Chapter 779: How to deal with the aftermath of strangling Conan?
"Uh......"
Outside the door, Conan looked at Shu Yunwen's dangerous eyes, and suddenly felt a chill on his body, and then involuntarily took two steps back, turned his head to look inside the room, and stammered and asked, "...... What do you want to do?"
Hell, this guy doesn't really want to hit him, does he?
However, Xiaolan and Sister Shumei are both in the room, so he is not afraid that we will cry twice after being beaten, and then Xiaolan and Sister Shumei will explode in anger and directly slap him to death?
Conan was wondering, Shu Yunwen had suddenly reached out and covered Conan's mouth, and then dragged the little ghost head to the Japanese room next to him, and closed the door directly, and then "DuangDuang" was two punches and smashed into Conan's head: "...... Kid, you like to stir up trouble, huh?"
Damn? This thing actually dragged him to the Japanese room and beat him violently? It's so shameless!
However, Xiaolan and they must have seen this guy dragging us away, as long as we shout twice for help now, Xiaolan will definitely come to save us!
Wittily, Conan glared at Shu Yunwen, and then called out twice, "Ahhhh......h Sister Xiaolan, Brother Yunwen, he beat me, hurry up and save ......"
"Duang!" Shu Yunwen punched again.
“…… Damn, are you still fighting?" Conan glared.
Shu Yunwen didn't say a word, it was another punch from "Duang", Conan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to Shu Yunwen to fight hard, but Shu Yunwen pressed Conan's head with one hand, watching Conan waving his little arms and legs, with a look of disdain-
This scumbag of the war still dares to resist? Who gave him the courage to do this? Liang Jingru?
Shu Yunwen met Conan's "needs" in the living room, and in the living room, Xiaolan sat next to Shumi Tsukamoto and Kazuha, frowning slightly: "...... It's strange, Sister Shumei, and Ye, I seem to hear Conan's shouts and cries for help......"
"Conan's shouting?" He Ye was slightly stunned, then turned his head to look at the door, and said with a smile, "Xiaolan, did you hear it wrong? Look, isn't Conan standing at the door, chatting with Yunwen?"
"Uh...... But ......" Xiaolan still felt that something was wrong, and Tsukamoto Shumi also smiled and said, "...... Seeing the two of them whispering to each other, the relationship is still as good as before!"
"Uh......" Xiaolan blinked, then smiled, "...... That's right, too. ”
Shumei, Xiaolan, and Ye were talking in a low voice, and Koizumi Hongzi next to her also glanced at the door, and the corners of her mouth twitched twice-
Okay, where is there someone at the door? Is that obviously an illusion?
And this faint cry...... Shu Yunwen actually likes to beat children? What kind of hobby is this?
Five minutes later, Conan, whose "needs" had been satisfied, and Shu Yunwen, who had met Conan's "needs", returned to the door of the living room together, and then Conan glanced inside the living room, and saw Xiaolan chatting with Ye and Shumei with a smile on her face, the corners of her mouth twitched twice, and she looked sad-
We barked so loudly and so miserably next door just now, Xiaolan didn't even go to look for us, did Xiaolan no longer love us? Does she have another dog?
Conan sadly walked over to Hattori Heiji and Koshisui Nanatsuki and sat down, and then Hattori Heiji immediately said: "Hey, little ghost, what did you whisper to Yunwen just now, why do you look sullen now? If you are unhappy, you must say it to make me happy!"
Nima, you're blind, who just whispered to him?
Also, when we were beaten by this guy just now, you black African didn't even know how to save the driver!
Conan glanced at Hattori Heiji, and Shu Yunwen also walked to the side and sat down, rubbing Conan's head violently: "...... Hey, little ghost, didn't you just accidentally pinch you twice, and you actually bit me?"
"Bite you, I can't wait to bite you to death! You guy has so much strength, but you're not afraid to strangle me to death!" Conan glared at Shu Yunwen and slapped Shu Yunwen's arm off, "...... What if you really want to strangle me?"
"Uh......" Shu Yunwen was slightly stunned, and then fell into deep thought, "...... If I accidentally strangle you, then I will hang your corpse and disguise it as a spider fairy......"
"Huh?" Conan looked confused when he heard this, and the corners of Takeda Misa's mouth twitched twice - this person is so shameless......
Shu Yunwen didn't care about Takeda Misa, but stared at Conan: "...... Why? No?"
Before Conan could answer, Hattori Heiji suddenly leaned over and said, "...... Yunwen-san, Conan, although I don't understand what you are talking about, but please let me say that there is a difference between a strangled corpse and a hanged corpse, and you can see it at a glance. If Conan had died of hanging, he would have no signs of struggle, but if Conan had been strangled to death, he would have left a lot of traces of struggle, especially on his neck, and there would have been marks on his hands......"
Hattori Heiji "Balabala" said it, and Conan said with a confused look -
Hell, what did you suddenly say about the difference between strangulation and hanging, but when you make an analogy, you want to use our name for Mao?
Conan complained in his heart, and Shu Yunwen suddenly asked, "...... That's it...... If it's you, how are you going to deal with the aftermath after strangling Conan?"
“…… This one...... First of all, if it were me, I would never strangle him with my own hands, because it would easily leave a mark. ”
Hattori pinched his chin, and Nanatsuki Koshisui also participated in the discussion:
“…… That's right, strangulation is too easy to leave marks. If it were me, I would choose a place where no one was and poison him with cyanide, so it would be easier to kill people......"
Nanatsuki Koshisui paused, then continued, "...... Of course, if someone has already been strangled to death, it is also a very stupid way to disguise himself as hanging, and others can see the flaws at a glance. The best way is to find a deep mountain and old forest, cut his body into several pieces, and then find a place to bury them separately, so that even if someone finds the body in the future, it will definitely not be possible to determine the identity of the body......"
“…… By the way, if you want to be on the safe side, you can also burn the corpse again, which can effectively destroy the DNA of the corpse......" Heiji Hattori suggested.
“…… And it is better to knock out all his teeth and throw them into the sea, after all, the police may also rely on the traces of dental treatment to determine the identity of the deceased......"
“……”
Nanatsuki Koshisui and Hattori Heiji enthusiastically discussed the very in-depth question of "how to deal with the aftermath of strangled Conan", and Conan said that there was a black line in his head-
What the hell are you souls talking about? And what's the point of you talking about it?
Also, Shu Yunwen, what do you mean by looking at me?
You really want to strangle me, destroy the corpse, and destroy the traces, the soul is faint~!~