight and devour each other, and only those who survive to the end can advance to the next round.

If you are defeated by July Chang'an, I'm afraid the PK in the second round will not have your share. ”

Mortal: "I see, I'll write a testimonial in a moment." ”

After the explanation of the editor-in-charge, Lu Yifan knew the important 'sex' of PK recommendation.

turned on the computer and casually checked the PK testimonials of the more popular books on the Penguin Literature Network, and Lu Yifan's heart sank slightly.

It turned out that in order to compete for the recommended position and more readers, I don't know how many authors racked their brains and wrote all kinds of bloody and heinous things. Passionate testimonials.

Their purpose is clear.

Lao Tzu just wants to be a god with a book, and Lao Tzu wants to be famous!

Hey?

What is this book?

Lu Yifan saw a book called "Martial Arts Supreme", and felt a little familiar.

Click on it and take a look at the information of the work, only to know that this is the 'fine' author who wants to be on the PK at the same time as himself.

The so-called knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, Lu Yifan is ready to learn about the testimonials written by Chang'an in July first.

"Readers, I have written a lot of books before in July, I have tried any entertainment stars and any urban treasures, but I either don't understand those genres, or I don't feel the slightest feeling of writing them myself.

Every word of this book was carefully written by me, and when I had no inspiration or cardin, I could only stay there, often unable to write even 2,000 words in a day, and even had no idea at all for several days in a row.

I thought so carefully just to write this book well and try to be as reasonable as possible. But after all, a person's ability is limited, and many of the plots of this book are not perfect, and all I can do is try to make it perfect.

In order to write this book, my cervical spondylosis worsened, and I just didn't go to the hospital.

Later, because of the infusion complicated by phlebitis, there were induration knots everywhere in the arm, and now the arm is unable to use force. It is also because of long-term use of 'medicine' that leads to liver pain and spots on the face, which has great side effects and great psychological pressure.

But I never complain, because I know that the online literature circle doesn't believe in tears!

This book is about to be on PK.

A few days ago, I heard from the editor-in-charge that in order to hold an urban Xiaobaiwen, I actually wanted to postpone my book for a week.

I was speechless and angry.

What kind of articles written by elementary school students compare with mine?

This is insulting the online article, insulting the author!

Brothers, please live and die with me for the sake of July's efforts!

Reward, collect, recommend, no one is missing!

Who have we been afraid of in July?

Martial arts supreme, reigning in the world!

The July Army, crush all living beings!"

After reading Chang'an's testimonial in July, Lu Yifan was a little moved.

But if you analyze it carefully......

Damn, it's full of routines!

In the early stage, it was sold miserably, and it was sympathetic, and in the middle stage, it belittled the opponent and pulled hatred, and in the later stage, it was impassioned and enthusiastic.

Lu Yifan knows that I am afraid that as soon as this testimonial comes out, many readers will be incited and infected.

"The online literature circle is really not a good place to 'mix'. Lu Yifan said secretly in his heart.

This is already the case in the first round of PK alone, so what kind of bloody rain should there be in the later rounds of more advanced PK recommendations?

However, this testimonial of Chang'an in July 'aroused' Lu Yifan's desire to fight.

Very good, July Chang'an, right?

If you want to fight, I will fight!

Since you named Lao Tzu and said that Lao Tzu insulted the online article, wouldn't it be too cowardly if I didn't fight?

With pride in his heart, Lu Yifan opened the backstage, added a new chapter, and wrote a PK testimonial.

PK testimonial: Song of God Butcher

"Crying blood and looking up, what a pity to go against the vicissitudes of life!

The sky has no eyes, I step on the sky to self-proclaim!

God has no spirit, I swear to slaughter the god and establish the emperor!

With good luck, I will go to the Heavenly God Emperor!

All souls are condensed, and in this life, the blood-stained immortal sky will die!

Scatter all the songs of this life, and rise to the mortals with this intention!"

After thinking about it, Lu Yifan added another sentence at the end: "My generation writer, why not fight!"

This "Song of the God Slaughter" is Lu Yifan's adaptation of the "Barbarian God Song" in Ergen's work "Seeking Demons".

Aren't you a great god author in July Chang'an?

Okay, you are a god, and Lao Tzu will slaughter you, a god!

Whoever stands in my way, I will destroy him!

He wanted to see if it was Chang'an's pretending to be pitiful and pulling hatred in July, or his own enthusiasm from this "God Slaughter Song".

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Zhu 'Yan' is the proprietress of a theme bar, usually busy to death, but once she has free time, she will go online and swipe Weibo, and then wander around major video websites for recreation.

It's the same today, I watched it on Youtu, my favorite "Sword and Fairy Love" will be broadcast in two days, and the low quality of other TV series is scary.

The bored Zhu 'Yan' can only be bored and scroll through the web page over and over again.

"Huh, the new issue of "Big Bird" has been updated!" Zhu Yan's eyes lit up.

It's one of her favorite shows.

The host, Big Bird, will select the most popular "door" jokes and videos on the Internet and broadcast them in the form of a talk show in the program.

It is also this show that has made Big Bird successfully transform from a little-known Northeast actor to a well-known anchor.

"Hello, welcome to the new episode of "Big Bird", I'm your host Big Bird. What are some of the fun and good videos in this issue? Let's take a look......"

Zhu 'Yan' stared at the computer screen with great interest, and couldn't help but 'show' an expectant smile on her face.

"In this issue, "The Cheating Team Scores One More Points, and the Former National Champion Was Exposed to Derailment", "Feng Dagang Angrily Scolded Wanda's Boss", "The Network Anchor Drove GTR and Hit People in Prison", ...... "The Appearance of the Mother and Son of the Kebab Stall". ”

The first few videos are all current affairs news, and after the big bird's ridiculous mouth, which made Zhu 'Yan' smile and lean back.

However, she knows that Big Bird has always had such a habit of putting the best videos at the end.

So is this video of "Kebab Stitch Stand Mother and Son's Appearance Bursting" good?