The audience was stunned, no one had ever seen such a powerful kung fu. This is a modern society, how can there be such a space-splitting palm? This is only available in martial arts novels. It's—that's incredible.

The shocked person wrapped Zhang Xiao, he felt that this little fresh meat was not simple, and he was a master who lived in seclusion!

When this group of people saw that their heads had become bear-like, half-dead, where was they still in the mood to catch Zhang Xiao? Hurriedly lifted up their leader, who had a 'snot in his mouth', and hurriedly left.

Zhang Xiao: "What was that trick you just called? Can you teach me?"

Xiao Xianrou shook his gray beard, and his tone was like that of an adult: "That's called 'Empty Palm', and I never teach outsiders my kung fu!"

When Zhang Xiao heard him say that kung fu was not passed on, he was a little lost. I still want to fight for it again, after all, that trick is too handsome! If you learn it, you can not only defend yourself but also pretend to be forced everywhere, but since he has already refused, don't open his mouth again, lest he lose face if he refuses again......!

Zhang Xiao suddenly thought of leaving contact information, such a worldly master must make friends, and he is not bad to himself: "By the way, Xiao Xianrou, I haven't asked you for a mobile phone number and WeChat?"

Xiao Xianrou: "I never use my mobile phone!Why is it so troublesome to use that broken thing?!What is WeChat that I haven't heard of!"

Never use a mobile phone, and don't know what WeChat is? This is a modern society, who doesn't have a mobile phone and WeChat? Even old men and old ladies have it! And some elderly people are more proficient in watching live broadcasts with mobile phones than young people.

However, Zhang Xiao thought about it, people like Xiao Xianrou are different from ordinary people, and they shouldn't be surprised if they don't have mobile phones and WeChat.

Zhang Xiao: "Oh, no, it's a bit of a pity." Well, how about I give you one? Thank you for letting me hide from the bad guys in the cave. ”

"Don't, don't. I don't like to use electronics!That thing isn't fun!" Suddenly jumped up a low tree halfway up the mountain.

Zhang Xiao looked at it, lying down, these seventy or eighty are more flexible than young people. The old man with a white beard squatting on a low tree in the middle of this beautiful mountainside is a wonderful picture!

In an instant, the little fresh meat jumped down from the tree. Zhang Xiao roughly estimated that the dwarf tree was at least two meters high, and two meters high might not be able to jump on it for young people, but the old man Xiao Xianrou was so comfortable......

Zhang Xiao became more and more interested in him.

I really want to worship him as a teacher, but I am afraid of rejection.

The two of them were having a good time at the entrance of the cave, as if they were about to become New Year's friends. Zhang Xiao sat on a tree stump to rest, Xiao Xianrou cocked his buttocks, and farted at Zhang Xiao's head.

Zhang Xiao couldn't cry or laugh: "Uncle, you are too naughty, I think the sixteen or seventeen minors may not be as naughty as you." ”

Xiao Xianrou: "How do you call me uncle, call me Xiao Xianrou!" I have said it several times!" The expression is rich, squeezing his eyebrows for a while, and dancing for a while. There is no steadiness of the old man's temperament.

"Oh, okay! Little fresh meat!" Zhang Xiao paused, "Your nickname is too much in line with your character! Your whole person is a piece of fresh meat, and you will never grow old." ”

"Hehe, it's good, Xiao Xianrou is good, so I like people to call me by this name. ”

Zhang Xiao: "It's indeed a good name. "I still have to shoot the sycophants, and I may be able to learn a few tricks from him if I have the opportunity in the future!

Xiao Xianrou was very happy: "Let's go, I'll take you to a few fun places in this mountain!"

Zhang Xiao immediately happily agreed. Such a good opportunity to travel with the old-timers will definitely increase a lot of knowledge! This kind of insight cannot be given by a little girl.

The two of them came to a place not far from the cave, which was overgrown with weeds, and the trees were neat and relatively regular, as if they had been planted artificially.

Xiao Xianrou: "This is a place where I often come to play, and occasionally I practice my internal skills here!

Zhang Xiao looked around, and it was indeed magnificent: "Indeed, it is no less famous than Hua-Xia!"

At this moment, a crow flew and landed on the branch of an old cypress and cried 'ah'.

Little fresh meat: "Crow crow, quack." ”

Zhang Xiao smiled: "You are a duck." Where is there a crow like yours? ”

Xiao Xianrou shook his beard, picked two wild peaches, and threw one to Zhang Xiao. Two people sit on the edge of the cliff and eat with relish.

In the past, Zhang Xiao was a little afraid of heights, but for some reason, he was not afraid at the moment......

The two of them talked about the world and the earth, the past and the present.

Zhang Xiao: "How many years have you lived in seclusion in this place?"

Xiao Xianrou: "It's been a few years. ”

Zhang Xiao: "You planted those trees?"

"yes, otherwise how could it be so neat. "Take a bite of a wild peach.

Zhang Xiao: "You're such an interesting person." By the way, are you married?"

"Nope. Shaking his head, the speed of his speech was still very fast, "Women are the most troublesome, why should they get married." As for you, you must have a wife, right?"

Zhang Xiao: "I have a wife, but my wife won't let me sleep!"

"Ahh

"yes, what's wrong?"

Xiao Xianrou: "It's nothing. Tongzi has an advantage, especially in martial arts!"

"I know. But I didn't have a master to teach me. "I hope to hint at Xiao Xianrou, I really want to get your true biography.

Xiao Xianrou: "Do you want to learn from me? But no, I promised others that my own martial arts will not be passed on!"

"Ahh Zhang Xiao had no choice but to stop embarrassing him.

Xiao Xianrou: "But I can tell you a formula. It will help you improve your martial arts!"

Zhang Xiao: "Will it improve my physical reserves? I recently found out that when I fight, physical fitness is a problem. Especially when facing more than a dozen people, I often feel physically exhausted. ”

Xiao Xianrou still spoke quickly: "If you fight more than a dozen by yourself, of course you will be physically exhausted! "I can't see that you are so honest, but you love to fight so much?"

Zhang Xiao smiled: "I only beat when others provoke me!"

Xiao Xianrou told Zhang Xiao the formula. Zhang Xiao silently remembered it in his heart.

Xiao Xianrou: "Okay! I'm going to have fun practicing my internal skills! Let's play together later." ”

"Uh-huh, okay. ”

Xiao Xianrou returned to the cave to cultivate.

Zhang Xiao looked around in this barren mountain and returned to the cave.

However, the two of them did not disturb each other at the moment, Xiao Xianrou was cultivating inside, and Zhang Xiao took out his mobile phone.

I didn't expect that there was also a signal in this cave, although it was not full, but it could be used. Who do you talk to?

Zhang Xiao was thinking about it, and he received a WeChat message, and when he saw that it was Hua Jingjing, he listened: "Hey, brother-in-law, where have you been?"

Zhang Xiao: "I'm on a barren mountain in the suburbs. It was the first time he chatted with someone on WeChat in the cave, and it was a freshness.

Hua Jingjing: "Barren Mountain, what are you going to do in Barren Mountain? Catch wild rabbits, or hunt wild chickens?"

Zhang Xiao: "No! Those wild animals are now in the protected category, and the society does not advocate hunting. I came to the barren mountains to play. ”

Hua Jingjing: "Playing, playing with a few beautiful women?"

Paralyzed, there are still a few beauties, can I play here? replied: "There are no beauties, there is only one old man by my side, who I met today." We had a great chat with me and we hit it off at first sight!"

Hua Jingjing said in a surprised tone: "No, no, you found an old man to do it?!"

Fuck your sister, why are your thoughts so complicated, they are all nine years of compulsory education, why is there such a big gap in life? ”

Hua Jingjing: "Are you really on the mountain? ”

Zhang Xiao agreed. I went and saw my sister-in-law in the bathroom: "Hey, you don't want to take a bath, do you? I didn't want to see your jade body, you showed it." Don't blame me for that. ”

Hua Jingjing: "You think beautifully, after I take off my clothes and pants for a while, you can only see my head." ”

"Oh, that's it. I thought you were going to show body art in front of me. "It's a pity, what's the point of just looking at the head?

Hua Jingjing: "Why are you so dark there? There is an oil lamp next to it?"

Zhang Xiao: "Yes." Oil lamp. I'm in a cave here. ”

Hua Jingjing: "it! Return to the cave, are you in the rhythm of going into the mountain to be a monster?" The cave is all ready!" began to take a bath, and at this time, Zhang Xiao could only see her wet head.

I went, Zhang Xiao was about to have a nosebleed. My sister-in-law's shoulders are so beautiful. Although he can't see below his shoulder, can this not make people think about it? Zhang Xiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Hua Jingjing: "I saw you do a pull-up in your throat, are you thirsty?"

Paralyzed, you tempt me like this, can I not be thirsty?" you are so subtle, you know even the slight changes in my neck. "You're so good, can you guess that I'm changing somewhere else?!

Hua Jingjing smiled, and suddenly she was beautiful and charming: "Of course I know!"

Zhang Xiao: "I guess the white silk you are wearing today is cool inside. The one with lace. ”

Hua Jingjing was surprised: "How do you know?

Zhang Xiao looked helpless: "No." I often go to your room, and you are so cool on the bed, I have seen something so strange!"

Hua Jingjing: "......"