Chapter 50
Seeing that the lights were on in the whole space, I looked at the parrot even more suspiciously, big brother, is there a lack of generators in your house?
Seeing that I didn't move anymore, the parrot began to hover over my head again, urging me to hurry up and get things out. In desperation, I put my hand into the glassware again, I first tentatively touched the short stick with my fingers that emitted a silver light, and after making sure that this thing was not energized, I held the short stick tightly, and the moment I held the short stick, a chill continued to spread to my body through the palm of my hand, but this chill is not the biting chill of the three nine days, but the coolness of a cool breeze blowing on the dog days, which makes people have a refreshing and refreshing feeling, and the whole person is in a good mood, it seems that this thing is really not a mortal thing.
I poured the power into my palm again, and with a sharp force, the silver rod was held tightly in my hand with a snap.
"Quick, quick, let me see!" Seeing that I had taken out the short stick, the parrot couldn't wait to fly towards me.
Seeing the parrot flying, I spread out my hand holding the short stick, "Baby, what a baby!" After some exclamation, the parrot stared at me with his small mung bean eyes, "Cheap you, stupid, timid human!"
I'll go, this thing is good for me to take out, I opened the iron door just now, who explored the way and sacrificed the chrysanthemum when I first came down, is it okay for me? What about you? You pointed out a way, and pointed to a road that you have never walked before, harming my chrysanthemum.
I'll go, no, no, no, the thought of my chrysanthemum starts to hurt. Eh, feed ———
"Brother Divine Bird, do you know how to use this artifact?" Staring at the object like a thermos cup in his hand, this thing exudes a chill, isn't it?" "Brother Divine Bird, this thing should be good to carry on your body in summer, don't you say?"
"Smack" As soon as my words fell, the parrot fell directly to the ground.
I ignored the parrot's movements, and directly grabbed the artifact in my hands with both hands as if I were opening a water glass.
I didn't react once, I didn't react twice, and the third time I poured the power in my body directly into my hands.
Just when I twisted it for the third time, the silver short stick in my hand changed, and I saw that the whole sound of the silver short stick began to move, and made a kaka-clattering sound, this? This is like a Transformer is transforming!
After a while, the short stick like a water cup in his hand turned into a long stick nearly two meters long, and the surface of the silver stick body exuded a light blue light, and it kept exuding that faint chill.
I waved the stick on one side of the wall with both hands, a cold wind blew, and the sound of breaking wind came, and there was a faint roar in this breaking wind, and there was a loud bang, and the wall was smashed out of a hole, I didn't use much force!
"Dragon's groan!" the parrot's eyes widened.
"Long Yin, Long Yin! Yes Long Yin! Hahaha, Brother Bird, what a good name, I'll call him Long Yin Stick in the future! Brother Bird, this name is good!"
Before the words fell, all the lights in the originally bright room began to flicker non-stop, and after a flicker, all the electric lights collectively struck, and only the dragon chant stick in my hand emitted a faint cold light in the entire space.
I looked around and there was nothing out of the ordinary, the dragon groan in my hand should be the source of energy for this large machine, and now that I took it out, it was normal for the light to go out.
Just as I was looking for a plausible reason for the sudden outing of the lights, the lights in the room came on again, but this time the lights were a miserable green, illuminating the whole space gloomily, and the lights turned green and the whole room was suddenly filled with a cold chill.
"Drink, drink—" A slight gasp came from the place where I had smashed the big hole just now, and I looked for it, and saw that there was still a space in the hole, and there should be a secret door that I had just smashed. And the source of the wheezing sound turned out to be a person standing in the space at the entrance of the cave.
The people in the cave were dressed in ancient official uniforms, a dry and sallow face under the official hat glowed with a miserable green light, a pair of godless and white-eyed eyes almost protruded, a slightly open mouth showed a mouthful of fangs, and black smoke spewed out of the mouth with a wheezing sound.
Isn't this a zombie?**Zombie film?What the hell?
Just as I was surprised, the zombie in the cave moved, and I saw him jump straight in my direction.
I'm rubbing, this zombie is coming! It's exactly the same as the movement of the zombies.
Wait- I seem to have thought of something, green lights, windy gusts, cliché plots -
Grandma and Grandma! Again?
At this moment, my aunt and grandmother didn't have any reaction, even if I was an idiot, I couldn't fall in the same place twice in one day, right?
Looking at the zombies getting closer and closer to me after a few jumps, I smiled slyly and looked at how I cleaned you up.
Seeing the zombies getting closer and closer, I didn't have any intention of backing down.
"Stupid human, do you do it?" At this moment, the parrot, who did not know the truth, seemed to be more anxious than me.
"Brother Bird, don't worry, I'm going to show you how humans can turn the tide in a desperate situation today. With that, I looked back at the zombies.
I rubbed it, this guy moved so fast, and it took me two words to say a few words and when I turned around, he came face to face with me.
As it breathed, a dead rat-like stench rushed to my nostrils, and this guy, if it wasn't for the fact that there was nothing in his stomach that had vomited earlier, almost made me vomit this time.
I let out a retch, and the zombie's hand put on my shoulder, and I struggled in feigned horror, screaming for help.
At this moment, I really admire my acting skills, maybe I should change careers to become an actor, because the parrot on the side has been impressed by my acting skills.
I heard the parrot keep yelling, "Stupid human, you hit him, just like you hit me just now! What's wrong with you, are you out of strength? You hit him? Pull his hair! Hurry up———
With the parrot's cry, the zombie slowly opened its mouth wide, revealing a mouthful of sharp fangs, and bit down on my neck.
You're waiting for you!
When I saw him bite me with his mouth wide open, I opened my mouth and bit into his mouth.
The whole space fell silent when the two mouths were together, and even the parrot, which had been urging me to change planes, stopped shouting.
How's that? Brother Bird, I'm pretty good.
Auntie, I didn't expect it!
At this moment, my hands are tightly wrapped around the zombie, I can't let you go easily, my tongue has already reached into the zombie's mouth and kept stirring. You disgust me with maggots, and I disgust you with my tongue, although it doesn't taste very good.
The zombie kept struggling, but I kept him tightly, haha, aunt, you also have today.
"Wow, stupid human, I want to see what's in your head!"
"Wow, do you want to influence this thousand-year-old zombie with love?"
Bird God, you don't have to marvel at my resourcefulness, I am just such an ordinary person who has become a blockbuster if he doesn't make a sound.
Auntie, you don't have to beg me, no, I won't let you go for a while!hahahahahaha
"Eh, I want to see what you've got in your head, too?"
Wait, Grandma, isn't this you?
"Why me?"
Green light, cold air, cliché plot – not you?
"It's not me, but I admire your courage to kiss a man who hasn't brushed his teeth for more than a thousand years————!"
What? What the hell did I do?
"Bah, bah!" A series of retching, I vomited out the only remaining acid in my stomach, and the zombie I pushed away also made a retching action on the side, he should be worse than me, he couldn't vomit anything.
"Stupid human, why don't you kiss him to death? It's almost useful, he vomits, you go! Give him another bite!"
Hearing the parrot instruct me to give him another moment, the zombie stepped back and opened his mouth wide and roared at me, and he suddenly stopped in place, and he probably suddenly reacted that it was me and not him, and after a wild roar, he jumped again and pounced on me.
In the blink of an eye, the kung fu zombie has arrived in front of me, two dry hands grabbed at my front door, I raised my hand to block his blow with the dragon in my hand, and mobilized the power in my body to push him back, and the body squatted slightly and pounced in his direction, while jumping, both hands had raised the stick over the head and slashed towards the zombie who was pushed out by me.
With the sound of the dragon's groan, a loud sound of gold and stone intersecting, a five-meter-wide pit appeared on the ground, and the dust raised in the pit choked me back again and again.
A black shadow swooped down on me in the dust.
I didn't think much about it, I swept the black object that rushed straight at me in the dust with both sticks, and with another loud bang, I saw the black object fly out diagonally and crashed directly into the huge machine, and when I looked closely, who else was the thousand-year-old zombie?
Is the Millennium Zombie too weak, or am I too strong?
"Stupid human, put down your stick, this thing is useless, use the trick you just did! Hurry up, kiss him, kiss him————"
"Yes, kiss nephew, kiss him, kiss him————"
What are you two fooling about? Do you think it's a marriage proposal?
The zombie had broken free from the machine trapped in him in the coaxing of the divine bird and his aunt, this time he didn't rush to me, but stood in place and kept gasping for breath, and became more and more short of breath, with his gasp A black mist ball composed of black gas he spewed out grew bigger and bigger, what bad idea is this fighting? I didn't want to give him any respite, so when the black fog was almost the size of a football, I rushed in his direction with a stick in my right hand, and jumped up in the air again, and the dragon groan slammed into the top of the zombie's head, and after a burst of smoke, there was a big crater in the ground, and I saw that half of the zombie's body had been submerged in the rocks in the pit.
The zombies trapped in the rocks kept roaring, the roar became louder and louder, the black fog gathered more and more, and just as I was about to give him another blow, the parrot cried out, "Stupid human, how stupid you are, I have already told you, don't use the dragon groan, the dragon groan is the coldest weapon, this zombie is also a cold thing, your dragon groan has no effect on it! No effect! You know? You stupid human, I really don't know what I did wrong, I actually let me meet a human like you, stupid, stupid!"
I looked at the dragon chant in my hand with a puzzled expression, and then looked up at the parrot, so what should I do?
"You fool, you big fool, how did you deal with me just now? Didn't you use the Yang Qi just now?"