"He's coming..."

"Would you like to go up and help you ask?" Professor Smith saw Xu Mang's arrival, and asked Henry Mirren beside him, "Of course, you don't want to know anything, Xu Mang will definitely not say it, but he can probably know a little." ”

"Okay. ”

"I'm sorry for you. Henry Mirren nodded and said seriously.

Then

Xu Mang found the members of his delegation, and then handed his briefcase to a young man, and said solemnly: "Use your life to protect this bag, if you lose it... You are the sinner of history. ”

Hearing these words, the young man who got the bag almost didn't get scared, this is helping people get the bag, this is completely a thunder for others.

"Xu... Professor Xu?" The young man said nervously, "Why don't you take it yourself... I'm really afraid that this bag will blow up, I'm still young... I didn't marry a daughter-in-law, if I didn't take a good look at the bag and went to jail, I'm too aggrieved. ”

“...”

"I can't look at a bag, how can you marry a wife?" Xu Mang glanced at the young man and said indifferently: "Just look at it... It's really not good, a few more people to protect you. ”

Words fall,

Xu Mang saw champagne in the distance, and hurriedly said, "I slipped away first... When it's time to sign, I'll be there for you. ”

Let's go...

He disappeared into the crowd with a gust of wind.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

Watching Xu Mang disappear, several members of the Chinese delegation present glanced at each other's experiments, and everyone saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.

"Ugh..."

"Is it happy or unhappy to be a leader like this?" the young man with the bag sighed, glanced at the black handbag in his hand, and was speechless for a while, don't let anything happen... Otherwise, you really go to jail.

...

"Hello!"

"Is there a bucket of Häagen-Dazs?" Xu Mang slipped to a small room next to the living room and asked a chef present: "I saw the Häagen-Dazs in the venue, they are all packed in bowls, you should have prepared a large vat of Häagen-Dazs, right?"

“...”

"You are... The head of the Chinese delegation?" the chef knew Xu Mang, and before coming here, he gave a list of people, in which Xu Mang's head was placed at the top and a danger sign was added to the side.

"Hmm!"

Xu Mang nodded and said seriously, "Is there any?"

"Yes, yes!"

afterwards

Xu Mang held a bucket of Häagen-Dazs, found a corner of the living room, and had a video chat with Yang Xiaoman while eating Häagen-Dazs.

"Hello?"

"Wife... See what I'm eating?" Xu Mang said with a grin, "I'll tell you... This thing is cheap here, damn it... Last time you were going to eat Häagen-Dazs, I bought you two boxes, it cost more than forty yuan, and two bites were gone. ”

"Nonsense!"

"It's expensive. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said indifferently: "Are you in the room? You seem to be outside. ”

Xu Mang nodded and said seriously: "The negotiations are all over, it's dinner time, and the agreement will be signed later... I guess I'll be able to return to China the day after tomorrow, right... Help me book a ticket, a first-class ticket, book me eight. ”

"Eight?"

"What are you doing with so much?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked seriously.

"I booked it for the rest of the delegation, these people had a hard time with me, and it didn't cost much anyway. Xu Mang took a bite of ice cream: "The semiconductor technology you want has arrived, you can do it yourself." ”

Then

Professor Smith suddenly appeared beside Xu Mang, looking at the world-famous physicist, holding a bucket of ice cream, which looked like a top scientist.

"Ahem. ”

"Wife... I've got a little bit of something here, so I won't talk about it yet. ”

syllable

Hang up directly.

Looking up at Professor Smith, he grinned and asked, "Professor Smith... Come on?"

"No need. ”

"Xu Mang... What's the matter with your dollar?" Professor Smith found a chair, sat down next to Xu Mang, and asked curiously, "Are you really planning to transfer technology for a dollar? This is not like your style, a hundred million dollars is about the same." ”

"$100 million?"

"Hehe... Professor Smith, are you underestimating me too much?" Xu Mang said solemnly: "This is how many brain cells I have worked hard to consume, and it has almost condensed the crystallization of my Xu Mang's wisdom all his life, 100 million US dollars... Isn't that insulting me?"

"And you gave it back a dollar?" Professor Smith said with a wry smile.

"No, no, no!"

"Compared with my wisdom, the friendship between China and the United States is more important. Xu Mang said seriously: "As big countries, it is necessary for the two countries to live in harmony, although there will be competition in various fields, but healthy competition will accelerate progress." ”

Listening to Xu Mang's words,

Professor Smith frowned, his words... How does it feel like what a press spokesperson should say.

"That's it!"

"Don't I know about you?" Professor Smith said, "What the hell are you playing?"

"No..."Xu Mang asked curiously, "Professor Smith... You can't have all kinds of doubts about me because I have done too many bad things and occasionally do a good thing, in fact, I am really a good person!"

Good?

You?

Stop it!

Professor Smith sighed and said helplessly, "Since you don't want to tell the truth, I won't force it, Xu Mang... After signing later, beware of some people... Several activists in the US delegation wanted to vent their anger. ”

Words fall,

Before Xu Mang could speak, he saw the staff pushing a few movable blackboards, which were full of various numbers and equations.

it!

Impromptu activities?

"What's the situation?"

"What are you going to do?" asked Xu Mang with a confused expression.

"to torture you. Professor Smith said solemnly, "The mystery of the proton radius... They want you to be able to calculate the radius interval of the proton. ”

"What?"

"Let me use theoretical calculations to calculate the proton radius?" After Xu Mang heard the request, his face turned black on the spot, and he was so angry that he only gritted his teeth: "I heard... The Jefferson Laboratory of the U.S. Department of Energy is using an accelerator to measure the radius of protons, so they must have come up with this bad idea, right?"

Smith wasn't surprised that Xu Mang knew about this, and the Jefferson Laboratory of the Department of Energy just appeared on the cover of Nature last month.

"Yes!"

"It's like testing you, the world's best theoretical physicist, if you can calculate the proton radius. Professor Smith glanced at Xu Mang and whispered, "Do you have this strength?"

"It's a bit difficult. ”

"But you can try it. Xu Mang said.

As soon as the words fell,

The venue suddenly became lively, and the link of signing the agreement arrived.

Here it comes

It's time to come!

Finding the young man who was helping him carry his bag, Xu Mang walked to the middle of the hall and shook hands with Henry Mirren.

When Henry Mirren got the agreement, he handed it over to the professional legal staff around him, and after about ten minutes of investigation, it was finally confirmed that there was no problem, and then the Xu Yang structure formula replacement agreement was signed.

Of course

There is also a second letter of agreement.

"Is there a problem?" asked Henry Mirren nervously.

"Nope!"

"But... At the beginning, I had to pay a fee of 1.5 million US dollars. The legal officer said solemnly: "I don't know if this money is all the money." ”

"Professor Xu Mang?"

"Is one and a half million the whole amount?" asked Henry Mirren.

Xu Mang shook his head and said solemnly, "It's not... It's just the cost of the server and assembly, and later there's the shipping and so on. ”

After watching it for a long time,

The legal officer nodded and whispered: "There is generally no problem, it mainly depends on the character of the other party." ”

Character...

The key is that the character is not very good!

Henry Mirren thought for a long time, glanced at everyone present, and it seemed that this was a sign that had to be signed...

Boom,

Henry signed his own name.

Followed by

The two sides exchanged agreements and shook hands, and the most humiliating deception in the United States officially began.

In the time that followed,

Everyone began to happily devote themselves to the dinner, Xu Mang is very cold about apple roast turkey, and it is already the limit to be able to accept fruit pie, the dark ingredient of apple roast turkey... I'm sorry, I can't accept it in this life.

Apples are mostly placed in the pie.

Halfway through dinner,

A middle-aged man suddenly spoke, "That's right... I heard that Professor Xu Mang also has research on high-energy particles, the decay error of neutrons, the discovery of Weyl fermions, and the discovery of the so-called axons, Professor Xu Mang... As an authority on theoretical physics, you have achieved such achievements in high-energy particles, which makes us feel disgraced. ”

"That's right. ”

"I wonder if Professor Xu Mang knows about the proton radius problem?" the middle-aged man asked.

In a moment,

Everyone looked at Xu Mang.

"Proton?"

"I remember... Ten years ago, both spectroscopy and scattering experiments seemed to have concluded that the proton radius was 0.8768 femtometers. Xu Mang said indifferently: "What? You got a new value?"

"Pretty much. ”

"But... We need a theoretical physicist with strong computing skills to help us verify the interval value of this value. The middle-aged man said helplessly: "I don't know if Professor Xu Mang is willing to help us with this, as the world's top existence in theoretical physics, and the winner of this year's Nobel Prize in Physics, there should be no problem, right?"

Xu Mang didn't speak, quietly looking at this group of people, almost everyone had a hint of expectation in their eyes, which was an expectation of watching a joke.

"It's not that hard. ”

"Wait until I'm done with dinner. ”

......