Chapter 113: Breakfast
"Jingle bell..."
A noisy doorbell disturbed Ye Ge, who was sleeping soundly at the moment, and he rubbed his eyes a little unhappily, and then dragged out to open the door in his own cotton.
Who doesn't have long eyes, come to surround its dream early in the morning, doesn't he know that what he hates the most is that others disturb him in the morning, and his wake-up anger is very serious.
"Who!" Ye Ge shouted as he walked downstairs with an angry face.
"Eh, you don't remember me so soon, wasn't it pretty good yesterday. A familiar voice sounded outside the door, and Ye Ge was stunned for half a minute.
Then I reacted in an instant, isn't this the bully who fought with him yesterday? Why did you find his house so early today?
Ye Ge opened the door with an unhappy face, and then saw the bully appear at the door of his house with a group of people. Some people were armed with knives, some were armed with long sticks, and they looked fierce, and the neighbors around them were scared away. Others stood by and watched the show, as if they were very curious about how someone would come over in the early morning to find trouble.
"I said that you fight and fight, can you let others sleep well?" Ye Ge didn't seem to have woken up yet, he didn't want to open his eyes, and he just closed his eyes and said this.
"You are a manly man, why do you sleep every day, getting up early to exercise is the right way, I just brought a group of people to accompany you to exercise your muscles, you have to thank me. "The bully brought him to make trouble, and he said it so kindly, that it made Ye Ge feel that he was the one who was excessive.
"If you want to fight, you'll have to wait until I've finished breakfast and changed my clothes before you go out, or if you want, you can come into my house and have breakfast. After Ye Ge said this, the door was not closed, and he went directly into the kitchen to prepare breakfast for himself, as if he really wanted them to come in and eat together.
"Boss, we haven't had breakfast so early this morning, so let's settle the account with him after breakfast. One of the men touched his stomach as he spoke, as if to say that he was really hungry.
"Eat, eat, eat, you know, can you have a little backbone?" said this, but the bully's stomach also rang uncontrollably.
A group of them blushed instantly, it took them a lot of time to find Ye Ge's location this morning, and then they ran over directly without eating anything.
But they didn't expect that Ye Ge was still sleeping at the moment, and when they called them a group of people who ran over early in the morning, they instantly felt very embarrassed.
Ye Ge saw that the people outside the door looked at each other, and he didn't mean to come in for a long time, so he yelled directly at the door: "I said that you don't know what it means to have no food and no strength at all, don't say that I bullied you when the time comes." ”
When the man heard this, he squirmed into his house, and then looked up and down.
Although Ye Ge's house is not particularly luxurious, it is also very comfortable, these bullies have collected protection money for so many years, but they can't afford to buy such a good house.
"Many people's economic conditions are not bad, and they can afford such a comfortable house, and I said that if you really can't come up with the 500 yuan, you can give me this house. The bully took it for granted, and one of them didn't listen to him, just went on making his breakfast.
After a while, they saw Ye Ge serving breakfast one after another, full of color, flavor, and smell, and their saliva flowed out when they saw it.
"I didn't expect your skills to be pretty good. This bully didn't talk about any rules, he just grabbed it, Ye Ge directly hit his hand with chopsticks, and he immediately retracted in pain.
"What are you doing?" the bully stood up directly when he felt pain, his height was not low, and he looked very tall when he stood up.
"Don't you know that you have to wash your hands before you eat? How can others eat when you use your hands?Do you still need me to teach you this kind of truth?" Ye Ge directly gave him that roll of his eyes, and then straightened the position of the kitchen and said: "The sink is there, take your hands down to wash it, and then come over to eat after washing." ”
In fact, Ye Ge did it on purpose, as long as he ate with chopsticks, there was no need to go to wash his hands, but he just couldn't get used to seeing these people coming over in the morning to disturb his sleep, so now he can toss this group of people as much as he likes.
After all, a group of people are in someone else's house, and if they want to have breakfast, they still have to look at Ye Ge's face, and they all ran to their kitchen in an orderly manner to wash their hands.
After about five minutes, everyone had washed their hands, and the bully at the head said with an unhappy face: "It's okay now, it's you who let us come in to eat, and now you have to let us wash our hands, what's the matter?"
"It's basic courtesy, don't you know? Now you can come over and eat. ”
Invite the bully to his house for dinner, Ye Ge is the first person in the ages, his approach is simply stupid to the other neighbors, and because they didn't close the door at all when they came in, they are now eating at home with the door open.
"Did you see, I heard that this neighbor was not simple before, but I didn't expect him to invite the bully directly into the house for dinner now. ”
"Yes, I heard last time that a popular star went to their house before, but within a few days, that star was exposed to a lot of negative news, and it turned out that his life was directly over. ”
The discussion between the neighbors was in full swing, and Ye Ge didn't take it to heart, they could say whatever they liked, and he wouldn't have anything to lose anyway.
If one day he suddenly wants to settle accounts with this group of people on a whim, then they will be finished, and they will be punished sooner or later for speaking ill of people behind their backs.
"I said your craft is really good, it doesn't taste bad. The bully said as he gulped the food on the table into his mouth, as if he hadn't eaten in hundreds of years.
"I said can you order it when you eat, this food is everywhere, are you a dog?" Ye Ge said angrily.
The bully heard this, and almost spit out everything in his mouth, but he slowed down and swallowed back what he had almost spit out.
"Then I don't care, it was you who let us come in to eat, I'm already very Sven, we used to eat like this. The bully seemed to be quite proud of this, and then continued the way he had eaten, but it only intensified, as if their way of eating was a status symbol.