Lu Mingyue was very annoyed.

rushed home in a hurry, only to find that the villa was blinded by black lights, and there was a ghost...... Well, she's even more annoyed when it comes to that!

The moment she opened Lu Baoer's room and pressed the light switch, she almost didn't scare her to death!

A cloak that looked exactly like the Sadako on TV was hanging from a ceiling fan in the middle of the roof...... In that scene, she called the police without saying a word.

I was relieved to learn that it was just a doll, but I was scared enough.

I wanted to burn her with a fire, but she, a little sister, has liked these strange things since she was a child, and if she really burned, she didn't know what would happen, but she finally held back.

You don't have to think about it to know that this must have been made by Xu Moqiu again, and you must have a good theory with him when the time comes.

called, Xu Moqiu and Lu Baoer turned off their phones, Lu Zhe's phone was finally connected, but no one answered, and when he called again, the result also prompted that the phone was turned off.

There must be somewhere to fool around again, I don't have to say, when they come back, they must clean up.

……

At this time, Comrade Xu Moqiu was sitting cross-legged on the side of the road, holding a beer in his hand, and instilling ideological concepts in several 16 or 7-year-old boys and girls: "If the young and strong do not work hard, the boss will be sad in vain; now is the information age, if you do not study hard, you are doomed to be eliminated from society in the future! If you do not learn cultural knowledge well, it may be difficult to find a job in the future, and you will work as a coolie all your life in the future, and you will never get ahead." ”

Grunt gulp a sip of beer, and then said: "Only by studying hard can you become as good as me!" Back in the day, I got up before three o'clock every day to cut pigweed; at five o'clock, when people were still making breakfast, I had already cut through the wall and stole the light to start studying; when I was in high school, others were still memorizing words, and my English had already passed level 6; and finally I was admitted to Yunnan University with the first grade in the school. ”

"Life should be a process of continuous learning, study hard, arm yourself with learning, enrich your life, continue to learn, and make progress together with the society in order to live better." ”

"Sister...... Teacher Xu......"

This was the third time that Lu Zhe wanted to interrupt him, Xu Moqiu said with a calm face: "Classmate Lu Zhe, you seem to be very confused?

"This ...... How could I not have understood?"

"Oh, tell me what you've learned?"

"This ...... Let's talk about it when I have time, what I want to say is that it's almost eleven o'clock now, and my sister called an hour ago, if we don't go back, we will die!" Lu Zhe finally found an opportunity to say what he had been holding back for a long time.

"You didn't tell her, Teacher Xu is explaining the true meaning of life to you? Besides, she is a woman, and she can still manage you as a big man......? Wait, who did you just say called you?" Xu Moqiu was full of excitement, and his wine strength suddenly woke up halfway.

"My sister. "I'm afraid he won't be able to react, so he added three more words," Lu Mingyue. ”

Xu Moqiu got up and reproached, "Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

Lu Zhe was speechless: "I've always wanted to say it, but you won't let me say it!"

"If I don't let you say it, can't you find a chance to say it......? Forget it, you're not destined to be a big deal! What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up, stop the car!" kicked Lu Zhe, who was still about to talk back, to the side of the road, turned his face to a few girls and said, "Classmates, are you going home or?"

Lu Bao'er replied first: "Hey, they will go back with me." ”

"What about you?" Xu Moqiu looked at Mu Wanjing.

"I ......" Mu Wanjing looked dazed, after singing in the past, if she rewarded more, she would find a cheap hotel to rest, and if she didn't, she would find a cheap Internet café to stay overnight.

Now with a lot of cash on her body, it's really insecure for her to go to those places as a girl.

Lu Baoer stretched out her hand to her very righteously: "Go back to the couple's house!

Xu Moqiu felt that this was very domineering, and secretly decided: If he has money in the future, he must change to a big bed first, and he will have more face when he says it.

Mu Wanjing also vaguely knew Lu Bao'er's identity, and said cautiously: "Will it be troublesome?"

"There is something wrong with the wood, there are many rooms in the puppet house!"

Sitting in the taxi, Xu Moqiu found that his phone had been turned off at some point, and the injuries on his head and feet had been treated simply, except for a little swelling and pain, there was no major problem.

The taxi slowly stopped at the door of the Lu family's villa, and the villa was dark and a little creepy.

The group stepped on the moonlight, opened the gate and walked in.

"Snap"

Pressing the switch of the headlights in the living room, Xu Moqiu suddenly found that there was actually a person sitting in the center of the sofa at this moment!

But seeing that although there was a smile on that beautiful face, it gave people a cool feeling in the hot summer-especially Xu Moqiu, who was simply cold in his heart.

"Bao'er, take your classmates to rest first, Lu Zhe and Teacher Xu stay, I have something to say to you. ”

Today is Lu Baoer's birthday, she is the oldest, so Lu Mingyue will not embarrass her, but someone must make an explanation for tonight's events, and this burden naturally falls on the shoulders of Xu Moqiu and Lu Zhe.

"Whew...... Okay!" Lu Bao'er jumped to the staircase, and didn't forget to make a grimace at Xu Moqiu and Lu Zhe.

When the others left, the smile on Lu Mingyue's face disappeared without a trace in an instant, and she said with a cold face: "Say, where did you go?" ”

Before coming back, the two of them did not hesitate, and said in unison: "I'm going to the park!"

"What are you doing in the park?"

"Take a walk!"

Lu Mingyue was so angry with these two brothers that she went for a walk in the park in the middle of the night, did anyone believe it?

Lu Mingyue didn't tear it down, and pointed at Lu Zhe, who was revealing ribs: "Then what's the matter with you? Don't tell me this is performance art." ”

"Uh......" Lu Zhe's brain turned quickly, and the lie came as soon as he opened his mouth, "That's the case, we were sitting on the grass and watching the stars to cultivate our sentiments, but we didn't expect a homeless man with advanced lung cancer to come out next to him, his wish is to dress neatly and go down to see the ancestors and ancestors, sister, you have always taught us to be compassionate, so I didn't hesitate to donate my shirt to him." ”

"I believe that he has now reached the Western Elysium, and together with his ancestors and ancestors, he has lived a happy and fulfilling life. ”

This lie was told, and Xu Moqiu secretly gave him a zero score in his heart. It's better to say that she was robbed by a robber.

"Oh, yes? Xu Moqiu, why don't you tell me?"

It was clear that she didn't believe it, and the reason why Xu Moqiu was asked to open her mouth was to give him a chance to confess and be lenient, because she had already smelled a strong smell of wine on Xu Moqiu's body.

It seems that it is impossible to hide it, so if you are frank, you may be able to win leniency.

After thinking about it, he replied very honestly: "I went to the bar." ”

Lu Zhe was shocked, thinking that Xu Moqiu had lost his mind and was crazy, so he hurriedly squeezed his eyes at him: "Brother-in-law, what are you talking nonsense......?

"What is it?" Xu Moqiu didn't wait for him to finish, and said, "How do I usually educate you? As a man, you behave rightly, and things are as they are! You didn't learn well at a young age, and you learned to lie? Don't you know that after death, you will fall into hell with your tongue? Don't talk anymore, I'm very disappointed in you!"

Lu Zhe smacked his lips and couldn't speak.

Lu Mingyue asked, "What are you doing at the bar?"

Look at this question, what else can you do when you go to a bar besides drinking? I want to pick up girls, but the key is the sister-in-law on the left and the brother-in-law on the right, I have the heart and the guts!

"Bao'er is in a bad mood, so ......" Xu Moqiu thought about it, and decided to push Lu Bao'er out as a shield.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Lu Mingyue was silent, nodded at him, and didn't say anything more.

Seeing this, he didn't plan to pursue it, Xu Moqiu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and the moment he turned around, Lu Mingyue suddenly spoke again: "Wait! Why are there blood stains on your body?"

As soon as these words came out, Xu Moqiu and Lu Zhe chuckled in their hearts, the two glanced at each other, and the brain waves instantly adjusted to a channel.

Xu Moqiu blinked: "After a while, I said that there was a car accident." ”

Lu Zhe pursed his lips: "That robber is always cruel!"

Seeing that the two of them didn't speak for a long time, Lu Mingyue's face sank: "Say, is there a fight?"

The two said in unison: "No!"

"And what's the matter with this bloodstain?"

"Car accident!"

"Robbery!"

The two have a tacit understanding, but unfortunately what they said was not right for the horse's mouth.

Xu Moqiu secretly scolded Lu Zhe for being a waste, his brain turned fast, and he spoke first: "That's the case, when we came back, the taxi suddenly ...... Got a flat tire!"

Lu Zhe hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, you don't know, that battle is always scary! The 'boom' sound is like an atomic bomb explosion! The old lady on the side of the road is paralyzed with fright!"

Will it be an analogy? Can a flat tire be compared to an atomic bomb explosion? Even if it is exaggerated, there must be a limit, okay?

Lu Mingyue was so smart, it was strange to be able to believe the nonsense of the two of them, and hugged her chest and said coldly: "Then tell me together, which tire burst?"

"Yes...... Which one?" Lu Zhe looked at Xu Moqiu as he spoke.

The corners of Xu Moqiu's mouth turned to the left, and his left eyelid blinked.

Lu Zhe understood in seconds, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"What are you two frowning and eyeing up there?

Xu Moqiu: "Left rear wheel!"

Lu Zhe: "Spare tire!"

The two of them spoke at the same time, and they couldn't change it if they wanted to.

If it weren't for Lu Mingyue still in front of him, Xu Moqiu would definitely jump up and give this mentally retarded child a brainstorm!

Spare tire explosion? You've seen too many jokes, haven't you?

The lie was instantly goofy, and Lu Zhewuzi was still there with a dead duck's mouth: "Hmm...... Actually, the car first exploded on the left rear wheel, and immediately rolled over, uh...... In the process of overturning, the spare tire also exploded, which just broke my brother-in-law's brain...... Then a big man rushed out of the woods...... If you have to rob the sex, my brother-in-law was stabbed in the foot on the way to resist!

Lu Mingyue sneered: "Make it up, continue to make it up!" Ah Zhe, I found out that you are telling lies now, and you don't even blink your eyelids! Yes, you learned this in school?"

Lu Zhe's face turned red instantly: "I'...... What I say is true. ”

"Alright, don't be embarrassed there, here's the thing. Xu Moqiu no longer concealed it, and told the matter one by one, of course, the fight was directly ignored by him, but changed to fall in the bathroom after drinking too much.

After listening to Xu Moqiu's words, Lu Mingyue also felt sympathy for the girl in her heart: "What do you mean, let me help that girl find a part-time job?"

Xu Moqiu nodded: "That's not it, that kid is quite pitiful, otherwise he wouldn't have risked being rubbed with oil to sing in that place." ”

Lu Mingyue pondered for a moment and stood up: "If she really has no place to live, let her live with Bao'er first, part-time work, I'll think about it and give you an answer tomorrow." It's not early, rest early. ”

Xu Moqiu nodded hurriedly: "Okay! Rest early." ”

After walking for two steps, Lu Mingyue stopped again, hesitated for a moment and said, "You...... Don't you really have to go to the hospital?"

Although the words are cold, the meaning of concern is not false at all.

Xu Moqiu's heart warmed: it turned out that she still cared about herself.

Before he could speak, Lu Zhe patted his chest beside him: "It's okay, my brother-in-law is as strong as a dog, you don't have to pay attention to this injury at all." ”

What a sensible, talkative brother-in-law!

Xu Moqiu was moved to tears, and directly picked up the flip-flops in his hand.