Zhou Liyang, who has just entered his freshman year, finally understands why the old people say that life is not smooth sailing, and it is normal for three incidents and three implementations.

He felt that the lowest point in his life was now, and the most unlucky thing was to meet Zhang Xiaojian, the turning point was playing basketball one day, and the basketball rolled to Ye Mozhu's feet.

Then, he thought that this girl in the sun was so good-looking, and then, the tragic story began.

Zhang Xiaojian, a slut, appeared in the candlelight confession, and Zhou Guan and Zhang Dai became the protagonists...

Then inexplicably, the foreign aid Fan Long who he called angered Zhang Xiaojian, and in the basketball field he is best at, this guy gave himself another violent dunk...

That's it, he can't play ball, and the girl doesn't like herself, it's all things he can't control.

But why, after giving birth to my parents, one became your eldest brother and the other became your eldest sister?

Why do I have to call you uncle?

The most annoying thing is that he obviously drank too much, but since he was a child, his militarized management, and his father, who has accumulated a lot of authority, actually patted Zhang Xiaojian's shoulder and said, "Yes, this is your Uncle Zhang." ”

Burst...

In addition to Zhou Liyang, there were five people at the table, namely Lao Zhou and Mrs. Zhou, Zhang Xiaojian and Zheng Jiakai, and of course Ye Mozhu made a poofed laugh.

Because she was the only one who didn't drink, the other four people had wine bottles at their feet.

Zhou Liyang really wanted to brush his sleeves away... However, his father glared, so he had to sit down obediently.

Zhang Xiaojian, who had more than a dozen bottles of beer, blushed and said, "Old Zhou, don't be like this, forget if the child doesn't want to call." ”

Lao Zhou was not happy when he heard this, and he said first: "Okay, if you don't call it, don't call it, after all, you are all about the same age." ”

Zhou Liyang thought to himself, Dad, do you still know that we are about the same age?

Before he felt that his father could be regarded as a human being, Lao Zhou's next sentence was: "But Liyang, all of you here today are your elders, you have to toast a glass of wine." ”

Lao Zhou and Mrs. Zhou don't say that they are addicted to alcohol, but they will drink two glasses at dinner on weekdays.

Zhou Liyang grew up in such an environment, and the first time he vomited in his life was to let Lao Zhou pour it, can he drink alcohol?

Just picked up the wine glass and drank it all, Zhou Liyang felt that he had never drunk such bitter wine in his life.

He swore that he didn't like Ye Mozhu for a long time, but... Still couldn't change, Lao Zhou, who had already drunk too much, said to him again: "Let me tell you, my son not only plays basketball well, but also dances street dance very well." ”

"Come on, son, give everyone a whole paragraph...."

The typical Chinese parent...

As long as the child has learned something, he must show it at the wine table in front of his friends and family...

But the embarrassing thing is that Zhang Xiaojian and Ye Mozhu are not Zhou Liyang's real uncles and aunts, they are not much different in age, and even Ye Mozhu is still his senior sister.

This made it difficult for Zhou Liyang to really stand up and dance for a while.

Because before he could stand up, he was already embarrassed to death.

But Lao Zhou is not as kind as Zheng Jiaxuan and Zheng Jiakai said before... It is a unique position in the family, not to mention Zhou Liyang, Mrs. Zhou must also listen to him.

Machismo, in the eyes of Lao Zhou, a rough man, is called a gentleman.

So he stared at him after drinking too much, and Mrs. Zhou didn't know what was going on, and incited: "Come and dance for a while, don't be shy." ”

The reason why I say this is because every time Zhou Liyang performs his talent, he will usher in bursts of applause.

Mrs. Zhou will receive a wave of praise by the way, such as teaching her son well... This does indirectly satisfy the vanity of parents.

Just looking at Zhou Liyang's ugly face, Zhang Xiaojian frowned and said, "Old Zhou, let me tell you, don't ask the child to perform his talent at dinner, do you ask him if he is willing?"

Zhou Liyang swore that Zhang Xiaojian's sentence was human, and he couldn't help but look at the new uncle.

Zhang Xiaojian's words continued: "When I was a child, I was forced to perform because I learned guitar for two days. ”

"Not to mention how embarrassing it is, all in all, I really want to die. ”

"Why do you want to die?" asked Zheng Jiakai.

Zhang Xiaojian sighed, drank another glass of wine and said: "Because I could only "Two Tigers" at that time, and it was not a chord version...."

When Lao Zhou heard this, he patted his head and said: "I remember that Liyang can also play a guitar, so don't hip-hop, how about a guitar?"

“……”

"It's not Lao Zhou, can't we drink well?"

Lao Zhou was also reasonable when he heard this, but he said again: "But, I really want to listen to the chord version of "Two Tigers" now, Liyang will definitely give Daddy a performance, come, hurry up, don't be awkward like a girl!"

Zhou Liyang: "......"

He looked up at the window and saw a yellow leaf fluttering in the wind, and sorrow came from his heart....

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At the same time, in a studio hall in the distant magic capital, one hundred and ten girls were also performing their talents.

This is a selection competition for a talent show, there is no fixed judging standard, it has to be said, that is, if the director thinks you can do it, you can do it, and if the director thinks you can't do it, you can't do it.

After eating and drinking well in the magic capital for several months, Ning Xueqing, who still hadn't practiced all kinds of talents, was among them.

Demon Energy was invited to send a dozen girls, but because of the different serial numbers, they were not in a group, and most of the others had already performed, and they didn't know what the fate of them would be.

According to their Fang Hongfang's words, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, there are not many S-level programs in Goose Farm, this is one of them, and it is also the first girl group talent show in Huaxia's history, and even bought the copyright from abroad at a large price.

All the girls are working hard to show...

Only Ning Xueqing didn't, because she didn't know much.

It's not because she doesn't work hard, in fact, since Zhang Xiaojian left, she has worked hard to learn dance and practice singing, but not to mention compared with the people who are really professionally trained on the scene, even if it is a few sisters in the same group, it is a bit of a child's skill, and she can't compare.

To say that the only thing that has improved at a visible rate in the past three months is that she can split...

But splitting is a fart talent here, and some girls can split into the sky as soon as they lift their legs...

So Ning Xueqing stood in the crowd and was a little overwhelmed, even though she thought she had made all the preparations before coming, so she ran to the toilet again before the interview.

When she came back, Ning Xueqing saw a huge poster erected at the door, and the poster was Chen Ning, a film and television superstar who had just made a comeback.

Chen Ning was smiling like a flower in the poster, and her bright eyes seemed to be looking at Ning Xueqing, who was looking up at her, full of encouragement.

So Ning Xueqing also smiled, and mustered up the courage to enter the studio that was like an examination room for her again.

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