Zhang Xiao still looked like a child, sitting on the sofa in the living room, spitting out a smoke ring, and then dialing the mysterious man's mobile phone.

Zhang Xiao: "Hey, I've been a son-in-law for a year, and now the task has been successfully completed." That eldest lady Hua Zhijing is all right, even her body is intact. I haven't touched her in the past year as her husband. Zhang Xiao once accepted an assignment to be Hua Zhijing's door-to-door husband for a year, responsible for secretly protecting her safety.

The mysterious man's voice on the other end was very serious: "No, you two have not lived as a couple for a year?"

Zhang Xiao frowned and began to complain: "No." I'm sure she's absolutely original now, cold like a nun. There were a few times when I was almost out of this task, and I slept in the room next to her for a year, and I often saw her hanging out in her underwear. ”

"I can't see it, I can't touch it, and I can't get it. This woman must be sick, so sexy, all day long to confuse me, but not let me sleep, do you say anxious people? This is the rhythm that tests my calmness index. ”

"If it were another man, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to control it a long time ago, but fortunately, it's me, a calm man who is known as a calm man, so she was able to save her body. It's not that I can't do it, I have complied with our mission and absolutely respect the wishes of the eldest lady......"

The man on the other end interrupted him: "Okay, don't get cheap and sell well." You continue to carry out the mission to protect Hua Zhijing for a period of two years. ”

"What? You still have to protect her for two years? Isn't it a good year?" Zhang Xiao was surprised. In fact, he likes this task a lot, although Hua Zhijing is so cold that she looks like a nun, but it is also a wonderful thing to see her figure every day.

Mystery Man: "Yes. This is an order from above!

"Okay, okay, I'll just reluctantly make it difficult. It's a chore, and I tell you, the average person can't do it. It not only tests skills, but also tests brainpower, and the most important thing is that calmness must also pass. Such a stunner dangles in front of him all day long, but he can't pounce on it, and only a stunner like me can do it. ”

Mysterious man: "I'll look up, and the day I'll complete the mission, you'll be rewarded greatly!" I won't suffer in vain. ”

"Uh-huh, that's good. Zhang Xiao was secretly happy in his heart.

After hanging up the mobile phone, Zhang Xiao walked around the spacious Huajia villa alone, spitting out a smoke ring, twisting his ass, and stretching his waist. This door-to-door son-in-law deserves it, and it's comfortable.

Suddenly, sister-in-law Hua Jingjing came back. Hua Jingjing is eighteen years old, and she looks like a lost person who doesn't have to pay for her life, and her cuteness index is absolutely first-class. It is recognized as the school flower of Tiannan University.

It is said that once Hua Jingjing was walking on the street, and an uncle hit a telephone pole, a young man broke his foot, and a teenager fell and ate. It's all because Hua Jingjing is fascinated that such a tragedy has been caused.

Zhang Xiao smiled hippie: "I'm back Jingjing, is there a boy who wrote you a love letter today?"

Hua Jingjing furrowed her eyebrows and did not answer him. The little hand made a fan to drive away the smoke in front of him: "Why do you smoke at home again, this is very unenvironmentally friendly, do you know? How many times have I told you, you don't have a long memory! Go to the bathroom and squat and smoke!"

, your brother-in-law doesn't want to poop, go to the toilet and squat, that's called sick. Chaohua Jingjing spit out a beautiful circle like "colorful clouds chasing the moon": "What's the matter, has my smoke ring level grown again?"

", do you want to die?" Hua Jingjing coughed a few times. The voice is good, and even the cough is natural.

How do university professors educate, a girl slots all day long, more than her brother-in-law's swearing, what kind of system is this: "Speak civilly, don't forget that you are a slim lady, and you are the second lady in a wealthy family." You can't talk so vulgarly. ”

Hua Jingjing disagreed, and a playful face emerged: "Use you to take care of it, you waste brother-in-law, you dare to take care of me?"

Hua Jingjing is indeed qualified to say such things. Since Zhang Xiao joined the Hua family for a year, he has been idle, doing nothing, making no contribution to the Hua family, and asking his wife for money all day long. A full one who eats soft rice. And enjoy yourself without blushing.

Zhang Xiao changed the subject: "Why hasn't your sister come back yet?" ”

Hua Jingjing gave a roll of her eyes, who pretended to give you courage: "Hey, how big are you?

"Yes. "Zhang Xiao is very direct and unabashed. That momentum: I eat this soft rice above board. I am born to be useful, and I eat soft rice and soft rice!

Hua Jingjing didn't expect him to admit it: "Zhang Xiao, why are you so thick-skinned bird, are you a man?"

Zhang Xiao immediately said: "Of course it is." I don't know if there's a bird in my name! I don't know what your Chinese teacher taught you, and I don't understand what a bird means. It's really uncultured. ”

"You ......" Hua Jingjing's pretty face turned crimson, and she wanted to hit him on the head with a fist.

Hua Jingjing didn't want to discuss bird culture, so she said: "Why did you spend your money so quickly, it was only a few days last time my sister gave you money, and this is gone?"

"Oh, you know, our consumption in Tiannan City is too high. I went down to the restaurant with a few friends to eat and drink, and then found a chick to relax, and then played a few rounds of mahjong, and the money was spent all at once. Zhang Xiao's tone was very relaxed. Anyway, this money is not earned by his own efforts, can it not be easy?

"You, you're still looking for beautiful women......" Hua Jingjing was very angry and gritted her teeth.

Zhang Xiao took a look, the angry appearance of the sister-in-law was simply a shy crow, and it was very attractive.

Zhang Xiao hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think. It is back pinching, massage. In this way, you can relax your body and mind, and when your body is better, you will have the strength to eat soft rice. Where do you want to go, girl?"

"Hmph. Hua Jingjing will be skeptical. In her heart, this brother-in-law is very slippery and can't be easily believed.

Zhang Xiao felt that she wouldn't tell her sister-in-law where her sister had gone, so she said, "Hey, Jingjing, you are so beautiful, how many toads have written you love letters recently?

Hua Jingjing gave a look and reviewed, you think you are the chief reviewer of the editorial department, pig brain, eating soft rice is about to become an idiot: "Don't talk to me about such topics in the future." ”

"Why can't I? I'm your brother-in-law, I can't say anything? I'm not an outsider! Hurry up and get the love letters, the opportunity is rare, and I don't even bother to read the love letters of other girls. It's just that you're my sister-in-law, so I have to take this responsibility. ”

You yard, Hua Jingjing gave a disdainful look again: "Don't eat the pot and look at the bowl, don't beat my mind! ”

"You bear child, when did I beat you up. Can I take a fancy to you for a girl?" shook his head.

Unexpectedly, Hua Jingjing slapped him on the buttocks: "Let go of your fart!"

, Zhang Xiao was simply shocked, he would never have thought that Hua Jingjing would be so bold. Who would dare to smoke her own brother-in-law in the ordinary? This is simply a heroine!

Zhang Xiao's admiration for Hua Jingjing was like a surging river, but he said: "Bear child, why are you still beating your elders? Where is your traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young?"

"Hmph, you just should be beaten!" Hua Jingjing glared at him, then ignored him.

Zhang Xiao smoked a cigarette alone and came to the second floor of the villa, and suddenly saw a man in sunglasses outside the villa acting very suspiciously, so he said: "Hey, that man with sunglasses, what are you doing?"

Unexpectedly, the man in sunglasses not only did not answer, but also ......