Chapter 811: Old and New Parasites
However, even though the housekeeper is difficult to deal with and difficult to force away, she is only one person after all, and her two fists are invincible to four hands.
So, the three of them began to show their powers.
The elder brother learned from the girl that the housekeeper was allergic to peaches, so they began to 'buy peaches' in various ways, and collected peach hairs and secretly sprinkled them on the housekeeper's head.
As a result, the housekeeper sneezed constantly.
Then, the father found her in the hospital and secretly took pictures of her medical treatment, and then told the hostess about it.
Even, the family thought about this matter, and wrote a script for Dad to rehearse!
As she spoke, the hostess blamed herself very much......
And just before the hostess went home, the younger sister sprinkled peach hair on the housekeeper again. Therefore, as soon as the hostess arrived at the house, she saw the housekeeper coughing wildly, and it seemed that even her lungs were about to be carved out......
Dad even found an opportunity to squeeze the blood plasma into the tissue that the housekeeper had thrown in the trash can, and took it out to show the hostess......
This Nima looks like a terminal illness, but it's still an infectious disease!
The hostess was frightened on the spot.
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"it!"
"This family is truly amazing!"
"Cooperate with you!"
"Isn't it just cooperation? I want to ask now, isn't this family really having these thoughts after watching too many palace fighting dramas?"
"I'm Nima...... Looks like this housekeeper is also cold!"
The audience was amazed, the plot did not disappoint them, and soon, the housekeeper was also fired by the hostess.
Then, logically, Dad said that he had a suitable candidate to recommend......
Mom is strong to settle in!
The poor family finally became a parasite for the rich family, and their parasite life began......
It's like a reincarnation!
When Liu Kuanheng saw this, he could no longer hide the shock in his heart.
"My brother recommends my sister, my sister recommends my father, and then the three of them join forces to squeeze out the housekeeper, and my father recommends my mother ......"
"This ......"
It seems to be quite understandable, and it's not too much of a reversal, right?
But the question is, isn't the irony strong enough?
As a professional filmmaker, although he is not a director, Liu Kuanheng has too many ordinary audiences for his ability to control details.
Because of this, he sees more!
And even more shocking!
Don't look at the parasite family, it seems that all kinds of garbage, greedy and cheap, rubbing everything including disinfectant, but in fact, their family is hidden self-motivated!
Although all kinds of details are not easy to find, Liu Kuanheng will not ignore them.
For example, there is a photo of her mother in the basement house, which was the silver medal she won in the National Hammer Throw Championship in 93!
Another example is my brother, after forging a diploma from a prestigious university, he said in a weird way: "I don't think it's a forgery or a crime, because I will definitely be admitted to this university next year!"
So, what is it that makes a supposedly self-motivated family become a parasite?
This has to mention a sentence that my father said when he got a job as a driver: "In this day and age, there are 500 undergraduate graduates competing to recruit a security guard......"
This is the reason for the outside society!
But beyond that, there are also their own internal reasons.
In fact, Liu Kuanheng saw that he was a little strange now.
Because this family can work in the homes of rich people, they actually have the strength to guarantee!
My brother is indeed a good student, and he is the first to teach, although the means of flirting with his sister seem to be more superb.
My sister is indeed a good material for art.,PS play 6 to fly!
Dad is indeed a good driver, and he can not even spill a drop of coffee during the whole process.
Mom is also a housekeeper, and the fruit bowl is delicate and beautiful.
So here's the problem.
This family clearly has their own abilities, why do they still become parasites?!
But as the plot continued, Liu Kuanheng understood.
Or one for one word, lazy!
Two words are laziness.
None of the family members are really hard-working......
For example, my father, during the interview, drove very carefully and didn't even spill a drop of coffee, but after getting a job, he began to reveal his true form.
As soon as a car came over, he would burst into foul language, and even try to turn around and chat, which made the boss very unhappy and unprofessional at the same time.
As a family, they all lack the ability to restrain themselves.
It's like a parasite, if there is a little bit of petty profit, it will be gnawed cleanly, and the rats will be blinded......
So, when the rich family's family went out camping, they stupidly ran to the rich man's house to play, hey!
Lie in their bath, sleep in their beds, drink their high-end mineral water and the finest liquors, and eat their A5 steaks......
In the process, my mother said a classic line.
"It's not that you're kind even though you're rich, it's that you're kind because you're rich, if I have so much money...... Then I'm definitely kinder. ”
Naturally, the family of the rich is here.
If you taste it carefully, it is not difficult to find that this is the ugliest and most shameless line in the whole movie......
Take the kindness of others for granted.
However, being poor is never a mean reason, and being rich is never a noble condition!
At this moment, someone rang the doorbell, and the family parasite was startled, and after a closer look, it turned out to be the housekeeper who was forced away by them.
But she didn't know what was going on, she was now very strange, scruffy, and crazy, giggling at the door like a psychopath.
She said she had forgotten something in the basement and was coming to pick it up.
Although she thought it was strange, my mother still opened the door, but I didn't expect that she actually opened a secret door in the basement!
That's not all, she actually shouted at her husband while rushing into the secret door!
After my mother followed, she found out that the former housekeeper had hidden her husband in a hidden space in the basement......
Mom looked at this hidden space, the basement in this basement, and even the male and female owners didn't know the existence of this basement!
Originally...... In this house, there have been parasites for a long time!
From the conversation, it was learned that the butler's man had been living here for four years!
He's a fugitive!
My mother panicked so much that she wanted to call the police, but the father, brother, and sister who were eavesdropping fell out.
The former housekeeper happened to take pictures of their evidence again...... Yes, the dominant party became the former housekeeper and her husband.
The old parasites regained their superiority, they dressed up beautifully, cornered the new parasites against the wall, and even made them kneel there and raise their hands......
At this time, my mother rushed over while they were not paying attention, and six parasites broke out in a scuffle.