Xu Mang, who wore the first hat, has not changed his treatment in the class, and he is still so annoying, there is no way... Who made him a jumping worm?

On this day,

Xu Mang returned to the classroom with bread and milk, and met Teacher Wang Xuewang.

"Xu Mang!"

"You eat two breads and two cartons of milk alone?" Wang Xue couldn't help nodding when she saw the lunch in Xu Mang's hand: "It's better to eat more." ”

"Huh?"

"Teacher Wang, you misunderstood, this is..."Xu Mang was about to tell the truth, but was glared at by Yang Xiaoman.

Xu Mang understood what Yang Xiaoman meant, this was to let him not talk nonsense otherwise he would be polite, but it also brought a lot of doubts to Xu Mang, obviously nothing happened to the two, as if it was a concubine relationship.

"Teacher Wang, is there something wrong?" asked Xu Mang.

"Give!"

"Last time, I promised you, as long as you get the first place, I will give you a red envelope of 5,000 yuan. Wang Xue took out a thick red envelope, handed it to Xu Mang, and said with a smile: "Hurry up and take it!"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to refuse, but seeing Wang Xue's serious expression, if he refused, it might hurt Teacher Wang Xue's self-esteem.

Don't look at Teacher Wang Xuewang is a woman, but she can't stop ten physical education teachers when she is stubborn.

"What..."

"Teacher Wang, if you don't do this, isn't there a provincial high school student essay contest, if I win the first place in the provincial competition, you can give me a red envelope again, uh... How about adding another five thousand?" Xu Mang thought of a solution that was not a solution.

"Whatever you want. ”

"Speaking of the provincial high school essay contest, I just want to confirm with you that you and Yang Xiaoman will represent our city in the January competition, I don't know if you agree?" asked Wang Xue.

Yang Xiaoman hesitated for a moment, and asked silently, "Just me and this guy?"

"Uh..."

"And me. Wang Xue said: "I am still the leading teacher, of course, the Municipal Writers Association will also send a staff member with us." ”

Then

Xu Mang's brain began to run, and he asked shyly, "Teacher Wang... I'm going to stay in a five-star hotel, and I'm going to travel downstream at public expense after the competition."

"This..."

"What's that... Uh..."Wang Xue was a little embarrassed, although it was not good to do this, but it didn't say that it couldn't be done, in many cases, this is everyone's default, go out with money that is not your own, then the level of accommodation must be the highest, and then you can be high.

"Hey, hey. ”

"Teacher Wang, I understand!" Xu Mang nodded with a smile on his face.

In this regard,

Yang Xiaoman is very disdainful, it is because of the existence of this kind of person that the society is so smoky.

"That's it, I'll let you know when the time comes. Teacher Wang walked to the door of the classroom, glanced back at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and said with a smile: "You two... It's a good relationship, isn't it?"

"Teacher... I... And he... Don't get me wrong, it's just an ordinary classmate relationship!" Yang Xiaoman said hesitantly.

"Hmm!"

"The teacher believes in you. Wang Xue left the classroom with a smile.

Not to mention,

Wang Xue really believes that Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang are ordinary relationships, after all, one is a top scholar, and the other is a scumbag who wanders on the edge of genius and neurosis, if these two people love each other, the probability is even lower than the explosion in the school the next day.

belch

Wrong!

Wang Xue reacted at this time, there was really an explosion in the school, and the septic tank was blown up, good guy... After a full week of vacation, the murderer's criminal IQ was very high, leaving no clues, and even the surveillance cameras did not find any suspicious characters.

Many people think it's Xu Mang, but it's just an intuition.

"Could it be..."

Thinking of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman getting married and having children, Wang Xue felt like eating a piece of and felt uncomfortable, it was not that Xu Mang was not good enough, but Yang Xiaoman was too perfect.

...

[Trigger Task: Participate in the Essay Contest (Provincial Level)]

[Note: Please win the first place in the provincial essay contest once]

【Reward: Upgrade Card*8】

Xu Mang received a new mission, and this time he was rewarded with eight upgrade cards, which was very large.

In this way,

At the end of the semester, you can upgrade a stat to level 2.

"Hey!"

"Don't be in a daze, I'll make you a request. Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said.

"What?"

"In the future, please improve your thinking and morality. Yang Xiaoman looked serious: "I think there is something wrong with your thinking, either you are lazy or opportunistic, can you be a little sunny?

"Yes!"

Xu Mang nodded and said seriously: "You may not know that I suffer from a rare disease called 'I can only lie down and die if I move', and the probability of suffering from this disease is one in a quadrillion. ”

I...

Is it really an idiot to be a mother?

What is a rare disease that 'can only lie down and die if you move', isn't this just made up!

"Give me a little normal!" Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang's calf and said angrily: "No, my follower can't be so lazy, uh... Practice sanda with me on weekends in the future!"

Xu Mang:#¥%......&*

Is this woman crazy?

Practicing sanda with her, isn't this murdering her husband?

Hey?

How can I say 'murder my husband'?

"No way!"

"Isn't this becoming a close master of some school flower? Xu Mang shook his head, with the word 'firm' written on his face, and said: "And you are not a school flower, at most a village flower, I am a person who wants to save face, and not any woman will protect it." ”

Yang Xiaoman: (╬ ̄dish ̄)

...

Life is like a car driving on the highway, either others surpass you, or you surpass others, of course... There are also special existences, such as what kind of serial car accidents happened, and the car was directly destroyed and killed.

Xu Mang belongs to the latter,

He was in a car accident, but luckily he was alive.

0 points!

0 points!

0 points!

This is Xu Mang's recent performance, every in-class test is a zero score, which makes those teachers angry to the point of cerebral congestion.

"Xu Mang!"

"Can we return to the attitude that a normal student should have?" Lin Yishan blushed and roared at Xu Mang: "Every time you hand me a blank paper, you don't even write your name, what are you going to do?!"

"Teacher Lin..."

"Do you believe that there are symptoms in this world that 'as long as you hold a pen, your head will be dizzy'?" Xu Mang said innocently: "If you believe it, then we can continue to talk, if you refuse to believe this fact, then there is nothing I can do..."

Lin Yishan blew up,

He was originally in an explosive temper, but he was completely blown up by Xu Mang's so-called "as long as you hold the pen, your head will be dizzy".

"Xu Mang!!"

"Don't think I can't cure you!" Lin Yishan roared: "Give you one last chance, the city's mid-term joint examination, you kid must give me a satisfactory answer!"

"Oops!"

"Mr. Lin... Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver!" Facing Lin Yishan's roar, Xu Mang's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "Since this is all the same, then I only have one sentence left..."

"What?"

"The wind is blowing!"

......