Chapter Seventy-Four: The Siberian Demolition Dog
Regarding the question of how to distinguish the male and female of a small bird, Qin Jian chose to give up happily.
Because the sailors in the live broadcast room are really brain-opening, and the topic is on the horizon. Qin Jian was rhythmized by these barrages, and he was talking about how to find a girlfriend.
"Woo woo, it's been thirty years, do you know how I've been here for the past thirty years, I've always been single, I'll always be single, and I'm likely to continue to be single, I can't stand it, God doesn't have long eyes. ”
"Why do I meet all green tea, eat me, drink me, live mine, and justifiably give me green, saying that that little white face is true love, I'm just a mobile purse. ”
"Hello everyone, I'm an elementary school student, did my girlfriend get it from the school after I went to junior high school?"
Qin Jian didn't look at meeting two ex-girlfriends who were a little strange, but in fact, he was very good at finding potential prospective girlfriends, so he expressed his opinion on the live broadcast room at this time.
"Girlfriends and girlfriends are different, the difference is just what you want to look for, there will always be opportunities, after all, you can always meet girls who don't have a boyfriend yet, as for why you can't be a couple, the reason is actually very simple, that is, there is not enough contact. ”
"Nobody, remember that no one cares about what strangers are thinking, what's good, we men look at girls on the street, it's not the body of a girl who is hungry, everything else is. The most important thing is that when you want to find a girlfriend, you can meet girls who want to find a boyfriend. ”
"Girls are active and passive, those are two species, buddies are also suffering from it, not much to say, a boy's action determines everything, and it is not a thick-skinned person, no matter how thick-skinned it is, there must be a chance to know, so it is very important to say that the circle of life is very important. ”
"You can do this, go to those vocational schools with a lot of girls, open a small shop, set up a stall, you can always get in touch with young and beautiful girls, this does not cost anything, a few hundred yuan can do a good job, uh, if you don't ask sincerely, you can go to the barber shop near the school." ”
"Ahem, there are always some girls who are particularly outgoing and open, and they will have contact with those hairstylists in the barbershop, not to mention more, everyone knows more. It's not surprising that many extroverted girls have to close their eyes when they cut their hair, but they like to chat, and they dare to participate in any event. ”
"There's also hair dyeing or something, sitting for a few hours, what else can the girl do if she doesn't chat with the barber, and the relationship between the two and the back and forth is not familiar, compared to the poor boys in school, the barber is a social person, and the economic income is always okay, and it will be more popular with these outgoing and lively girls. ”
"You ask me why I know? No matter how handsome the buddy is, he still has to cut his hair, I usually like to order a man, just say a few words, and the barber will show off." Maybe it's because the buddy is more handsome, which hurts the barber's self-esteem. ”
"This is going to be cut out when the video is made at that time, I'm a decent gentleman, I never mess around, after all, the moral concepts that I have cultivated in school for many years will not make me do this, and there is no need for that. Look at my face, can I eat with my face, it has nothing to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend now. ”
Qin Jian saw that there was a barrage with rhythm and said that the owner of the island must have had a girlfriend, otherwise it would be impossible to be so experienced, Qin Jian turned a blind eye, buddy has two ex-girlfriends, but this is a private secret.
In fact, the way everyone is now hides all the stories of their past experiences.
"Don't say it, don't say it, you single Wang and I are a breed of husky, it's not good to take a few more glances at the Black Emperor, witness the growth of an eagle together, I plan to edit the pictures from childhood to adulthood in the future, and show them to the Black Emperor. ”
"In the normal live broadcast room, how many people will show you these protected animals, buddy has a private zoo license, so it is reasonable and legal, and it can be broadcast publicly. ”
"Well, my sister, didn't I say it a long time ago, she went home, and she had to continue her summer homework, my parents would ask my sister to write calligraphy every day, and it was quite important to write well. ”
"Actually, I don't want to remember my childhood, my parents were both elementary school teachers, and everyone will understand when they hear this. I was just a kid at that time, from morning to night, day to night, during the winter and summer vacations. ”
It can be said that Qin Jian will fall in love with Liu Qingkan in junior high school, which is directly related to the strict discipline he has been subjected to since he was a child, and he doesn't have to go home every day when he goes to junior high school, he goes back once a week, and lives on campus at other times, so Qin Jian will take the initiative to interact with other female classmates from the beginning of junior high school.
Relationship, isn't this how it comes from, you become familiar with me when you come and go, and you become good friends, and then the relationship becomes ambiguous, and you become above you, Qin Jian is a very passive beautiful boy.
He wants to fall in love, but he is afraid of being reprimanded for early love, which is also the key to why Liu Qingkan will be the latecomer, and other female classmates also have this concern, but Liu Qingkan does not.
Why doesn't Liu Qingkan have it, it is directly related to her growing family, the family is a rich man in Jinniu County, she has lived a privileged life since she was a child, and has a clear goal of becoming a star idol, and it is even likely that she has made up her mind when she was in junior high school to fly to the cat country after graduation.
For the sake of youth and no regrets, Liu Qingkan is still very sensible, knowing that it is best not to fall in love after going to MS Entertainment as a trainee, because it will seriously affect the possibility of her debut in the girl group in the future.
Then only before going to the cat country, can you fall in love once in the three years of junior high school.
Liu Qingkan probably had this idea first, and it was the subconscious choice target, and finally set his eyes on his classmate Qin Jian, after all, Qin Jian is worthy of the name of the first handsome in the school.
Qin Jian hummed a song, chatted with the sailors in the live broadcast room, arrived home happily, opened the door and went in, charged the electric tricycle with his hand, smiled and touched the eagle's head, and prepared to go back to the house to be an otaku.
However, the sudden accident shocked Qin Jian's whole person.
The whole courtyard, from the corridor to the grass, is full of snow-white pumping paper, like sprinkled with desolate white paper money, red and black and white, these three heads and two ha are not less, all of them are excited and happy around a plastic bag of pumping paper There is a chaotic battle, with the dog's head swaying, pumping paper flying, and then stepping on the dog's paw prints.
"Hold the grass!"
[The fifth is 10,000 words, I'm very sorry, I was tired of writing last night and wanted to lie down for a while, but I fell asleep unconsciously, and I asked for a recommendation ticket pitifully. 】