Chapter 270: It's a sin to eat, drink, and be merry every day!
"Tsk, a group of clowns who betrayed themselves are embarrassed to say unity!" Yang Meng looked at the picture on the TV with a disgusted expression, and what was playing on the TV was the scene of the 'Blood Dragon Society' meeting: "Qingru, your camera is in a good position." β
Zhang Qingru said: "Don't mention it, in order to let this go, it almost went wrong, that Sagawa Kenji has a big Tosa dog at home! β
"This Junji Hayakawa must clean him up! When encountering the epidemic, 99.99% of the 1.4 billion people are self-isolating, what other country can do such a thing? Dare to say that the Han Kingdom is not united, this guy is just underpumping!" Yang Meng said angrily.
Zhang Qingru suddenly smiled and said, "Do you know where the saying 'Han people are not united' first came about?"
Yang Meng shook his head: "I really don't know this." β
"Actually, it's Dongying. Zhang Qingru gave the answer.
"Really, why are they doing this?" asked Yang Meng puzzled.
Zhang Qingru explained: "In fact, it is very simple, there is one thing that is useless no matter how much Dongying denies it, that is, our Han Kingdom is the cultural origin of Dongying. At the earliest, Dongying was a group of primitive natives messing around, and later when they came to the Han Kingdom, they looked at it, oh, it turns out that this is the country, it turns out that it is like this, it is necessary to eat like this, and it is necessary to wear clothes like thisγγγγγγ At that time, they began to imitate the Han Kingdom, bringing back books, culture, and so on from the Han Kingdom, and this became a country. β
Yang Meng nodded: "I know this, but what does this have to do with 'Han people are not united'?"
Zhang Qingru explained: "Later, they became stronger, but due to the constraints of the land and other reasons, they had to 'go out' to further develop, so they aimed at the Han State, which was still very backward at that time, but after all, the Han State was their 'mother civilization', and they began to scandalize the Han State with their lives, saying that 'the Han people are sloppy', 'the Han people are not united' and so on." At that time, almost all of the literati in our country studied in Dongying, and they believed what the Dongying people said, and then brought this statement back to China. And after those literati returned to China, almost all of them became very influential 'everyone', and these sayings also spread in China. The people of Dongying came up with this statement because it was 'bad', and some people who believed it could only say that they were 'stupid'. There are also people who know that this is wrong and still desperately promote these views, that is, 'bad and stupid'. β
"You see what kind of 'craftsman spirit' is advocated in China all day long, shouting slogans every day to learn Dongying, but if you pay attention to the news, in recent years, almost all of the large-scale scandals and large-scale car recalls in the manufacturing industry have occurred in Dongying enterprises, and they are embarrassed to say that our Han people are sloppy?"
Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "Well said!"
Long Teng said with a smile: "I also believed these statements when I didn't go abroad, especially when I felt that the Chinese people were sloppy, but when I went to the Stars and Stripes, everyone was about the same; and then I went to Imperial Russia, this was called sloppy; and then I went to the Ba Federation and Tianzhu to see that there was no bottom line for this sloppiness." In fact, there is another reason for such a saying, and that is caused by the word 'internationalization'. β
"Huh?" Yang Meng was stunned: "What does this mean?"
Long Teng said: "Now pay attention to global trade, you like our dragon country is very adaptable to global trade, and the national strength is increasing day by day, but some countries can't, for example, in the past 30 years, only the GDP of the two countries in the Middle East has increased. Well, let's not talk about them, let's talk about the Stars and Stripes, why did they start a trade war? Their elites on the east and west sides are indeed the beneficiaries of globalized trade, but most of the entire central part of the Stars and Stripes are victims! Especially in the manufacturing sector, no matter what kind of product, the Han Kingdom can come up with more high-quality and inexpensive similar products, how can you let them compete? The only way to improve their competitiveness is to improve their competitiveness by constantly vilifying the Han Kingdom, and to put it bluntly, they are just a bunch of clowns. β
Yang Meng sighed: "Tsk, are you here to show that you are a graduate of the business school?"
Long Teng scratched his head embarrassedly: "How can it be, it's just a feeling." β
Zhang Qingru took out a USB flash drive from an instrument: "I'll go out for a while." β
Yang Meng said 'um', Zhang Qingru didn't ask him, but he could also imagine: he must be going to teach this video to the people of 'Doragon'.
When Zhang Qingru told him that Nakano Taiyi and they were all his own people, Yang Meng understood what the people's war is called 'you have me, I have you'!
As soon as Zhang Qingru opened the door, a person sneaked in.
"Lobster, why are you acting like a thief?" Yang Meng said.
It was Qi Kun who came in, and when he heard Yang Meng's words, he complained: "What do you still say, aren't I afraid of ruining your big things? These Dongying people also look down on me too much, right? Feed me 'Viagra' every day? Can Lao Tzu use that thing?"
Yang Meng glanced at him: "Okay, don't blow it!
"What did I brag about? If it weren't for the make-up artist you got me, I wouldn't have looked like this! Qi Kun complained.
Yang Meng laughed: "What kind of makeup artist, this Miss Miyu Nakamura was known as the actor of 'the most beautiful female ghost in history' back then, isn't it easy to ask her to paint you this kind of 'sick makeup'?"
It was Nakamura Miyu who followed Qi Kun in, she was holding a translator in her hand, and when she heard Yang Meng's words, she bowed to Yang Meng and said, "Thank you Yang Sang for your praise." β
"What's the politeness, I should thank you! Thank you for your hard work!" Yang Meng said.
Miyu Nakamura bowed again: "This is all what I should do!"
Yang Meng was speechless: "Your waist is spring, right?"
Miyu Nakamura couldn't understand the meaning of this, blinking her eyes and looking confused.
Qi Kun threw his body on the sofa, picked up the cigarette on the table and lit a sigh: "When is this day the end, I hide in the room every day and am about to suffocate!"
Yang Meng said: "Insist on it, you will have to disguise the weighing ceremony again tomorrow night, and you will be liberated after the game the day after tomorrow." Why, are you still dissatisfied with Wang Lingke and me every day?"
Qi Kun smiled bitterly: "Alas, I'm about to let her kill me, I want to smoke a cigarette and run to the bathroom." β
"It's good to let you smoke! I'm going to let Wang Lingke keep you from smoking. Yang Meng said.
Qi Kun pointed his middle finger at Yang Meng: "I'm locked up in the room, it's good for you, you guys sing and dance every day! Is there justice in this world?"
Yang Meng glanced at Qi Kun: "Are you embarrassed to say 'justice'? Do you believe that I told the second stunned man and the crazy man about you being forced, and the two of them can pluck the hairs on the little brother one by one?"
Qi Kun sighed: "I'm also a victim, okay, I don't want to do this either!"
Long Teng on the side couldn't help it, and stretched out the two middle fingers of both hands in front of Qi Kun.
Yang Meng didn't compare his middle finger, but said leisurely: "Alas, don't you understand the simplest truth when you are such a big person?" This day, every day the delicacies of the mountains and seas are the same as eating bran every day, you watch us eat, drink and have fun every day, in fact, we really don't want to live such a life, we also want to be plain, but for you and your family Wang Lingke, we can only live such a corrupt life, so that eating, drinking and having fun every day is not good for the body and bad for the reputation, I want to exchange with you, and the beloved woman is sweetγγγγγγ Alas, don't mention it, who made us brothers? Don't worry, we'll keep having fun for the sake of the two of you. β
Long Teng originally aimed his two hands at Qi Kun and compared his middle fingers, but after listening to Yang Meng's words, his most urgent idea was to put these two fingers on Yang Meng's face!
What kind of person can say such brazen words?
However, he hesitated again and again and still did not do such a deathful act------ he was afraid that Yang Meng would break his middle finger.
Yang Meng can really do such a thing.
Qi Kun didn't know what to say, and finally coughed dryly: "I said Mengmeng, there is another question." β
"What's the problem?" Yang Meng asked.
Qi Kun said: "I must have shown my face in that video, right? I am really famous when this video is transmitted." β
"Isn't it good to be famous?" Yang Meng lit a cigarette and said: "Now everyone wants to be famous!"
Qi Kun was anxious: "I don't want to be so famous!"
Yang Meng waved his hand and said, "Don't get excited, there are fewer people who are famous for taking off their clothes these days?
Qi Kun screamed and lay on the sofa: "It's over, I won't be able to be a man in the future." β
"Alright, alright. It's like how many people know you, remember, don't take others too seriously, and don't take yourself too seriously. Don't be nervous, the first thing we will do after the result is to find a way to get back the original version of your video------ if you can't get it back, there is no way, after all, in the current Internet society, maybe it has been uploaded to the Internet?" Yang Meng said.
Qi Kun was stunned in place after hearing this, and finally lay on the sofa with a strange scream and began to pretend to be dead.
"Fatty, what the hell are you calling there?" It was Wang Lingke who entered the door this time.
Yang Meng pointed at Qi Kun and said: "He envied us every day and drank every day, and said that he wanted to do this too." β
"Really?" Wang Lingke's face became ugly.
Qi Kun hurriedly jumped up from the sofa: "My dear, don't listen to Mengmeng's nonsense, he just envy us for being happy and causing trouble for us!"
Wang Lingke's eyes glared: "I'll clean you up when I go back!"
Yang Meng asked, "Wang Lingke, how did you pretend to be weak and practiced what Miyu Nakamura taught you?"
Wang Lingke said with a smile: "Isn't it just a little slower and a little smaller when you walk?
"Okay, you take this fat man back and clean it up slowly, and we'll give them a good look after the weighing ceremony tomorrow night!"