Chapter 103: The Underworld
"Didn't I say, can you hurry up? Are we still waiting to go to the bathroom?" A female voice came from outside the bathroom door, no need to look, I also knew that it was the big fat woman again, since I entered the bathroom with a bunch of tools, this fat woman has been urging at the door, and it has only been less than ten minutes, this fat woman has urged me no less than ten times.
"I said, if you can't fix it within three minutes, don't blame me for complaining about you!"
If it weren't for me, I'd have put the toilet plug in your fat mouth right now, and then turned around and left.
Just as I was about to open the door and scold the fat woman, the air next to me writhed, and the smiling old man Zhong appeared in front of me out of thin air.
When I saw the old man appear, I threw away the toilet plug in my hand and said to the old man angrily, "You can do it."
The old guy looked at me, smiled and walked towards the toilet stopper on the ground, bent down to pick it up and held it in his hand, threw the toilet stopper high, and saw the toilet stopper turn in the air a few times before receiving it firmly in his hand.
Are you juggling for me?
After catching the toilet stopper, Old Man Zhong winked at me as if to show off, turned and walked towards the clogged toilet.
After some troublemaking, Old Man Zhong looked up and said, "Brother Ye Tian, there is a lot of money."
"Where is he?" I heard Qian Duoduo's eyebrows, and I stepped forward a few steps forward and grabbed Old Man Zhong's arm.
Maybe I used too much force, after the old man Zhong frowned, he raised his hand and gently pulled my hand off his arm, smiled and said to me, "Brother Ye Tian, I said that I have eyebrows, I didn't say that I found him, but I just ......" Before he finished speaking, this old guy actually took out the toilet by himself.
Now it's just, does this old man want to sit on the ground and raise the price?
I glared at the old man and said to him viciously, "I don't have anything to give you now, and even if I do, I have to wait for me to go back."
After saying okay, Old Man Zhong clapped his hands, got up and said to me with a smile, "Brother Ye Tian, I'm not such a person, the things you gave me are too valuable, I will definitely help you to the end, someone has seen this money in the vicinity of the Underworld, but that place is the boundary between hell and the underworld, we don't have any assignments and can't go to that kind of place, so you can only find it yourself."
"Aren't hell and hell the same place?"
Seeing that I was puzzled, the old man patted me on the shoulder and gave me a science about the difference between this underworld and hell, this underworld, hell, and the infernal underworld are all within the scope of the underworld, but because the people who govern and are in charge are different, they are divided differently. This underworld is mainly responsible for the reincarnation of the soul, and the people who accept it are some people who have no great evil and rape in their lifetimes, and the soul of the underworld can freely choose to stay or reincarnate, and the entire underworld is personally controlled by the Emperor Dongyue. And hell is what we commonly call the eighteen layers of hell, that place is full of people who have committed great crimes in life, and these souls will be tortured according to the sins committed in life and then transferred to the reincarnation of animals, and this hell is managed by the eighteen kings of Yama. And this Infernal Underworld, it is not only the soul of people that is housed, but also elves, monsters, ghosts, and even gods, which are guarded by Shura, to put it bluntly, this place is this prison with no time limit, I heard that as long as you go in, no one has ever come out.
And this underworld is in the first layer of the eighteen-layer hell, it is said to be the underworld, but it should be called the Minglin more appropriately, this is the lightest layer of punishment in the eighteen-layer hell, and those who come here are all people who tell right and wrong before their deaths, their words hurt people, there are few people who flatter, and people who move stones and stick knives in the back, such people will receive the punishment of pulling out their tongues in the underworld.
There is a strange bird in the underworld to chew, as long as the tongue of the soul is cut off, chewing will compete to snatch the discarded long tongue, swallowing the long tongue chewing strange bird will change into nagging, this nag, the bird is as its name, nagging all day long, so the dark forest is noisy all day long The sound of talking has never stopped.
"There is a yin cha that said that I have seen your friend Qian Duoduo appear near the Hades Forest, but this Yin Cha also has jurisdiction, the affairs of hell are under the control of the Hades Envoy, I really don't want to intervene, I can take you to the vicinity of the Hades Forest later, whether you can find Qian Duoduo after you go in depends on yourself, but you have to remember one thing, if you meet the Hades Envoy, don't say that you are here to find someone, just say that you are going the wrong way, show him your tablet, they will not embarrass you too much"
"Bang bang bang!" The sound of slamming the door sounded again, "I said, the decay goods inside, you don't get out of the old lady, the old lady didn't play with you, I'll vote..."
Well done, old man Zhong, I appreciate you. In the whining of the fat woman behind me, Old Man Zhong and I walked out of the bathroom and walked towards the position of the elevator.
In front of a dense forest, I saw that the trees in the forest were arranged very closely, almost enough for one person to barely walk through it, the high canopy was almost connected, and through the gaps between the intricate trunks, I saw more dense trunks and endless darkness, which looked extremely dark and strange in the already dark underworld.
"This is the Underworld?"
"It's here, on weekdays, there will be souls from the underworld who strayed into the underworld, and under normal circumstances, it's nothing, either lost for a few days, or a few years, or was sent back after being discovered by the underworld envoy, and few souls have accidents here. Speaking of this, Old Man Zhong paused and turned his head to look at me, "But you are a living person, I am not sure what will happen to you inside, but there are three things I remind you, first, don't provoke the nagging in the underworld, don't speak, and don't speak loudly." This second, come and take this red line, and then go back" After speaking, the old man tied the red thread to my waist, he raised his hand and looked at his watch, "This third is now that you only have 10 hours to go, I have a way to block your work computer signal reception, although the industrial management office will temporarily think that you can't receive the task because of the bad signal, but after ten hours, the people from the industrial management office will send someone to check, so within ten hours, you have to rush back"
Rub, you didn't say it earlier!
The breath of the sun was urging, and I shot like lightning towards the underworld, and if I couldn't make a sound in the underworld, I definitely couldn't shout, so I could only speed up my feet.
Hopefully you'll be lucky enough to find a lot of money......
In the dark and silent underworld, a black figure shuttled up and down, without a sound, I have been shuttling in this silent and borderless underworld for almost three hours, during which I also met a few lost souls, but still did not see Qian Duoduo's figure, of course, with the education I received since I was a child to help people and be happy, I motioned to a few lost souls to walk back along the red line behind me.
After a jump, I passed through a few difficult gaps again, but I didn't slow down at all, it seems that the month-long training on the large treadmill in the elf village is really not covered, and my current speed and reflexes are greatly improved.
"Bang", accompanied by my screams, I fell from the air, just now I was praising myself in my heart, for a moment carelessly I actually hit a thick branch, with the sound of wood breaking, a thick branch fell towards the place where I fell, and another scream I was hit by a bucket-thick branch.
After a while, I lifted the branch and stood up, the branch that fell just now really hit my head, after getting up, my head was still buzzing, the dizziness made me almost not stand firm, shook my head to stabilize my body and looked at the red line behind me, determined the direction I came from, and chose some directions at random, and was about to urge the qi of the yang to run out, but there was a voice in my ear, "Do you have hemorrhoids?"
The sudden sound of speech really startled me, I turned around and looked around, this is no one? Could it be that my head was smashed just now and I had auditory hallucinations? After making sure that there was no one around, I once again urged the Yang Qi to shuttle between the trees.
A few minutes later, I stopped again because I heard the words "Do you have hemorrhoids?" in my ears again, but not to mention people beside me, not even a single fly, no, I have to find Qian Duoduo quickly, and I have to ask Old Man Zhong to take me to see a doctor when I go back, I won't hurt my brain, is there a hospital in this underworld?
Seeing that there was no one around, I once again urged the qi of the sun to start running, but this voice seemed to entangle me, no matter where I ran, how fast I was, the phrase "Do you have hemorrhoids?" would ring in my ears from time to time, and I tried to speed up, turn quickly, and shame my ears, but the words kept echoing in my ears.
"I'm annoyed, I don't have hemorrhoids or not, what's your business!" I couldn't stand the incessant sounding of the voice, and I stopped and yelled in all directions.
"Do you have hemorrhoids?"
This guy didn't give up, and there was no living creature when he looked around, so I said loudly to him, "I don't have hemorrhoids, am I satisfied?"
"Quack, he said he didn't have hemorrhoids, a guy named Ye Tian actually said that he didn't have hemorrhoids, hahahaha, brothers Ye Tian didn't have hemorrhoids" A voice sounded above his head.
"Ye Tian has no hemorrhoids"
"Ye Tian doesn't have a girlfriend"
"Ye Tian is a stupid fork, he will snatch a child's lollipop"
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In an instant, the entire underworld exploded at once, and the voices came and went, all about me, and the voice continued to spread outward centered on my position, and the voice became louder and louder.
When I looked up, I saw countless strange birds that looked like owls and had long human tongues on their beaks standing on the trunks of trees, talking with their heads tilted up and their mouths wide open.
These strange birds appeared as if out of thin air, and their voices became louder and louder, and I covered my ears and couldn't completely isolate these sounds from entering my ears.
Urging the Yang Qi to speed up and rush towards the cracks in the tree trunk, but no matter how fast I was, there was no way to shake off the sounds.
"Ye Tian will wet the bed"
"Ye Tian likes Wang Wei"
"Ye Tian is a sand sculpture"
………
The words kept echoing in my head, and slowly I had a feeling of dizziness, and the things in front of me began to be a little blurry, and began to shake, I stopped and shook my head, but the things in front of me were still blurry, and I couldn't see the nagging clearly when I looked up, and I could only vaguely see countless bright red long tongues dancing in the air, accompanied by the dancing of the long tongues, and those voices kept ringing in my ears.
"Ye Tian likes to smell his stinky socks"
"Ye Tian likes Ye Wan'er, but he is everyone's girlfriend and looks down on him"
"Ye Tian and the Yin Corpse have a leg"
"That's enough, you guys, shut up!!" I shouted in an angry voice, and the entire Stygian Forest fell silent.
Hey, don't even say it works.
"Ha, he is angry to show that what we said is true, Ye Tian really likes Wang Wei, hahaha"
"No, he likes the Pubic Corps"
"No, he likes Ye Wan'er"
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Another feeling of dizziness came, and I stumbled to the ground, barely standing up, the voice of "let me die" squeezed out from between my teeth, and at the same time, the dragon chant in my hand had been drawn in a circle, and the golden wind with the sound of the dragon's roar took me as the center and went towards the mountains and seas in all directions of the underworld......