Lu Zimeng: "Your parents don't have to worry! But I'm a woman!"

Zhang Xiao smiled, "It's okay, maybe the rain will stop in a while, right? Be optimistic in everything!"

Lu Zimeng: "You are optimistic?"

"It's ok. ”

Lu Zimeng: "By the way, you said that your name is Zhang Di and you said that your name is Zhang Xiao, which is your real name?"

Zhang Xiao: "Zhang Di." Zhang Xiao still decided that it was better to say that it was better to have a fake name. Because Lu Zimeng and Shen Tian know each other, if they know that they are pedaling on two boats......

Well, it's called Zhang Di! In the future, my name will be Zhang Di in front of Lu Zimeng.

Lu Zimeng was more innocent, "Oh. "Didn't think much of it.

Zhang Xiao got up and walked around the cave, but he didn't see a single bat: "This is still very hygienic, not even a bat." ”

Lu Zimeng: "Do you hate bats?"

"I don't hate it. In other words, caves usually have bats, but there are none here, so it feels extra quiet!"

Lu Zimeng: "I saw on TV that some people quietly ate game, and bats also ate it. What do you think?"

"I think it's better not to eat. A lot of wild animals are spiritual! And they carry a lot of viruses. You don't see a lot of experts on TV calling for everyone to protect wild animals, not to harm them, let alone eat them. If you eat meat, pork and mutton will do. ”

Zhang Xiao: "And in the case of bats, their status always feels very unusual. ”

"Why is it not ordinary?" Lu Zimeng asked curiously.

"They are the only mammals that can fly, don't you think they are amazing? Which mammal can fly? Is a lion so powerful? A cheetah is so fast, it can fly, pigs, dogs, cows, sheep, etc., not to mention. Even if humans want to fly, they have to use tools. Therefore, many people feel that the status of bats is very special, and it is better for us humans to provoke them less. Otherwise, they may retaliate. ”

"Revenge, is it so serious!?" Lu Zimeng looked a little surprised.

Zhang Xiao: "That's right! Many animals will take revenge and repay their kindness, and there have been many reports about it. Have you seen a video of a turtle being released, and then it is very happy and grateful, dancing happily on the surface of the water to show the person who released it, expressing its gratitude. I feel really, a lot of animals are really spiritual!"

Lu Zimeng: "Which video? I'll look for it!" picked up the phone and quickly found the video of the released turtle, "Wow! This little turtle is so cute, it paddles so fast, so excited!"

Zhang Xiao smiled: "It's free, of course it's excited!"

Lu Zimeng: "I've never seen such a cute turtle! ”

"Well, yes. But I think no matter how cute the turtle is, it's not as cute as you. ”

Lu Zimeng: "Hmph, compare me to a turtle, do you want to be beaten!" glared.

Zhang Xiao took a look, ah, it's so good-looking, can it be a little more cute?

Lu Zimeng looked back, can't! I'll be cute again......

At this time, the rain outside became lighter, and there was no thunder and lightning. Lu Zimeng's mobile phone rang: "......"

Lu Zimeng answered, it turned out to be a friend she hadn't contacted for a year, and the two of them chatted so happily.

Zhang Xiao felt that they should talk for a long time. So I picked up my phone. Who are you talking to?

Let's talk to Si Jiaomei! This most beautiful village sister doesn't know if there is a divorce? Her marriage is in name only.

Soon, Si Jiaomei agreed to Zhang Xiao's video chat request.

Zhang Xiao took a look, wow, the black-silk pleated skirt he was wearing was very charming at first glance!

Zhang Xiao: "How have you been in the last two days?"

Si Jiaomei: "It's okay, it's average, it's still the same." ”

Zhang Xiao: "Are you going to divorce your husband?"

Si Jiaomei: "I have filed a divorce with him, but he has always disagreed. But sooner or later I'm going to force him to agree! I'm out of love with him, and it's not fun to be together. Besides, he's a gambler, and if he loses, he goes home and asks for money, and I don't have the money to provide him with gambling!"

Zhang Xiao: "Yes, it's really not good for a man to ask his wife for money! How are your tomatoes selling? Are they selling well?"

Si Jiaomei: "It's okay." Why? You want to drive a car and buy a car? It's good to have money! You can spend it so arbitrarily. ”

Zhang Xiao smiled: "Yes, I'll buy another car when I have time another day!"

Si Jiaomei: "The water is boiling, I'll pour the water first." ”

"Oh. ”

Zhang Xiao took a look at the slippers that Si Jiaomei was wearing at home, and the silk socks on her feet were not of any color, but a little silver. It looks so sexy!

Si Jiaomei is simply from head to toe.

is such a charming and most beautiful village sister in the country, probably only Shen Tian can compete with her.

The most beautiful village sister, the most beautiful village girl, when will they become my Zhang Xiao's little wife?

Zhang Xiao is looking forward to this.

After Si Jiaomei poured boiling water, she heard someone knocking on the door, it was her neighbor's eldest lady, so Si Jiaomei said: "Let's go offline first, and we'll talk later!"

Zhang Xiao disconnected the video chat with her.

At this time, Lu Zimeng was still on the phone with her friends, and Zhang Xiao didn't bother her.

Hua Jingjing suddenly came to WeChat: "Hey, brother-in-law, where are you?"

Zhang Xiao: "In the cave." You may still be sleeping in a cave tonight. "It's a little lie, you don't have to make a draft at all.

Hua Jingjing: "Open the video and take a look." ”

Zhang Xiao pretended to be reserved: "You girl, why do you call me to open a video every time, I'm really in a cave." I didn't tell you about it last time we chatted. "It wasn't a cave last time, although this time it was.

Hua Jingjing: "If you don't dare to open the video, you have a ghost in your heart!"

Zhang Xiao agreed to the other party's video request.

Hua Jingjing looked at the phone screen and saw the fire and the stone wall. It looks like a cave. Now Hua Jingjing believes it.

Zhang Xiao: "What's the matter, I didn't lie to you, right?"

Hua Jingjing: "Okay, count you telling the truth once!"

I also said it twice! Although 99 percent of the stories are lies, one percent of them are still true! "It's raining so hard right now!"

Hua Jingjing: "Yes. I went to take a shower. ”

Zhang Xiao was excited: "Okay, let's talk while taking a bath." ”

Hua Jingjing gave a look, even if you take a bath, you can't see anything!

Zhang Xiao saw the water falling, wetting Hua Jingjing's hair, so beautiful, her shoulders were so white and tender, but she couldn't see it any further!

This girl is very good at hanging the taste!

Not very old, there are a lot of means!

Zhang Xiao looked at Hua Jingjing's wet hair and whitening and smooth shoulders like this......

Lu Zimeng is still on her mobile phone, and she won't see what Zhang Xiao is doing.

Zhang Xiao is so happy, being able to do this under the nose of a beautiful girl can be regarded as an achievement!

Soon, Hua Jingjing finished taking a bath: "How is it, brother-in-law, look at me-how does it feel to take a bath?"

Zhang Xiao: "I don't feel anything, I just think you're skinny, you always like to seduce me, but you only show me your shoulder." ”

Hua Jingjing: "Hmph, who seduced you, it's up to you to see." Hey, by the way, are you used to living in a cave? How nice is the villa?

Zhang Xiao: "No way, I want to learn martial arts from an old man!"

Hua Jingjing: "Your martial arts are so powerful, do you still need to learn?" She has seen Zhang Xiao's leg technique several times, and every time she is so surprised and admired that she doesn't want to.

Zhang Xiao showed a modest appearance, and it is still necessary to pretend to be modest occasionally: "There is no end to learning, there are people outside the world, I must study hard!"

Hua Jingjing looked so admiring: "You are really a man!" Now she doesn't dare to say that her brother-in-law is a waste!

Zhang Xiao: "Okay, I'm sleepy, let's talk next time!"

Hua Jingjing smiled: "Okay, bye-bye!"

Zhang Xiao looked at Lu Zimeng, and he was still talking on his mobile phone, this is a friend who has not been in touch for a year, and it is easy to forget the time when chatting.

Hua Zimeng finally hung up her phone.

Zhang Xiao: "You've been talking for a long time, it's almost an hour!"

Lu Zimeng: "Indeed. Who were you talking to?"

Of course, Zhang Xiao wouldn't say that it was the sister-in-law chatting in the bath: "Oh, a friend in the martial arts world!"

"Oh. He nodded.

Zhang Xiao looked outside, the rain was already very light, so he said, "I'll go outside to urinate." He felt that if he urinated in a cave, it would smell like a girl, and it would be inelegant for a girl to be there. It doesn't seem to be good to be too hanging.

"Okay. ”

Zhang Xiao braved the light rain and walked out of the cave and went to the tree not far away......

Zhang Xiao opened his pants, and a pot of small urine rolled out......

At this time, the man with bleeding left eyelid quietly came to the entrance of the cave, and when he looked at it, only Lu Zimeng was there, and he didn't see the man, so the evil thought suddenly ......

And Lu Zimeng was drinking pure water, and did not pay attention to the situation at the entrance of the cave.