Chapter 301
After the exam, Liu Yi is still very relaxed, he doesn't want to learn English four all the time, the school test level four, there is nothing in an ordinary university, but it is too embarrassing in Peking University, if the fourth level is passed, you can take the sixth level next year, and then take the special four, in fact, it seems that it is meaningless for him to take so many certificates.
"Good news for you. Liu Yiyi happily said in Liu Yi's ear, "My aunt is here, and you have no hope of being a father." She was a little worried, but now she doesn't have to. Liu Yi looked at her excited in surprise, probably during the safe period, and he was very careful, so there was no accident.
Liu Zhi nodded, it seems that Liu Yiyi is not ready to be a mother, "That's good, I will pay attention next time to ensure that we graduate from college normally." Although Liu Yi was arrogant, he was also not ready, he still hoped to be able to graduate normally, whether he went further, he still hoped that he could get a higher degree.
The two of them relaxed, this is a good thing, Liu Yi worked hard to review the last subject, as long as this last subject was examined, he would pass this semester normally. When I returned to the dormitory, I saw Zhang Qidong sighing, "What's the matter, second brother, isn't it the time for the spring breeze to be proud?" Liu Yi looked at him, the relationship between him and Li Rui is very good now, the development is very good, what else is there to worry about.
"The love field is proud, and the examination room is frustrated. Zhang Qidong sighed, "I hung up a course, I haven't studied hard recently, and my grades are a little behind, it seems that I have to add more oil, and it will definitely not work if it goes on like this, this is too time-consuming to fall in love." ”
"Come on, you're all proud of your love, and you're going to stimulate us two bachelors. Wu Wenzhi said depressedly, he and Han Zhen haven't done it yet, and they are working hard, but the two of them have passed the exam, and the results are not bad, but they are disappointed in love.
"This year's report card will definitely be sent home, and my dad will definitely blame me if he finds out, you have all passed, what can I do. Zhang Qidong said depressedly, Liu Yi didn't know how to answer him, should he let everyone hang a door to accompany him?
"You can still make up the exam next year, review it well after you go back, it's nothing if you don't pass this time, you can guarantee to pass the exam next year, you can be admitted to Peking University, can this exam still stump you?" Liu Yi said with a smile. Hearing Liu Yi say this, Zhang Qidong's mood was much better, "Li Rui also praised you, I think you are a very good person, this is a high evaluation of you, and I already agree with you in my heart." But she has passed all the exams, and you have to keep up with it yourself, in case she is admitted to graduate school, and you have nothing, but go out to work, it will be difficult to say then. Liu Yi explained.
"I'm also afraid, her grades are so good, I can't keep up, in case she is surpassed, what face will I have in the future. Zhang Qidong said depressedly.
"Fourth, what about Situ Zhenzhen and Fu Li, how do they feel about the two of us?" Wu Wenzhi and Han Zhen were very curious, the two of them hadn't done it yet, and they were also very anxious, Liu Yi knew that it might hurt a little to tell the truth, because the two girls didn't actually have any feelings for the two of them.
Liu Yi thought for a while, and then said slowly, "They said that the two of you are a bit straight with male cancer.
"What do you mean?" Han Zhen asked curiously, a word they didn't understand at all.
"It's just that you two don't care too much about the feelings of girls, and you lack thoughtfulness and care. Liu Yi reluctantly gave a not very good answer, the two of them may have been a little stupid in learning.
"No, I'm quite considerate, her math grades are not good, I deliberately found time to make up lessons for her, buy her tutoring books, her English is not very good, I accompany her every day to communicate in English. Wu Wenzhi said depressedly, he has done a good job.
"This is your problem, the math score is not good, the most important thing is comfort and help, not to buy a workbook, you are also wonderful, didn't you tell her that if you can't do high math problems, don't want to be your girlfriend." Liu Yi said helplessly, "What girls want most is care, care is not that you buy exercise books for her, but care for her, comfort her, and give her a little help when she needs it. "If it's other poor schools, it's reasonable, but this is Peking University, one of the highest universities in the country, there is no way to have poor learning, everyone is working hard, except for people like him who are born inferior to them in terms of intelligence. "What girls need most is companionship, most of what they say is meaningless, you must not take it seriously, but you must remember, because girls will take these things out and confront you at any time, and do not agree at will, just listen, if you have to express your position, raise your hand in favor. ”
"Then what if you can't do it?" Han Zhen asked unconvinced.
"That is, you must have done something that made her uncomfortable, and she wants to confirm with you if you love her or if she has the most important place in your heart. Liu Yi doesn't know how to teach this straight man cancer, this requires skills, so he can be a bad boy, and definitely don't be a humble gentleman, "Because only if you do something wrong, she will take out what you promised to say, in order to promote her status." ”
"Then, what should we do?" Han Zhen felt that it was too profound, it was difficult for him to understand, and he needed a direct answer.
"Then quickly admit your mistake, you can admit your mistake and apologize immediately. The faster you answer, the less time you procrastinate, and then they will use their super brains to count all your shortcomings, and the best thing to do at this time is to understand your own problems and correct them next time, because girls don't really want to break up with you, and when she doesn't slap your face, or when she breaks up with you very calmly, she is just angry with you, not really trying to part with you, and you must never take these things seriously, because there is no point. Liu Yi had to take out his ability to press the bottom of the box to warn a few people, although he was not very successful, but he just needed to know when he should lower his posture, the girl was comfortable, then everything was relatively simple.
Several people felt that Liu Yi was too profound, they didn't understand it at all, Liu Yi was helpless, it was a complete waste of time to talk about such a profound theory with a straight man, he was already a little desperate, it was better not to ignore these people, let them fend for themselves, these things have nothing to do with themselves, they don't care if they live or die in the future, these gangs
Straight male cancer, pickling girls is to spend a lot of time, you must not hesitate when expressing love, and you must be slow when giving promises, this is a skill, if you want to pick up girls, you have to prepare a course, so that you can teach these girls more clearly, Liu Yi is now not enough guesses about the girl's thoughts, of course, it is also a small difficult household.
"Fourth, you will be our love consultant in the future, I think it is very complicated to say it in your mouth, falling in love seems to be very complicated, if falling in love is more difficult than we study, then we really have no choice. Zhang Qidong said helplessly.
"This is a very difficult course, don't say that I teach you a lesson, even if I don't do it myself, you don't have to embarrass me, in the future, each by his own ability, if a woman loves you, it must be what ability you have to make her worship, no matter what kind of ability, as long as she feels that she can't do it, or thinks that you are better than others in some way, then you have a play, or find a little fan girl, she admires you, everything is very easy to do, love is fair, and you can't deliberately lower others, you can't because others like you, and don't take into account the feelings of the other party, in short, you want to learn to pick up girlsThe most important thing is to show your strengths, care more, and do less irrelevant things. It's a complete waste of money for you to send a tutorial book, and it's not as useful as buying a bouquet of roses at a specific time. Of course, if you are particularly rich, you can also use money to smash the other party like you, which is much easier than you going to pick up girls. Liu Yi laughed, he saw that the three of them were already stupid, after all, they had the most girlfriends among them, and the quality was the highest, although their singing was good, but this was just a stepping stone, and there were many details to prepare, such as the romantic approach of taking down Liu Yiyi was one of them.
"I think you must be quite capable in certain parts, so the girls can't forget you. Zhang Qidong's gaze suddenly moved downward, Liu Yi could only say that their brains were too big, he also wanted to be incomparable in that aspect, but he was really not that powerful, that kind of legendary kung fu did not exist, although he had worked hard and had done circumcision, but it was only a little more powerful, and it did not reach the level of picking yin and supplementing yang, doing whatever he wanted, he was just a bronze, and he had not yet reached the level of the throne.
Liu Yi didn't say anything, even if he misunderstood, he would never admit that he was not strong enough in that aspect, this is the dignity of a man, and he must not be trampled on at will. The three of them all stared at Liu Yi, but Liu Yi didn't care, anyway, they had already misunderstood, and if they misunderstood, they would have misunderstood, and they would never be able to say that they were bad. "Okay, you better think about it carefully, talk to the girl you like, if you can't come in a hurry, you can only live like a spare tire, until she thinks that you are his future, and naturally she will return to the beauty. ”
Liu Yi can only help here, this is the most old-fashioned method, the time cycle is a bit long, if they can really wait, no one in this world knows who made whose spare tire, even Liu Yi himself knows that it is impossible for him to really understand girls, or Jingxiu and Ma Rui will not all leave him, he only hopes that the two of them will live well, so that his guilt is a little lower.