Chapter 1158: Harem (9)

The little palace maid at the bottom wanted to cry and pulled the sleeve of Xiaoshunzi's father-in-law without tears, and in just one morning's work, the original white face like jade was obviously tanned by a few degrees.

Girls like them who can enter the palace and become palace maids, before entering the palace, their family background will not be bad, and the worst is a girl from a small official's family.

I was no longer valued at home, and I didn't suffer from this.

Su Li squinted, very satisfied.

That's it, this group of palace maids and eunuchs didn't complain to her about being tired, and Zuo Muyan still picked people very well.

"Okay, the morning's work is over for the time being, and after the lunch meal, everyone will continue, and be sure to put the whole palace in order, strive for self-sufficiency, and reduce the burden on Your Majesty and Your Majesty's private treasury. ”

Su Li took out a wooden whistle out of nowhere and blew the horn.

Everyone who learned that they could stop for a while breathed a sigh of relief.

But I was told that I had to continue in the afternoon.... Want to die.....

Su Li waited for a while, and Zuo Muyan came quickly.

The wise and elegant young emperor looked at the scene in front of him and lost his temper in front of everyone for the first time.

What's even more embarrassing is that the two happy little piglets ran from a mud puddle somewhere at the same moment that Zuo Muyan stepped into the Laurel Palace.

fell into Zuo Muyan's eyes, seeing the animals that should not have appeared in front of him, Rao is flexible skills, he was stunned on the spot for a while, and he didn't think about coming back to his senses at all.

was stunned for a while, and the little piglet, who was beaming with joy at both ends, was getting closer and closer to him.

If you look at it from another angle, you can see the appearance of the piglet that is gradually magnified from Emperor Xuan's eyes.

The two little piglets are very different, except that half of the body is covered with yellow mud, one little piglet has a small blue silk scarf tied around its neck, and a little piglet has a small pink silk flower pinned to its ear.

Looking at the little piglet, he is also like a refined little piglet, which is different from other pigs.

Even if their bodies are dirty, the small silk flowers on their heads and the small silk scarves around their necks are well protected and clean.

Well, it's a particular piglet.

Zuo Muyan's mind diverged with such boundless thoughts.

Because the two little piglets were beaming with joy and had no malice at all, it wasn't until he felt the feeling of his trouser legs being pulled that Zuo Muyan came back to his senses.

Damn jubilant and rejoicing .... The devil knows how he sensed this emotion from the two pigs.

"Escort, escort...."The sharp cry for help of the Yun Gong Gong Duck spread throughout the sky of the entire harem.

Zuo Muyan's face was pale and pale, and he shouted, "Shut up." ”

Yun Gonggong was like a chicken that was choked in an instant, and his screaming stopped abruptly.

He was so panicked that he didn't dare to look directly into the emperor's eyes, and there was no blood on his white face.

Yun Gonggong claimed that he was low and did not dare to happen again. He did something stupid just now.

In the face of Zuo Muyan's anger, everyone present weakened their calves and fell to the ground in fear.

It's okay now, the two little piglets who have completely let go of themselves rub more happily on Zuo Muyan's calves.

The color of yellow mud is reminiscent, although the tip of the nose does not smell any peculiar smell, but the psychological violent reaction is still reflected in Zuo Muyan's body.

He threw up ....

Even if the young emperor has the majesty of a god and the innate nobility, and the whole person exudes a kind of intimidating king wind in the world, the vomit he vomits will not be fragrant, but also sour and rancid.

The palace maids and eunuchs who saw this scene secretly said in their hearts that it was over, their rickety bodies bent even lower, and their lowered heads were almost pulled to their chests and abdomen. At this time, they all wish they could be invisible.

Seeing His Majesty's embarrassing and humiliating scene, is there still a chance to live?

Zuo Muyan's pale face sank directly into charcoal black, and the surging anger burned his eyes red.

He stared at the yellow pieces of on his trouser legs.

Gonggong Yun rushed to him and wiped the dirt on Zuo Muyan's clothes with his sleeves.... As a result, the more this thing was smeared, and the hem of the trouser legs was dyed.

This, this, this.....

Unparalleled embarrassment and fear.....

"Get out..."Zuo Muyan couldn't bear to kick Yun Gonggong's body, and Yun Gonggong rolled onto it, just rolling down to the pile of vomit that His Majesty spit out.

Su Li couldn't bear to cover his eyes directly, it was not easy to be an excellent eunuch father-in-law.

Even if Gonggong Yun used his body to suppress the vomit, could it be that this incident had not happened?

This is covering your ears and stealing the bell, naΓ―ve~

Seeing that Zuo Muyan was angry, and was about to kick the little piglet through the cold, the concubine's angry voice suddenly appeared, "Leave the pig under your feet." ”

Zuo Muyan's raised right leg trembled subconsciously and paused in mid-air.

The two little clever piglets, who sensed the crisis, screamed, twisted their butts and fled quickly.

"Wan Fangzi, you'd better give me an explanation. ”

Su Li flicked the melon seed shell that fell on the palace clothes, and Shi Shiran stood up, but he didn't answer Zuo Muyan's angry question.

But.....

Pointing to Gonggong Yun, who was pretending to be dead on the ground, he frowned and said, "Father-in-law, get up quickly." ”

Gonggong Yun was inexplicably pulled up by the concubine herself, and looked at the wetness on his chest with regret, ".... Waste. ”

"This is the fragrance that belongs to His Majesty's mouth, and it should be used to water the little cabbage, so as to bathe in the majesty of the waves. ”

As he spoke, Su Li's movements in his hand were not slow, he took the small shovel in the hand of a little eunuch next to him, and shoveled it into the freshly baked small vegetable garden along with the vomit and the dust on the ground.

"This little cabbage must be the most watery, and when it grows up a little more, I will make it into a delicious dish with my own hands and present it to Your Majesty to eat, do you say it's okay?"

Su Li looked at Zuo Muyan and said with a smile: "I used to cook for Your Majesty, those little cabbages and small greens are all irrigated like this, and they taste very good..."

Hearing this, Zuo Muyan's face was more than ugly and indescribable.

With Su Li's clear voice, Zuo Muyan couldn't help but paint that indescribable picture in his mind.

I always feel that there seems to be a foul smell in this palace all the time.

Zuo Muyan didn't dare to look directly at the various green vegetables and fruits that were planted where his eyes were.

Even the cucumber he had eaten two quarters of an hour ago had the idea of wanting to deduct it immediately.

I finally regained some of my appetite, but I was afraid that I would have to go back to the original point again.

"Who would have allowed you to make a palace like this?"

Su Li: "Your Majesty promised it." ”

"I love this, Your Majesty will say yes or no. ”

It can be seen with the naked eye that Zuo Muyan took a deep breath several times, looking like an immortal, and at this moment he also fell into vulgarity.

β€œ.... It's good if you're happy. ”