Chapter 1088 - Language Basics
Zhang Zi'an and the elves reached an agreement to take advantage of this trip to Egypt to bring the cat god statue by the way, to see if there is a chance to leave it in a certain pyramid and use the power of the ancient Egyptian gods to seal it.
It's not hard to find the pyramids in Egypt, but it's hard to leave the statues in the pyramids without being swept away as garbage by the administrators.
"Quack! People go to travel to leave at most the words 'XX to visit here', you idiot actually want to leave such a big piece of garbage, if someone is caught red-handed, do you want to throw the face of the Chinese abroad?" Richard flapped his wings.
Zhang Zi'an wanted to smoke it, but if you think about it carefully, this is indeed a problem, in case it is stopped by the management on the spot, we can't lose the face of the motherland, right?
He had an idea and said, "Richard, your chance to perform has arrived—I plan to study Japanese hard in the short time before departure! Fortunately, I have a good foundation in Japanese, so I should learn it quickly!"
Richard: "...... Did you learn your Japanese from a movie? You idiot has a very fast brain in this area!"
Zhang Zi'an was full of confidence, "If someone finds out, I will first say 'Yabai', then say 'Goba', and then 'Hacikashi' in a very ashamed manner; if the other party wants to arrest me, I will shout 'Ether' and 'Hanacithe' at the same time; if the other party refuses to let go of me, I have to shout 'lock and expand, destroy'......"
The other elves were confused when they heard this, and only Richard said speechlessly: "Uncle Ben has nothing to teach you about Japanese......
Zhang Zi'an was overjoyed when he heard this, and felt that learning the language in an entertaining way was really twice the result with half the effort, and before he could boast about himself, the mobile phone suddenly rang with a message prompt.
He took a look, and it was sent by Wang Gan.
Wang Qian: Master, that ...... We're at the door, how many minutes do you have left?
Zhang Zi'an: "......"
Then, Li Kun also sent a message: Master, you don't have to worry, we can wait a little longer.
In order to prove his innocence, Zhang Zi'an pulled up the roller shutter door from the inside as quickly as possible, so that the refreshing morning breeze outside poured into the store.
The clerks were all waiting outside.
When Zhang Zi'an was discussing things with the elves, he unconsciously had reached the time when he was usually open for business and the clerks were working, but he was too focused and didn't notice it, and then he got carried away and said a few words of Japanese, and the volume may be a little high......
Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning!
Lu Yiyun and Jiang Feifei were stopped a little far away by Li Kun, racking their brains to explain to them that this was a last resort, and they could not be allowed to approach the door for the time being.
At the same time as the roller shutter door suddenly rose, Wang Qian looked away from the door with an embarrassed face, and said with a smile: "Master, you ...... It's over so soon?"
He and Li Kun looked at Zhang Zi'an with strange eyes, and always glanced at his pants...... There was inexplicable pity in his eyes.
Rao is Zhang Zi'an has a thick skin, and he can't help but sweat a little at this time, and he doesn't know how to explain this matter.
"I'm not so fast!"
It is important to clarify the misunderstanding, but it is even more important to clarify the misunderstanding, after all, it is a matter of men's dignity.
"Don't think about it, I was practicing Japanese just now! Didn't you hear your teacher say when you were in middle school that memorizing words in the morning is the most efficient?" he explained, and he barely lied.
Wang Qian and Li Kun made expressions of sudden realization, but their acting skills were not in place, and they looked fake.
"Master, you must take care of your body! Forcibly wipe out the ashes!" Wang Qian said in a meaningful voice, and his eyes clearly said: Master, don't explain! Everyone is a man, what is there to explain? Explanation is to cover up!
Li Kun sighed, "Speaking of which, this excuse has also been used by disciples...... Honestly, not very easy to make ......"
Lu Yiyun and Jiang Feifei came over, they came a little later than Wang Qian and Li Kun, because although they usually face the sky, as the weather gets hotter and the sun is getting stronger, they still have to apply basic sunscreen, unlike men who can go out with their clothes on.
When they arrived, Wang Qian and Li Kun had already arrived first, but they were very strange, they all put their ears to the roller shutter door, and squeezed their eyebrows at each other mysteriously, not knowing what they were eavesdropping, as if they had discovered some terrible secret.
In addition to the roller shutter door, the pet store also has a glass door inside, so unless the people inside are talking very loudly, it is almost impossible to hear from the outside.
Usually Zhang Zi'an had already opened the door at this time, but today he didn't open the door for a long time, they thought that Zhang Zi'an was suddenly sick and wanted to call to ask, but Wang Qian and Li Kun stopped them, saying that they couldn't disturb Zhang Zi'an now.
The two of them flickered in words, and their explanations were full of loopholes, the two girls didn't believe it at all, they had to call, at least they had to send a message to ask, Wang Qian and Li Kun had no choice, so they sent two meaningful messages for them......
Zhang Zi'an knew that they had misunderstood, but there was no way to explain this in front of the two girls, even if he explained the two of them, he wouldn't believe it, and it would definitely get darker and darker.
Lu Yiyun often sketches or something, and her observation is relatively fine, she found that Zhang Zi'an's clothes are quite neat - some are too neat, there are a lot of grass blades and mud on the sides of his shoes, and the whole person looks like he has just come back from outside in the morning, and he has walked on a muddy road, and he looks a little tired, as if he didn't sleep well last night.
"Mr. Manager......"
She wanted to ask Zhang Zi'an if she was sick or if something was wrong, and they would be happy to lend a helping hand if she needed help. However, as soon as the words began, Jasmine leaned out of her backpack, her head reached behind her shoulders, noticed the cat god statue, and meowed.
It meowed, and Lu Yiyun also found the lost cat god statue, couldn't help covering his mouth, and exclaimed in a low voice: "The cat god statue...... When will you be back?"
No one knows better than her, after all, she sits in the cash register every day, and when the clerks left work yesterday, the opposite of the cash register was obviously empty, and now the cat god statue is sitting there again, which obviously means that something happened last night.
Wang Qian and Li Kun also saw the statue of the cat god and were equally startled.
"Master, this ...... Is this the original one, or did you buy a new one? It's a good old workmanship!" they asked, stammering, pointing to it.
"I'm so idle, do I have to buy a statue and make it old?" Zhang Zi'an knew that they were making two mistakes again, so he complained first and then answered, "It's the original one, and I found it." ”