"it! domineering, plug-in brother!"

"I'm almost suffocating to death these days, which live broadcast room to go to, as long as you ask the anchor Lu Benwei about the hanging, you will be banned!"

"That's right, the betta fish is going to me off!"

"Then brother is not polite to complain in the paradise of the betta fish!"

As soon as Lu Yifan's words came out, the originally sparse barrage instantly increased, and it seemed that everyone was holding back their anger for the five-five plug-in incident.

Lu Yifan: "Let's talk about it, just say it, we don't seal people here, we can't help but speak, and we are open to express our opinions! Also, you can try to seal Lao Tzu's live broadcast room, as long as you seal it!"

Several betta superpipes all smiled bitterly and glanced at each other.

Who doesn't know that your plug-in brother killed tens of thousands of hackers in the United States alone!

Dare to touch your live broadcast room, isn't that tantamount to looking for death?

"Lu Benwei used to ask him to act in order to be on 2300 when Mr. Jun was live broadcasting, and he also said that he would recommend him to be an anchor if he helped. It's not uncommon for this kind of person to be open. ”

"Lu Benwei, you really have nothing to say for this reason! You once said that you hate plug-ins, but you let your friends use plug-ins on your computer, are you showing for you? Or are you teaching you how to use them? This is not in line with what you said before that you hate plug-ins as a professional player!"

"I died laughing.,Since I hate hanging so much.,How can you allow your friends to demonstrate the role of opening and hanging on your own trumpet.,Aren't you a slap in the face?,14The first time you watched the live broadcast of the game was you.,At that time, you thought you had a lot of personality.,Look at Da Sima later.,The gap is not a star and a half.,Da Sima's quality and competitive skills in the live broadcast,You really can't compare.,You will only shout during the live broadcast to sensationalize.,Or use the topic to hype up the heat.,Ma Feifei all day long,My brother,I can only say one last sentence:Take the poop yourself! ”

"Whatever you say, it doesn't matter what screenshots you send to prove it, anyway, I believe that Lu Benwei will definitely be able to do such a thing. ”

"The reeds have collapsed. used to open a live broadcast full of blood x and now pretend to be a messenger of justice and say why people are swearing, a superficial brother proves everything, let's not say which is right and which is wrong.

You are no longer the teenager with youthful dreams, you have been secularized, scheming words, you say that you don't need someone to help you send rockets or something to open a live broadcast, your offline business is in full swing, do you still need people to send things live broadcast?

At least people laughed and laughed and helped you when you started the live broadcast, right? Now, are you worthy of your fans, your food and clothing? Now it's up to you to break with Betta and jump ship, infidelity is what you lack now. Come on, you can do it! Come on reeds, you can do it. ”

"Ma Feifei: I'm sorry Brother Kai, I was wrong, I was guilty, the plug-in was opened by me and UU when Brother Kai was not at home, Brother Kai didn't know, please let me go. ”

Sailors hardly say a good word about Lu Benwei.

Lu Yifan said with a smile: "Okay, before we start today, let's talk about a joke at the beginning of the five."

One day, Lu Benwei found the Zen master and asked, 'Zen master, they all accuse me of cheating in games, what should I do?'

The Zen master turned around and entered the meditation room, and pushed out a refrigerator for Lu Benwei to get into.

Lu Benwei pondered for a long time in the refrigerator, and suddenly realized: "Zen master, do you mean that my heart is like ice, not moved by rumors, and coldly pointed at Qianfu?"

The Zen master shook his head and said, 'Now you're cold'. ”

"Poofhahaha!"

"Is there such a show?"

"It turns out that the plug-in brother can tell jokes!"

'The show of the flowers!'

"Chen Duxiu!"

"Creation Zhong Shenxiu!"

"A song "Cool and Cool" is given to Wuwukai!"

"I've washed my hands, can I touch your trophy?"

"Hehe, the anchor who fell into the well, the quality is very low, I paid attention!"

A joke about Lu Benwei attracted almost half of the sailors of Betta to come to cheer.

Everyone knew that Lu Yifan's live broadcast room would not be blocked to the truth, so they all rushed here to join in the fun.

At this time, the gods in the sky were also in place, and the Jade Emperor also sent a WeChat message to Lu Yifan, telling him that he could start.

Lu Yifan's team is composed of Sun Wukong, Fairy Chang'e, Yue Lao and Yang Jian.

The Jade Emperor's team is composed of Taiyi Zhenren, Tai Bai Xing, Growth Heavenly King, and Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At this time, the gods and Buddhas of the heavenly court, the little ghosts of the underworld, and tens of millions of sailors in the mortal world were all watching this event.

The race is on.

Lu Yifan chose the hero thief quickly.

Sun Wukong chosen...... Monkey king!

Fairy Chang'e chose the mid-laner mage Wang Zhaojun, Yue Lao liked to use the assistant to choose the nurse Cai Wenji, and Yang Jian chose himself.

Lu Yifan thought about it, and chose a very strong hero - Baili Shou.

The lineup on the Jade Emperor's side also came out.

He himself is a century-old Luban party, so he naturally chose to forgive the color-skinned Luban.

Taiyi Zhenren chose himself, Tai Bai Xing chose Han Xin, Growth Heavenly King chose Gao Yuanli, and Guanyin Bodhisattva chose Nuwa, choosing to be half meat ready to be an assistant.

The race is on!

Lu Yifan decisively chose to run to the grass in the middle of the road, squatting down to reverse Han Xin's Papa Smurf.

However, at this time, seeing the Jade Emperor's forgiveness, Xiao Luban ran over.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but want to laugh.

Is it difficult for you to be a mere Luban and want to rebel?

Lao Tzu can hit you with half a tube of blood with one shot!

Wait to send a blood to Lao Tzu!

However, when Lu Yifan sniped Lu Ban with half of the Jade Emperor's blood, he was about to shoot a second shot.

biu~~~~

The Jade Emperor looked at Lu Yifan Ping!

【First-Blood！】

Lu Yifan actually died!!

"How could it be that Ping A died all at once?"

Lu Yifan clicked on the information panel and took a look......

Your sister's!

The Jade Emperor's Lu Ban actually went out and came out of the six god costumes!

"Rub, it doesn't matter if Lu Benwei is open or not, anyway, your MC is open! Brother Yu, are we so shameless?

Turn off the plug-in!" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"Heheda, why should I turn off the plug-in that I opened by my own ability?

Look at Lao Tzu's plug-in - 40-meter spear !!"

The Jade Emperor smiled cruelly and shouted out a plug-in name in the live broadcast room.

The next moment, when Lu Yifan saw that there was still half a map away, a machine gun in Lu Ban's hand had already hit his face!

All the sailors were stunned!

"Why is Luban's gun so long?"

"Sure enough, it's a 40-meter spear!"

"This Nima can shoot 2 towers in the spring, right?"