Chapter 107: The City of the Underworld
"Hello, we are lost, we want to find someone to ask for directions, how do I get to the underworld from here?" This time Old Man Zhong did not report his identity again.
Hearing that we were looking for the underworld, a dozen or so spirits around us burst into laughter.
One of the smaller guys said to a sturdy soul with a long scar on his face, "Hahaha, Scar, I'm laughing to death, they came here to find the underworld......
Scarface didn't speak, and a squinted-eyed soul beside him rushed to say, "You, you, we, look for it, land, dungeon, do, shh, what"
After patiently listening to the words of the slanted soul, the old man Zhong leaned over towards the slanted soul, "At first glance, this big brother is an understanding person, me and this little brother are from the management office of the reincarnation of the underworld, no, let us pull the reincarnation object to the Infernal Underworld, but I don't know what is going on, I came here, and I hope that a few big brothers will show me the way."
"What does the management office of the reincarnation institute do?" The name of this reincarnation institute may have aroused the interest of the thin soul, looking at this guy's interested expression, if this thing enters the underworld through formal channels, it will definitely become my successor.
"This big brother, everyone knows the management office of this reincarnation, and it is called the management office of the reincarnation office, which is commonly known as the public toilet management center."
"You, you, you, earth, really, really, yes, yes, interesting, toilet, toilet, place, just, toilet, return to return, reincarnation back to place"
After listening to the words of the slanted eyes, Old Man Zhong leaned towards him again, and kept complaining that because of the name of the reincarnation management office, he chose the wrong profession and was with maggot feces all day long, and his life was not going well, but he was homesick but couldn't go back, etc., etc... This old man, if he is allowed to develop in Hollywood, he has to win the Academy Awards, but when it comes to sadness, he even sheds two tears, which provokes more than a dozen souls around us to secretly wipe away tears, but the guy called Scar stared at me and Old Man Zhong with an expressionless face.
Seeing that Old Man Zhong was crying, he actually reached out and handed a piece of paper to Old Man Zhong, took the toilet paper, and at the moment of wiping his tears, Old Man Zhong quietly winked at me, and I also quietly gave him a thumbs up.
Brother Zhong, the acting skills are good!
"Since you're here, don't go, they're all mixed up like this, and heaven is looking for some kind of dungeon in front of you!"
"Heaven, this is heaven?" Zhong Laodao's excited expression and movements are just like the real thing, this old guy, you have to be wary of him in the future, no one can tell whether this acting is true or false.
"It's better to be like heaven than heaven, and in the future, I will mix with my brother and let you eat, drink, and have fun without worries......"
The "fourth" didn't wait for the thin soul to finish speaking, Scarface, who had not spoken, spoke, this Scarface should be the small leader of this group, as soon as he spoke, everyone present closed their mouths.
At the same time that more than a dozen souls closed their mouths, I only heard Zhong Laodao say that he was extremely excited to take me to see it, okay?
This time, no one answered Old Man Zhong's words, only to see Scarface, who should be the leader of more than ten souls, looking at me and Old Man Zhong expressionlessly, his eyes kept sweeping over me and Old Man Zhong's body, and after a while, Scarface raised his arm and stretched out his finger to point at me and asked, "What about you!"
Just when I was a little puzzled by his question, Old Man Zhong took a few steps back to my side, grabbed my hand and squeezed it hard, turned his head to Scarface and said, "This is my follower, doing coolies, that he ......" and raised his hand to his head and gestured.
I rub, doesn't that mean I'm a fool? You're a fool, your whole family is a fool.
I was just about to have a seizure, but Old Man Zhong pinched me hard again.
"The toilet cleaner also has a follower?"
"It's not him... It's inconvenient, there's no place to go, so I'll work hard with me, a few big brothers, we haven't eaten in the past two days, can you take us to eat something?"
Scarface didn't answer Old Man Zhong's question right away, he just stared at me without saying a word.
Two or three minutes later, I was a little uncomfortable to be looked at by him, no matter how hard Old Man Zhong pinched my arm to stop me, I still gave a white scarred face, and said to him angrily, "What do you see, haven't you seen a handsome guy?"
After listening to my words, this scarface not only didn't get angry, but actually grinned, and said to more than a dozen soul junks with a big wave of his hand, "Let's go, take the two of them to see the general"
Yes, I went to a mental hospital, but I'm not sick!
As soon as Scarface's voice fell, a group of little chatters began to talk again, and the thin soul and squinted soul came directly to Old Man Zhong and talked to Old Man Zhong, and this Scarface didn't care, turned around and took the lead towards the brightly lit and crowded underworld city under the hill.
After passing three checkpoints, the group really walked into the underworld, only to see that the streets are lined with shops and bright lights, restaurants, hotels, coffee houses, massage parlors, and bathhouses...... All the living and entertainment facilities are readily available, the most surprising thing for me is that I actually saw a school on the corner of a street, it may be the end of school time, I saw a group of spirits coming out of the school, the uniform dress should be the students of this school, but the age of these students seems to have passed the age of study, this is the underworld adult university?
Is this the same place that Old Man Zhong said about the desolate Infernal Underworld full of wandering evil spirits?
Looking at Old Man Zhong's tangled expression, needless to say, I also know that in the current situation, maybe this old guy can't say why.
"Handsome guy, please inquire, you still have a school here, I heard that your Infernal Underworld is desolate."
Hearing Old Man Zhong call himself a handsome guy, the smile on the face of the thin soul was even worse, he reached out and hugged Old Man Zhong's shoulder, and said proudly, "We're here, it's not like this, it was really desolate at that time, only wandering aimlessly all day long, the only fun is to find an unpleasant person to fight, eh, the days at that time were really unbearable" He didn't forget to sigh deeply as he spoke, causing several souls who heard him to shake their heads and sigh again and again.
"Until the appearance of the general, we have completely changed here, I tell you, our general is the person sent by God to save our sinful souls, you see, these are all built by the general led us" After speaking, he pointed to the streets and houses in front of him with his hand.
"The general also brought me endless food and wine, you don't know, I haven't eaten in almost three hundred years since I came here, and the first time I took the food from the general's hand, do you know how it felt?
"The general also said that the world abandoned us here to make us suffer infinite pain, because we made mistakes, this wrong thing can be changed, ten years can not be changed, a hundred years, a hundred years, a thousand years, or even more time, although the world has abandoned us, but we can't abandon ourselves, so he opened this school of repentance, let all our souls go to study, the general is our living god" As he spoke, several souls beside him sobbed softly.
Looking at the souls crying softly beside him, if the situation in the Infernal Underworld described by Old Man Zhong is correct, and at the same time, the two of us are not in the wrong place, coupled with the performance of these souls that should be evil ghosts around us now, on the whole, there may be only one possibility.
I walked up to Old Man Zhong's side, leaned into his ear and whispered, "The Buddha came to the boundless underworld without informing the underworld?"
Old man Zhong turned his head and stared at me with wide eyes, and after pinching my hand fiercely while I was unprepared, he whispered to me, "Don't talk nonsense!"
"So many evil spirits have become students, in this kind of place, who else do you say besides the Buddha? It can't be Jesus and his old man playing crossover, right? If it's really his old man, then I don't see these guys with a cross......
"Don't talk nonsense, we'll see, I don't think it's that simple"
"Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, you, you, you, just now, just, talk, say, simply" The squinted eyes suddenly interjected into a sentence, startling me. At this time, it was still Old Man Zhong who reacted quickly, he hugged his slanted eyes and soul, and said to him with a smile, "Handsome guy, I told my brother just now that it is very simple to eat food here."
"Food, who says food, where to eat food?" Hearing the food, even the thin soul that had been crying softly came towards us.
"yes, it's been a long time since I've been eating roast duck."
"I want to eat roast pig"
"I think it's good, it's still good seafood in Seongnam"
.........
"Don't talk about it, I'll take you to the restaurant after taking these two to meet the general!"
Hearing Scarface's words, the souls cheered happily again.
These spirits look like heinous ghosts? I really suspect that there is something wrong with Old Man Zhong's navigation.
Amid the excited chatter of the spirits around me discussing what to eat later, the group led by Scarface walked through the bustling central square, surrounded by a crowd of people who were constantly partying around the campfire, warmly inviting us to join in the carnival, and the young men and women stuffed the beer and food in their hands into my mouth.
It took a lot of effort for us to cross the square and walk towards a quiet path, although it is quiet, there are still many pavilions on both sides of the path, but most of these pavilions are teahouses, bookstores and other clean places, with warm lighting, making the street seem quiet and unusual all day.
In front of a five-story wooden building, Scarface took out a waist card from his arms and said to the two guards in front of the wooden building, "Right battalion probe Scar, bring a newcomer to see the general!"
The two guards at the door did not enter the wooden building to pass the word, and after a while, with a creaking sound, the wooden door was pushed open from the inside out.
A skinny old man who looked almost seventy years old walked out of it, saw the scar, bowed respectfully, and said to my brother Old Man Zhong, "The two have come from afar, and the general invites the two to the inner hall to talk." After speaking, he grabbed a handful of his hands into the air in front of him, and a tray of gold and silver appeared in front of us, and the tray was sent to Scarface, and he said respectfully, "Scar probe, the general ordered, Scar probe has recently led a group of brothers to work hard, this is the general's reward"
After Scar, grinning and taking the tray in his hand,
The tall and thin old man, standing sideways at the main entrance of the five-story wooden building, made a gesture of invitation to me and Old Man Zhong.